1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!Copy !req
2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!Copy !req
3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who livesCopy !req
4. in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bay!Copy !req
5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.Copy !req
6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!Copy !req
7. Stupid dog!Copy !req
8. You made me look bad!Copy !req
9. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
10. Or Eustace, aren't you excited about your
birthday party?Copy !req
11. Ain't gonna be no party.Copy !req
12. A visitor!Copy !req
13. Yes?Copy !req
14. Any small change to help a poor soul?Copy !req
15. Oh, of course.Copy !req
16. Just a moment.Copy !req
17. Oh, here's a little something,
dear.Copy !req
18. And you must be hungry.Copy !req
19. I just baked it this morning.Copy !req
20. Oh, and that would go lovely with a cup of
tea.Copy !req
21. How about you, dog?Copy !req
22. Thank you for your kindness.Copy !req
23. What about the bald one?Copy !req
24. Yes, Eustace, you must have something to
give.Copy !req
25. Yeah, I got something to give.Copy !req
26. Go, go!Copy !req
27. Upon your shiny head, a curse.Copy !req
28. Long as your soul lives in your purse,
and with your coins you cannot part,Copy !req
29. your sky shall be dark as your heart.Copy !req
30. Gobbledygook, ain't no such thing as
curses.Copy !req
31. And there ain't no such thing as party
- stater.Copy !req
32. Ooh, ow!Copy !req
33. Eustace, where are you going?Copy !req
34. To the picture show.Copy !req
35. Eustace, the curse.Copy !req
36. There ain't no curse.Copy !req
37. Why don't you stay and help with the
party?Copy !req
38. I ain't helping with no party,
because there ain't going to be no party.Copy !req
39. Eustace.Copy !req
40. Then maybe you could move over a seat so
we could see the screen.Copy !req
41. Make me!Copy !req
42. He's getting my popcorn soggy.Copy !req
43. I'm complaining to the manager.Copy !req
44. How's that, Courage?Copy !req
45. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
46. You got legs, don't you?Copy !req
47. Help yourselves.Copy !req
48. Do you think Eustace will like it?Copy !req
49. Mr.Copy !req
50. Mr. Please, could you please send this to
my fiance?Copy !req
51. Tell her I'm sorry, but I'll have to miss
our wedding.Copy !req
52. Please just buy a stamp for it.Copy !req
53. Tell her I love her.Copy !req
54. I ain't buying any stamps.Copy !req
55. Fuck!Copy !req
56. There ain't no curse.Copy !req
57. Curse me.Copy !req
58. Eustace?Copy !req
59. The bed's getting soggy.Copy !req
60. If you can't do away with this curse,
you're going to have to sleep on the roof.Copy !req
61. Ain't no such thing as curses.Copy !req
62. No way, no how.Copy !req
63. Oh!Copy !req
64. Hey!Copy !req
65. My glasses!Copy !req
66. Oh!Copy !req
67. I can't see!Copy !req
68. Where?Copy !req
69. Where?Copy !req
70. You're you?Copy !req
71. And you?Copy !req
72. You're not you're you!Copy !req
73. Get off my roof!Copy !req
74. I don't know who you are!Copy !req
75. No solicitors!Copy !req
76. Now you get!Copy !req
77. We don't want this!Copy !req
78. Oh, Courage, I couldn't sleep.Copy !req
79. No one Eustace is on the roof.Copy !req
80. But there's something wrong with the
reception.Copy !req
81. Good to see ya.Copy !req
82. Yuck!Copy !req
83. Rain or no rain, that man should really
come to his own birthday party.Copy !req
84. Eustace!Copy !req
85. Get down here!Copy !req
86. Hear this instant!Copy !req
87. Eustace, did you hear me?Copy !req
88. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
89. Your guests are waiting!Copy !req
90. No solicitors, especially at this hour.Copy !req
91. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
92. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
93. Hey!Copy !req
94. I now see what you went and done,
Eustace.Copy !req
95. You scared up your guests.Copy !req
96. And you're leaving a ring on the floor.Copy !req
97. Here, stand on this coaster.Copy !req
98. You can't fool me.Copy !req
99. You're not me, are you?Copy !req
100. One, two, three, I win!Copy !req
101. The stupid one is stupid, right?Copy !req
102. There is nothing I can do.Copy !req
103. The farmer has to remove the curse by
finding generosity in his heart.Copy !req
104. And he can only do that by seeing himself
the way he really is.Copy !req
105. But I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
106. For a few pieces of silver, I could sell
you this mirror.Copy !req
107. All you have to do is hold it up to this
stupid one.Copy !req
108. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
109. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
110. Eustace, play with your marbles!Copy !req
111. College!Copy !req
112. Help!Copy !req
113. No solicitors!Copy !req
114. What's this?Copy !req
115. Who's that?Copy !req
116. Who are you, boy?Copy !req
117. It's so hot.Copy !req
118. My head is burning.Copy !req
119. Where's your hat?Copy !req
120. I don't have one.Copy !req
121. No hat.Copy !req
122. Oh, no hat.Copy !req
123. That's not right.Copy !req
124. Oh, courage!Copy !req
125. You did the impossible!Copy !req
126. You got Eustace to keep of himself.Copy !req
127. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
128. Shoot!Copy !req
129. My glasses!Copy !req
130. I can see!Copy !req
131. Achoo!Copy !req
132. You know, Eustace, you should thank
college for getting rid of that curse.Copy !req
133. What you doing with my hat, dog?Copy !req
134. There ain't no sex tape as a curse.Copy !req
135. Nothing on.Copy !req
136. Nothing to watch.Copy !req
137. I've won the sitar contest.Copy !req
138. I'll get to play my sitar on stage at
Radio City Music Hall.Copy !req
139. Yes!Copy !req
140. Who cares?Copy !req
141. There ain't nothing to watch.Copy !req
142. Boys, we're going to New York City.Copy !req
143. This ain't no place for me.Copy !req
144. I belong in my chair.Copy !req
145. Hey!Copy !req
146. Watch where you're going, you fool!Copy !req
147. Watch where you're going, you fool!Copy !req
148. You see, Eustace, you're fitting in
already.Copy !req
149. Now I wonder where the entrance is.Copy !req
150. The show don't go on for hours,
but I can get you in real quick, like.Copy !req
151. Here it is!Copy !req
152. Now, aren't you glad I won the contest?Copy !req
153. Who cares?Copy !req
154. If you won a contest, then you can come in
the special artists entrance.Copy !req
155. Me!Copy !req
156. I ain't gone through no door.Copy !req
157. I don't know what's on the other side.Copy !req
158. I got hot dogs.Copy !req
159. Works for me.Copy !req
160. How exciting!Copy !req
161. I love show business.Copy !req
162. By the way, name's Bushwick.Copy !req
163. But call me Shwick.Copy !req
164. Just Shwick.Copy !req
165. Don't ever call me Bushwick.Copy !req
166. Just Shwick.Copy !req
167. Where are you from?Copy !req
168. Bushwick.Copy !req
169. You can call that Bushwick.Copy !req
170. But not me.Copy !req
171. Me, you call Shwick.Copy !req
172. Just Shwick.Copy !req
173. This over here is the rehearsal room.Copy !req
174. Hum, hum, hum, hum.Copy !req
175. Such a warm welcome.Copy !req
176. Where's the hot dogs?Copy !req
177. So this here is the rehearsal room.Copy !req
178. You can rehearse.Copy !req
179. Just rehearse.Copy !req
180. This is just fine.Copy !req
181. If you're dead.Copy !req
182. Hey!Copy !req
183. A TV!Copy !req
184. You got a remote?Copy !req
185. Two thousand channels.Copy !req
186. Go ahead.Copy !req
187. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
188. Make that hot dog a foot long.Copy !req
189. It's better to get to practicing for the
big show tonight.Copy !req
190. Listen, I got an errand that needs some
running.Copy !req
191. And I can't leave the promises because I
got sweeping to do.Copy !req
192. Go to that address.Copy !req
193. There'll be a package waiting there.Copy !req
194. You bring that package
back to me by curtainCopy !req
195. time or it's curtains
for the sitar lady.Copy !req
196. You see that door?Copy !req
197. You want to know what's behind that door?Copy !req
198. You don't want to know what's behind that
door.Copy !req
199. You see these bones?Copy !req
200. You want to know what made these bones?Copy !req
201. You don't want to know what made these
bones.Copy !req
202. I'm selling your kid out for some coffee.Copy !req
203. And no cops.Copy !req
204. Need some help?Copy !req
205. I just know something bad is going to
happen.Copy !req
206. Hmmm...Copy !req
207. Hmmm... Woof!Copy !req
208. Woof!Copy !req
209. Woof!Copy !req
210. Briefs!Copy !req
211. Boxers!Copy !req
212. Briefs!Copy !req
213. Boxers!Copy !req
214. Briefs!Copy !req
215. Boxers!Copy !req
216. It's the evil package!Copy !req
217. Okay,Copy !req
218. let's see your license and registration.Copy !req
219. There's no driver!Copy !req
220. Run away train!Copy !req
221. Run away train!Copy !req
222. WelcomeCopy !req
223. to the nuclear-powered computerized bullet
train.Copy !req
224. Sit back, relax, and...Copy !req
225. When you're right, you're right.Copy !req
226. Yours are longer.Copy !req
227. Told you so.Copy !req
228. Five minutes for showtime.Copy !req
229. Your son better be back here.Copy !req
230. Here's some with my... coffee.Copy !req
231. You can always trust my courage to get the
job done.Copy !req
232. Oh, courage.Copy !req
233. You made it back just in time for my
performance.Copy !req
234. Tilt back my squeegee.Copy !req
235. Now it's guidance for the sitar lady.Copy !req
236. Nobody double-crosses schwick!Copy !req
237. Woof!Copy !req
238. I said no, come!Copy !req
239. Tilt!Copy !req
240. Tilt!Copy !req
241. It's done!Copy !req
242. Two thousand channels and still nothing to
watch.Copy !req
243. Stupid dog!Copy !req