1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dag Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dag! You made me lack bad.
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9. Come on, baby
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10. Na.
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11. Religious ceremonies were held
in great temples like this one...
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12. a huge and beautiful structure.
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13. Stupid house.
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14. Did you fold my sheet nice?
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15. I lave my sheet.
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16. Fold like it a flag.
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17. Get the dour, dag.
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18. And keep folding that sheet right.
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19. Stupid dag.
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20. You covered a stranger with my sheet.
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21. This should make you feel better, Mr. Frith.
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22. New tell us what happened to you,
you pear man.
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23. What's happened ta me isn't important.
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24. What's important
is what might happen ta you...
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25. and what happened
thousands of years ago.
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26. The clothing in this sack tells the story.
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27. This belonged to a Mayan princess
a long time ago.
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28. The princess loved cookies.
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29. Each day, the royal baker would whip up
a jar full of cookies for the princess.
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30. The cookie jar was brought to the princess
by her most trusted royal pooh-bah.
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31. And before he would give the cookies...
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32. the greedy pooh-bah would steal cookies
from the jar and sell them for his own profit.
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33. One day, the baker caught the pooh-bah
and went to tell the princess.
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34. But the pooh-bah got to her first.
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35. The pooh-bah presented the princess
with cookie jars that were only half full...
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36. and said the baker
was stealing the missing cookies.
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37. The princess was outraged...
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38. and ordered the baker
to have his mouth sewn shut...
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39. his eyebrows plucked
and his body mummified.
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40. Mast unpleasant. Ha, ha.
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41. That baker is new a centuries-old mummy.
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42. And he's risen.
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43. - Aah!
- And he's seeking revenge.
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44. And he's an his way to this very spat
at this very moment.
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45. Why here? Why us?
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46. Here is an ancient drawing of the princess
and the pooh-bah.
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47. They lack just like we do.
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48. I think I'll take a nap now.
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49. If your mommy's coming...
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50. and she's mad at you,
give her? owers, you (wit.
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51. Ah. A mummy. That's much worse.
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52. Maybe Muriel and the farmer...
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53. were the Mayan princess and royal pooh-bah
in past lives.
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54. If that's so,
the solution to your angry mummy...
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55. might be found
in past-life regression hypnosis.
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56. Okay, everyone out.
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57. Okay.
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58. Stupid dag.
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59. Dressing us up as stupid pooh-bahs.
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60. Ain't no such thing as past lives.
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61. Anyways, I can't be hypnotized.
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62. Uh-uh. Can't be hypnotized.
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63. I can't be hyp— Huh?
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64. Huh?
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65. Told you, can't be hypnotized.
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66. After we jumped from the plane, I told him,
"if you forgot to pack your parachute...
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67. that's your problem,
and don't you land on me." But he did.
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68. We brake our legs and wound up
in the same hospital, fell in lave...
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69. then we gut married
in the middle of a jump.
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70. And did you know that sky diving
is good for your gums...
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71. "because it is,
and it's good for other things too.
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72. Here, my princess,
is your daily supply of royal cookies.
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73. Thank you, mast trusted royal pooh-bah.
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74. Oh, these smell heavenly.
My compliments ta the royal baker.
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75. Yeah, yeah, compliments, sure.
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76. Hmm.
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77. Something wrung, Your Princessness?
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78. There seems to be some cookies
missing from the royal cookie jar.
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79. Royal pooh-bah...
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80. do you know who could be responsible
for such a terrible crime?
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81. Ain't me. Gut any sugar cane?
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82. Hey, want a ride?
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83. Well, get in, foal.
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84. Of course, I believe you, trusted pooh-bah.
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85. But then, who is stealing my cookies?
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86. I'm working an it.
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87. Gut more sugar cane?
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88. Royal servant, fetch my mast trusted pooh-bah
more sugar cane.
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89. Huh?
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90. Fan harder, royal servant.
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91. Fan harder, royal servant.
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92. It's the royal baker.
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93. Haw goes the royal baking, baker?
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94. He did it. The baker stale the royal cookies.
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95. The baker? What proof do you have?
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96. Told you I was working an it.
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97. Oh, my.
Then we have to mummify the royal baker.
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98. Huh?
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99. Oh, my.
Then we have to mummify the pooh-bah.
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100. The baker is trying to confuse you.
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101. He's guilty, and the royal servant
must be in cahoots with him.
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102. Huh?
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103. Yeah, I gut what you're lacking for, all right.
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104. I gut it right here.
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105. It was you all along,
no-longer-trusted pooh-bah.
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106. I order your lips sewn shut,
your eyebrows plucked...
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107. and the rest of you mummified.
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108. Sorry, royal baker. I goofed.
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109. You're exonerated cf the crimes
cf which you are accused.
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110. Ooh!
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111. Haw can I ever make it up to you?
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112. Hmm.
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113. I'm telling you, I just can't be hypnotized.
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114. These are from an old Mayan recipe
I never knew I knew.
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115. If you don't like them,
you don't have to eat them.
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116. Wasn't me.
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117. Dc I smell cookies?
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118. Ah. I needed that nap.
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119. Did I miss anything?
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120. Oh, no, not really.
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121. The mummy's been and gone,
gone to a peaceful eternal rest.
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122. He's really not such a bad fellow.
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123. A little musty, perhaps.
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124. He stank. Give me more cookies.
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125. He was lacking a mite chilly
in those old rags, though...
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126. so I gave him a nice clean sheet
to wrap himself in.
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127. Sheet? Which sheet?
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128. The polka-dotted one.
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129. That's my favorite sheet.
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130. Na way that mummy's gonna get it.
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131. You lousy, sheet-stealing mummy.
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132. Give me back my sheet.
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133. I want my sheet. Give me back my sheet.
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134. Oh?
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135. Eustace, I'll get ta making dinner.
Scan as I'm done cocking that batch...
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136. cf my special secret recipe
blue-ribbon dag fond.
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137. Phooey!
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138. This batch is for
the County Dag Fund Contest.
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139. And this year, no one's stealing
my special secret recipe.
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140. Courage. Oh, haw lovely.
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141. Is it for me?
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142. Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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143. - Haw does it lack?
- Ugly.
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144. Sir, security has been breached.
The rack has rolled.
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145. Big Bay's gone bye-bye.
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146. You mean...
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147. Someone found where we hid the stone.
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148. Dc we know where it went to?
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149. That house.
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150. Well, I'll be sliced and served with gravy.
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151. - Okay, bays.
- Aah.
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152. Dinner's ready.
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153. Here are your orders
ta retrieve the invisibility stone...
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154. and anyone who has warn it.
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155. How will we know
if someone has worn the stone?
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156. You won't be able to see them.
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157. Sc whoever isn't there...
Bring here.
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158. Courage, I made you a sandwich
with my special, secret, blue-ribbon dag fund...
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159. just the way you like it.
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160. I just know I'll win the contest
with this batch.
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161. Mm, mm, mm.
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162. Muriel, close your mouth when you chew.
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163. You should immediately remove the stone
from the invisible one.
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164. Still invisible? What is up with that?
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165. You bring me the stone,
and I'll run some tests. Ow!
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166. And, dag, bring me a bandage.
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167. Huh?
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168. Oh, my.
- Oh, no.
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169. Don't worry, kid. Federal agent.
Your mother's working for us now.
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170. Stay in school, sleep often,
and practice good hygiene.
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171. Told you it was an ugly rack.
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172. You gather, but you didn't get the stone.
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173. I thought the stone was invisible.
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174. The stone just makes you invisible, idiot.
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175. Just track the stone and get it.
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176. If it's my secret, blue-ribbon
dag-fund recipe you're wanting...
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177. then you should know, I'm not talking.
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178. Ugly rack, ain't it?
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179. If I am to find the antidote...
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180. "someone has to put the thing an
and disappear.
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181. My tests show the stone
doesn't work on dogs.
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182. I don't know why. It just doesn't.
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183. Stupid dag.
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184. Stupid ugly rack.
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185. This will take some time.
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186. Dag, go sniffing around
for the invisible one.
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187. By the time you find her,
I hope I have the antidote.
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188. Give it up, lady.
We want it, and we want it now.
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189. I don't care haw badly you want to win
that dag-fund contest...
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190. I'm not talking.
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191. Good, good.
You have become invisible very well.
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192. Yeah, thanks a heap.
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193. Okay, antidote test number one.
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194. Wonderful show, but no antidote.
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195. Knack, knack.
Who's there?
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196. You'll find out when you tell us
what we want to know.
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197. You're a cruel man, you are.
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198. Okay, lunch break.
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199. Stupid dag fond.
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200. Must have gotten the sandwiches mixed up.
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201. What did you say was in that sandwich?
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202. Lousy stinking dag fond.
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203. That is the antidote.
Lousy stinking dag fond.
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204. Huh?
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205. Okay, okay,
the secret ingredient is vinegar.
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206. I put vinegar in the dag fond.
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207. I use it in all my cocking.
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208. I hope you're satisfied.
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209. You know, it's not bad.
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210. That's very funny. I've never noticed that.
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211. You are lucky, dag.
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212. Through my extraordinary powers
of deduction...
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213. I have found the antidote
to the invisibility stone.
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214. Lousy stinking dag fond.
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215. Tang'!-
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216. Well, new we have to get the antidote
to your Muriel.
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217. One of us has to get invisible. Again.
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218. Beats eating dag fond.
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219. - And this time, without clothes.
- Why?
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220. - That lack add to you?
- Uh, nape. Ha. Nope. Heh.
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221. "Secret invisibility testing."
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222. Big deal.
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223. "Secret gold storage." Works for me.
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224. Shut up.
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225. Gold!
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226. I'm rich. Ha, ha. I'm rich.
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227. That's the invisible lady's dag.
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228. He knows where the stone is.
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229. - Aah!
And new he's running away.
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230. You can't hide that stone from us.
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231. Courage, how lovely that you dropped by.
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232. And you brought my special secret-recipe
blue-ribbon dag fond.
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233. Don't show it to anyone official lacking.
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234. I don't see any dag or invisible lady.
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235. Perplexing.
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236. I'll tell the general.
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237. You get the visible lady
with the oddly protruding apron out of here.
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238. The invisibility stone is last forever.
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239. I guess we can mark the case closed.
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240. New let's get back ta the patriotic work
of making statues out of gold.
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241. Sc I wan the dag-fund contest after all.
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242. It just goes to show you, Courage,
you always get what you deserve.
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243. Mm-hm.
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244. It is with great pride...
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245. that I dedicate this great statue
ta our great nation.
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246. Mama, if you could see me now.
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247. Tangy.
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248. Stupid dog.
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