Courage the Cowardly Dog 2x13

Directed by John R. Dilworth

The lottery is about to be announced, and Le Quack arrives.

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1. We interrupt this program to bring you Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!

2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!

3. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives

4. in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bags!

5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.

6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

7. Stupid dog!

8. You made me look bad!

9. My reputation.

10. I am Dr. Jarlost, the greatest unhappy scientist who ever lived.

11. And I want 33 and a third billion dollars for my unhappy cannonball project.

12. If

13. you don't fund my project, I'll use your city as research.

14. And that will make the people very... unhappy.

15. Big deal!

16. They're already unhappy!

17. We just raised the taxes!

18. The next time you try and bamboozle us, you'll be thrown in a clique!

19. Now beat it!

20. Fools!

21. I'll show them!

22. We've been bamboozled!

23. That's correct, Mayor.

24. If we don't pay up, we're next!

25. Okay, pay the madman!

26. Oh, Courage, my secret recipe for happy plums will make anything happy!

27. Don't be smelled delicious!

28. Put a

29. little sour cream in each, will you, Courage?

30. Paper!

31. Where's my newspaper?

32. They're supposed to be here this morning!

33. What kind of paper are they running?

34. Gosh!

35. Oh, don't worry, Eustace.

36. I'm sure it's on the way.

37. You'll feel better after you've had some of my happy plums.

38. I don't want any happy plums.

39. I want the paper!

40. And there's nothing good on television either.

41. Courage, did you eat all of our happy plums?

42. That's okay, Courage.

43. There's plenty more.

44. My goodness, I should put vinegar in all my recipes.

45. Here we go.

46. Come quick.

47. There's a special report on TV.

48. Earlier today, the city of Nowhere fell under attack from an unknown tower.

49. So that's all the news for today.

50. Blah, blah, blah.

51. Who cares?

52. I want my paper.

53. I just have to get it myself.

54. Eustace, it sounds awfully dangerous.

55. What about your happy plums?

56. What's the good of having all the money in

57. the world if it doesn't bring any happiness?

58. And if I'm not happy, no one deserves to be happy.

59. Rad?

60. Rad.

61. Come here, Rad.

62. Give me a hug.

63. It always calms me down.

64. You call this a hug?

65. You're not even trying.

66. If you can't give me a real hug, then get away from me.

67. Get out!

68. All right, Jollost.

69. You have your money.

70. Now return these miserable people of Nowhere back to happy, miserable people.

71. Tomorrow.

72. Maybe tomorrow.

73. Or maybe... never.

74. We had a deal, Jollost.

75. Well, the money didn't make me feel any better.

76. And if I'm not feeling good, no one is.

77. So there.

78. Jollost, you... Who does he think he is?

79. People are so selfish.

80. They only think of themselves.

81. Come on, Ratty.

82. I'll give you another chance.

83. How about that hug?

84. Stupid, dumb newspaper.

85. No newspapers.

86. No newspapers.

87. That's just a bunch of lazy monkeys.

88. Get that kind of junk out of the way!

89. Rat.

90. Who is that?

91. You didn't miss one, did you?

92. You missed one.

93. There's a happy person.

94. Lousy, stupid hippies.

95. Well, if there's one happy person, there's more than one.

96. And this time, I expect you to get him.

97. Thank goodness you're back.

98. Did you get your paper?

99. Nope.

100. Lazy monkeys don't make paper.

101. And some stupid kids park their jeep right in the middle of the road.

102. How lovely.

103. Would you like your happy plums now?

104. College, will you stop running around?

105. You'll walk in the house.

106. Huh?

107. Eustace, look out!

108. Goodness!

109. Lousy teenagers.

110. He must be immune to emotions.

111. Hit the round woman.

112. Muriel, this is no time for a nap.

113. I think we got them.

114. Now we can go back to bed and hug.

115. Well, let's have some of those happy plums.

116. Here,

117. she likes you best.

118. Feed her.

119. Aah!

120. Chew!

121. Chew!

122. Chew!

123. Chew!

124. Chew!

125. Mmm!

126. Ooh!

127. Thank you, guys.

128. Yay!

129. Looks

130. like you got a plan.

131. Mm-hmm.

132. Just keep me out of it.

133. Here's the pizza you ordered.

134. Twenty bucks.

135. That stupid dog was right.

136. That's the easiest twenty bucks I've ever had.

137. Never made.

138. Pizza?

139. What pizza?

140. I didn't order any pizza.

141. Get away from me.

142. I

143. had a plan to make anything happy.

144. I bet you thought you would come in here and do something very heroic, right?

145. Mm-hmm.

146. I'll tell you why.

147. I'll turn your grandmother back to normal.

148. If you can guess what this four-letter word is before the cannon goes off.

149. Okay.

150. Let's play.

151. Oh!

152. No.

153. No.

154. No.

155. See?

156. No.

157. Arf!

158. No arf.

159. Okay!

160. Oh!

161. Sorry.

162. No K.

163. Without only five bucks each.

164. Eh?

165. No.

166. Want to buy another one?

167. Oh?

168. Oh, yeah.

169. That's five for the egg and ten for the two oats.

170. That makes fifteen.

171. What's the problem?

172. I mean...

173. Will you shut up?

174. One oh five bucks.

175. Two oh ten bucks.

176. The vowels cost you fifteen bucks.

177. Those are the rules.

178. Now I suppose you'll want your change.

179. Oh, this is so embarrassing.

180. Are you really going to need it?

181. Well, give me a moment.

182. Oh.

183. Here it is.

184. There you go.

185. Arf.

186. Boom.

187. You cheated.

188. Arf!

189. Don't

190. you take the stairs.

191. It's much easier.

192. You stupid dog.

193. That's what I tell them all the time.

194. You stupid dog.

195. You stupid dog.

196. Arf!

197. I found me mallet.

198. Arf!

199. Stupid dog.

200. Arf!

201. Oh.

202. Courage?

203. Yes!

204. What should I do in here?

205. Oh my God!

206. Oh.

207. What's this?

208. Plum.

209. My favorite.

210. What is this?

211. I've never felt so happy.

212. It's my secret recipe for happy plums.

213. Arf!

214. Come here, Arf!

215. Give me a hug.

216. Courage!

217. Isn't that the coziest picture you ever did see?

218. This is so embarrassing.

219. You stupid dog!