1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. Och.
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10. Oh.
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11. Och.
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12. Oh.
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13. Huh?
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14. Hey, stupid dog.
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15. Haw stupid.
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16. Dank, dink, dank, dank, dank.
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17. Courage, I think a visit to a game arcade
would be wonderful.
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18. - A visitor.
- Big deal.
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19. Yes?
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20. Oh.
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21. Hello. Can I help you?
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22. Car brake. Phone... Yes?
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23. We ain't gut a phone.
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24. We ain't gut a phone.
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25. Phone. Na. Yes?
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26. Poor man.
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27. Of course you can use the phone.
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28. You must be chilly.
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29. I'll get you a nice hat cup of tea.
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30. Hmm.
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31. Tow truck. Came. Yes?
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32. Can't get a quiet minute.
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33. Here you go.
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34. It's nice scathing chamomile tea.
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35. Would you like some cake with that?
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36. Cake. Same. Yes?
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37. Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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38. New to mission. Yes?
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39. Hostility? Check.
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40. Greed? Check.
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41. Cynicism? Check.
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42. Kindness? Nat check.
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43. Staring rude. Yes?
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44. You go. Yes?
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45. Na. Na kindness here.
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46. Just angry.
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47. Ah. Here's a little something, dear.
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48. Cake. Yes?
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49. I just baked it this morning.
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50. Cake. Haw kind. Hmm. Kind.
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51. Look up. See. Yes?
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52. It is a lovely ceiling.
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53. Kindness. Yes?
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54. Kindness. Check, check, check.
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55. We ain't gut no fond.
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56. And don't let me catch you
around here again.
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57. Muriel!
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58. Muriel!
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59. 'Fay!
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60. Huh?
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61. What you looking at, Four-Eyes?
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62. Oh.
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63. - I'm hungry.
Me tan.
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64. - Cook me dinner.
Me too.
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65. - Stupid dog.
- Me tan.
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66. What did I do?
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67. Kindness. Yes?
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68. Yes!
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69. Stupid dog.
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70. I'm hungry-
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71. Me tan.
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72. That's a salad fork, you stupid.
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73. What are you trying ta—? Huh?
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74. Stupid husband,
you let the stupid dog get away.
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75. Blah, blah, blah.
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76. What did I do?
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77. Kindness. Na. Yes?
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78. Ah. Goad. Kindness.
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79. With kindness,
I can new conquer the universe.
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80. Because with kindness,
I can new know what not to be.
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81. Engine an. Ga. Yes?
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82. Start engine now.
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83. We go. Yes?
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84. Huh?
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85. You didn't do your stupid tasks, stupid dog.
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86. New you gut me all stupid out of breath.
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87. Engine an. Na.
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88. - Unh.
- Stupid dog.
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89. Rude. Yes?
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90. Unh. Muriel, I'll save you. Unh.
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91. You go. Yes?
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92. Stupid planet.
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93. Stupid brain.
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94. Stupid arms and legs.
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95. Stupid tentacles.
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96. Ow!
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97. New you'll became nothing. Yes?
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98. Oh, haw rude of me.
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99. Would you like to leave?
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100. I'm sorry to hold you up. Yes?
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101. Ugh. Stupid digestive system.
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102. Stupid gray matter.
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103. Allow me.
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104. Such a nice little doggy. Yes?
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105. Why, thank you. Yes?
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106. Stupid running. Stupid turning. Stupid...
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107. Stupid falling. Stupid aching elbow.
Stupid electoral college.
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108. Ooh!
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109. Courage, what's happened?
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110. - Where are we?
- Yes!
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111. Don't you wanna yell at him?
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112. Of course not.
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113. Hit him with a rolling pin?
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114. Na.
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115. Use him for a dust rag?
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116. Certainly not.
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117. Just when things was getting good.
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118. Calm yourself, Eustace.
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119. Everything's back to normal.
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120. Thanks to Courage,
we won't have to worry about any more aliens.
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121. Car brake. Phone. Yes?
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122. "The fate of Dusty Little Town rested
an the shoulders of its new sheriff."
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123. Twelve bucks for electric? Robbery.
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124. "The new lawman had no idea...
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125. haw much trouble came
with his shiny new badge.
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126. Far an ill wind was blowing in
from the west that day."
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127. They ain't getting my money.
- Huh?
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128. Robbery, that's what this is.
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129. I'm taking my money to my grave.
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130. I ain't getting swindled.
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131. Eh.
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132. "And the Dusty Little Town
was about ta learn all about fear...
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133. and courage."
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134. Welcome, stranger.
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135. Seeing as you're the newest citizen
of this here city...
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136. and you've shown great bravery by, uh...
By, uh...
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137. What'd he do, Floyd?
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138. - Showed u p.
- Oh, yeah.
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139. Seeing as haw you've shown great bravery
by showing up...
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140. I hereby name you sheriff
of Dusty Little Town.
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141. Mm-hm.
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142. I know, this is kind of sudden...
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143. but I can tell
you're prime sheriffing material.
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144. - Huh?
- Yup.
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145. - Wouldn't you say so, Swiney'?
- Yep.
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146. See? Grade-A lawman.
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147. That's you.
Loved by the grateful people of your town.
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148. And feared by your enemies.
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149. Nat that you have any enemies.
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150. He don't have no enemies.
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151. Don't he, Floyd?
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152. Nope.
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153. Well, good luck.
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154. I mean, good to have you.
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155. Uh-ah. It's the new sheriff.
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156. He's a goner.
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157. He sure is.
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158. Trouble's coming, cowboy.
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159. Better call the undertaker.
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160. Another sheriff bites the dust.
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161. Let me have a rant beer
for my new friend here.
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162. He'll be a-needing it.
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163. Rant beer coming up.
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164. You're the 22nd sheriff here
in Dusty Little Town.
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165. - This year.
- Hmm?
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166. They've all, well, disappeared.
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167. Hmm.
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168. Because of the rumors.
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169. Och.
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170. The rumors that The Whip is coming back.
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171. But you don't believe rumors, do you?
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172. Well, see you.
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173. One rant beer.
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174. Ah.
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175. Hi, cowboy.
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176. - My name's Minnie.
- Huh?
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177. Ah, you're a brave one, you are.
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178. Coming in to town like this,
ready to serve and protect.
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179. You really have nothing to worry about.
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180. The Whip is gone to the big roundup
in the sky.
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181. Buried up an Boat Hill.
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182. His partners and him,
they pulled a bank jab.
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183. But the partners double-crossed him.
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184. Set him up.
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185. Whip's been gone a year now.
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186. - A year today.
- Whew.
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187. This is him.
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188. And his last wards were:
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189. I'll be back in a year at sundown
to get my loot from those what swindled me...
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190. and ain't no lawman gonna stop me.
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191. What's the matter?
You look like you seen a ghost.
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192. Get out of town while you still can.
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193. Get out now. New. Now!
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194. Get out of town while you still can.
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195. New. Now!
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196. Oh. "W"
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197. Who did this to you?
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198. The Wh—
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199. The Whi—
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200. The Wh—
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201. The walrus?
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202. The Wh—
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203. The whale?
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204. The Wh—
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205. The Wintergreen mint.
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206. The Whi—
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207. The Whip!
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208. The Whip! Run for your lives!
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209. Sounds like it's coming
from the mayor's office.
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210. Surely you're not leaving me here alone.
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211. I mean, you ain't scared.
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212. I swear it wasn't me.
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213. It was the barber and the butcher.
It was their idea.
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214. It's him. It's The Whip. He's came back.
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215. Oh, no.
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216. We've gotta help that man.
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217. I know I'm not gonna like this.
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218. You're a low-down, double-stealing,
no-good crook of a crook.
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219. You set me up. Admit it.
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220. Okay, okay, I admit it.
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221. But you can't run away.
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222. You're the brave sheriff.
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223. I don't know where the loot is.
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224. I don't know.
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225. Okay, okay.
It's in the safe, behind the picture.
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226. - The picture of—
- Why, that's Minnie.
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227. Minnie's my girl.
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228. You wink at a guy,
and right away he thinks you belong to him.
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229. Mm-hm.
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230. What are you doing with a picture of my Minnie
on your wall?
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231. Oh, that's who that is.
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232. Picture just came with a wallet I bought.
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233. No-good, girl-stealing double-crosser. Unh!
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234. What-f? Huh?
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235. New you're stealing my girl, lawman? Argh!
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236. Stupid lawman.
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237. You're my girl, and you're coming with me.
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238. I don't think so.
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239. Okay, I'm coming with you. Och!
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240. Help! Sheriff!
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241. What kind of cheap horses
are they making nowadays?
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242. Huh?
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243. Or else what?
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244. It's not my birthday.
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245. What?
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246. Uh-oh.
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247. Oh, sheriff, I knew you couldn't let me dawn.
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248. You've taught me the meaning
of the ward "courage."
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249. Courage. Courage. Courage.
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250. Courage. Courage.
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251. Courage.
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252. I think you nodded off
before I read you the ending.
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253. "And the sheriff and Minnie rude off
into the sunset...
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254. happily ever after."
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255. And that's the end of the story.
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256. Nat yet. The story's just starting.
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257. Well, here we go again, partner.
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258. Stupid dog!
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