Courage the Cowardly Dog 2x4

Directed by John R. Dilworth

Muriel is invited to play her sitar at Radio City Music Hall.

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1. We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show!

2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog!

3. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives

4. in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bags!

5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.

6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

7. Stupid dog!

8. You made me look bad!

9. What?

10. A

11. huge and beautiful structure.

12. Stupid house!

13. Did you fold my sheet nice?

14. I loved my sheet!

15. Fold it like a flag!

16. Get the door, dog!

17. And keep folding that sheet right!

18. Stupid dog!

19. You covered a stranger with my sheet!

20. This should make you feel better, Mr. Frith.

21. Now tell us what happened to you, you poor man.

22. What's happened to me isn't important.

23. What's important is what might happen to you,

24. and what happened thousands of years ago.

25. The clothing in this sack tells the story.

26. This belonged to a Mayan princess a long time ago.

27. The princess loved cookies.

28. Each day, the royal baker would whip up a jar full of cookies for the princess.

29. The cookie jar was brought to the princess by her most trusted royal poo bar.

30. And before he would give the cookies, the greedy poo bar would steal cookies

31. from the jar and sell them for his own profit.

32. One day, the baker caught the poo bar and went to tell the princess.

33. But the poo bar got to her first.

34. The poo bar presented the princess with cookie jars that were only half full and

35. said the baker was stealing the missing cookies.

36. The princess was outraged and ordered the baker to have his mouth sewn shut,

37. his eyebrows plucked, and his body mummified.

38. Most helpless!

39. That baker is now a centuries old mummy.

40. And he's risen.

41. And he's seeking revenge.

42. And he's on his way to this very spot at this very moment.

43. Why here?

44. Why us?

45. Here is an ancient drawing of the princess and the poo bar.

46. He look just like we do.

47. I think I'll take a nap now.

48. If

49. your mom is coming and she's mad at you, give her flowers, you twit.

50. Ah, a mummy.

51. That's much worse.

52. Maybe Muriel and the farmer were the Mayan princess and royal poo bar in past lives.

53. If that's so, the solution to your angry mummy

54. might be found in past life regression hypnosis.

55. Okay, everyone out!

56. Okay.

57. Stupid dog, dressing us up as stupid poo bars.

58. Ain't no such thing as past lives.

59. Anyways, I can't be hypnotized.

60. Can't be hypnotized.

61. I can't be hypnotized.

62. Huh?

63. Told ya!

64. Can't be hypnotized.

65. And after a joke from a plane, I told him, look, if

66. you forget to pack your parachute, that's your problem.

67. And don't you land on me.

68. But he did.

69. And we broke all our legs and wound up in the same hospital and fell in love.

70. And then we got married in the middle of a jump.

71. And did you know that skydiving is good for your gums?

72. Because it is, and it's good for other things, too.

73. Here, my princess, is your daily supply of royal cookies.

74. Thank you, most trusted royal poo bar.

75. Oh, they smell heavenly.

76. My compliments to the royal baker.

77. Yeah, yeah, compliments, sure.

78. Something wrong, your princess-ness?

79. There seems to be some cookies missing from the royal cookie jar.

80. Well, poo bar, do you know who could be responsible for such a terrible crime?

81. Ain't me.

82. Got any sugar cane?

83. Hey, wanna ride?

84. Well, get in, fool.

85. Of course, I believe you trusted poo bar.

86. But then, who is stealing my cookies?

87. I'm working on it.

88. Got more sugar cane?

89. Royal servant, fetch my most trusted poo bar more sugar cane.

90. Huh?

91. Ooh!

92. Panharder, royal servant.

93. Panharder, royal servant.

94. It's the royal baker.

95. How goes the royal baking baker?

96. He did it.

97. The baker stole the royal cookies.

98. The baker?

99. What proof do you have?

100. Heh, heh, heh, heh.

101. Told you I was working on it.

102. Oh, my.

103. Then we have to mummify the royal baker.

104. The

105. baker is trying to confuse you.

106. He's guilty, and the royal servant must be in cahoots with him.

107. I got what you're looking for, all right.

108. I got it right here.

109. It was you all along, no longer trusted poo bar.

110. I ordered your lips stone shut, your eyebrows plucked, and the rest of you mummified.

111. Sorry, royal baker.

112. I goofed.

113. You're exonerated of the crimes of which you are accused.

114. How can I ever make it up to you?

115. I'm telling you.

116. I just can't be hypnotized.

117. These are from an old Mayan recipe.

118. I never knew I knew.

119. Well, if you don't like them, you don't have to eat them.

120. Was it me?

121. Do I smell cookies?

122. I needed that nap.

123. Did I... miss anything?

124. Oh, no, not really.

125. The mummy's been and gone.

126. Gone to a peacefully terrible rest.

127. He's really not such a bad fellow.

128. A little musty, perhaps.

129. He's stank.

130. Give me more cookies.

131. He was looking a mite chilly in those old rags, though,

132. so I gave him a nice clean sheet to wrap himself in.

133. Sheet?

134. What sheet?

135. The polka-dotted one.

136. That's my favorite sheet.

137. No way that mummy's going to get it.

138. You lousy sheet-stealing mummy.

139. Give me back my sheet.

140. I want my sheet.

141. Give me back my sheet.

142. Eustace, I'll get to making dinner.

143. Soon as I'm done cooking that batch of my special secret recipe blue ribbon dog food.

144. Tea!

145. This batch is for the county dog food contest.

146. And this year no one's stealing my special secret recipe.

147. College?

148. Oh, how lovely.

149. Is it from me?

150. How does it look?

151. Ugly.

152. Sir, security has been breached.

153. The rock has rolled.

154. Big boys gone bye-bye.

155. You mean?

156. Someone found where we hid the stone.

157. Do we know where it went to?

158. That house.

159. Well, I'll be sliced and served with gravy.

160. Okay, boys.

161. Dinner's ready.

162. Here are your orders to retrieve the invisibility stone.

163. And anyone who has worn it.

164. How will we know if someone has worn the stone?

165. You won't be able to see that.

166. So whoever isn't there... Bring here.

167. Courage, I made you a sandwich of my special secret blue ribbon dog food.

168. Just the way you like it.

169. I just know I'll win the contest with this batch.

170. Uriel, close your mouth when you chew.

171. You should immediately remove the stone from the invisible one.

172. Still invisible.

173. What is up with that?

174. You bring me the stone, and I'll run some tests.

175. And dog, bring me a bandage.

176. Don't worry, kid.

177. Federal agent, your mother's working for us now.

178. Stay in school, sleep often, and practice good hygiene.

179. Told you it was an ugly rock.

180. You got her, but you didn't get the stone.

181. I thought the stone was invisible.

182. The stone just makes you invisible, idiot.

183. Just track the stone and get it.

184. If it's my secret blue ribbon dog food recipe you're

185. wanting, then you should know I'm not talking.

186. Ugly rock, ain't it?

187. If I am to find the antidote, someone has to put the thing on and disappear.

188. My tests show the stone doesn't work on dogs.

189. I don't know why.

190. It just doesn't.

191. Stupid dog.

192. Stupid ugly rock.

193. This will take some time.

194. Dog, go sniffing around for the invisible one.

195. By the time you find her, I hope I have the antidote.

196. Give it up, lady.

197. We want it, and we want it now.

198. I don't care how...

199. You have become invisible very well.

200. Yeah, thanks a heap.

201. Okay, antidote test number one.

202. Wonderful show, but no antidote.

203. Knock, knock.

204. Who's that?

205. He'll find out when you tell us what we want to know.

206. You're a cruel one, you are.

207. Okay, lunch break.

208. Stupid dog food.

209. Must have gotten the sandwiches mixed up.

210. What did you say was in that sandwich?

211. Lousy stinking dog food.

212. That is the antidote.

213. Lousy stinking dog food.

214. The secret ingredient is vinegar.

215. I put vinegar in the dog food.

216. I use it in all my cooking.

217. I hope you're satisfied.

218. You know... it's not bad.

219. That's very funny.

220. I've never noticed that.

221. You are lucky, dog.

222. Through my extraordinary powers of deduction, I

223. have found the antidote to the invisibility stone.

224. Lousy stinking dog food.

225. Tangy.

226. Well, now we have to get the antidote to your mural.

227. One of us has to get invisible.

228. Again.

229. Beats eating dog food.

230. And this time, without clothes.

231. Why?

232. I'll look after you.

233. Uh, no, uh, no.

234. Secret invisibility testing.

235. Good deal.

236. Secret gold storage.

237. Works for me.

238. I'm rich.

239. I'm rich.

240. That's the invisible lady's dog.

241. He knows where the stone is.

242. And now he's running away.

243. Courage, how lovely that you dropped by.

244. And you brought the special secret recipe blue ribbon dog food.

245. Don't show it to anyone official looking.

246. Leave it in the comments.

247. I don't see any dog or invisible lady.

248. Perplexing.

249. I'll tell the general.

250. You get the visible lady with the ugly protruding apron out of here.

251. The invisibility stone is lost forever.

252. I guess we can mark the case.

253. Closed.

254. Now let's get back to the patriotic work of making statues out of gold.

255. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

256. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

257. So I won the dog food contest after all.

258. It just goes to show you, Courage.

259. It is with great pride that I dedicate this great statue to our great nation.

260. Stupid dog!