1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. - ... with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
- Agh!
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. You already know my reputation.
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10. I am Dr. Zalost,
the greatest unhappy scientist who ever lived.
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11. And I want 33 and a third billion dollars...
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12. far my Unhappy Cannonball Project.
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13. If you don't fund my project,
I'll use your city as research.
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14. And that will make the people very unhappy.
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15. Big deal. They're already unhappy.
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16. We just raised the taxes.
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17. The next time you try and bamboozle us,
you'll be thrown in the clink. Now, beat it.
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18. Foals.
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19. I'll show them.
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20. We've been barn bamboozled.
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21. That's correct, mayor.
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22. If we don't pay up, we're next.
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23. Okay, pay the madman.
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24. Oh, Courage, me secret recipe for happy plums
will make anything happy.
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25. Ha, ha. Don't they smell delicious?
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26. Put a little sour cream in each,
will you, Courage?
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27. Paper. Where is my newspaper?
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28. Agh, supposed to be here this morning.
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29. What kind of paper are they running? Agh!
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30. Oh, don't worry, Eustace.
I'm sure it's an the way.
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31. You'll feel better
after you've had some of my happy plums.
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32. I don't want any happy plums.
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33. I want my paper!
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34. And there's nothing good
on television neither.
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35. Oi!
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36. Courage,
did you eat all of our happy plums?
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37. That's okay, Courage, there's plenty more.
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38. My goodness,
I should put vinegar in all my recipes.
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39. Muriel, came quick!
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40. There's a special report an TV.
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41. Earlier today, the city of Nowhere
fell under attack from an unknown tower.
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42. But right now, I feel like going to bed.
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43. So that's all the news for today.
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44. Blah, blah, blah.
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45. Who cares? I want my paper.
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46. I'll just have to get it myself.
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47. Eustace, it sounds awfully dangerous.
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48. What about your happy plums?
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49. Mm. Och.
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50. What's the good of having all the money
in the world if it doesn't bring any happiness?
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51. And if I'm not happy,
no one deserves to be happy.
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52. Rat. Rat. Came here, Rat.
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53. Give me a hug.
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54. It always calms me dawn.
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55. - Rat.
- Unh.
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56. You call this a hug?
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57. You're not even trying.
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58. If you can't give me a real hug,
then get away from me.
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59. Get out.
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60. All right, Zalost, you have your money.
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61. Now, return these miserable people of Nowhere
back to happy miserable people.
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62. Tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow.
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63. Or maybe never.
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64. We had a deal, Zalost.
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65. Well, the money didn't make me
feel any better.
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66. And if I'm not feeling good, no one is.
So there.
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67. Zalost, you-
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68. Who does he think he is?
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69. People are so selfish.
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70. They only think of themselves. Ugh.
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71. Came an, Ratty,
I'll give you another chance.
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72. Haw about that hug? Mm?
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73. Stupid dumb newspaper.
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74. Na newspapers. Na newspapers.
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75. Just a bunch of lazy monkeys.
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76. Aah!
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77. Get that pile of junk out of the way.
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78. Rat.
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79. Who is that? You didn't miss one, did you?
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80. You missed one.
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81. There's a happy person.
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82. Lousy, stinking hippies.
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83. Well, if there's one happy person,
there's more than one.
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84. And this time, I expect you ta get them.
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85. All.
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86. Thank goodness you're back.
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87. Did you get your paper?
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88. Nope. Lazy monkeys don't make paper.
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89. And some stupid kids parked their jeep
right in the middle of the road.
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90. Haw lovely.
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91. Would you like your happy plums now?
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92. Courage, will you stop running around?
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93. You're racking the house.
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94. Huh?
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95. Och.
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96. Eustace, look out.
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97. What the—? Unh.
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98. Eh? Lousy teenagers.
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99. He must be immune to emotions.
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100. Hit the round woman.
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101. Muriel. Muriel. This is no time for a nap.
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102. That's it.
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103. I'm getting me mallet.
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104. I think we gut them. Ha-ha-ha.
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105. New we can go back to bed and hug.
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106. Ugh.
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107. Well, let's have some of those happy plums.
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108. Here. She likes you best. Feed her.
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109. Choc, choc.
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110. Och.
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111. Oh, thank you, Courage.
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112. - Looks like you got a plan.
- Mm-hm.
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113. Just keep me out of it.
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114. Here's the pizza you've ordered.
Twenty bucks.
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115. Woo-hoo-hoo, whoopee!
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116. That stupid dog was right.
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117. That's the easiest 20 bucks I've ever made.
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118. Pizza? What pizza?
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119. I didn't order any pizza.
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120. Get away from me.
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121. My happy plums will make anything happy.
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122. Um?
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123. Welcome to the Tower of Dr. Zalost.
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124. I bet you thought you would come in here
and do something very heroic, right?
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125. - Uh-huh.
- I'll tell you what.
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126. I'll turn your grandmother back to normal
if you can guess what this four-letter word is...
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127. before the cannon goes off, okay?
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128. Let's Play-
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129. 5'.
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130. Hmm. C'?
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131. Ah! Na.
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132. Sf?
- No.
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133. R-
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134. Na R.
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135. - K.
- Oh, sorry, no K.
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136. Would you like to buy a vowel?
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137. Only 5 bucks each.
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138. A?
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139. Na. Want to buy another one?
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140. Q?
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141. Oh, yeah.
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142. That's 5 for the A and 10 for the two O's.
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143. That makes 15.
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144. What's the problem?
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145. Will you shut up?
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146. One O, 5 bucks.
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147. Two O's, 10 bucks.
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148. The vowels cast you 15 bucks.
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149. Those are the rules.
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150. New I suppose you'll want your change.
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151. Oh, this is so embarrassing.
Are you really going to need it'?
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152. Well, give me a moment.
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153. Oh.
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154. Here it is.
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155. There you go.
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156. Boom'?
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157. Agh! You cheated.
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158. Mm.
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159. Why didn't you take the stairs?
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160. It's much easier.
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161. My happy plums will make anything happy.
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162. Och! Unh.
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163. Aah! Na. Na!
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164. What have you dune?
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165. Na!
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166. Muriel, what about my dinner?
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167. What-f?
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168. Eh?
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169. It's the end of the world. Aah!
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170. 'Fay!
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171. You stupid dog.
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172. That's what I tell him all the time:
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173. "You stupid dog. You stupid dog."
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174. Och! Unh!
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175. Oh!
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176. Huh! I found me mallet.
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177. Stupid dog.
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178. Och.
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179. Courage?
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180. - Yay!
- What are we doing here?
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181. Oh, my, Courage. Ha-ha-ha.
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182. - Unh!
- Oh.
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183. What's this?
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184. Plums.
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185. My favorite.
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186. - Ooh.
- H a-h a-h a.
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187. What is this?
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188. I've never felt so happy.
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189. It's my secret recipe for happy plums.
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190. Rat. Came here, Rat.
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191. Give me a hug.
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192. Courage, isn't that the coziest picture
you ever did see'?
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193. ZALOST'.
This is so embarrassing.
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194. Stupid dog.
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