Cow and Chicken 1x10

Directed by David Feiss • Robert Alvarez

Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines.

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1. Lose?

2. Moo!

3. Oh, puddles.

4. I'll never make it to peat moss heaven.

5. Oh, yeah. Come on.

6. Ooh! Ooh!

7. Yeah! Yeah! Take that, you wussy wombat.

8. Oh, Chicken, give me another quarter.

9. I want to play Squirt the Daisies again.

10. Beat it, Cow. I'm busy.

11. Jeez!

12. Well, I want another quarter...

13. Moo!

14. To play Squirt the Daisies.

15. Moo!

16. Oh! Ooh!

17. Now look what you made me do, butter brain!

18. Jeez! Ok. Here's your stupid quarter.

19. Stay out of trouble while I go get some change, will youse?

20. Wadda ya want?

21. Oh, hello. I'm so sorry.

22. I thought you was my grandma. May I help you?

23. I need change for Immortal Wombat...

24. Please.

25. Immortal Wombat? Oh, that game is for pantywaists!

26. Want to play a real man's game?

27. Wow!

28. After me.

29. Hop on, punkin.

30. Comfy?

31. Oh, yeah.

32. Oh. Then hang on for the virtual ride of your life!

33. Aah!

34. Hey. What kind of game is this, anyway?

35. Kick the can.

36. Ooh. That's a stupid kindergarten game.

37. Kick the can. Kick the can.

38. All right, you lizard with a lid. I heard youse!

39. Kick the can. Kick the can. Kick the can.

40. Hows about "kick the turtle, kick the turtle"?

41. Oh, well. As they say, when in France...

42. Wait. Hey!

43. Ow! Aah!

44. Aah!

45. Hello, Chicken.

46. What's faster, a 400-horsepower virtual steamroller,

47. or a 4-pound chicken?

48. Let's find out, shall we?

49. Aah!

50. Uh-oh.

51. Oh, my favorite tone— b flat.

52. Kick the can. Kick the can.

53. I already did that, turtle.

54. All right!

55. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

56. Beginner's luck.

57. Now what?

58. Duck, duck, goose.

59. Ooh, another kiddie game.

60. Eh, let's get this over with.

61. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.

62. Goose?

63. Oh, no! Not Squirt the Daisies!

64. Not this game!

65. Go!

66. Moo!

67. Oh! Chicken?

68. Cow?

69. And now, the coup de grace.

70. My video daisies are going to finish off you and your large sister!

71. Oh.

72. No!

73. Oh, please! No, no, no, no, no!

74. Ow! Ow! Ow!

75. Hey, Chicken, come back.

76. I could go get some more quarters.

77. I'll even show you some tricks.

78. You never even got to the cool level.

79. Hey, Chicken, watch this.

80. I'm watching.

81. Oh! Oh! No!

82. Mom and Dad are here, big brother. Oh!

83. Moo!

84. So, what games did our offspring play today?

85. I played Squirt the Daisies.

86. Ha ha ha! How fun.

87. And what about you, firstborn son?

88. What manly game did you play?

89. Kick the can. Kick the can. Kick the can.

90. Mom says you got to play with me.

91. Want to play mock kitty bath?

92. Mom, may I please kill Cow?

93. I.M. Weasel.

94. I.M. Weasel.

95. I.M. Weasel!

96. I.M. Weasel!

97. No way.

98. Oh, we work well together.

99. This is life.

100. Forced vacation best idea police chief have for I.R.

101. Who that? Those men endanger I.

102. What wrong with they?

103. Whoa!

104. This is going to be rad, huh, Carl?

105. Total! Ha. When that bus of canadians comes around that corner,

106. we'll take those guys hostage. Huh!

107. Then we can trade 'em for a forest of our very own.

108. Oh, dude. We've waited so long.

109. Don't cry, Craig.

110. We'll cut down each tree together

111. and carve surfboards for the masses.

112. It'll be sweet.

113. Sacrebleu!

114. C'est une big saw you possess.

115. Woof, woof, woof, woof.

116. Fully. And it's sharp, too, dude.

117. Thanks, Ambassador Weasel,

118. for reuniting the north and the south.

119. Yes. Ahem. Indeed.

120. We are finally one Dakota.

121. Your happiness is my reward.

122. Thanks to you, this day is a day of peace.

123. Aah!

124. Mountie Express? This must be urgent.

125. Holy mackerel!

126. French-canadian beavers are being held hostage in Baja.

127. Canada needs beavers!

128. So we should make a run for it, oui?

129. Mais non, Jean-Paul.

130. One Nick from that rusty blade could give you lockjaw.

131. Yes. First your spine starts to curve beaucoup.

132. Then your shoulder blades arch to meet your ankles.

133. And your jaw clenches shut! You starve to death.

134. And then you get a little angina.

135. No, you don't!

136. Your back snaps.

137. Oh. Eh?

138. And believe you moi, that is not a pretty way to die.

139. I.M. Weasel. What seems to be the problem?

140. Dude, we need trees to log to make into surfboards.

141. We want a redwood forest by noon tomorrow,

142. or the beavers get it. Get it?

143. Huh huh huh. I get it.

144. Good heavens. And that blade looks rusty, too.

145. We have not had our tetanus shots.

146. - What? - Oui.

147. It is such a tragedy, big time, that we are so stupid.

148. Boys, I know how you feel.

149. Surfing is a wonderful and fulfilling activity,

150. but these beavers are innocent.

151. You don't really want to harm them.

152. You simply want to make quality surfboards

153. with quality logs.

154. You want to be loggers, like your father before you,

155. and your father's father,

156. and your father's father's father, and your—

157. Stop!

158. Look, bring us a redwood forest,

159. and we'll make the most burly surfboards you've ever seen, dude.

160. And if I get you a forest,

161. you will let these beavers go?

162. Then you will have your forest, or I am not Weasel.

163. That Weasel think he so big.

164. I.R. take over for real negotiatings.

165. Who want pizza?

166. Weasel underestimate you.

167. Why ask for just forest?

168. You hold up a hand, make more demand.

169. Ask for outdoor hockey rinks.

170. Oui. and hockey pucks.

171. And hockey sticks.

172. And goalies, eh?

173. Dude, look—get the beavers their gear, or else...

174. Dude.

175. What I do?

176. All the trees in Oregon, you say?

177. Yes. Do you take cash, Mr. Oregon?

178. Of course. Please, call me Eugene.

179. You got yourself a deal, Mr. Weasel.

180. Thanks, Eugene.

181. All right. Move 'em out!

182. And bubble gum.

183. Curling.

184. The friendly giant.

185. Mr. Dressup.

186. Rockin' Robin hood.

187. Maple syrup.

188. The New Adventures of Pinocchio, eh?

189. This insane!

190. How I ever meet all demand?

191. You wanted a forest, gentlemen? Behold.

192. Chill, dude.

193. I think he forgetting something.

194. Wait!

195. I bring you something for to make forest complete.

196. Spotted owls.

197. Stop!

198. You can't destroy our homes.

199. We're endangered, you know.

200. Dude, now we're going to have to make a surfboard out of you, Baboon.

201. No! No! No surfboard! No surfboard!

202. But I not have tetanus shot!