1. So the witch starts
walking up the stairs,Copy !req
2. saying, "who took my uvula?Copy !req
3. How dare youse
touch my uvula?"Copy !req
4. The witch is standingCopy !req
5. right outside the bedroom door.Copy !req
6. The kids hiding in the bedroomCopy !req
7. can smell stinky, garlicky,
oniony, manurey breath...Copy !req
8. Seeping through the keyhole.Copy !req
9. "Who took my uvula?"
She says again.Copy !req
10. And then, suddenly—Copy !req
11. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
12. Who's there?Copy !req
13. It might be Bigfoot.Copy !req
14. It is Bigfoot!Copy !req
15. Hey, Chicken.Copy !req
16. Yeah?Copy !req
17. What's a u-u-u...Copy !req
18. What is a u-u-u...Copy !req
19. A uvula?Copy !req
20. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
21. Whoa!Copy !req
22. Aah!Copy !req
23. Where are you, Chicken?Copy !req
24. Moo.Copy !req
25. Jeez, Cow! What are
you doing here?Copy !req
26. You forgot your
hairbrush, big brother.Copy !req
27. Mom sent me out here
to give it to you.Copy !req
28. Ooh! Well,
you can't stay!Copy !req
29. This here is a man's camp-out.
No womens allowed.Copy !req
30. Ain't that right, fellas?Copy !req
31. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
32. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
33. That's not fair.Copy !req
34. I want to play camping!Copy !req
35. I'm telling Mom!Copy !req
36. Moo...Copy !req
37. Boo hoo hoo!Copy !req
38. Girls can't!Copy !req
39. You big crybaby.Copy !req
40. Hey, kids.
I got a story for you.Copy !req
41. It'll scare the warts
right off your behinds.Copy !req
42. Is it scarier than
"the monkey's bladder"?Copy !req
43. Oh, ho ho ho ho!
Much scarier.Copy !req
44. Creepier than
"the butcher's tongue"?Copy !req
45. 10 times creepier.Copy !req
46. Worse than "the witch's uvula"?Copy !req
47. What's a uvula?Copy !req
48. Yep. Stranger and creepier
than all them put together.Copy !req
49. I'm about to tell you
the legend of Sailcat.Copy !req
50. Cool!Copy !req
51. They can flatten a cow!Copy !req
52. Or a horse!
Or a manatee!Copy !req
53. Sailcat?Copy !req
54. Sailcat!Copy !req
55. Breaker, breaker. Look out.Copy !req
56. Watch your back. Be afraid.Copy !req
57. There's a frisbee-like cat
who's a mighty sharp blade.Copy !req
58. Don't be depressed, Cow.Copy !req
59. People love you because
you're big and fat and ugly.Copy !req
60. Go with it.Copy !req
61. Hey! Wait a second,
Flem's Dad.Copy !req
62. I thought this was supposed
to be a scary story.Copy !req
63. It was scary when sailcat
cut that truck in half.Copy !req
64. Yeah, well, sort of,Copy !req
65. but what is this "don't
be depressed, Cow" stuff?Copy !req
66. That ain't scary.Copy !req
67. Yeah. We want
scary, Dad.Copy !req
68. I thought it was a lovely story.Copy !req
69. Well, it's time
for dinner. Let's eat.Copy !req
70. Huh!
Our dinner's gone!Copy !req
71. Look!
It's Bigfoot!Copy !req
72. He stole our dinner!Copy !req
73. Oh, man! Now what are we
supposed to eat?Copy !req
74. Well... ha ha ha!
I did bringCopy !req
75. a dozen cans of
sugar-frosted wienies.Copy !req
76. Oh!Copy !req
77. Ok. Where's
the can opener?Copy !req
78. Well, perhaps it's time
we went to bed.Copy !req
79. Dang, I'm tired.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
80. What are you
doing in my bag, Cow?Copy !req
81. Where's yours?Copy !req
82. I left it
at the bottom of the trail.Copy !req
83. It was too hard for me to carry the
sleeping bag and your hairbrush.Copy !req
84. Wh-what was that?Copy !req
85. I can't see.
It's too dark.Copy !req
86. It might be a uvula!Copy !req
87. Wait! I-I think it's,
uh... could it be?Copy !req
88. Oh!
It's going away.Copy !req
89. Wait! Look!Copy !req
90. The cans of sugar-frosted
wienies are all opened.Copy !req
91. Flem's Dad, wake up!
Sailcat's here!Copy !req
92. Oh! Thank you,
Sailcat,Copy !req
93. wherever you are.Copy !req
94. Yeah. These sugar-frosted wienies
ain't so bad on a empty stomach.Copy !req
95. "You must be
this tall to ride."Copy !req
96. Aw, dang!
I'm too short.Copy !req
97. Oh! This is great!
Right, Chicken?Copy !req
98. Yeah. Hey!Copy !req
99. I'm having the time
of my liiife!Copy !req
100. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
101. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
102. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
103. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
104. Season's greetings!Copy !req
105. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
106. I still can wearing these.Copy !req
107. Aah!Copy !req
108. Oh!Copy !req
109. Aah!Copy !req
110. Family of I.R. is here?Copy !req
111. What they doing?Copy !req
112. Hi, honey!Copy !req
113. We thought it would
be a nice surpriseCopy !req
114. to come and visit you
for Christmas.Copy !req
115. Huh! Christmas?Copy !req
116. I.R. embarrassed.
I forget Christmas.Copy !req
117. Oh! I.R. Need tree!Copy !req
118. Oh! What amazing
sculptures.Copy !req
119. Their likeness to
real baboons is remarkable.Copy !req
120. Good night!
They are real baboons!Copy !req
121. I'd better thaw them out
at my place.Copy !req
122. Hmm!Copy !req
123. What a beautiful home you have!Copy !req
124. Why, thank you, Miss...Copy !req
125. Mrs.
Mrs. Baboon.Copy !req
126. And this
is Mr. Baboon.Copy !req
127. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
128. The pleasure is mine, sir.Copy !req
129. And this is my daughter Barbie.Copy !req
130. Pleased to make your
acquaintance, Miss Barbie.Copy !req
131. Ooh! That you?Copy !req
132. Yes. I was an orphan
as a child,Copy !req
133. but I've been blessed with a
wonderful extended family.Copy !req
134. Say! How about helping me
decorate my tree?Copy !req
135. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh! All!Copy !req
136. Aaaaah!Copy !req
137. This is great Christmas ever!Copy !req
138. Ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
139. What?Copy !req
140. Oh! All of time,
Weasel get all things not his.Copy !req
141. Now Weasel steal
I.R.'s family.Copy !req
142. That not right!Copy !req
143. Aaaaah!Copy !req
144. Enemies of I.R. will have
very bad holiday this year.Copy !req
145. Santa no bringing
presents for traitors.Copy !req
146. Army surplus man
strike good deal for I.R.Copy !req
147. I go back for more
land mines next Christmas.Copy !req
148. I.R. bad person!Copy !req
149. All percent bad!Copy !req
150. What kind of person would defile
Christmas in this manner?Copy !req
151. Hmm. The person responsible is
obviously a lonely and bitter shut-in.Copy !req
152. I know!Copy !req
153. Ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
154. My baby!Copy !req
155. Mr. Weasel
took us caroling.Copy !req
156. He said you was
a shut-in, honey.Copy !req
157. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
158. My work is done here.Copy !req
159. Dang! That's the seventh time this
evening this has happened to me.Copy !req
160. I'm beginning to think that
Christmas just isn't worth it!Copy !req
161. Follow me, Saint Nicky.Copy !req
162. Have a look.Copy !req
163. See?
It is worth it.Copy !req
164. It really is.Copy !req