1. Oh, I am so embarrassed.Copy !req
2. A pricing gun?Copy !req
3. Imitation Pork Hinies, twenty-nine cents.Copy !req
4. Make that forty-five-ninety-nine.Copy !req
5. Oh, what you doing, Big Brother?Copy !req
6. Are you changing prices
with a pricing gun?Copy !req
7. Oh, that is illegal!Copy !req
8. This is fun!Copy !req
9. I do not know
if this is such a good idea, Chicken.Copy !req
10. My buns are only nineteen-cents?Copy !req
11. I am so cheap!Copy !req
12. Have price gun, will travel!Copy !req
13. My Big Brother is off his nut!Copy !req
14. Oh, panty hose!
Into the basket with your friends!Copy !req
15. Sale on Red Guys, aisle five.Copy !req
16. What have we here?Copy !req
17. Ninety-nine cents?Copy !req
18. A deal! I'll take it!Copy !req
19. Glory! Something fat!Copy !req
20. I'll take this one, too!Copy !req
21. Checkout time!Copy !req
22. What kind of bags do you like?Copy !req
23. Oh, no need to get personal.Copy !req
24. Can of coffee,
panty hose, panty hose, panty hose,Copy !req
25. chicken, panty hose,
panty hose, panty hose,Copy !req
26. cow, panty hose, panty hose, panty hose.Copy !req
27. Hey, Mister?Copy !req
28. Do you wear all these panty hose?Copy !req
29. Why of course not!Copy !req
30. Why, they're part of an ingenious system
I use to filter my coffee!Copy !req
31. Why don't you just buy coffee filters?Copy !req
32. You mean they make those?Copy !req
33. We're home!Copy !req
34. Let's see.Copy !req
35. What am I gonna use these two things for?Copy !req
36. Oh, different.Copy !req
37. I know!Copy !req
38. Perhaps you can be a boa for
when I go to the theater!Copy !req
39. Perhaps not.Copy !req
40. I know what you can be!Copy !req
41. No, thanks.
I just had an apple on the train.Copy !req
42. Nah!Copy !req
43. Good day, boys and girls!Copy !req
44. The Pantless Chef
will make cookies with a fat rolling pin!Copy !req
45. Well, how'd we do?Copy !req
46. No, no, no, no, no, no, this will never do.Copy !req
47. There's holes in my cookie dough.Copy !req
48. You're a lousy rolling pin!Copy !req
49. I've got to think.Copy !req
50. Think! Think! Think!Copy !req
51. I paid for 'em, what can I use 'em for?Copy !req
52. Hey, Meatball!Copy !req
53. Go like this...Copy !req
54. Good morning! Coffee, grandma?Copy !req
55. I'd bet you'd make a great coffee cup.Copy !req
56. It leaks.Copy !req
57. Somehow I sense that I'm getting angry.Copy !req
58. Thanks.Copy !req
59. Red Guy's gettin' kinda hungry!Copy !req
60. Perhaps I'll try out my new fat oven,
which I bought.Copy !req
61. Hell-wo, oven.Copy !req
62. I got a little surprise for ya! Say "ah".Copy !req
63. Now to adjust the temperature.Copy !req
64. Come on, come on, cook, cook!Copy !req
65. Oh, Uncle Gerald, call the twins!
I cooked for us!Copy !req
66. Excuse me while I go freshen up.Copy !req
67. Hey! You're not bad as a towel!Copy !req
68. I didn't brush my teeth this year!Copy !req
69. Guess what you get to be?Copy !req
70. I need a nice close shave!Copy !req
71. Can't you at least hum a little?Copy !req
72. Work with me here!Copy !req
73. That's it! Now my shaver's spittin' at me!Copy !req
74. I've been ripped off! You guys are useless!Copy !req
75. I'm taking you back to the store.Copy !req
76. Hey! What do you think you're doin'?Copy !req
77. Butt-walking to my car. Why?Copy !req
78. You didn't pay for yourself!Copy !req
79. Oh, but I'm not for sale!Copy !req
80. Oh-oh, yes you are!Copy !req
81. You got a dollar twenty-nine?Copy !req
82. No.Copy !req
83. Must have left my wallet in my other pants.Copy !req
84. Man! I gotta take me one of these!Copy !req
85. Oh, how darling!Copy !req
86. A Cow and Chicken
just like my Cow and Chicken!Copy !req
87. The kids will be so thrilled!Copy !req
88. Hey! I paid good money for...!Copy !req
89. Now make yourself useful
and brush my teeth!Copy !req
90. Please! Cut to commercial!Copy !req
91. Thanks.Copy !req
92. Now, brush! Don't forget to floss!Copy !req