1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
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9. The lottery jackpot is bigger than ever,
and we'll find out who wins tomorrow.
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10. That's gonna be me.
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11. Me, me, me.
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12. Bonjour.
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13. I am Le Quack.
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14. I make repairs to the television machines.
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15. I fix your television, oui?
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16. Sorry, but our television isn't broken.
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17. Call me when—
I mean, if your television goes...
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18. uh, haw do you say, kablaaey.
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19. We don't want any.
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20. Maybe we should call that TV repairman.
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21. We don't need to pay no repairman.
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22. Eustace, I don't think
you should be playing with it.
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23. I ain't playing.
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24. I know exactly what I'm—
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25. What'd you do with that repairman's card'?
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26. I cannot work like this. Shun, shun.
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27. Ga, uh... Haw you say, away.
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28. Cw!
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29. Na peeking.
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30. Cw!
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31. Oh!
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32. What a lovely stick.
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33. Eustace, why don't you go play fetch
with Courage?
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34. I ain't playing no fetch with no—
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35. Wait a minute. That stick ain't no stick.
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36. It's half of our antenna.
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37. Stupid dog brake the antenna.
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38. And stay out.
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39. Le job is fini.
La television is better than new.
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40. Yeah, and I bet you wanna get paid.
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41. Oh, yes, indeed.
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42. In time.
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43. Hey, Muriel, the TV looks great.
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44. Sc clear, so sharp, so lifelike.
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45. Huh?
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46. Duck is good. Dog is bad.
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47. - Duck good. Dog bad.
- Uh... Ehh...
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48. Duck. Dog.
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49. Get rid of dog.
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50. Eustace, don't you think it's time
we let Courage back in the house?
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51. I am going to play fetch with le dog.
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52. Well, isn't that a lovely surprise?
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53. Oh, my, Eustace was right.
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54. The picture is so clear, so sharp, so lifelike.
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55. Oh!
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56. Oh...
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57. - Oh, no.
Hello, puppy.
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58. - Huh?
- Let's play fetch.
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59. Like this.
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60. Good PUPPY-
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61. Le Quack is good.
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62. Le law is bad.
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63. Le Quack magnifique.
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64. Le law, not so much.
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65. Well, howdy, haw do you do?
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66. Must be slick. Must be slippery.
Must be smooth.
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67. Le Quack wants lottery money.
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68. Get lottery money for Le Quack.
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69. Huh?
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70. Well, howdy, haw do you do?
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71. Golly, a clown.
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72. Goad one. You gut me.
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73. Och.
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74. Excuse me, clown ma'am, but didn't that
sound like someone in a wet suit coming out...
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75. of the ladies' room inside the building?
- No.
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76. Oh. Whoa! Ha-ha! Hey!
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77. Hey. Oh, look at that.
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78. Must be slick.
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79. Must be slippery.
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80. Must be smooth.
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81. Hey. Whoa.
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82. Didn't that sound like someone in a wetsuit
taking a bag of money?
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83. - Na.
- Oh.
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84. Wasn't that the alarm going off while someone
in a wet suit walks out with a bag of money?
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85. Nope.
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86. Well, howdy, haw do you do?
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87. Nothing unusual here.
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88. Except for that trail of money.
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89. Fallow that cash.
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90. Yes, the celebration.
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91. She is to begin in five, four, three, two...
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92. Bonjour, les big bucks.
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93. Hmm.
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94. You pesky little dog. I thought I got rid of you.
What have you done with Ia money?
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95. Ouch! Ooh-la-la.
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96. I have you new, you dirty little dog.
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97. Haw annoying.
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98. Uh-oh.
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99. Oh, Le Quack.
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100. Sc we gut you at last.
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101. Goad work, dog.
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102. And the winner of the Nowhere Lottery...
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103. is number 12345.
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104. Heh?
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105. I'm rich. Ha-ha. I'm rich.
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106. I'm rich. I'm rich.
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107. Unfortunately,
due to a burglary earlier today...
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108. the lottery is down to 17 cents.
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109. Rotten TV.
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110. They have not heard the last of Le Quack.
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111. You call getting chased
by a lunatic snowman scary? You twit.
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112. Getting shaved head to toe by a mad barber
frightened you?
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113. You insect.
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114. Getting chased by a she-demon underwater
got you rattled?
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115. Snowflake.
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116. What are these, your memoirs?
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117. You flesh creatures are such pathetic mice.
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118. If I could get around, I'd show all of you
what can be done without fear.
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119. Oh, yeah? Everything you say
bounces off me and sticks to you.
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120. Now, hold it Don't hit that butto-
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121. New, new, Courage.
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122. It's only a little storm.
Nothing ta be scared of.
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123. Let's go back to sleep.
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124. Eustace, could you go see
who's at the dour?
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125. Oh...
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126. We don't want any.
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127. Wha—? Who the heck are you? Aah!
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128. Now I will show the world
the difference between courage and fear.
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129. Yes, yes. I'm free.
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130. Stupid body.
I need a better one, with more meat.
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131. What is it, Courage?
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132. Is Eustace okay?
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133. Yes, yes.
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134. New, this is a body.
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135. Okay, 'fraidy dog,
new I'll show you haw it's all dune.
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136. It's a daring feat never before attempted.
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137. Hey, stupid dog...
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138. "some stupid lady is gonna get shat
through the stupid moan to Mars.
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139. Oh, no.
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140. ANNOUNCER'.
She's fearless. She's amazing.
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141. She's Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
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142. Na!
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143. Hey. Hey, wait.
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144. Before you go, get me the remote control.
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145. Stupid dog.
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146. Had to came and see
what true courage looks like, eh, twerp?
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147. Only Mega Muriel the Magnificent
would attempt such a feat...
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148. while wearing a fur hat.
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149. Heh-heh. That's some woman.
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150. Hey, that Mega lady's doing something
real freaky now.
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151. Huh?
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152. You'd think that getting shot through the moon
to Mars wearing a fur hat would be enough...
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153. but not for fearless
Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
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154. New she's waiting an the San Andreas Fault
for an earthquake.
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155. Ready to dive in
when the ground starts racking and rolling.
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156. There it is, the quake
we've all been hoping far.
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157. And in goes Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
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158. Oh...
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159. You...
Look how scared you are.
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160. Ooh!
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161. New that mega dame's going skiing...
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162. off the top of the Empire State Building
and into a sewer.
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163. Ooh...
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164. I just don't understand you.
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165. You're scared of your shadow...
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166. yet you feel the need to risk your life
to try to stop me.
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167. - People are such puzzles.
- Oh!
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168. Dog, dog, over here.
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169. Listen, dog,
I know we've had our difficult moments...
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170. but, well, it's not like I'm scared
or anything.
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171. It's just that if there's an electrical surge,
I could crash, you know.
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172. Get wiped. Zippo.
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173. And with this being a power plant and all...
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174. just be a good pup
and help me get out of here.
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175. Hurry.
Nat that I'm frightened, you understand?
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176. It's amazing.
The dog came flying out of the power plant.
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177. What a show! Haw did it feel?
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178. Mega Muriel, haw did you ever came up
with this outstanding stunt?
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179. Nat only does Mega Muriel
have buns of steel...
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180. but she also has a heart of gold. Oh!
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181. Gah! Stupid Mega woman,
picking up a stupid dog.
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182. Don't worry, dog.
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183. I'm done being human.
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184. It's baring.
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185. Who's that, huh? I'm hungry.
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186. You flesh creatures are dull.
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187. Dull, dull, dull.
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188. You can have your Muriel back.
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189. Courage, your memoirs are extraordinary.
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190. Sc entertaining.
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191. But haw does it end?
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192. Hmm.
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193. Courage, that's lovely.
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194. - You're such a good writer.
- Mm-hm.
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195. Blah, blah, blah. Haw stupid.
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196. Stupid dog!
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