Courage the Cowardly Dog 2x9

Directed by John R. Dilworth

A vacuum salesman shrinks Muriel and Eustace and sucks them up into his vacuum.

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1. We interrupt this program to bring you Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!

2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!

3. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives

4. in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bay.

5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.

6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

7. Stupid dog!

8. You made me look bad.

9. Hi there, mateys!

10. You're tired of doing the same old chores around the house.

11. Eustace is talking to me.

12. Why would he do that?

13. Then join me on a seafaring adventure.

14. I promise, never a dull moment.

15. And there's always a catch.

16. Now that sounds exciting!

17. And the trip is free for the first three passengers.

18. We'll take it!

19. Hi, lovers!

20. I'm Sharky, your captain.

21. Good to have you aboard.

22. The booze!

23. I can smell those fish just begging for me, mate.

24. Time to ship out!

25. Ship out!

26. Oh, really?

27. And wait, he says, aye?

28. That just tickles me.

29. Oh!

30. I can't wait to land me a big one.

31. How about you, Eustace?

32. Hey, me mateys!

33. The wind's right.

34. The salt is calling.

35. And the party's over.

36. What?

37. Okay, lovers, here's how it shakes out.

38. You're the crew!

39. You, Baldy!

40. You're the engineer!

41. Hey, this ain't what we signed up for.

42. I want me money back.

43. You didn't spend any money.

44. Trip's free.

45. Oh, right.

46. You will.

47. Then where's the catch, you promised?

48. Aye.

49. The catch is, you're either working as me crew, or I'll be using you as an anchor.

50. And you, you're in charge of making the grub.

51. How exciting!

52. I'm making the grub.

53. Grub.

54. I love saying grub.

55. Grub, grub, grub.

56. And you, you jellyfish.

57. Get ready to grow some teeth.

58. Shape off real quick, because you're me first, mate.

59. Got that?

60. You got that?

61. You climb up there and watch for the bend in the river.

62. He's so authentic.

63. It's all so authentic.

64. Just like I'm the jelly.

65. What are we fishing for, if you don't mind me asking?

66. Big Catch.

67. Ha, ha, ha.

68. Salty, now we're ready for the big catch.

69. Welcome to Evil River.

70. Really?

71. And catch what we're going to catch without being brave.

72. Aye, the sea can turn boys into men, and men into salty men.

73. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

74. Now you're ready to catch.

75. What?

76. You think I'm crazy?

77. Every first mate, hold on to the line.

78. Whoa!

79. That was so thrilling.

80. Getting dragged underwater and thrown onto the deck like a fresh caught flounder.

81. I'm going to the galley to whip up some brine muffins.

82. It's gone.

83. It's do or die now, mateys.

84. We have to get that serpent before she gets us.

85. But we may out of it.

86. We need to change the strategy.

87. Use a lure, something big and round and chewy.

88. Mr. Sharky Captain, sir, do we have some more brine for my muffins?

89. Big and round and chewy.

90. That's how I always make my muffins.

91. Hey, don't be looking at my wife like she was, mate.

92. I'll split my booty with you.

93. I'm getting a fortune to bring in Carmen.

94. So this bait thing, it's safe, right?

95. Aye.

96. Drag me scurvy former first mate up there and tie him up so he won't get in the way.

97. Now Carmen likes opera, she does.

98. So play her these tunes and it will attract her.

99. Opera and adventure, swimming.

100. When the creature gets close enough, grab it with these giant serpent pongs.

101. You're sure it's safe now, solid as the sea is wet.

102. This is so exciting.

103. Come face to face with creatures that are ready to swim.

104. I ain't leaving these waters with an empty net.

105. I'm going in after Carmen meself.

106. Stay back!

107. Stay back!

108. Carmen is not such a bad girl after all.

109. She just wanted an audience for her beautiful voice.

110. What an adventure.

111. Captain, you're so desalery.

112. Aesthetic piece of plankton.

113. That was the most thrilling adventure of my life.

114. It was all so authentic.

115. I just hope you just get home, okay?

116. Wherever you are.

117. Stupid dumb monkeys.

118. The water was so pretty and smelled so sweet.

119. And now look at you.

120. I took a bath last Tuesday.

121. I wasn't talking to you Eustace.

122. Parrot, do your stuff.

123. Courage?

124. Courage, you can stop now.

125. Or maybe you can't.

126. Did you find something?

127. What do you suppose that came from?

128. Hmm.

129. Hey guys, shake off the bone.

130. What a hideous sculpture.

131. I detest modern art.

132. Alright, here's what you'll want to know.

133. It's from a very rare, very extinct, very huge kangaroo monster.

134. A social, outgoing creature that loved to crush

135. anything that moved shit to a pulpy pancake.

136. But that was then.

137. This is now.

138. They're all extinct.

139. And the bones are very, very valuable.

140. Ten thousand going once.

141. Ten thousand going twice.

142. Ten thousand going... Ten thousand fifty cents.

143. Ten thousand fifty cents going once.

144. Twice.

145. Sold.

146. To the ugly witch guy.

147. Okay, bidding for this baby's sauce at eight.

148. No, ten.

149. No, fifty thousand dollars.

150. What did one subatomic particle say to the other subatomic particle?

151. I don't know that one.

152. What did one subatomic particle say to the other subatomic particle?

153. Right up in the lounge.

154. Oh, you aren't sticky.

155. Stupid bone-stimming dog.

156. Give that back.

157. Oh, no, this is not good.

158. You need a disk transplant.

159. Yes, a disk transplant.

160. Oh, my.

161. That sounds serious.

162. Sounds expensive.

163. Very serious.

164. It's hard to find bone.

165. It's just the right size and shape.

166. But you have to.

167. Otherwise, there are terrible, terrible complications.

168. Complications.

169. This

170. is a very delicate procedure.

171. Very delicate.

172. Only the most advanced methods can be employed.

173. It requires great care, keen awareness, and a practiced steady hand.

174. Whoa!

175. Me bacon back.

176. Dern doctor don't know what he's doing.

177. Would you like me to walk on your back?

178. And crush me?

179. Walk it on me back.

180. Trying to destroy me.

181. Pardon,

182. can you go see if Eustace is okay?

183. Oh.

184. Is everything okay, Gorrit?

185. It's iffy.

186. What do I do?

187. What do I do?

188. Kangaroo monster is nearly impossible to defeat.

189. Hey, not so hard.

190. I didn't dig up the bone.

191. The only thing that can defeat a kangaroo monster is another kangaroo monster.

192. Please deposit 25 cents for the next five minutes or your call will be interrupted.

193. Some people can't take a joke.

194. Well, a piece of the bone did chip off during

195. the very careful procedure on your farmer.

196. I was using it as a jewellery item.

197. I could insert it into your bag, but I've never done the procedure on a dog before.

198. There's no telling what could happen.

199. No telling at all.

200. Eustace, Eustace, should I go?

201. Good recovery.

202. See, is that the Taj Mahal?

203. I've always wanted to see the Taj Mahal.

204. Travel is so much fun.

205. Oh, my.

206. I should have taken a picture.

207. Still breathing.

208. Good sign.

209. Ooh!

210. How is this such a beautiful city?

211. Put Uriel down!

212. Make me!

213. Oh, no!

214. I'll never get swine.

215. What's that?

216. Stupid dog!

217. Uriel, I'll save you!

218. Not

219. zoned for the occupancy by two kangaroo monsters.

220. Only one allowed.

221. Watch out!

222. Yanny!

223. Oh, no!

224. Oh!

225. The cottage!

226. So good to see you.

227. Mootle of the kangaroo monster bone was a success.

228. You might feel a little sore, but there should be no side effects.

229. No side effects at all.

230. Ow!

231. My bubble never even...

232. For his genius in the appreciation of the French pastries, I present the Legion of

233. Honor medal to the genius monster kangaroo.

234. Prepare free food.

235. Mootle of the

236. kangaroo monster bone was a success.

237. Stupid dog!