Cow and Chicken 1x4

Directed by David Feiss • Robert Alvarez

At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad.

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1. Aah!

2. Aah!

3. Help! Help!

4. Mom, Dad, my feathers is falling out.

5. Mom, looks like our son has started molting.

6. Oh!

7. He's becoming a man.

8. Well, the next thing you know, he'll be shaving his wattle.

9. They grow up so fast!

10. Molting? I do not want to molt!

11. Now, now, it's not that bad.

12. Remember when Cow lost her baby teeth?

13. Oh, yeah. How could I forget that?

14. She looked like a... idiot.

15. Yeah.

16. But then she put them under her pillow...

17. And the tooth fairy

18. came and gave me a dollar for each tooth.

19. A buck a tooth. Man, that is good dough.

20. Maybe if you put your feathers under your pillow,

21. the Molting Fairy will pay you a visit tonight.

22. Ooh! A buck for each feather. I will be rich.

23. Oh, yeah. There's one over here. One over here.

24. Ha hee hee! One plus one plus one—

25. Oh! Hold it!

26. Plus 2.

27. Oh!

28. Want to play roll Chicken up in the mattress?

29. No! I do not choose to play no stupid cow game.

30. This mess of feathers adds up to be worth $700 and no cents!

31. Pillow. There.

32. Now I will treat my good pals Flem and Earl to the carnival.

33. Ooh! Mom says never go to the carnival naked.

34. Aw, geez. Oh, Mom did say that. Dad!

35. Dad! Can I wear some of your clothes?

36. Why, sure, son.

37. Come on, Chicken.

38. Oh, hold your horses.

39. Ahem. I am soon to come into a large fortune, ticket woman.

40. Please accept my I.O.U. For I and my companions.

41. Yeah. I got a chicken here dressed in a sock, wants credit.

42. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's your carnival.

43. Here you are, boys— 3 general admission.

44. Whoa! This I.O.U. system is terrific.

45. Let's get cotton candied meat.

46. And for you, pal?

47. Allow me to help myself.

48. You busted my meat machine.

49. No problem, sir.

50. Just hold my I.O.U. till tomorrow,

51. and you will be paid in full.

52. Hey, Flem. Hey, Earl. Watch this!

53. I can steer with my eyeballs.

54. Left. Right. Spin.

55. Ooh!

56. Here's an I.O.U.

57. I'll pay you tomorrow when I'm rolling in the dough.

58. Ice cream, please.

59. - What flavor? - All.

60. You want all flavors? But we have 5,000 flavors:

61. Chocolate, strawberry, rocky road, asphalt road,

62. dirt road, road to ruin, road apple, meadow muffin...

63. Read my beak, pal. We want all your ice cream.

64. Here's my I.O.U.

65. Yeah. Now for the big payoff.

66. Where is that Molting Fairy?

67. It's almost today.

68. Hey, fairy!

69. Where's my dough?

70. Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

71. I completely forgot.

72. Got change for a dollar?

73. A dollar?

74. I want $700.

75. Well, you'll never get 700 bills from me, Chicken.

76. Now, my brother could maybe leave you that kind of cash,

77. him being the scab fairy and all.

78. Got any scabs? They could be worth gold.

79. Got to go. Scab's are calling.

80. Bye-bye, Chicken!

81. Remember to put your scabs under your pillow!

82. Uh, um, in lieu of actual money,

83. I am prepared to repay youse all

84. with extremely valuable feathers.

85. Did he say feathers?

86. Yes. Feathers.

87. Anybody got any hot boiling glue?

88. Right here.

89. Me, too.

90. Let's get him!

91. Chicken, who were those grown men and women

92. coming out of your room carrying boiling glue pots?

93. Friends of yours?

94. Oh, yeah. My best buds.

95. Ouch! That's going to cause a scab!

96. Scab.

97. Ooh! I'm going to be rich. Ow! Rich! Ow! Rich! Ow! Rich!

98. Dad, you better call an ambulance!

99. "You must be this tall to ride."

100. Aw, dang. I'm too short.

101. Ooh! This is great. Right, Chicken?

102. Yeah, great.

103. I'm having the time of my life!

104. I.M. Weasel!

105. I.M. Weasel!

106. I.M. Weasel!

107. I.M. Weasel!

108. Ah, him.

109. Very good. Classy.

110. Eureka!

111. My worldwide genealogical search

112. has finally located my great-great-great-great-great-grandpa—

113. Weasel the Great.

114. He later died.

115. Hello. Hello?

116. Am I transmitting?

117. Queen of Yurp calling I.M. Weasel.

118. Do you read me?

119. Your Majesty.

120. Why are you calling me from the royal, uh...

121. Commode. Yes. Well, Yurp is a poor country, you see,

122. so we combine our technologies whenever we can.

123. Fair enough. What seems to be the problem?

124. Oh, well, uh, Mr. Weasel, I have a bit of a problem

125. which requires your expertise in the field of genealogy.

126. Our Duke of Cankerberry has up and died, you see,

127. and we must find a suitable heir to his estate.

128. We have reason to believe that a long-lost Cankerberry may be living in America.

129. Oh, pardonnez-moi, your majesty,

130. but are you through yet?

131. You are not the only one in the palace who needs to transmit, you know.

132. Keep your pants on! Yeah, I'm almost through!

133. I shall locate your Cankerberry, your majesty,

134. and deliver him to Yurp myself.

135. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Au revoir, mon kiki.

136. Let's see.

137. Cankerberry.

138. Whoa.

139. Close-set eyes, misshapen ears,

140. enormous nose, rotten teeth.

141. Yep. He's a royal all right.

142. I.R. move horsey to stomp on castle thingie.

143. I.R. make checkmate on king of I.R.

144. Ha ha ha! Checkmate! Checkmate!

145. What that?

146. I'm here to take you to Yurp.

147. You are a descendant of royalty.

148. I.R. royalty?

149. Fortune cookie was right!

150. I expecting you long time.

151. Well, then, let's be off.

152. Ahh.

153. Oh. I.R. sorry. I not offering any for you.

154. I see we have some work to do,

155. and I know just the place—

156. my yurpean summer house.

157. Let's begin with basic table manners.

158. Behold the salad fork.

159. Monsieur Baboon.

160. Monsieur Baboon!

161. Stop right there!

162. Let's review.

163. I sorry, but I.R. hungry.

164. Yes, of course,

165. but we must learn to be gentlemen about it.

166. I.R. always wanted to be gentlemans.

167. Then let's begin again.

168. Fork.

169. Fork.

170. Say it.

171. Fork.

172. By jove, I think you've got it.

173. What "jove"?

174. Never mind. We're on a roll.

175. Ooh! Uh.

176. Monsieur Baboon.

177. I dub thee Duke of Cankerberry.

178. Now, get to work.

179. I'm afraid your uncle left this world owing a substantial debt,

180. which you, the new Cankerberry, must now repay.

181. You may begin by cleaning the royal transmitter.

182. Guards!

183. Take him away!

184. I.R. gentlemans. Not fair.

185. I gentlemans.

186. No! Wait!

187. I.R. want lawyer!

188. I'm a lawyer...

189. And a perfect gentleman.

190. Shine it up, now.

191. I want to see my reflection when I...

192. Transmit.

193. I.R. gentlemans, too.