1. Whoa! The girls' bathroom!Copy !req
2. Oh, what do you think
girls do in there?Copy !req
3. I don't know. Let's take a peek.Copy !req
4. What? Are you nuts? You
could get cooties!Copy !req
5. There's a curse upon it.Copy !req
6. A curse, I say!Copy !req
7. Well, I still say
it's got a curse.Copy !req
8. I am dying to look inside.Copy !req
9. Go ahead, Flem.Copy !req
10. Why do I have to?Copy !req
11. 'Cause you're the ugliest.Copy !req
12. That's no fair.Copy !req
13. Let's draw straws
to see who goes in.Copy !req
14. Hmm. Flem's is pretty good,
but Chicken's is the best.Copy !req
15. Dang!Copy !req
16. Oh! That is no place for boys!Copy !req
17. There are things that go
on in the girls' bathroomCopy !req
18. that boys just would
not understand.Copy !req
19. A guy went in there once,Copy !req
20. and he was changed forever!Copy !req
21. Forever?Copy !req
22. Forever!Copy !req
23. Mom?Copy !req
24. Yes, son.Copy !req
25. Uh, you ever, you
know, like, uh...Copy !req
26. You ever been in a
girls' bathroom?Copy !req
27. Why, of course, son. Why?Copy !req
28. Well, let's say a guy wants
to go in— not saying me—Copy !req
29. but a guy goes in to
the girls' bathroom.Copy !req
30. What would happen?Copy !req
31. Mom?Copy !req
32. Sheesh.Copy !req
33. You gave your mom
quite a scare there.Copy !req
34. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
35. Bathrooms are not
to be feared, son.Copy !req
36. There's nothing wrong about wanting
to go into the girls' bathroom.Copy !req
37. You haven't gone
in yet, have you?Copy !req
38. No.Copy !req
39. Oh, then there's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
40. Now, if you did go in there,Copy !req
41. I'm not saying to do
this, but if you did...Copy !req
42. You'd find it's a
great place to be.Copy !req
43. Son, some of the happiest
days of my youthCopy !req
44. were spent in bathrooms.Copy !req
45. I could tell you stories!Copy !req
46. Dad, could I go now?Copy !req
47. Did you-all bring
the stuff, Earl?Copy !req
48. Are we a roger
there, red rooster?Copy !req
49. That's affirmatory
there, liver lips.Copy !req
50. Ahh! There goes one
brave little Chicken!Copy !req
51. Yeah.Copy !req
52. Uh!Copy !req
53. Hey, guys!Copy !req
54. They can buy cigars in here!Copy !req
55. I knew it!Copy !req
56. Uh! Oh! Uh!Copy !req
57. Oh! Wake up, brother!Copy !req
58. Oh. Oh, dear goodness,
you are safe in bed.Copy !req
59. I had a terrible nightmare that you
really had gone into the girls' bathroom.Copy !req
60. Ahh... pleasant dreams, brother.Copy !req
61. I think I may have found
the queen's throne.Copy !req
62. Liver lips to red rooster.Copy !req
63. Liver lips to red rooster.Copy !req
64. What is going on in there?Copy !req
65. Oh, well, uh...Copy !req
66. Nothing unusual to report.Copy !req
67. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
68. Ah! Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
69. Not bad.Copy !req
70. Oh!Copy !req
71. Sounds like Chicken
is in trouble.Copy !req
72. What do we do?Copy !req
73. Run!Copy !req
74. Hey! Uh!Copy !req
75. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
76. Open up!Copy !req
77. There's a big line
of girls waiting.Copy !req
78. Oh! If they catch me in here, I'll be
the laughing stock of the 5th grade!Copy !req
79. Just a minute!Copy !req
80. I'm coming in!Copy !req
81. Roll call! Flem!Copy !req
82. Here.Copy !req
83. Earl?Copy !req
84. Here.Copy !req
85. Chicken?Copy !req
86. Yeah.Copy !req
87. Psst! Hey, Chicken.
So what was it like?Copy !req
88. It was paradise.Copy !req
89. What you doing, Chicken?Copy !req
90. I'm bee flying. What
does it look like?Copy !req
91. Oh, can I fly him?Copy !req
92. Only men can fly bees.Copy !req
93. Ow!Copy !req
94. Here's your dumb bee.Copy !req
95. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
96. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
97. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
98. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
99. Hmm.Copy !req
100. Hey.Copy !req
101. Nice.Copy !req
102. Our suspension bridge
from New York to ParisCopy !req
103. is half-finished.Copy !req
104. Only 7 more years to go!Copy !req
105. Go ahead and give
the orders, I.R.Copy !req
106. Lower rebar cageCopy !req
107. and jam finger jointsCopy !req
108. and tie shoelaces.Copy !req
109. Excellent! You'll make a
great engineer someday,Copy !req
110. I.R. Baboon.Copy !req
111. With your help, we'll
win the French PrizeCopy !req
112. for this transatlantic bridge.Copy !req
113. Oh!Copy !req
114. What that?Copy !req
115. That's Cathy Jones comet!Copy !req
116. It comes around every 78 years.Copy !req
117. Oh, look!Copy !req
118. It visible to naked eye!Copy !req
119. Aah!Copy !req
120. But bridge must finish.Copy !req
121. We can't wait 78 year.Copy !req
122. Wait minute.Copy !req
123. What if what I.R.
Finish bridge iself?Copy !req
124. I.R. Get all credit!Copy !req
125. Glory to I.R.!Copy !req
126. That bridge must be completed!Copy !req
127. Only one man can do this job—Copy !req
128. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
129. Thank you for saving
my life, Mr. Weasel.Copy !req
130. Without the kidney you gave me,Copy !req
131. I would have been a goner.Copy !req
132. I would have donated my kidney
whether you needed it or not,Copy !req
133. sweet child.Copy !req
134. Hello.Copy !req
135. Yes, one moment.Copy !req
136. Mr. Weasel?Copy !req
137. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
138. Admiral Bullets here.Copy !req
139. We need your help, Weasel.Copy !req
140. Another one of those low-flying comets
has left us without a chief engineerCopy !req
141. to complete the transatlantic
bridge project.Copy !req
142. Yes, admiral Bullets.Copy !req
143. I agree it's desperately important
for the common americanCopy !req
144. to be able to drive to
France, exchange ideas,Copy !req
145. and bond with people who
refuse to speak our language.Copy !req
146. I'll build that bridge!Copy !req
147. Hey, everybody! Look!
It's him— I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
148. We love you, Mr. Weasel!Copy !req
149. Mr. Weasel, kiss my baby!Copy !req
150. Look! It's the new engineer!Copy !req
151. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
152. Oh!Copy !req
153. Not to detract from the
vision of my predecessor,Copy !req
154. but by making these
minor adjustments,Copy !req
155. the bridge can be completed
by 7:00 this eveningCopy !req
156. instead of 7 years' time.Copy !req
157. I'll get to see
my wife and kids!Copy !req
158. I've never even seen
my little Johnny.Copy !req
159. He was born 2 years after
I started this job.Copy !req
160. Let's get to work.Copy !req
161. I not stand this for me.Copy !req
162. Weasel blow me big chance!Copy !req
163. Now I.R. blow his!Copy !req
164. Oh, look! Gay paree!Copy !req
165. We're here already!Copy !req
166. Hmm...Copy !req
167. Note the correction in the plan.Copy !req
168. Weasel's a genius!Copy !req
169. I.R. get idea.Copy !req
170. Oh, I'm sailing!Copy !req
171. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
172. Oh!Copy !req
173. I'd rather be sailing!Copy !req
174. Thanks, Baboon!Copy !req
175. Mutiny.Copy !req
176. What am I to do now?Copy !req
177. Hmm. I could finish
the bridge by myself,Copy !req
178. but I wouldn't want to
break any union rules.Copy !req
179. I know! I'll swim to France and
hire some burly French laborers.Copy !req
180. Oh, success I have last!Copy !req
181. No! We will not give you
the burly French workmen.Copy !req
182. We do not want see America
bridge to France.Copy !req
183. We have too much of
your America already.Copy !req
184. Your kind pollute our fromage.Copy !req
185. But, sir, a deal between our 2 countries
has already been agreed upon.Copy !req
186. Deal, schmeal.Copy !req
187. France... she change her mind.Copy !req
188. Hello, France!Copy !req
189. You are a hero of FranceCopy !req
190. and a hero to the
world, mon cher Weasel.Copy !req
191. But—Copy !req
192. it was pure genius to create a
bridge link and car wash to MexicoCopy !req
193. instead of to France.Copy !req
194. Vive le Weasel!Copy !req
195. Vive le Weasel!Copy !req
196. And pour vous,Copy !req
197. the French prize.Copy !req
198. But it wasn't I who—Copy !req
199. Ahh...Copy !req
200. Oh, ho ho!Copy !req
201. "Weasel improves usa/mexico
relations with car wash bridge."Copy !req
202. I.R. Improve usa/mexico
relations with car wash bridge!Copy !req
203. Not weasel!Copy !req
204. Weasel do nothing!Copy !req
205. Nothing!Copy !req
206. Why, Weasel! Why not
sometimes is I.R.!Copy !req
207. Ohh...Copy !req
208. I.R. Feel much better now.Copy !req
209. I.R., uh...Copy !req