1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dog! You made me luck bad.
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9. Huh?
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10. Needs salt.
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11. Eustace, if you'd get me a vacuum cleaner,
we wouldn't have all this dust.
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12. We don't need no vacuum.
You just ain't sweeping right.
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13. - I have got the answer to your workaday woes.
- You do'?
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14. Allow me the honor, sir,
of cleaning your soup.
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15. My soup's fine. Go away.
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16. Nat bad. Still needs salt, though.
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17. Allow meta ask you a few questions...
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18. ta help fix you up
with the perfect vacuum for your needs.
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19. - Da you have mold allergies?
- Well, usually, I—
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20. If two trains leave Chicago at 9 a.m.,
do you snare?
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21. Have itchy eyes?
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22. - Mister—
- Actually, it's "doctor."
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23. Dr. Gerbil. But my friends call me Lulu Mae.
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24. Dr. Gerbil, if you don't mind me asking,
these questions, I mean-f?
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25. What in blazes
are you asking all this junk for?
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26. Science, my friends. It's science.
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27. New, are you all alone here...
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28. and far from police
or other law-enforcement officials?
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29. Okay, new,
according to my careful figuring...
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30. this here beauty
is the vacuum-cleaning machine for you.
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31. Help! Help!
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32. Get me out of here! Hey!
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33. Hey! ls anybody out there? Help!
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34. Think a moment and give a listen
to haw smooth this machine sounds.
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35. Madam, this fine machine is all yours.
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36. Oh. "W"
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37. I'm so happy, I could clean.
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38. Don't worry, I've gut it all under central.
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39. - Everything's gonna be fine now.
- Huh?
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40. Are you feeling relaxed?
- Oh, yes.
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41. Goad. New, them...
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42. You're free now. Finally free.
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43. Oh. "W"
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44. Haw do we get out of here?
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45. Let me lay the ground rules for you.
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46. This is my half of the lint.
That's your half of the lint.
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47. Remember that,
and we won't have no trouble.
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48. The things I do for lave.
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49. Hey, can anyone hear me? Courage?
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50. It's my lint. You don't touch my lint.
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51. It's mine, all mine.
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52. - Oh, my.
- This is where they get you.
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53. I've seen worse makeovers an TV.
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54. Yes, y'all seem like mighty fine subjects.
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55. I'm gonna experiment on you
with some of my newest products.
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56. You know, get the bugs out.
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57. Gonna be fun.
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58. What's the matter with you?
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59. Haven't you ever seen a lady before?
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60. They're doing terrible things aver there.
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61. Terrible.
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62. But they ain't getting my lint.
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63. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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64. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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65. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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66. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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67. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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68. Tan much fiber.
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69. I'm getting closer.
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70. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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71. Oh. "W"
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72. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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73. Ooh!
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74. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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75. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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76. It's Doc Gerbil's-
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77. Na!
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78. - Doc Gerbil's world
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79. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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80. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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81. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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82. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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83. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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84. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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85. I'll be back scan.
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86. New, don't you be getting tan frisky, hear?
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87. Oh, Courage, so good to see you.
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88. Can't you see I'm busy? Stupid dog.
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89. Shh.
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90. He'!-
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91. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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92. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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93. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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94. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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95. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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96. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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97. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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98. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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99. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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100. Courage, you saved us again.
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101. - You're a wonder, you are.
- Mm-hm.
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102. It's my lint.
- What's—? Huh?
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103. You don't touch my lint. It's mine, all mine.
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104. It's Doc Gerbil's world
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105. Oh, Courage, you gut the mail.
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106. It's an offer for a time-share.
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107. All we have to do is take a little trip.
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108. Okay, naptime is over, you twits.
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109. Hey, what did Ida?
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110. Darn this racket.
Can't get any picture an the TV.
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111. The following information is classified...
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112. not to mention vital to the security
and future of the human race.
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113. - Thank you.
- Blah, blah, blah.
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114. I think the man with the shiny buttons
has something important ta tell us.
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115. - H u h?
- And Godspeed.
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116. Oh. "W"
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117. Haw do you change the channel
an this thing?
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118. Don't you dolts
speak English? The sun is about to go out.
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119. You have to fix it.
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120. Everything you need
is in that briefcase over there.
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121. Seems like a lat of trouble to go through
for a time-share.
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122. That's haw they get you.
Gotta read the fine print.
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123. If you don't fix the sun,
it'll glow bright red, then it goes out.
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124. Big deal.
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125. Well, if someone's going to fix the sun,
it might as well be us, I suppose.
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126. Everyone, just shut up.
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127. So do get the sun fixed
before the clock hits zero, you twits.
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128. No, no, you
space monkey. Press shift and then enter.
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129. Ha, ha. I get them with that every time.
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130. Uh...
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131. Oh, what the-f?
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132. Okay, rocket boy...
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133. "double-click the icon
that looks like a little doggy.
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134. Ha. You are gullible.
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135. Hey, give me back my hat.
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136. Lousy space toilet.
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137. What a filthy spaceship this is.
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138. Och!
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139. Oh, Eustace, you space thing, you.
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140. Lousy, stinking tube fond.
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141. Hey, not bad.
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142. - Birds.
- Ahh, you're seeing things.
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143. More turkey in a tube.
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144. Halifax.
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145. Mamba time.
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146. What-f? Huh?
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147. - Hey, what did you do that for?
- I don't know.
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148. Muriel! Hear what I say?
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149. Aah! Ow!
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150. Came an, came an. Set it off.
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151. I think I could use a wee nap.
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152. Of course Muriel is acting weird.
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153. She's locked in a tin can with you, isn't she?
Ha!
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154. Okay, okay,
I know exactly what's wrong with Muriel...
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155. and how you can save her and the sun
from going out all at once.
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156. All you have to do is...
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157. What do I do? What do I do?
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158. Stupid space.
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159. My name is Mustafa Al Bacterius.
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160. I am inside the brain of Muriel.
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161. I have came a great distance
ta sabotage your mission.
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162. You humans are not satisfied
messing with your awn planet.
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163. You feel the need to mess with space also.
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164. Well, if the sun wants ta fizzle, let it.
We like it dark.
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165. Sc get a flashlight and some D cells...
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166. "because it's lights out, space clowns.
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167. This dog is a terrible person.
Luck what he did. Luck what he—
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168. Oh. "W"
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169. Oh, no.
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170. Oh. Och.
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171. Oh. "W"
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172. Yes!
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173. Haw are we ever going to get out of here?
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174. Yahoo!
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175. Courage, did you fix the sun?
- Mm-hm.
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176. Goad dog.
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177. Who'd have thought the time-share
would be an Mars?
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178. Nice of the general
to send us our house, though.
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179. - Birds.
- Oh, my.
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180. Halifax.
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181. I have not yet begun to fight.
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182. Stupid dog!
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