1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. "And as we honor the land...
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10. may the blessing of the harvest moan
fill this lovely plant with life and beauty."
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11. If possible.
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12. Don't waste your breath, Muriel.
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13. Nothing ever grows here. Nothing ever will.
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14. I'm done trying.
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15. 'Agh!
'Ooh!
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16. Rotten sail.
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17. Let's eat.
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18. Oh. "W"
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19. Get out.
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20. I must be hearing things.
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21. Get out.
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22. I am hearing things.
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23. And I'm hearing a voice saying—
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24. Get out.
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25. Yes, that's right.
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26. Na! Oh!
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27. And now by special
request, "Happy Birthday" by J.P.
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28. Hit it. One, two, three, four.
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29. - Happy birthday!
MA" 21 Happy birthday!
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30. - Darn commercials.
Happy, happy, happy birthday!
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31. Help! Help!
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32. Right here in beautiful New York City...
Get...
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33. “Jive from J.P. Dilworth.
out.
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34. - Darn talk radio. Blah, blah, blah!
That's D-I-L-W-O-R-T-H.
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35. Get out.
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36. What? Who said that? Agh.
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37. Muriel. Muriel.
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38. Help!
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39. Oh. "W"
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40. Would you look at that?
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41. It's a floating head.
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42. I was talking about that leaky pipe.
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43. Waste of money.
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44. Gut ta fix that leaky pipe.
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45. Get out.
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46. That's not very polite.
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47. You didn't let me finish.
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48. I'm sorry.
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49. It's time to hit the road.
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50. Well, that's not much better.
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51. Just who do you think you are, Head?
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52. I'm the Spirit of the Harvest Mann.
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53. And I'm a bucket of sardines.
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54. On this night of the harvest moan...
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55. when all that grows from the sail
is celebrated...
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56. and offerings are made, you have nothing.
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57. Lousy sail.
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58. It's not the sail.
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59. Because you don't respect your land...
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60. you must leave it.
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61. I ain't leaving nothing.
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62. We've been here almost all our lives,
Mr. Ghost" Spirit— Head.
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63. We can't just leave.
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64. I ain't going nowhere.
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65. Then you will suffer the consequences.
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66. You gut big ears, but you ain't hearing me.
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67. I ain't going nowhere.
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68. Please have mercy an us.
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69. We're a pour farm family.
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70. We'll try harder. We will.
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71. All right.
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72. You have until midnight to grow something.
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73. And if you can't, well, you were warned.
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74. But that only gives us 10 minutes.
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75. By midnight, you either grow or go.
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76. Awn, blah, blah!
I ain't growing and I ain't going.
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77. I don't believe you, man.
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78. What a stubborn old goat you are.
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79. awn, blah, blah!
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80. You can't grow a thing
and you won't admit it.
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81. You don't know nothing about farming.
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82. I'm a farmer.
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83. I gut a green thumb.
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84. You're no farmer.
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85. - Am tan.
- Are not.
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86. Stubborn is what you are.
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87. - Am not.
Are tan.
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88. I'm a farmer. Farmer, farmer, farmer.
Ain't stubborn. Ain't, ain't, ain't.
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89. - Ooh.
- At least I got arms and legs.
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90. You don't even gut a neck. Ha-ha-ha.
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91. Get out of my face.
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92. Make me.
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93. Wait until midnight comes around.
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94. Ooh!
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95. - Stubborn.
- Not a farmer.
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96. Stubborn.
Nat a farmer.
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97. Your time is up, non-farmer.
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98. New you've gone and done it.
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99. It's midnight and we haven't grown a thing.
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100. Get out new or face the consequences.
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101. Na such thing as consequences
and I ain't going.
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102. Eustace, it's getting awfully warm in here.
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103. And I suppose that's my fault tan.
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104. This is no time to argue.
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105. But, yes.
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106. Eustace, I'm feeling faint.
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107. Faint, nothing.
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108. I'm melting.
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109. Agh.
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110. - Huh? What's that?
- It's your plant, Eustace.
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111. It's alive.
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112. - Did I do that?
- Mm-hm!
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113. I didn't know I could grow something.
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114. That's pretty.
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115. I did that?
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116. You did say you have a green thumb.
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117. Uh, yeah. Well, Ida.
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118. I'm a farmer, you know.
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119. Far the first time, you are.
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120. You have grown more than a plant.
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121. Happy planting.
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122. What did he mean by that?
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123. I think he meant you grew something inside.
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124. Yeah, a great big hungry hale
in me stomach.
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125. Well, I guess Eustace really did learn
something under the harvest moan...
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126. in his awn way.
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127. And then I'll grow hundreds of plants,
thousands of plants, and I'll be rich, rich, rich.
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128. I gut me a green thumb, Muriel.
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129. Ha-ha-ha.
Green like money.
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130. Hit it. One, two, three, four. Happy birthday!
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131. Is it time to get up already?
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132. Eustace, there was an earthquake,
or an explosion, or worse.
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133. Must have been
those darn neighborhood kids again.
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134. There's no kids that can do that.
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135. - Oh, my.
- What's—?
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136. Better call the exterminator.
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137. Ickett.
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138. Ickett Bagge.
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139. Ickett Bagge?
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140. That's me father's name.
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141. I'm sorry, Mr. Whale,
but lckett Bagge is no longer with us.
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142. He's standing right there.
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143. Don't try to foal me.
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144. Eustace, that sand whale
thinks you're your awn father.
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145. I don't see any resemblance.
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146. Ickett, I've came for my accordion.
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147. What? Accordion? I don't know what—
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148. Hey, me father had an accordion.
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149. Maybe you should give it to Mr. Whale here.
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150. Me ma has it.
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151. You're trying to cheat me
like you cheated me before, lckett Bagge.
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152. You won that accordion off me
in a crooked card game a long time ago...
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153. and I want it back.
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154. N aw.
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155. I ain't lckett, I ain't got no accordion,
and I don't wanna be talking to no whale.
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156. It's taken me all this time to find you
and I won't be cheated again.
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157. Blah, blah, blah.
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158. Ickett.
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159. Ickett Bagge.
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160. Ickett Bagge.
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161. Ow! I'm telling you,
I don't have the accordion.
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162. Me ma has it.
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163. Okay, lckett,
if you don't give me my accordion...
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164. I'm gonna have to shake you up
until you do.
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165. Courage.
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166. Goad to see you. Unh.
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167. Where's my stupid sun?
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168. That sand whale
was me husband's mortal enemy.
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169. Ickett spent his life hunting that darn whale.
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170. And this was lckett's fine vessel.
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171. - Came an, dog.
- Ow!
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172. We're going after whale.
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173. The things I do for lave.
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174. Stupid dog.
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175. New, raw.
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176. Fallow that whale.
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177. Put that dawn.
I ain't giving that ta no stupid sand whale.
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178. Stupid dog.
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179. You know haw much
a sand whale is worth?
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180. I'm bagging him and taking him
all the way to the whale bank.
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181. He can keep me stupid sun
and his stupid wife.
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182. New, raw.
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183. Look, Muriel, I found me chair.
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184. I'm glad you're comfortable.
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185. This will attract him.
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186. Then I'll net him.
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187. Hey, that's my accordion.
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188. We gut him now.
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189. Raw faster.
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190. - Oaf!
- He ain't getting no accordion.
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191. I'm getting him is all that's happening.
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192. Oh. my. on!
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193. Don't try to foal me.
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194. Agh! Raw, you stupid dog.
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195. Fallow that whale.
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196. Hey, I found our refrigerator.
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197. - Oaf!
- Stupid accordion-giving dog. Keep rowing.
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198. Eustace, I think I'm getting digested.
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199. Aah! Unh!
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200. Help. Help!
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201. I'm drowning! I'm drawn—
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202. Oh. Oh, fudge.
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203. My accordion.
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204. Give me back my accordion!
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205. Oh, no. Unh!
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206. Ow! Stupid dog.
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207. - Stupid dog.
Ha-ha-ha.
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208. Uh-oh.
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209. Well, I'm glad that all worked out.
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210. But the whale gut me ma.
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211. I'm glad that all worked out.
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212. I just wander one thing.
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213. What does a whale want
with an accordion anyway?
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214. Haw did I get the cheap seats?
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215. Uh-oh.
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216. Stupid dog.
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