1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!
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2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who lives
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4. in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bay!
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
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6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
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7. Stupid dog!
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8. You made me look bad!
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9. That's gonna be me!
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10. Me, me, me!
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11. Bonjour.
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12. I'm Le Quack.
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13. I make repairs to the television machines.
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14. I fix your television.
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15. Sorry, but our television isn't broken.
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16. Call me when, I mean, if your television
goes, how do you say, kablooey?
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17. We don't want any.
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18. Maybe we should call that TV a repair,
Mom.
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19. We don't need to pay no repair,
man.
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20. Eustace, I don't think you should be
playing with me.
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21. I ain't playing.
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22. I know exactly what I'm...
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23. What'd you do with that repairman's card?
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24. I cannot work like these.
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25. Shushu, go.
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26. How you say?
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27. Away.
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28. Wow!
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29. No picking.
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30. What a lovely stick.
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31. Eustace, why don't you go play fetch with
Courage?
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32. I ain't playing no fetch with no... Wait a
minute.
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33. That stick ain't no stick.
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34. It's half of our antenna.
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35. Stupid dog broke the antenna.
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36. The job is steady.
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37. Lab television is better than you.
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38. Yeah, I bet you want to get paid.
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39. Oh, yes, indeed.
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40. In time.
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41. Hey, Muriel, the TV looks great.
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42. So clear, so sharp, so lifelike.
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43. Duck is good.
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44. Dog is bad.
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45. Duck, dog, get rid of dog.
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46. Eustace, don't you think it's time to let
Courage back in the house?
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47. I am going to play fetch with Ladog.
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48. Well, isn't that a lovely surprise?
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49. Oh, my, Eustace was right.
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50. The picture is so clear, so sharp,
so lifelike.
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51. Oh,
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52. no.
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53. Hello, puppy.
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54. Let's play fetch.
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55. Like this.
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56. Good puppy.
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57. Oh!
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58. Le quack is good.
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59. Le gnaw is bad.
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60. Le quack many feet.
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61. Le gnaw not so much.
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62. Well, how do you do?
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63. Must be slick.
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64. Must be slippery.
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65. Must be smooth.
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66. Le quack wants lottery money.
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67. Get lottery money for Le quack.
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68. Good one.
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69. You got me.
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70. Excuse me, clown man.
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71. But didn't that sound
like someone in a wetsuit
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72. coming out of the ladies'
room inside the house?
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73. Must be slick.
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74. Must be slippery.
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75. Must be smooth.
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76. Didn't that sound like someone in a
wetsuit taking a bag of lottery money?
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77. Wasn't that the sound of the alarm going
off?
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78. No, while someone in a wetsuit walks out
with a bag of lottery money.
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79. Well, how do me, how do me, how do you?
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80. Not an unusual here.
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81. Except for the trail of money.
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82. Follow that cash.
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83. Yes, the celebration.
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84. She is to begin in five, four,
three, two...
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85. Oh, sure.
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86. Lay big bucks.
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87. Kisko se.
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88. You pesky little dog.
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89. I felt a good rid of you.
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90. What have you done with le money?
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91. Oh, Le quack.
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92. So, we got you at last.
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93. The lottery is
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94. number one, five.
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95. I'm rich.
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96. I'm rich.
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97. I'm rich.
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98. Unfortunately, due to a burglary earlier
today, the lottery is down to...
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99. 17 cents.
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100. Rotten TV.
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101. They have not heard the last of Le quack.
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102. You call getting chased by a lunatic
snowman scary.
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103. You do it.
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104. Getting shaved head to toe by a mad barber
frightened you from new insect.
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105. Getting chased by a sea demon underwater
got you rattled.
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106. Snowflake.
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107. What are these?
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108. Your memoirs.
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109. They're about as exciting as a sack of
toenail clippings.
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110. You flesh creatures are such pathetic mice
scared of your own tails.
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111. If I could get around, I'd show all of you
what can be done without fear.
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112. Oh, here, everything you say bounces off
me and sticks to you.
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113. Now hold it.
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114. Don't hit that bar.
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115. Now,
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116. courage, it's only a little storm and
nothing to be scared of.
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117. Let's go back to sleep.
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118. Eustace, could you go see who's at the
door?
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119. We don't want any.
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120. Who the heck are you?
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121. Now I will show the world the difference
between courage and fear.
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122. Eustace!
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123. Yes, yes, I'm free.
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124. Stupid body.
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125. I need a better one with more meat.
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126. What is it, courage?
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127. It's Eustace, okay?
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128. Yes, yes.
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129. Now, this is a body.
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130. Now, carry, freaky dog.
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131. Now I'll show you how it's all done.
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132. It's a daring feat.
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133. Hey, stupid dog.
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134. Some stupid lady is going to get shot
through the stupid moon to Mars.
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135. Oh, no.
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136. Hey, hey, wait.
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137. Before you go, get me the remote control.
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138. Stupid dog.
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139. Time
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140. to come and see what true courage looks
like, ain't we?
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141. Hot!
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142. That's some woman.
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143. Hey, that mega lady is doing something
real freaky now.
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144. You'd think that getting
shot through the moon
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145. to Mars, wearing a fur
hat, would be enough.
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146. But not for fearless mega-burial the
Magnificent.
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147. Now she's waiting on the sand,
andreas, fault for an earthquake.
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148. Ready to dive in when the ground starts
rockin' and rollin'.
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149. Whoo-hoo!
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150. There it is.
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151. The quake we've all been hoping for.
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152. And in goes Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
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153. Look how scared you are.
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154. Now that mega-dame's going skiing.
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155. Off the top of the Empire State Building.
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156. And into a sewer.
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157. I just don't understand you.
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158. You're scared of your
shadow, yet you feel
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159. the need to risk your
life to try to stop me.
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160. People are such puzzles.
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161. Whoa!
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162. Whoa!
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163. Dog.
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164. Dog, over here.
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165. Hey!
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166. Listen, Dog, I know we've
had our difficult moments,
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167. but well, it's not like
I'm scared or anything.
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168. It's just that if there's an electrical
surge, I could crash, you know.
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169. Get white.
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170. Zippo.
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171. And with this being a
power plant and all, I can
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172. just be a good pup and
help Nick get out of there.
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173. Whoo-hoo!
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174. Whoo-hoo!
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175. Hurry, not that I'm frightened,
you understand.
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176. It's amazing!
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177. The dog came flying out of the power
plant!
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178. What a dog!
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179. How did it feel?
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180. Megamuriel, how did you ever come up with
this outstanding stunt?
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181. Not only does Megamuriel have buttons of
steel, but she also has a heart of gold!
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182. Stupid Megawoman, picking up a stupid dog.
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183. Don't worry, Dog.
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184. I'm done being human.
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185. It's boring.
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186. Who's that?
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187. I'm hungry.
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188. You flesh creatures are dull.
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189. Dull, dull, dull.
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190. You can have your Muriel back.
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191. Our courage and memoirs are extraordinary.
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192. So entertaining.
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193. But how does it end?
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194. Hmm.
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195. And they all lived happily ever after.
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196. Courage?
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197. That's lovely.
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198. You're such a good writer.
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199. Blah, blah, blah.
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200. How stupid.
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201. Stupid dog!
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