1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show.
Copy !req
2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
Copy !req
3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who lives
Copy !req
4. in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bay.
Copy !req
5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
Copy !req
6. It's up to Courage to save his new hog.
Copy !req
7. You made me look bad.
Copy !req
8. I think so.
Copy !req
9. I'm gonna make a satellite fall,
you fool.
Copy !req
10. Ah, it's done.
Copy !req
11. Look, I invent extra toes.
Copy !req
12. I can make you different.
Copy !req
13. I don't think so.
Copy !req
14. I fix.
Copy !req
15. I don't think so.
Copy !req
16. Supposed to be Buffalo.
Copy !req
17. Don't know how, but I go back and work on
problem.
Copy !req
18. Should be Buffalo.
Copy !req
19. Why?
Copy !req
20. I don't think so.
Copy !req
21. Oh, snap.
Copy !req
22. General, satellite coming down.
Copy !req
23. What?
Copy !req
24. Another one?
Copy !req
25. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
26. But at least this one's not headed for
Atlanta.
Copy !req
27. Where is it coming down?
Copy !req
28. Nowhere, Kansas.
Copy !req
29. Good.
Copy !req
30. Now what lives in nowhere?
Copy !req
31. No one know how.
Copy !req
32. Look, nobody can know about this.
Copy !req
33. Hush, hush, priority.
Copy !req
34. Or it's our golf carts.
Copy !req
35. We should get the license plate off the
satellite so it can't be traced to us.
Copy !req
36. Good thinking.
Copy !req
37. Grab up the truck.
Copy !req
38. Either way, nice socks.
Copy !req
39. Orlon.
Copy !req
40. Right.
Copy !req
41. Eek.
Copy !req
42. Fly.
Copy !req
43. I hate flies.
Copy !req
44. Get off my nose.
Copy !req
45. It's stubborn, eh?
Copy !req
46. Well, I got something for you.
Copy !req
47. No fly gets away from my trusty sweater.
Copy !req
48. Just as have you lost your mind.
Copy !req
49. Why'd you put your face there?
Copy !req
50. Disgusting fly, can't stand them.
Copy !req
51. I don't know why I'm doing this,
but I like it.
Copy !req
52. See how this sticks to you.
Copy !req
53. You have lost your mind.
Copy !req
54. Big deal.
Copy !req
55. I
Copy !req
56. got you this time.
Copy !req
57. Muriel, your face keeps getting in the
way.
Copy !req
58. You ruined my good fly paper.
Copy !req
59. You just put my face back where it
belongs, or it's called guts for dinner.
Copy !req
60. Oh, you aren't sticky.
Copy !req
61. Ow!
Copy !req
62. What did I do?
Copy !req
63. Eustace, what a lovely sculpture of
courage.
Copy !req
64. I didn't know you were talented.
Copy !req
65. What?
Copy !req
66. Haha, I finally got you.
Copy !req
67. You smashed the fly.
Copy !req
68. Oh, you tricked out.
Copy !req
69. Disgusting fly.
Copy !req
70. General, satellite coming down.
Copy !req
71. Where is it coming down?
Copy !req
72. According to calculations, the satellite is
going to follow on that house over there.
Copy !req
73. Oh no!
Copy !req
74. I thought you said no one lives there.
Copy !req
75. You said that.
Copy !req
76. You want me to take back what I said about
your socks?
Copy !req
77. No, sir.
Copy !req
78. Well then, I'll evacuate the house.
Copy !req
79. No, you won't.
Copy !req
80. Then people will know about the satellite.
Copy !req
81. Who lives there?
Copy !req
82. An old man, his wife, and a dog.
Copy !req
83. Who's going to miss him?
Copy !req
84. I'm good.
Copy !req
85. When's the thing going to hit?
Copy !req
86. Five minutes, give or take.
Copy !req
87. So there's no way to save this thing?
Copy !req
88. Nope, not unless you're tiny.
Copy !req
89. Hand could fly.
Copy !req
90. And you were inside the thing and could
change its course.
Copy !req
91. But that ain't going to happen.
Copy !req
92. Not likely.
Copy !req
93. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
94. Hmmm.
Copy !req
95. A
Copy !req
96. friendly little fly.
Copy !req
97. Let me give you some sugar.
Copy !req
98. Courage?
Copy !req
99. Courage?
Copy !req
100. Is that you?
Copy !req
101. Look, Eustace.
Copy !req
102. It's Courage.
Copy !req
103. He's a fly.
Copy !req
104. Stupid dog fly.
Copy !req
105. What happened?
Copy !req
106. I made you different.
Copy !req
107. Ah, it worked.
Copy !req
108. I told you, you fool.
Copy !req
109. I think so.
Copy !req
110. Okay,
Copy !req
111. where's my Swatter?
Copy !req
112. How can you think about swatting Courage
at a time like this?
Copy !req
113. The only thing worse than a fly is a dog
fly.
Copy !req
114. Where's my Swatter?
Copy !req
115. That satellite almost hit the house.
Copy !req
116. Ah, it didn't even come close.
Copy !req
117. Oh my!
Copy !req
118. Stupid dog fly.
Copy !req
119. Courage isn't for the way to get Eustace
back down to Earth any time soon.
Copy !req
120. I don't think so, you fool.
Copy !req
121. Second place.
Copy !req
122. Second place.
Copy !req
123. I'm quite tired of second place.
Copy !req
124. Second place is no place as far as I'm
concerned.
Copy !req
125. This year, I will win the Nowhere Sweet
Stuff contest.
Copy !req
126. First prize will be mine.
Copy !req
127. Yes, yes, with my mutant jam, I shall
finally defeat her.
Copy !req
128. Mmm, heavenly.
Copy !req
129. Ah, Courage, you did a beautiful job with
the apples.
Copy !req
130. The caramel's just about ready for
dipping.
Copy !req
131. I'm sure we're going to win the Nowhere
Sweet Stuff contest.
Copy !req
132. First prize, like always.
Copy !req
133. Stupid water.
Copy !req
134. That
Copy !req
135. while I start cleaning up.
Copy !req
136. Now, Courage, that's not very polite.
Copy !req
137. Shut the door and a guest.
Copy !req
138. See,
Copy !req
139. you've gotten it mad.
Copy !req
140. Oh my!
Copy !req
141. Oh no!
Copy !req
142. Enough!
Copy !req
143. I hope that's the sound of a dinner
getting made in there.
Copy !req
144. Hey,
Copy !req
145. I don't hear any dinner getting cooked.
Copy !req
146. Watch, eh?
Copy !req
147. Welcome to Cat's Candy.
Copy !req
148. I'm Cat.
Copy !req
149. So good of you to come.
Copy !req
150. I hope you found my jam.
Copy !req
151. Tasty.
Copy !req
152. What do you want with us?
Copy !req
153. You see, dear lady and dog,
it's been my misfortune to place
Copy !req
154. second year after year in the
Nowhere Sweet Stuff contest.
Copy !req
155. Sad, isn't it?
Copy !req
156. If it's the secret ingredient in my
caramel-coated apples, you're wantin'.
Copy !req
157. You're out of luck.
Copy !req
158. Yes, well.
Copy !req
159. We'll see about that.
Copy !req
160. Feel strong out.
Copy !req
161. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Copy !req
162. Do you expect me to tell you my secret
ingredient?
Copy !req
163. Is that what you're wantin'?
Copy !req
164. Yes, and if you don't, I'm afraid I'll
pull this, and that will pull you.
Copy !req
165. Follow me.
Copy !req
166. Where's my dinner?
Copy !req
167. Hey, that's Muriel's food.
Copy !req
168. You bet it looks good on you.
Copy !req
169. Go on, Courage.
Copy !req
170. You got him.
Copy !req
171. Get away from me.
Copy !req
172. Keep it up, Courage.
Copy !req
173. You can do it.
Copy !req
174. My dear boy, this has become too easy.
Copy !req
175. How about a little spot of sport before
you go bye-bye?
Copy !req
176. Eyes bothering you, dear boy.
Copy !req
177. Looks like you're ready to blink.
Copy !req
178. Blink.
Copy !req
179. Blink.
Copy !req
180. Blink.
Copy !req
181. Stupid dog!
Copy !req
182. I'm hungry!
Copy !req
183. I'm afraid you lose.
Copy !req
184. Now,
Copy !req
185. aren't you sweet?
Copy !req
186. Muriel!
Copy !req
187. What you doin' not makin' me dinner?
Copy !req
188. And what you walkin' around without your
boat, sir?
Copy !req
189. First of all, I'm not walkin'.
Copy !req
190. I'm hangin' over a vat of taffy and a vat
to get pulled.
Copy !req
191. And second, get me down!
Copy !req
192. I think that I just had dinner.
Copy !req
193. It used to be this way.
Copy !req
194. No, sirree.
Copy !req
195. My mother guy could get his dinner.
Copy !req
196. Leaving so soon, won't you stay for
dessert?
Copy !req
197. Tell me your secret ingredient,
or your husband is taffy.
Copy !req
198. College, you're such a brave candyball,
ya.
Copy !req
199. You saved the day.
Copy !req
200. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
201. Blah, blah, blah.
Copy !req
202. Grilled my dinner.
Copy !req
203. What is this secret ingredient?
Copy !req
204. If you must know, it's vinegar.
Copy !req
205. I use it in all the recipes.
Copy !req
206. Vinegar?
Copy !req
207. Vinegar?
Copy !req
208. It's vinegar!
Copy !req
209. Her surprise in the Nowhere Sweet
Stuff Contest goes to... Miriam Bang!
Copy !req
210. Motherfucker!
Copy !req
211. Sad, isn't it?
Copy !req
212. Stupid dog!
Copy !req