1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dag Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dag! You made me lack bad.
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9. Oh, Eustace, aren't you excited
about your birthday party?
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10. Eh...
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11. Ain't gonna be no party.
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12. A visitor.
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13. Yes?
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14. Any small change to help a pour soul?
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15. Oh, of course. Just a moment.
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16. Oh!
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17. Here's a little something, dear.
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18. And you must be hungry.
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19. I just baked it this morning.
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20. Oh, and that would go lovely
with a cup of tea.
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21. Haw about you, dag?
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22. Thank you for your kindness.
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23. What about the bald one?
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24. Yes, Eustace.
You must have something to give.
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25. Yeah, I gut something to give. The boat!
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26. Upon your shiny head, a curse
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27. Huh?
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28. Long as your soul lives in your purse
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29. And with your coins you cannot part
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30. Your sky shall be dark as your heart
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31. Gobbledy-gook.
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32. Ain't no such thing as curses.
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33. And there ain't no such thing
as parties neither.
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34. Oh. "W"
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35. Eustace, where are you going?
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36. Ta the picture show.
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37. Eustace, the curse.
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38. There ain't no curse.
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39. Why don't you stay and help with the party?
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40. I ain't helping with no party
because there ain't gonna be no party.
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41. Oh. "W"
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42. Do you mind removing your cloud?
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43. Then maybe you could move over a seat
so we could see the screen.
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44. Make me!
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45. He's getting my popcorn saggy.
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46. I'm complaining to the manager.
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47. How's that, Courage?
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48. Mm-hm.
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49. Oh!
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50. Excuse me, sir...
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51. but would you please help me
across the street?
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52. You got legs, don't you? Help yourself.
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53. Dc you think Eustace will like it?
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54. Mister, mister, please!
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55. Could you please send this to my fiancee?
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56. Tell her I'm sorry,
but I'll have to miss our wedding.
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57. Please just buy a stamp for it.
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58. Tell her I love her.
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59. I ain't buying any stamps.
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60. There ain't no curse.
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61. Curse...
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62. Eustace.
- Huh?
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63. The bed's getting saggy.
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64. If you can't do away with this curse,
you're gonna have to sleep on the roof.
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65. Bah!
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66. Ain't no such thing as curses.
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67. Na way, no haw.
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68. Oh!
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69. He)'. My glasses!
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70. Oh!
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71. L— I can't see.
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72. Where? Where?
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73. Muriel, is that you?
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74. You're not Muriel.
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75. Get off my roof.
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76. I don't know who you are. Huh?
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77. Huh?
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78. Na solicitors.
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79. New you get! We don't want any!
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80. Oh, Courage, I couldn't sleep
knowing Eustace is on the roof.
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81. But there's something wrong
with the reception.
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82. Goad to see you.
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83. Yuck.
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84. Rain or no rain...
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85. that man should really come
to his own birthday party.
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86. Eustace, get dawn here this instant.
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87. Eustace, did you hear me?
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88. What are you doing up there?
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89. Huh?
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90. Your guests are waiting.
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91. Na solicitors. Especially at this hour.
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92. You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
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93. Oh, my. New see what you went
and dune, Eustace.
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94. - You scared off your guests.
- Huh'?
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95. And you're leaving a ring an the flour.
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96. Here, stand an this coaster.
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97. You can't foal me.
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98. Who? You're not Muriel!
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99. One, two, three. I win!
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100. The stupid one. He's stupid, right?
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101. Mm-hm.
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102. There is nothing I can do.
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103. The farmer has to remove the curse
by finding generosity in his heart.
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104. And he can only do that
by seeing himself the way he really is.
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105. But I feel sorry for you.
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106. Far a few pieces of silver,
I could sell you this mirror.
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107. All you have to do
is hold it up to the stupid one.
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108. You want a piece of me?
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109. You want a piece of me?
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110. Eustace, where are your marbles?
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111. Courage!
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112. Help!
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113. Na solicitors.
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114. What's this?
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115. Who's that?
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116. Who are you, bay?
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117. It's so hat. My head is burning.
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118. Where's your hat?
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119. I don't have one.
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120. Na hat?
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121. Oh, no hat. That's not right.
A little bay should have a hat.
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122. Oh, Courage, you did the impossible.
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123. You gut Eustace to give of himself.
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124. My glasses. I can see.
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125. You know, Eustace, you should thank Courage
for getting rid of that curse.
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126. What you doing with my hat, dag?
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127. There ain't no such thing as a curse.
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128. Ehh!
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129. Ehh! Ain't nothing an.
Nothing to watch. Nothing.
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130. Oh, my! I've wan! I've wan!
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131. I've wan the sitar contest.
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132. I get to play my sitar onstage
at Radio City Music Hall.
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133. - Yes!
- Who cares'?
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134. There ain't nothing to watch.
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135. Bays, we're going to New York City.
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136. Taxi!
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137. This ain't no place for me.
I belong in my chair.
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138. - Hey!
- Watch where you're going, you foal!
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139. Watch where you're going, you foal!
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140. You see, Eustace. You're fitting in already.
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141. New, I wander where the entrance is.
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142. Hmm.
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143. Psst, psst.
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144. The show don't go on for hours,
but I can get you in real quick-like.
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145. There it is!
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146. - Now, aren't you glad I won the contest?
- Who cares'?
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147. You wan a contest?
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148. Then you can came in
the special artists' entrance.
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149. Na!
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150. I ain't going through no dour
I don't know what's an the other side.
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151. I gut hat dogs.
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152. Works for me.
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153. Haw exciting.
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154. I lave show business.
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155. By the way, name's Bushwick.
But call me Shwick.
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156. Just Shwick. Don't ever call me Bushwick.
Just Shwick.
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157. Where are you from?
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158. Bushwick.
You can call that Bushwick, but not me.
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159. Me, you call Shwick. Just Shwick.
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160. This aver here is the rehearsal roam.
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161. Such a warm welcome.
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162. Homey.
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163. Where's the hat dogs?
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164. Sc this here's the rehearsal roam.
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165. You can rehearse. Just rehearse.
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166. This is just fine.
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167. If you're dead.
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168. Hey, a TV!
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169. You gut a remote?
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170. Two thousand channels.
Ga ahead. Knack yourself out.
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171. Make that hat dag a fact-lung.
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172. I'd better get ta practicing
for the big show tonight.
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173. Listen, I gut an errand
that needs some running.
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174. And I can't leave the premises
because I gut sweeping to do.
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175. Ga to that address.
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176. There'll be a package waiting there.
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177. You bring that package back to me
by curtain time...
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178. or it's curtains for the sitar lady.
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179. You see that dour?
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180. You wanna know what's behind that dour?
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181. You don't wanna know
what's behind that door.
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182. You see these bones?
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183. You wanna know what made these bones?
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184. You don't wanna know
what made these bones.
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185. I'm sending your kid out
for some coffee. Ga!
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186. And no caps.
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187. Need some help?
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188. Hmm...
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189. I just know something bad
is going to happen.
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190. Huh?
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191. Things I do for lave.
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192. Hmm...
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193. Gulp!
- Hmm...
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194. Hmm...
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195. - Briefs.
- Boxers.
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196. - Briefs.
- Boxers.
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197. - Briefs!
- Boxers!
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198. It's the evil package!
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199. Okay, let's see your license and registration.
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200. Hmm...
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201. There's no driver.
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202. Runaway train!
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203. Runaway train!
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204. Runaway train!
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205. Welcome to the nuclear-powered,
computerized bullet train.
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206. - Sit back, relax and-
COMPUTER 2'. Hang on for your life!
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207. When you're right, you're right.
Yours are longer.
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208. Told you so.
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209. Five minutes to show time.
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210. Your sun better be back here scan
with my coffee.
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211. You can always trust my Courage
ta get the jab dune.
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212. Radio City Music Hall. Last stop.
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213. Courage, you made it back just in time
for my performance.
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214. You bent my squeegee.
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215. New it's curtains for the sitar lady.
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216. Nobody double-crosses Shwick.
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217. Oh!
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218. I said, no caps.
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219. Lacks like we finally gut you, Bushwick.
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220. Shwick! Shwick! It's just Shwick!
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221. Two thousand channels
and still nothing to watch.
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222. Stupid dag!
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