1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. - ... with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
- Agh.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. Aye there, mateys.
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10. You tired of doing the same old chores
around the house?
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11. - Eustace, he's talking ta me.
- Why would he do that?
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12. Then join me on a seafaring adventure.
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13. I promise, never a dull moment,
and there's always a catch.
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14. New, that sounds exciting.
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15. And the trip is free
for the first three passengers.
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16. We'll take it.
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17. Aye, lubbers. I'm Sharky, your captain.
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18. Goad to have you aboard.
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19. Ha-ha-ha. Lubbers.
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20. Aye, I can smell those fish
just begging for me bait.
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21. Time to ship out.
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22. Ship out. Thrilling.
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23. And the way he says "aye,"
that just tickles me.
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24. Aye. Ha-ha-ha.
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25. I can't wait to land me a big one.
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26. Haw about you, Eustace?
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27. Aye, me mateys.
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28. The Wind's right, the salt is calling...
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29. and the party's aver.
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30. Wham? Huh?
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31. Okay, lubbers, here's haw it shakes out.
You're me crew.
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32. - You, baldy, you're me engineer.
- Huh'?
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33. Hey, this ain't what we signed up far.
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34. - I want me money back.
- You didn't spend any money.
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35. - Trip's free.
- Oh, right.
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36. Well, then where's the catch you promised?
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37. Aye, the catch is,
you're either working as me crew...
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38. or I'll be using you as an anchor.
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39. And you,
you're in charge of making the grub.
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40. Haw exciting. I'm making the grub.
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41. Grub. I loving saying "grub."
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42. Grub, grub, grub.
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43. And you, you jellyfish,
get ready to grow some teeth.
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44. Shape up real quick,
because you're me first mate.
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45. Gut that?
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46. You gut that?
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47. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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48. You climb up there
and watch for the bend in the river.
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49. He's so authentic. It's all so authentic.
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50. Just like an the telly.
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51. What are we fishing for,
if you don't mind me asking?
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52. Big catch.
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53. Cw!
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54. Salty. New we're ready for the big catch.
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55. Welcome to Evil River.
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56. Thrilling. Ha-ha-ha.
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57. You can't catch what we're gonna catch
without being brave.
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58. Aye, the sea can turn bays into men...
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59. and men into salty men.
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60. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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61. New you're ready to catch Carmen.
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62. Hold an tight.
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63. What, you think I'm crazy?
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64. Help me first mate hold an to the line.
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65. This is so authentic.
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66. That was so thrilling,
getting dragged underwater...
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67. and thrown onto the deck
like a fresh-caught flounder.
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68. I'm going to the galley
to whip up some brine muffins.
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69. The engine's gone.
It's do or die now, mateys.
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70. We have ta get that serpent
afore she gets us.
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71. But we be out of bait.
We need to change the strategy.
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72. Use a lure,
something big and round and chewy.
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73. Mr. Sharky, captain, sir, do we have
some more brine for my muffins?
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74. Big and round and chewy.
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75. That's haw I always make my muffins.
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76. Na.
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77. Hey, don't be looking at my wife
like she was bait.
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78. I'll split me booty with you.
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79. I'm getting a fortune to bring in Carmen.
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80. - So this bait thing, it's safe, right'?
- Aye.
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81. Drag me scurvy farmer first mate up there...
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82. and tie him up so he won't get in the way.
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83. New, Carmen likes opera, she dues,
so play her these tunes, and it will attract her.
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84. Opera and adventure. Thrilling.
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85. When the creature gets close enough,
grab it with these giant serpent tongs.
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86. - You're sure it's safe, now'?
- Solid as the sea is wet.
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87. This is so exciting.
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88. Coming face-ta-face
with creatures of the briny deep...
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89. swimming with—
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90. Cw!
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91. I ain't leaving these waters
with an empty net.
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92. I'm going in after Carmen myself.
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93. What-f? Huh?
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94. Stay back.
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95. Stay back.
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96. Carmen's not such a bad girl after all.
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97. She just wanted an audience
for her beautiful voice.
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98. What an adventure.
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99. Oh, captain, you salty sailor you.
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100. AYE. you.
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101. Oaf!
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102. Pathetic piece of plankton.
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103. That was the mast thrilling adventure
of my life.
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104. It was all so authentic.
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105. I just hope Eustace gets home okay,
wherever he is.
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106. Stupid, dumb monkeys.
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107. You once were so pretty
and smelled so sweet.
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108. Huh? Agh.
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109. And new look at you.
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110. I tank a bath last Tuesday.
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111. I wasn't talking to you, Eustace.
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112. Courage, do your stuff.
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113. Nun-hm!
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114. Courage.
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115. Courage, you can stop now.
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116. Or maybe you can't.
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117. Did you find something?
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118. What do you suppose that came from?
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119. Hey, guys. Check out the bane.
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120. Grand. Grand.
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121. My posies. Oh, my.
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122. What a hideous sculpture.
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123. I detest modern art.
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124. All right, here's what you want to know.
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125. It's from a very rare, very extinct,
very huge kangaroo monster.
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126. A social, outgoing creature...
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127. that loved to crush anything that moved
to a pulpy pancake.
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128. But that was then. This is now.
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129. They're all extinct.
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130. And the bones are very, very valuable.
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131. Ten thousand going once.
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132. Ten thousand going twice.
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133. - Ten thousand going—
- Ten thousand and 50 cents.
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134. Ten thousand and 50 cents
going once, twice...
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135. sold to the ugly rich guy.
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136. Okay, bidding for this baby starts at 8.
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137. Na, 10.
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138. Na, $50,000.
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139. What did one subatomic particle say
to the other subatomic particle?
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140. I don't know that one.
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141. What did one subatomic particle say
to the other subatomic particle?
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142. Oh, you are cheeky.
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143. Stupid bane-stealing dog. Give that back.
Och!
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144. Oh.
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145. Oh, no, this is not good.
You need a disc transplant.
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146. Yes, a disc transplant.
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147. Oh, my, that sounds serious.
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148. - Sounds expensive.
Very serious.
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149. It's hard ta find bane
that's just the right size and shape.
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150. But you have ta. Otherwise there are terrible,
terrible complications.
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151. Complications.
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152. That'll do.
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153. This is a very delicate procedure.
Very delicate.
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154. Only the mast advanced methods
can be employed.
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155. It requires great care, keen awareness...
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156. and a practiced, steady hand.
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157. Aah, aah!
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158. Me back. Me aching back. Agh!
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159. Darn doctor don't know what he's doing.
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160. - Would you like me to walk on your back'?
- And crush me'?
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161. Walking an me back.
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162. Trying to destroy me.
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163. Courage, can you go see if Eustace is okay?
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164. Is everything okay, Courage?
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165. Courage! Help!
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166. Well, that's one skyscraper
that won't be scraping no skies.
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167. Help! Help!
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168. And if you want help, try new
Dilly Drops, for that aching, itchy feeling.
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169. What do I do? What do I do?
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170. The kangaroo monster
is nearly impossible to defeat.
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171. Hey, not so hard. I didn't dig up the bone.
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172. The only thing
that can defeat a kangaroo monster...
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173. is another kangaroo monster.
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174. Please deposit 25 cents
for the next five minutes...
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175. or your call will be interrupted.
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176. Hey.
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177. Some people can't take a joke.
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178. Well, a piece of the bane did chip off...
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179. during the very careful procedure
an your farmer.
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180. I was using it as a jewelry item.
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181. I could insert it into your back...
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182. but I've never done the procedure
an a dog before.
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183. There's no telling what could happen.
Na telling at all.
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184. Eustace, you really shouldn't be doing this.
it's just not neighborly.
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185. Goad. Goad recovery.
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186. Say, is that the Taj Mahal?
I've always wanted ta see the Taj Mahal.
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187. Traveling is so much fun.
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188. Oh, my. I should have taken a picture.
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189. Still breathing. Goad sign.
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190. Paris is such a beautiful city.
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191. Put Muriel dawn.
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192. Make me.
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193. Oh. "W"
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194. American swine. Bah.
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195. What's-f? Huh?
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196. Mm.
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197. Ow. Agh. Stupid dog.
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198. Muriel, I'll save you.
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199. Agh!
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200. Huh?
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201. This landmark is not zoned for the occupancy
by two kangaroo monsters.
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202. Only one allowed.
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203. Eh?
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204. What's-f?
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205. - Yummy.
- Oh, no.
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206. Oh, Courage, so good to see you.
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207. The removal of the kangaroo-monster bane
was a success.
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208. You might feel sure,
but there should be no side effects.
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209. - Na side effects at all.
- Eh!
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210. Ah-oo-g a! Ha-h a-h a.
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211. Far his genius in the appreciation
of the French pastries...
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212. I present the Legion of Honour medal
to the genius monster kangaroo.
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213. Who cares? Free fond.
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214. Stupid dog!
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