1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who lives
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4. in the middle of nowhere with
her husband, Eustace Bags.
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
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6. It's up to Courage to save his dog.
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7. You made me look bad.
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8. What is it, Gorrit?
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9. Stupid dog!
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10. Zip your mouth, shut dog.
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11. Or I'll be fishing here again,
I will.
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12. Gorrit,
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13. is everything all right?
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14. Zip your mouth, shut dog.
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15. Now that wasn't very polite.
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16. It's a boat!
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17. Okay, mate.
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18. You tie up the folks here while I keep an
eye out for the law.
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19. I got the park rangers on me tail.
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20. Go ahead, you stupid burglar helping dog.
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21. Get on with it.
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22. Good job, Courage.
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23. That's a nice tight knot.
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24. Nigel, why are you tying up mama mashed
potatoes and Uncle Twinkle toes?
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25. Nigel, why are you looking at me like you
don't know me?
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26. I'm your cousin Basil.
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27. He must have us confused with some other
folks.
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28. He's not confused, he's nuts.
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29. Shush, we all should just act natural and
do what he says.
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30. We don't want to get fished again.
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31. Nigel, now untie the family and let's have
dinner like always.
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32. What?
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33. This looks great, mama mashed potatoes.
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34. Hey, Uncle Twinkle toes, do your dance.
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35. I don't do no dance.
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36. Don't be so rude to our guest.
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37. And his fish.
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38. I'll go get the main course.
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39. Hello, operator.
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40. Get rid of the police.
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41. Hello?
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42. Hello?
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43. Oh, my life and I must be cut.
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44. Yeah, Uncle Twinkle toes, show us how it's
done.
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45. Step in time, step in time.
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46. Oh, I'm so happy to see everyone having
fun.
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47. Why are you making the mashed potatoes?
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48. You always make your specialty.
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49. Mashed potatoes isn't my specialty?
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50. Course not.
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51. Oh, my.
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52. Here's my specialty.
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53. This ain't your specialty.
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54. If you can just give me a little hint.
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55. Nigel, you're the only one I can talk to
in this family.
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56. Why don't mama mashed potatoes make her?
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57. I was just joking with you, Basil.
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58. I'll go whip up my good old flounder.
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59. Did you put in the secret special
ingredient?
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60. Oh, secret ingredient?
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61. Used this?
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62. Oh, the secret special ingredient?
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63. Yes.
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64. So special and secret, I wouldn't even say
it out loud.
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65. Yeah, here it is.
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66. The plans.
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67. You just was right.
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68. It is nuts.
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69. Looks like I'm knocking over a jewellery
store.
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70. What's going on?
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71. It's the park rangers.
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72. Hey, dog, I thought I told you to tie up
the old people.
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73. Alright, I'll tie them up and you go and
get rid of those rangers.
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74. Or you'll all get it, you will.
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75. This guy is unpredictable, confused and
very dangerous.
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76. You seen him?
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77. Okay, then.
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78. If you do see him, give us a call.
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79. Sorry to interrupt your sleep.
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80. That Basil is slippery, you alright?
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81. Hey, Nigel, you ain't got no crumpets.
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82. I thought you was going out to get
crumpets.
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83. You were too busy tying up mama mashed
potatoes and knuckle twinkle toes again.
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84. You know what this family needs?
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85. This family needs to pull a job together.
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86. And I got the ideal job I do.
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87. This feels good, don't it?
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88. All of us together for a change.
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89. This is quite proficient.
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90. This stinks.
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91. When we're done, you can help me stash
this face with the other three.
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92. It's good to be tagged.
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93. Mama mashed potatoes, you're a pip,
you are.
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94. Oh, Basil, that's so sweet.
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95. Nigel, get Uncle Twinkle Toes to do his
dance on Lincoln's nose.
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96. What?
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97. Okay, Basil, the jigsaw.
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98. Oh, Basil, just when I was getting to like
him.
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99. Let's go home.
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100. He really wasn't so bad.
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101. Yeah, he won't be so bad in prison
neither.
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102. He's hiding in the nose, gambling.
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103. Oh, no, not that.
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104. They should pick him and flick him.
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105. Nonsense.
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106. We've got to do something to help,
Basil.
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107. All he really wants is a loving family.
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108. Eustace, can you do something?
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109. Nope.
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110. Oh, Courage, you have to do something.
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111. Can I do it tomorrow?
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112. We almost got him.
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113. Keep picking.
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114. Come on, Courage.
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115. I know you can do it.
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116. No one's ever survived Lincoln's nose.
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117. Let's go home.
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118. Nigel, you risked your life for me.
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119. Oh, Nigel.
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120. I never knew how much I meant to me
family, but now I do.
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121. Oh, Basil, you know you mean the world to
us too.
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122. Not to me.
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123. Let's get.
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124. Uncle Twinkle Toes always making me laugh.
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125. We're all going to make a great team,
we will.
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126. Listen to this next job.
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127. Basil, it's time we all turn to New Leaf.
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128. What are you saying, Mama Mashed Potatoes?
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129. I'm saying no more crime.
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130. What?
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131. Nigel, you want to do another job,
don't you?
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132. Uncle Twinkle Toes, you're out too.
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133. You're all serious then?
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134. All right.
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135. Well, I guess that clinches it.
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136. I'm just going to have to do what Nigel
always told me I should do.
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137. But I'm happier now than I've ever been.
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138. Thanks to my loving family.
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139. Love, Basil, licensed eel massage
therapist.
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140. A professional massage therapist for eels?
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141. Isn't that lovely.
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142. But I wonder what the lad did with the
rest of Mount Rushmore.
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143. I guess we'll never know.
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144. Hey, you too.
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145. Oh my, that's me.
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146. TV Y7.
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147. Woohoo!
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148. NC-17.
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149. Bingo!
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150. Oh
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151. my.
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152. Just as can you find the news,
maybe the world's ended.
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153. Worse than that.
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154. Ain't nothing on.
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155. Maybe the antennas broke off.
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156. You'd better go check.
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157. And we're doing a darn antenna.
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158. Must have been quite a dust storm.
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159. Let's go with my baby!
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160. Let's go with my baby!
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161. I
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162. have the feeling we're not in Kansas
anymore.
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163. Or the present time.
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164. Or some combination of the two.
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165. Is the water trying to eat my birthday?
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166. Where's the heat?
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167. Not Kansas.
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168. Sure is something wrong.
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169. Eight million dollars for a salami.
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170. No, that's not it.
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171. Look at the date.
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172. April 15th, 3001.
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173. It's a thousand years in the future.
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174. Psst.
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175. Come here.
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176. I got something for you.
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177. You look like you could use some new
clothes.
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178. Know what I mean?
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179. Not really.
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180. You know, something to make you fit in.
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181. Know what I'm saying?
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182. I always do like to fit in.
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183. Then fit into this.
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184. Why, that's lovely.
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185. How much is it if you don't mind by
asking?
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186. How much you got?
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187. I don't have any money on me.
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188. Ain't got none either.
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189. Don't look at me.
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190. What, you got the trade?
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191. What,
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192. you got the trade?
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193. Okay, kid.
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194. You drive a hot bog?
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195. Hey?
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196. Must be something important going on.
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197. He must be the top banana.
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198. Hello, bright bananas of the great Banana
Republic.
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199. Are we at the peak of perfection?
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200. Then join me and lead us journey to Banana
Holla.
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201. Even Banana Holla, all your questions will
be answered.
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202. Maybe if we follow the top banana to Banana
Holla, our questions can be answered.
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203. and to find out how to get back home.
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204. Yeah, and where to get some eat.
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205. Right and ready, friends.
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206. We have arrived.
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207. Well, soon all our questions will be
answered and we'll be on our way home.
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208. You shouldn't have drunk all that soda.
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209. You'll find a little bananas room over
there.
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210. You
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211. know, kid, I really wanted that anchor.
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212. Oh no!
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213. Ice, yeah.
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214. Okay, thanks.
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215. I like you, kid.
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216. But you're a witness.
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217. So down the drain you go.
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218. Welcome to Banana Holla.
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219. Courage,
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220. did you find the bathroom?
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221. Well, I hope you washed your hands when
you were done.
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222. I know you're eager to get home,
Courage.
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223. But first, we have to go through the doors
and ask Al.
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224. Stupid dog!
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225. What do I do?
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226. What do I do?
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227. Where are we, constant baby robber?
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228. Courage, where are you going?
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229. I'll say something nasty.
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230. The dog isn't our enemy?
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231. Yes, it is.
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232. Yes, it is.
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233. No!
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234. It's that monkey!
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235. I can besides Steve when I have to be.
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236. It's a mistake.
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237. I'm just a hairy banana.
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238. A big stinking hairy banana.
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239. You've got to believe me.
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240. Okay, I am a monkey.
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241. But it wasn't my idea.
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242. It was my uncle's idea.
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243. Hallelujah!
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244. But how do we get home?
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245. B-47, C-23, R-19.
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246. Bingo, bingo, bingo!
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247. Alright Muriel, you won the prize.
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248. Come here.
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249. I got something for you.
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250. AHHHHHH!
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251. Our yellow has gone mellow.
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252. Our speckles have all spread.
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253. We're soft all over us.
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254. We ain't soft in the head.
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255. Soft and mushy and right.
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256. Soft and mushy and right.
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257. No easy growl, no easy ride.
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258. When you're soft and mushy and ashy and
gushy and soft and mushy and...
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