Cow and Chicken 1x6

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I.R. is jealous of I.M. Weasel being the first on Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. But then NASA tells I.R. that he can become the first on the sun, and I.R. readily accepts the job. This creates quite the challenge for I.M...

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1. Oh, man. I don't know if I can stand this garbage no more.

2. You don't like the cafeteria food, Chicken?

3. Food? You call this food?

4. Ketchup flakes? Yecch!

5. Ketchup gelatin? It's all ketchup!

6. I am sick of ketchup.

7. I want meat!

8. Don't you got nothing good to eat?

9. What's the matter, Chicken? You don't like my cooking?

10. Well, that's too bad!

11. Next.

12. Um, what do you recommend?

13. How about my ketchupy fish balls

14. with bits of dehydrated ketchup?

15. What do you got that's good?

16. My specialty.

17. Stuffed ketchup surprise!

18. What's it stuffed with?

19. Why, it's stuffed with... ketchup.

20. Ha ha ha!

21. Ha ha ha ha!

22. Oh, yoo-hoo! You forgot something.

23. That's it! I can't take it no more!

24. So, you don't like my ketchup food, Chicken?

25. Fine!

26. Then starve!

27. No food ever again!

28. For you.

29. And if any one of you even thinks about giving him any food,

30. then you'll starve, too!

31. Eh, who cares? I ain't really that hungry, anyhows.

32. Hello, women. Mind if I sit with yas?

33. You can sit next to me, big brother.

34. You're going to starve, Chicken.

35. Starve. Starve. Ha!

36. Oh, man. I got to eat something.

37. Ohh.

38. You're going to starve. Starve!

39. Hey, Chicken, snap out of it, son.

40. T'ain't no one in our family that starves that easily.

41. Who are youse?

42. Why, we're your great-grandma and grandpa.

43. Now listen here, Chicken.

44. Back in our day, when we didn't like victuals

45. they was dishing up at the cafeteria,

46. me and grandma here would open up our own little food cart.

47. Give those pinheads a little competition. Ha ha!

48. Oh!

49. Yep. Grandma and Grandpa's Happy Meat.

50. Ain't that right, grandma?

51. Oh, man! Great idea, grandpa.

52. Bye now, Chicken. Say good-bye, grandma.

53. I love this gal.

54. Bye-bye, grandma and grandpa.

55. Who are you talking to, big brother?

56. Grandma and grandpa. Jeez!

57. What, are you blind as well as large?

58. I am going to run her ketchup kitchen out of business.

59. Wanna try my ketchupy fish balls?

60. No food for you, either!

61. You're both gonna starve.

62. Oh! But that's not fair, Mrs. Barederriere.

63. Sue me.

64. All right. Tell me about this idea.

65. Ok. Here's the poop.

66. First, we've got to get...

67. Come and get it!

68. Ketchup's hot.

69. Come to Cow and Chicken's Happy Meat,

70. where nothing is ketchup.

71. Ketchup on a stick, anyone?

72. That is right, sir. Our meat is happy.

73. Get ready to suck meat loaf through a straw.

74. Try a knuckle sandwich.

75. Ha ha ha!

76. Uh, just kidding.

77. Hot dog balls! Get your hot dog balls.

78. Oh, children?

79. I've got something that kinda looks like meat.

80. Honey roasted faux ham a la ketchup.

81. Ooh. That stinks good.

82. Well, how about ketchup on the half shell, hmm?

83. How about ketchup on my hand?

84. You kids know what time it is?

85. - Tell us, Chicken! - Tell us, Chicken!

86. It's time for bobbin' for meatballs!

87. Don't ask where those came from.

88. Hey, the red light special!

89. Wheel out the catapult, Cow,

90. 'cause we are serving pork butts and taters!

91. Pull!

92. Pull!

93. No!

94. Well, Chicken,

95. looks like happy meat was a success,

96. except it cost us more than we made.

97. All, well, it was worth it.

98. We showed Mrs. Heinie bow what real food is.

99. Oh, dang! We forgot to eat.

100. What do we got left?

101. Nothing.

102. What?

103. Oh, man.

104. I'd eat anything!

105. Oh, I'm a failure.

106. Look at me! I can't even run a lousy school cafeteria.

107. Oh. We made her cry.

108. Eh, she deserves it.

109. Oh, come on.

110. Are you still open, Mrs. Barederriere?

111. What?

112. You want to eat here?

113. Dare I ask what you got?

114. For you two? Oh ho ho! Let's see.

115. The original is always best.

116. Oh, all right, all right. How much?

117. How about 14 bucks?

118. Hey! That's not— ooh!

119. All right. 14 bucks is fine.

120. Mmm. Ooh, yum.

121. Oh, they like me! They really like me.

122. Well, grandma, looks like another case solved.

123. Honey, you're the greatest.

124. Mom says you got to play with me.

125. Want to play mock kitty bath?

126. Mom! May I please kill Cow?

127. I.M. Weasel.

128. I.M. Weasel.

129. I.M. Weasel.

130. I.M. Weasel.

131. You're kidding.

132. Make me laugh.

133. This is place.

134. Place is everything I.R. want—

135. a little bit country with big-city convenience.

136. Sooey!

137. Come for to getting it.

138. Eeaah. Pig farming good business.

139. I.R. Happy to be contentment.

140. Ahh.

141. Smell of money.

142. Why, I oughta—

143. Aah!

144. I.R. branding you now.

145. Mayor speaking.

146. Stinky! The whole world is stinky!

147. Ahem.

148. Fellow suffering citizens, it has come to my attention

149. that our town is overwhelmed with pig stinkiness.

150. Eww.

151. As your mayor, I will personally evict this offensive pig farmer

152. and make him take his stinky other white meat with him.

153. To help us get through this time of need,

154. I will provide each and every citizen

155. with a pine-scented air freshener.

156. Give me I.M. Weasel on the double. Quick, I mean!

157. Excellent.

158. I.M. Weasel.

159. Mayday! Mayday! We have—

160. It's pungent. You got—

161. Come quick. Emer— stinkiness!

162. I understand. Hesitation is not an option, mayor.

163. Mayor? Mayor?

164. Mayor!

165. We need you, monsieur!

166. One last sniff!

167. This is insane.

168. I am going to have a very stern talk with the person responsible for this overwhelming stench.

169. Holy mackerel!

170. That's some strong stench.

171. This requires more drastic measures.

172. No trespass against us!

173. These organic pigs. No chemicals!

174. Oh. Sorry to have disturbed you, sir.

175. Yah!

176. I.R. do what I.R. like.

177. Aha.

178. Ahh!

179. Perfection.

180. Oh!

181. I.M. Weasel! I.M. Weasel!

182. Oh, it not same.

183. Smell not good as pig.

184. We find place where people appreciate us.

185. Maybe Los Angeles.