1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. Is it my imagination
or have our piles of cash gotten smaller?
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10. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, it's much smaller.
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11. We must be running out of subjects
with bland type ABXYZ again.
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12. All in favor of finding new subjects,
oink like a big fat pig.
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13. That's it, then. We find new subjects.
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14. Hohauser, start making calls.
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15. Dr. Vindaloo.
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16. I'm sorry, but it would be unethical to share
my patient's personal information with—
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17. Haw much?
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18. That much?
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19. What do you want to know?
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20. ABXYZ is a very rare bland type.
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21. I do have one patient with that bland type.
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22. Muriel Bagge?
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23. Bland type ABXYZ?
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24. Yes? Can I help you?
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25. Growth Industries would like you to participate
in cur, uh, research for science...
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26. and things like that.
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27. Growth Industries is prepared to offer you
this much money.
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28. We'll take it.
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29. New, Eustace, don't be greedy.
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30. - I'm sorry, but I've gut sewing to do.
- Mm-hm.
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31. Haw about this much?
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32. Gaah! Och!
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33. I'm sorry, but my answer is no.
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34. Have it your way.
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35. We'll be in touch.
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36. Hello?
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37. Well, okay.
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38. If you insist.
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39. The hospital wants me
to spend a few days there...
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40. so they can make sure
my spleen is hooked up right.
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41. Your spleen is hacked up fine.
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42. New, what about me fond?
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43. Still, it pays to be an the safe side.
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44. I wouldn't want my spleen ta get tangled
or whatever it is spleens do.
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45. Oh!
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46. Stupid dog.
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47. It's probably your fault her spleen is twisted.
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48. And new I've gut nothing to eat.
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49. Muriel Bagge?
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50. Na, I cannot tell you anything about her.
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51. It would be unethical
to reveal my patient's personal information.
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52. Sc please don't call me again
unless there is big bucks involved.
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53. Did I say that out laud? Ha-ha-ha.
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54. I was confused by my submarine.
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55. Muriel is in trouble.
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56. I lave my submarine. It's so pretty.
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57. Huh? "Property of Growth Industries?"
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58. Why, that double-crossing
Growth Industries.
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59. They tank Muriel after she said no.
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60. Well, I'm not putting up with this.
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61. - Mm-mm.
- If they gut Muriel, they're gonna pay.
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62. In cash.
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63. Lats of cash.
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64. Ma, what are you doing here?
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65. Oh, hello, Courage.
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66. Goad to see you.
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67. Yeah. Hi, stupid bay.
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68. I got a new job running this place.
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69. Didn't I tell you?
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70. I'm the bigwig.
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71. You never told me that.
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72. You never tell me anything.
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73. You gut Muriel in there?
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74. - Muriel who?
- Me wife.
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75. Never heard of her. Goodbye.
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76. I think you gut Muriel in there.
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77. And if you do, I want me money.
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78. Well, if you don't believe me, I'll show you.
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79. Came an, stupid bay.
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80. MA:
This is the Hair for Hunger Institute.
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81. Where we turn hair into fund
to feed hungry people.
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82. Team Hair...
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83. where we're developing
all sorts of hair spurts.
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84. Hair for Housing...
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85. where people grow their awn homes.
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86. Okay? Satisfied?
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87. Oh, sure, Ma. I believe you.
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88. Maybe Muriel has already gone home.
See you.
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89. Stupid bay.
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90. - Stupid dog.
- Huh?
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91. Here, have these collectors' item wigs
courtesy of Growth Industries.
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92. New get out of here.
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93. Hey. Nat bad.
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94. Ooh!
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95. Courage, is that you?
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96. Courage, aver here.
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97. - Oh!
- Oh, Courage.
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98. So good to see you.
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99. Get that dog.
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100. Oh, no.
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101. You stupid dog.
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102. Courage!
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103. Courage, is that you?
- Huh?
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104. Oh. "W"
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105. MA:
You stupid, snooping dog.
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106. Get away from there.
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107. Now, Courage,
come to Ma like a good doggie.
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108. Courage.
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109. I only want to pet you.
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110. I have a doggie treat.
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111. Get out of there. That's my hair.
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112. My hair. My hair is gone.
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113. I'm ugly. Ugly-
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114. ugly!
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115. Courage, are you still there?
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116. Muriel, I'll save you.
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117. Thanks, Courage.
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118. Everything was getting so fuzzy.
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119. Oh! Oh, my.
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120. This is the Fire Department.
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121. Evacuate the building.
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122. Ugly. Ugly!
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123. Ah, Courage, you're a cream rinse, you are.
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124. Huh?
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125. Eustace, what happened to you?
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126. Money.
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127. I lave my submarine. It's so pretty.
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128. ANNOUNCER". This legendary hat
was made of solid gold...
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129. and was kept
by a secret society of monks.
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130. No one has ever seen the hat.
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131. No one, except a legendary explorer...
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132. who made a map
leading to the forbidden hat of gold.
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133. Blah-blah-blah.
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134. But the map and the hat
have never been found.
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135. That explorer was this man.
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136. That's my brother.
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137. That's Hurst. Ha-ha-ha.
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138. Did you say something, Eustace?
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139. Hey, Hurst, didn't you leave me a map?
Heh-heh-heh.
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140. Get away from me.
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141. Oh. "W"
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142. I'm getting that gold hat.
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143. And I'm gonna be rich.
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144. Rich, rich, rich.
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145. But I ain't telling Muriel or that stupid dog.
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146. - Tell us what, Eustace?
- Ugh!
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147. We're going an vacation.
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148. - Oh, haw lovely.
- Yay!
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149. Eustace,
I'm beginning to think you've gone daft.
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150. The hotel is just around the corner.
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151. Oh.
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152. There it is, our hotel.
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153. Why do I get the feeling
they don't have roam service?
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154. Whomever steps inside this place
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155. Must vanity and greed erase
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156. For if you're vain, well, that's no good
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157. Signed, all of us who wear a hood
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158. "P.S.: We warned you."
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159. - Gobbledygook.
- Sounds like people...
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160. who love themselves and their money
more than anything else aren't welcome here.
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161. Big deal.
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162. I'm gonna be rich.
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163. Me, me, me. Rich, rich, rich.
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164. I lave me when I'm rich.
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165. Nat that I'm aching to know,
but what's in there?
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166. It's the, uh— It's where you check in.
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167. I'm beginning ta think
this isn't a five-star resort.
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168. What-f? Huh?
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169. Bingo.
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170. Oh. "W"
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171. It's beautiful.
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172. I'd sure look good wearing that hat.
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173. Eustace, Eustace, Eustace!
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174. Ha-ha! Ow!
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175. - Can't you read? "Dc not touch."
- Nape.
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176. Ha, ha, ha.
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177. New see what you went and dune, Eustace?
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178. Eh?
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179. Uhn!
OOf!
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180. Oh, what naughty people you are.
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181. You shouldn't ought to have touched
the Golden Hat.
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182. Didn't read our sign, did you?
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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183. Yaah!
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184. This will go a lot better for you
if you tell us where you hid the hat.
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185. You're bluffing, you bunch of hippies.
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186. Okay.
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187. You better give up the hat
or one of you is gonna be sacrificed.
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188. You have one minute to think it aver.
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189. They ain't sacrificing no one.
Lousy, stinking, lying hippies.
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190. - They sounded pretty serious to me.
- Mm-hm.
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191. Eh. They're just blowing smoke.
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192. Where is that hat anyway?
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193. Hat? What hat?
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194. Time's up.
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195. Eustace.
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196. Fakers. Hippie fakers.
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197. We warned you.
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198. Eustace, do something.
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199. They're bluffing, I'm telling you.
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200. Bluffing hippies.
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201. You should have paid attention ta the poem.
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202. What are you trying to do, get him mad?
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203. Stupid dog. Stupid hippies.
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204. The poem, the poem, the poem.
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205. Whomever steps inside this place
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206. Must vanity and greed erase
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207. Sounds like people who lave themselves
and their money more than anything else...
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208. aren't welcome here.
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209. Och.
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210. Oh. "W"
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211. Muriel, I'll save you.
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212. Thanks, Mr. Mouse.
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213. Na prob.
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214. Och. Ahh.
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215. That's a fine and fancy coat you gut there.
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216. Nice coat.
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217. That is a coat!
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218. Eh. Could use some alterations.
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219. You think I'd look good in that coat?
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220. Oh, it's slimming.
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221. I'll take one.
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222. Wonderful quality.
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223. Does it came in mauve?
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224. Oh, Courage, it's so good to see you.
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225. We were warned
that vanity would be our undoing.
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226. But who cares? Don't I look gorgeous?
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227. Well, Courage, it goes to show you.
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228. If someone takes the time
to etch a poem on a plaque...
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229. you'd better take it seriously,
especially if it rhymes.
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230. I just hope Eustace made it out okay.
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231. What's-f? Huh?
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232. I lave me when I'm rich.
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233. Stupid hat.
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234. Stupid dog.
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