1. Ticket woman!
4 tickets, please.Copy !req
2. Two adults and
two adorable kids.Copy !req
3. What about Piles the Beaver?Copy !req
4. He's adorable.Copy !req
5. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
6. Beavers are free
today, sweetheart.Copy !req
7. Wow! Carnage City!Copy !req
8. Guillotines and everything!Copy !req
9. Oh, this is the happiest
day of my life!Copy !req
10. Aaah!Copy !req
11. Tickets, everyone?Copy !req
12. Every man for himself!Copy !req
13. Oh... Piles
the Beaver doll!Copy !req
14. Mmm...Copy !req
15. Oh, we are just gonna
have the bestest time!Copy !req
16. Yeah. First we're gonna
go on the organ grinder,Copy !req
17. and then ride
the spine dislocator.Copy !req
18. Dad, look— the livestock toss!Copy !req
19. Oh, how romantic...Copy !req
20. The very place we met.Copy !req
21. Chicken, you're
responsible for Cow.Copy !req
22. If something bad were to happen to your
sister, we'd be pretty mad. Ha ha!Copy !req
23. We're outta here.
Bye, kids!Copy !req
24. All right!
We are on our own!Copy !req
25. Let's go do some
serious rides, Cow.Copy !req
26. Ooh...Copy !req
27. I don't think so!Copy !req
28. Hey!
We need more oil!Copy !req
29. I do not believe what I
got to deal with here!Copy !req
30. Come on! You got
to go on this one.Copy !req
31. Uh-uh! Oh, not me and my
Piles the Beaver doll!Copy !req
32. We're scared of those rides.Copy !req
33. Then what are you sissies
gonna do, huh?Copy !req
34. Hey, that's for babies.Copy !req
35. Piles is my baby.Copy !req
36. Aw, fine!
I am going by myself.Copy !req
37. Don't go nowheres!Copy !req
38. Mmm...Copy !req
39. Piles! Mmm...Copy !req
40. No! My beaver doll!Copy !req
41. Mmm...Copy !req
42. Unh!Copy !req
43. I'm coming, Piles!Copy !req
44. Mmm... ergh!Copy !req
45. Hey, check out the Cow hanging
from the tapeworm ride!Copy !req
46. Cow!Copy !req
47. Oh, man, Mom and Dad
are gonna kill me!Copy !req
48. Aaah!Copy !req
49. What are you doing, Cow?Copy !req
50. I got to... mmm...
Get piles! Mmm...Copy !req
51. Gotcha! Whoa!Copy !req
52. Aaaah!Copy !req
53. Waaaah!Copy !req
54. Aaaah!Copy !req
55. Aah!Copy !req
56. Piles! Piles!
Where are you?Copy !req
57. Piles!Copy !req
58. Chicken... where are you?Copy !req
59. I'll save you, Piles!Copy !req
60. Mmm...Copy !req
61. Unh!Copy !req
62. Don't they know they could
hurt a man doing that? Geez!Copy !req
63. Oh, where is my beaver doll?Copy !req
64. Piles?Copy !req
65. Oh, there you are!Copy !req
66. We're coming, Piles!Copy !req
67. Oh, can't we just get
another stupid doll?Copy !req
68. There you go, pig.Copy !req
69. Pull!Copy !req
70. Aah!Copy !req
71. Incoming pig at 2 o'clock!Copy !req
72. Pig at 2 o'clock?
It's only 1:00 now.Copy !req
73. Guess we can relax.Copy !req
74. Good catch, clown!Copy !req
75. We're coming, Piles!Copy !req
76. Pull!Copy !req
77. Oh, no!Copy !req
78. My baby!Copy !req
79. Ok... can we go now?Copy !req
80. Pull!Copy !req
81. Pull?Copy !req
82. Aaaah!Copy !req
83. Dad, is that our little Cow?Copy !req
84. That's our daughter, all right!Copy !req
85. Aaaah!Copy !req
86. Aah!Copy !req
87. Aah!Copy !req
88. Can we go now?Copy !req
89. Dad, do you think we deserve
such wonderful kids?Copy !req
90. They are the greatest, mama.Copy !req
91. We have truly been blessed.Copy !req
92. Mmm...Copy !req
93. Oh...
This livestock tossCopy !req
94. brings back such fond
memories, doesn't it, mama?Copy !req
95. Just saying the word
makes me all tingly!Copy !req
96. Livestock toss...Copy !req
97. Did you and your beaver doll
have a good time today?Copy !req
98. Oh, yes! Oh, we had
the bestest time ever!Copy !req
99. There's still time for
one more ride, Chicken.Copy !req
100. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
101. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
102. Not so fast there, grandma.Copy !req
103. My butt's a little sore.Copy !req
104. Aaah!Copy !req
105. Want to play on the trampoline?Copy !req
106. No! Anyways,Copy !req
107. we don't have no
trampoline, idiot.Copy !req
108. Yes-huh!Copy !req
109. Wow! This is great, Cow!
Where'd you get it?Copy !req
110. Aah!Copy !req
111. Come back here and
fight like a man, Cow!Copy !req
112. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
113. I.M. Weasel.Copy !req
114. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
115. I.M. Weasel!Copy !req
116. It's criminal.Copy !req
117. I.R. belong in court.Copy !req
118. Me important for law.Copy !req
119. I. M. Weasel.Copy !req
120. Mr. Weasel, do you think
the results of this caseCopy !req
121. will cause an end
to the new ice age?Copy !req
122. The results of this case could
mean the end of life itself.Copy !req
123. Now, if you will please excuse
me, I have a case to win.Copy !req
124. Ooh... Weasel think
he's so good for law.Copy !req
125. Bailiff important, too.Copy !req
126. I show them
how good I.R. are!Copy !req
127. All silent!Copy !req
128. Here come judge.Copy !req
129. Why, thank you,
I.R. Baboon.Copy !req
130. What a wonderful introduction.Copy !req
131. Shall we begin?Copy !req
132. Court call Mr. P. Bear
to stand.Copy !req
133. Promise you tell whole truth,
nothing but truth, so help me?Copy !req
134. Arrrgh!Copy !req
135. My, I.R., you've got to be the
best bailiff I've ever had.Copy !req
136. I.R. best, you hear?
Ha ha!Copy !req
137. I.R. best
in the world!Copy !req
138. Stop immediately!Copy !req
139. You're violating
the law of gravity!Copy !req
140. Ha! What law?Copy !req
141. No laws.Copy !req
142. I'm sorry, I.R.Copy !req
143. Mr. Weasel is right,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
144. Follow me...Copy !req
145. And I'll learn you
a thing or two.Copy !req
146. Now I've seen everything.Copy !req
147. You see, when a law is written,Copy !req
148. it's placed inside this case,Copy !req
149. automatically
putting it into effect.Copy !req
150. R-r-r-read it.Copy !req
151. Ahh...Copy !req
152. Huh?Copy !req
153. Ouch!Copy !req
154. Stupid law
make I.R. look bad.Copy !req
155. Nasty law!Copy !req
156. If only law not here,Copy !req
157. then I.R.
be good again!Copy !req
158. Does anyone
smell smoke? Aaah!Copy !req
159. See? Now it ok!Copy !req
160. I.R. good again!Copy !req
161. Oh!Copy !req
162. That baboon bailiff's
destroyed the law of gravity!Copy !req
163. We're doomed!Copy !req
164. Don't panic. It only
affects us lawyers.Copy !req
165. Why is that?Copy !req
166. Because we're the only ones
who understand the law.Copy !req
167. Hmm...Copy !req
168. Those poor souls.Copy !req
169. Do you realize what
you've done, man?Copy !req
170. Every lawyer on the face of the earth
is now floating off the planet!Copy !req
171. What bad about that?Copy !req
172. Hey, Mom! Lawyers!Copy !req
173. Sacrebleu! C'est les
lawyers, n'est-ce pas?Copy !req
174. My word, Rotteringham.
Barristers!Copy !req
175. What you do?Copy !req
176. I'm submitting new laws to
save my floating brethren.Copy !req
177. "All lawyers shall
congregate togetherCopy !req
178. in one lump
over the courthouse."Copy !req
179. I fix things.
Hee hee hee!Copy !req
180. Me write new law of
gravity, not Weasel!Copy !req
181. Baboon...Copy !req
182. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
183. I.R. smarty-pantses!Copy !req
184. Make lawyers heavy! Make
they come down to earth.Copy !req
185. Don't be a fool, man!Copy !req
186. Without gravity, it doesn't
matter how heavy they are!Copy !req
187. I.R. no fool, man!Copy !req
188. Hmmph!Copy !req
189. Aah!Copy !req
190. Ha!Copy !req
191. Please, sir,
that is quite enough.Copy !req
192. I'm afraid what you're
doing, my friend,Copy !req
193. is unconstitutional,
and furthermore,Copy !req
194. it is against the law!Copy !req
195. Against the law.
That's right!Copy !req
196. You, sir, are under arrest!Copy !req
197. Under arrest?Copy !req
198. Me?Copy !req
199. I.R. want lawyer!Copy !req
200. Ok, you guys,
I.R. want lawyer!Copy !req
201. Hey, want lawyer now!Copy !req
202. So... give I.R.
silent treatment!Copy !req
203. I.R. can do job
as good as these guys.Copy !req
204. Are you sure about that?Copy !req
205. Yes!Copy !req
206. I.R. defend I.R.!Copy !req
207. I.R. own lawyer.Copy !req
208. Waaaah!Copy !req
209. Hey, what happening me?Copy !req
210. Now that you're
a lawyer, my friend,Copy !req
211. you are no longer immune
to your own laws.Copy !req
212. Oh, uh...Copy !req
213. Finally,
we're making some headway.Copy !req
214. And now for the law of gravity.
I hope I get this right.Copy !req
215. What... wrong... now?Copy !req
216. He got the gravitational
pull all wrong.Copy !req
217. I miscalculated.Copy !req
218. Sorry.Copy !req
219. I'm only human.Copy !req