1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me luck bad.
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9. Ah. Everything lined up.
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10. I think so.
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11. Huh?
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12. I'm gonna make a satellite fall, you foal.
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13. Ah. It's dune. Luck.
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14. I invent extra toe.
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15. I can make you different.
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16. Och! Na.
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17. I don't think so. I fix.
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18. Na!
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19. I don't think so. Supposed to be buffalo.
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20. Don't know how,
but I go back and work on problem.
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21. Should be buffalo.
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22. Fly, I don't think so.
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23. Oh, snap. General, satellite coming dawn.
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24. What? Another one?
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25. But at least this one's not headed
for Atlanta.
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26. Where's it coming dawn?
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27. Nowhere, Kansas.
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28. Goad. Na one lives in Nowhere.
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29. Na one, no haw.
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30. Look, nobody can know about this.
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31. Hush-hush priority, or it's our gulf carts.
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32. We should get the license plate off the satellite
so it can't be traced ta us.
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33. Goad thinking. Rev up the truck.
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34. By the way, nice sacks.
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35. Orion.
- Right.
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36. WEATHERMAN.
Yes, plenty of sunshine today.
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37. Ick! A fly. I hate flies.
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38. Get off my nose.
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39. Stubborn, eh?
Well, I gut something for you.
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40. Na fly gets away from my trusty swatter.
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41. - Unh!
Eustace, have you last your mind?
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42. Why'd you put your face there?
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43. Disgusting fly. Can't stand them.
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44. I don't know why I'm doing this, but I like it.
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45. See haw this fixes you.
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46. Ooh!
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47. You have last your mind.
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48. Big deal.
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49. Ha! I gut you this time.
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50. Muriel, your face keeps getting in the way.
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51. Oh!
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52. Ugh. You ruined my good flypaper.
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53. Eustace, put my face back where it belongs
or it's cold cuts for dinner.
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54. Oh, you are cheeky.
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55. Och. Ah.
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56. OW! What did Ida?
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57. Eustace, what a lovely sculpture of Courage.
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58. - I didn't know you were talented.
- What?
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59. Huh?
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60. Ha, ha! I finally gut you.
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61. Na!
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62. Smash the fly.
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63. Disgusting fly.
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64. General, satellite coming dawn.
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65. Huh?
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66. Where is it coming dawn?
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67. According ta calculations, the satellite
is going ta fall an that house aver there.
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68. - Oh, no.
- I thought you said no one lives there.
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69. - You said that.
- You want me to take back...
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70. - ... what I said about your sacks?
- Na, sir.
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71. - Well, then.
- I'll evacuate the house.
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72. No, you won't.
Then people will know about the satellite.
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73. - Who lives there'?
- An old man, his wife, and a dog.
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74. Who's gonna miss them?
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75. - When's the thing going to hit?
- Uh, five minutes, give or take.
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76. - So there's no way to save this thing?
- Nope, not unless you're tiny.
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77. And could fly. And you were inside the thing
and could change its course.
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78. - But that ain't gonna happen.
Nat likely.
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79. - Orlon, huh'?
- Yes, sir.
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80. Hmm.
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81. What do I do? What do I do?
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82. Ooh!
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83. Aw, what a friendly little fly.
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84. Let me give you some sugar.
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85. Oh.
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86. Oh. "W"
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87. What's-J Eh?
Oh.
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88. Courage? Courage, is that you?
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89. Oh, luck, Eustace.
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90. It's Courage. He's a fly.
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91. Stupid dog fly.
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92. What happened?
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93. I made you different.
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94. Ha. It work. I told you, you foals.
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95. I think so. Ha, ha.
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96. Okay, where's my swatter?
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97. Haw can you think about swatting Courage
at a time like this?
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98. The only thing worse than a fly is a dog fly.
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99. Where's my swatter?
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100. That satellite almost hit the house.
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101. Ah, it didn't even came close.
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102. Oh. "W"
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103. Stupid dog fly.
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104. Courage, do you think there's a way ta get
Eustace back dawn ta Earth anytime scan?
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105. I don't think so. You foal.
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106. Second place. Second place.
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107. I'm quite tired of second place.
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108. Second place is no place
as far as I'm concerned.
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109. This year,
I will win the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest.
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110. First prize will be mine.
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111. Yes, yes, with my mutant jam,
I shall finally defeat her.
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112. Mm. Heavenly.
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113. Mm-hm.
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114. Ah, Courage, you did a beautiful jab
with the apples.
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115. Mm-hm.
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116. The caramel's just about ready for dipping.
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117. I'm sure we're going to win
the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest...
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118. first prize like always.
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119. Huh? Aah!
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120. Stupid water.
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121. Mm. Mm.
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122. Courage, could you get that
while I start cleaning up?
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123. New, Courage, that's not very polite.
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124. Shutting the dour an a guest.
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125. See? You've gotten it mad.
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126. - Oh, my.
- Oh, no.
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127. Courage! Help! Help!
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128. I hope that's the sound of a dinner
getting made in there.
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129. Courage! Help!
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130. Hey, I don't hear any dinner getting cocked.
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131. Muriel, I'm hungry.
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132. What's-f? Huh?
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133. Welcome to Katz Kandy.
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134. I'm Katz.
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135. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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136. Oh!
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137. So good of you to come.
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138. I hope you found my jam tasty.
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139. What do you want with us?
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140. You see, dear lady and dog...
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141. it's been my misfortune
to place second year after year...
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142. in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest.
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143. Sad, isn't it?
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144. If it's the secret ingredient...
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145. in my caramel-coated apples you're wanting,
you're out of luck.
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146. Yes, well...
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147. we'll see about that.
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148. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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149. Oh.
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150. Feeling a little strung out?
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151. Dc you expect me ta tell you
my secret ingredient?
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152. Is that what you're wanting?
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153. Yes.
And if you don't, I'm afraid I'll pull this...
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154. and that will pull you.
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155. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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156. Huh?
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157. Mm.
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158. Talk or get taffied. Huh?
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159. Where's my dinner?
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160. Hey, that's Muriel's boat.
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161. But it looks good on you.
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162. Ga an, Courage. You gut him.
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163. Get away from me.
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164. Keep it up, Courage. You can do it.
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165. My dear bay, this has became tan easy.
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166. Haw about a little spat of spurt
before you go bye-bye?
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167. Eyes bothering you, dear bay?
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168. Lucks like you're ready to blink.
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169. Blink, blink, blink.
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170. Blink, blink.
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171. Blink.
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172. Ooga-booga-booga!
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173. Stupid dog. I'm hungry.
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174. I'm afraid you lose.
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175. But— But— But— But—
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176. - Aah!
- Good bye.
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177. Ouch!
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178. New, aren't you sweet?
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179. Muriel!
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180. What are you doing not making me dinner?
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181. What are you walking around
without your boot for?
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182. First of all, I'm not walking.
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183. I'm hanging aver a vat of taffy
and about to get pulled.
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184. And second, get me dawn!
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185. Things a guy does to get dinner.
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186. Didn't used to be this way. Na, sirree.
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187. Time was, a guy could get his dinner.
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188. Leaving so scan?
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189. Won't you stay for dessert?
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190. Muriel, I'll save you.
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191. Tell me your secret ingredient
or your husband is taffy.
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192. Na! Na!
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193. Phew.
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194. Courage, you're such a brave candy ball,
you are.
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195. You saved the day.
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196. Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah.
Where's my dinner?
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197. What is the secret ingredient?
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198. If you must know, it's vinegar.
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199. I use it in all my recipes.
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200. Vinegar? Vinegar?
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201. It's vinegar.
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202. First prize
in the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest...
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203. goes to Muriel Bagge...
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204. for the 43rd year in a row.
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205. Sad, isn't it?
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206. Stupid dog.
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