Courage the Cowardly Dog 2x11

Directed by John R. Dilworth

After being turned into a fly, Courage overhears military personnel discussing a satellite plunging to Earth.

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1. We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show!

2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog!

3. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives

4. in the middle of nowhere with her husband Eustace Bags!

5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.

6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!

7. You made me look bad!

8. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

9. Aaaaah!

10. What?

11. Are we okay?

12. But for the fractal thorax, the ruptured rostrum, and the treaded forewing,

13. not to mention a nasty swelling in most of my ankles, I'm fine.

14. We'd better take her home and make sure you're okay.

15. We live just up the road.

16. Muriel!

17. Muriel!

18. Get your food-making mitts back into this truck and let's go home!

19. I was just going to make dinner.

20. Why don't you join us?

21. I don't want to impose, although I am feeling a tad peaked.

22. I'm a weevil, actually.

23. A jeeves weevil.

24. I've never heard of a jeeves weevil.

25. Commonly known as the butter bug, madam.

26. We live to serve.

27. Grrr!

28. Allow me.

29. Thanks.

30. I'm not used to such treatment.

31. My dear lady, you should be print, plumped, and pampered, dainy.

32. Oh!

33. Oh, my!

34. Blah, blah, blah.

35. Whoever serves pie, serves pie.

36. A hard-working man such as yourself deserves the biggest piece of the pie.

37. Blah, blah, blah.

38. Eh?

39. Yeah, that's right.

40. Bugs got a good head on his... whatever he's got there under his head.

41. Mr. Weaver, would you like some watermelon with your pie?

42. Watermelon?

43. Thank you.

44. Yes.

45. Oh, goodness me.

46. I must have been hungrier than I thought.

47. You're good, huh?

48. Oh, yeah.

49. Ah, me.

50. I haven't felt this relaxed in years.

51. A hard-working gentleman such as yourself.

52. Needn't suffer the slings and arrows of aches and pains.

53. You're all right, but...

54. I could use a nap.

55. Yeah.

56. Ooh.

57. Relaxed.

58. Stupid dog.

59. I'll take in his trousers.

60. I do say I'm quite nimble with the thimble.

61. I studied at the Tailoring Academy at Stitch on Time.

62. Lady,

63. I've drawn you a bath.

64. I took the liberty of adding aromatherapy oils and

65. mineral salts, fresh from Madagascar and the Nile Valley.

66. It's like going to a spa.

67. Whatever can we do to repay you for such a wonderful

68. treatment, especially after we hit you with our truck?

69. Your happiness is all the thanks I need.

70. Well, at least spend the night.

71. I don't want to impose, although I am feeling a might-weary.

72. Yeah.

73. Courage,

74. that lovely bath got me very sleepy.

75. Let's talk in the morning.

76. Oh, no!

77. Hey, what's to eat?

78. Hey!

79. You say you don't look so well.

80. Maybe you should go outside for some fishing.

81. Now, Courage, no need to worry.

82. You'll have your turn.

83. I'm sorry, my lady, but I don't do, dawg.

84. You

85. call an exterminator?

86. That's the way, sugar.

87. Love the camera.

88. It loves you.

89. Give her the pint.

90. Look at it.

91. A supermodel.

92. Now, Courage, that's not very civilised.

93. Quite right.

94. If you have an issue with my behaviour, may I suggest we settle this, like gentlemen?

95. Okay.

96. In this competition, we'll find out who can ingest the most awful food.

97. But I warn you, I'm an expert at eating foul stuff, you know.

98. Started at the Bad Taste Academy at Mould on Crumpet.

99. Okay, then.

100. Let's start with boiled broccoli, shall we?

101. Now, old rancid boiled broccoli.

102. Old rancid boiled broccoli that I've had between my toes for a week.

103. Ha!

104. Good sport, old dawg.

105. But we all can't be winners.

106. Looks as if I'm staying, but I do feel that I have room for a little dessert.

107. Uh-oh.

108. Yes!

109. I had no idea how thin I'd gotten.

110. I couldn't eat another bite.

111. Thanks for nursing me back to my old self again.

112. And you had such a good idea.

113. You seemed useless as soil.

114. I just hope he grows back to his old self.

115. I'm hungry.

116. Where's that pie-serb and weevil?

117. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.

118. Ah, the power of doing the housework.

119. Eustace.

120. Sorry, you had the pile upside down.

121. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.

122. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.

123. Arms in, shoulders back, bend over backwards.

124. Muriel, you folded me close too tight.

125. What are you trying to do to me?

126. I didn't do anything different.

127. Just the usual wash and fluff and fold.

128. Must be the new detergent I'm using.

129. Beautiful.

130. A good sign to make an old woman look young again.

131. Ain't nothin' gonna make you look young again.

132. So just give me my shoes.

133. Here you are, Krabby.

134. Who needs them polished anyway?

135. Just gonna get scuffed.

136. Stupid as showerin'!

137. What are you trying to do to me?

138. Next time you want to blow up my shoes, take them out back.

139. But I shined them just like always.

140. Maybe they changed the shoe polish formula.

141. There it is for you, Eustace.

142. I steamed it and blocked it, like always.

143. Thanks.

144. Must be something new they're putting in the steam.

145. I ain't eatin' your food.

146. What are you sayin', Eustace?

147. I'm sayin' that after I've been folded, blown up, and eaten by chickens,

148. I gotta think you got something against me.

149. I'd never do anything bad to you, Eustace.

150. What do you call this?

151. Can't feel safe in your own home anymore.

152. You don't think I'm doin' anything mean to Eustace, do you, Krabby?

153. I don't know, Ma.

154. I think she's angry at me or something.

155. I don't know why.

156. I am the perfect husband.

157. Gotta go now.

158. Eustace, are you okay?

159. Nope.

160. You probably loosened the chandelier when you

161. were dusting it so it would fall on me head.

162. Don't be daft.

163. We don't even own a chandelier.

164. You must have hung it up while I was talkin' on the phone.

165. Well, I never...

166. I got me a mail order degree in psychology therapy.

167. And I'm gonna help you with what's-her - name workout your problems, you stupid boy.

168. Time for therapy.

169. Let's get this marriage off the rocks and out to sea.

170. How much is three plus seven?

171. Why is the sky blue?

172. Excuse me?

173. Your marriage is dead as dust.

174. Make sure you keep the house, because I gotta move out of that trailer.

175. This shouldn't come into my hole when upset things like this.

176. That's it.

177. I'm gonna go sit in my truck where it's safe.

178. There's somethin' very strange goin' on around here.

179. Whatever you're up to, it ain't gonna work.

180. Unless you cut me in for half.

181. Come on, cottage.

182. We've got better things to do with a misintersection nonsense.

183. Somethin' very, very strange goin' on around here.

184. Some therapist, geez.

185. If only we had someone here who could really help.

186. You want to be a licensed therapist?

187. A twit like you?

188. Okay, don't get testy.

189. I happen to be certified too certified.

190. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.

191. One, how do you spell, our time is up, pay me lots of money?

192. There's no Q in Cincinnati.

193. Twerp.

194. Next question.

195. If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two

196. apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

197. No.

198. Don't be shouting at me.

199. One after the same thing.

200. Yeah, so what's your game, flimsy?

201. I am the wither big fish, caught back from the great

202. beyond, to destroy the marriage of the plump one.

203. I just came back from the trailer park.

204. I am getting revenge because the plump one's great-great aunt ruined my marriage

205. by feeding my husband to the Loch Ness Monster.

206. That'll bust up a marriage really good.

207. That it'll do, and that's why I've come, to make the

208. farmer think that his wife is trying to do him in.

209. Me too?

210. Yeah, fun, isn't it?

211. Congratulations.

212. You are now a fully licensed therapist.

213. Word of advice.

214. Just keep nodding and don't say anything.

215. Answer Western Civilization Crumbles.

216. I

217. see a beautiful butterfly who only wants to make her husband happy.

218. I see a woman hitting a guy on the head with a frying pan.

219. Then I'll put steel wool in his underwear.

220. How do you feel about a big, hungry snake coming out of me's toothpaste tube?

221. You are like...

222. How could you think I would ever try to hurt you?

223. Okay, so we got the lobsters, the steel wool, the snake.

224. We need nothing else.

225. I can conjure tiny fingernail eating termites.

226. What about his soap?

227. Stupid boy.

228. I guess it all started with me mom.

229. She never liked me.

230. Great.

231. His fingers explode.

232. Then he'll have to kick her out.

233. Okay, Muriel.

234. I'll give you another chance.

235. I'm so glad.

236. Wait.

237. I sense a disturbance in the first.

238. Thank you, Dr. Courage.

239. You're a brilliant therapist, John.

240. Yay!

241. Pathetic.

242. You're such a stupid boy.

243. I'm the only therapist up right here.

244. Pick her up.

245. She's no good for you.

246. You don't know what you're saying.

247. Yeah.

248. I suppose you like the lobster.

249. She's stuck in your pants.

250. What?

251. It ain't me, Eustace.

252. I'm not doing this.

253. Courage, you stupid dog.

254. Get away from her.

255. Mr. Dog.

256. I see a bare old woman with a bad wig who's in a lot of pain.

257. It all started out years ago.

258. With my mother's mother's anti-grazilda.

259. She was a cruel woman.

260. Made us all miserable.

261. She once even threw some guy into the Loch Ness.

262. The monster ate him.

263. Stupid boy.

264. It was your great great aunt, Dr. Chubby Ones.

265. That's right.

266. Now leave me alone.

267. I'm getting therapy, you stupid ghost.

268. Uh-oh.

269. Sorry.

270. Our time is up.

271. Here's my bill.

272. I feel so inadequate.

273. The tea's too hot.

274. What are you trying to do, burn my lips off my face?

275. And my shoes?

276. They're smudged.

277. Can't you polish them right?

278. Good to have everything back to normal, isn't it?

279. Stupid dog!