1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, The Cowardly Dog Show!
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2. Starring Courage, The Cowardly Dog!
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who lives
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4. in the middle of nowhere with
her husband, Eustace Bags!
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
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6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
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7. Dog, you made me look bad!
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8. Oh...
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9. Hey, Stupid Dog!
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10. Courage,
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11. I think a visit to a game arcade would be
wonderful.
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12. A visitor!
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13. Good deal!
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14. Yes?
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15. Hello?
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16. Can I help you?
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17. Car broke.
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18. Phone?
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19. Yes?
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20. We ain't got a phone!
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21. We
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22. ain't got a phone!
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23. Phone?
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24. No.
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25. Just... poor man.
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26. Of course you can use the phone.
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27. You must be chilly.
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28. I'll get you a nice hot cup of tea.
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29. Hmm... Tow truck.
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30. Come.
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31. Yes?
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32. Can't get a quiet minute.
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33. It's nice soothing camomile tea.
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34. Would you like some cake with that?
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35. Cake?
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36. Some?
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37. Yes?
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38. Excuse me, I'll be right back.
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39. Now permission.
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40. Yes?
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41. He came.
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42. Astility?
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43. Check.
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44. Greed?
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45. Check.
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46. Sinicism?
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47. Check.
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48. Kindness?
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49. Not check.
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50. Starring road?
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51. Yes?
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52. You go!
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53. Yes?
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54. No.
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55. Not kindness here.
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56. Just angry.
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57. Here's a little something, do you?
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58. Cake?
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59. Yes?
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60. I just baked it this morning.
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61. Cake?
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62. How kind?
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63. Kind.
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64. Look
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65. up.
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66. See?
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67. Yes?
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68. Yes?
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69. Yes?
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70. It is a lovely ceiling.
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71. Kindness?
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72. Yes?
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73. Kindness?
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74. Check.
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75. Check.
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76. Check.
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77. We ain't got no phone.
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78. Don't let me catch you around here again.
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79. Muriel!
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80. Muriel!
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81. What you looking at, four eyes?
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82. I'm hungry.
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83. Me too.
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84. Cooked for dinner.
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85. Me too.
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86. Stupid dog.
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87. Me too.
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88. Oh!
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89. What did I do?
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90. Yes?
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91. I'm hungry.
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92. Me too.
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93. Salad fork, you're stupid.
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94. What are you trying to...
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95. Stupid husband.
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96. You let that stupid dog get away.
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97. What did I do?
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98. Weird kindness.
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99. I can now conquer the universe.
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100. Because with kindness, I can now know what
not to be.
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101. Engine on.
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102. Go.
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103. Yes?
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104. Not engine now.
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105. We go.
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106. Yes.
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107. I
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108. didn't do your stupid task, stupid dog.
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109. Now you got me all stupid out of breath.
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110. Engine on.
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111. No.
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112. Stupid dog.
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113. Road.
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114. Yes?
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115. I'll save you.
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116. Your golf, yes?
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117. Stupid brain.
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118. Stupid arms and legs.
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119. Stupid tentacles.
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120. Nothing, yes?
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121. Would you like to leave?
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122. I'm sorry to hold you up, yes?
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123. Stupid digestive system.
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124. Stupid brain, that's a...
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125. I love you.
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126. Such a nice little doggy.
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127. Why, thank you.
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128. Running, stupid carvings.
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129. Stupid falling, stupid aching elbow,
stupid electoral college.
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130. College, what happened?
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131. Where are we?
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132. Don't you want to yell at him?
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133. Of course not.
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134. Hit him with a rolling pin.
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135. No.
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136. Use him for a dust rag.
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137. Certainly not.
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138. Just when things was getting good.
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139. Calm yourself, Eustace.
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140. Everything's back to normal.
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141. Thanks to courage, we won't have to worry
about any more aliens.
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142. Can't roll.
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143. Yes?
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144. Yes?
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145. The fate of dusty little town rested on
the shoulders of its new sheriff.
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146. Twelve bucks for electric?
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147. Robbery!
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148. The new lawman had no idea how much
trouble came with his shiny new badge.
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149. For an ill wind was blowing in from the
west that day.
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150. Hey, get my money.
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151. Robbery.
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152. That's what this is.
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153. I'm taking my money to me grave.
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154. I ain't getting swindled.
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155. And dusty little town was about to learn
all about fear.
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156. And courage.
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157. Welcome, stranger.
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158. Seeing as you're the
newest citizen of this
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159. here city, and you've
shown great bravery by...
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160. Have I...
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161. What'd he do, Floyd?
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162. Showed up.
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163. Oh, yeah.
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164. Seeing as how you've shown
great bravery by showing
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165. up, I hereby name you
sheriff of dusty little town.
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166. I know this is kind of sudden, but I
can tell you're prime sheriff in material.
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167. Yup.
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168. Wouldn't you say so, Swiny?
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169. Yup.
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170. See?
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171. Grade A lawman.
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172. That's you, loved by the grateful people
of your town, and feared by your enemies.
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173. Not that you have any enemies.
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174. You don't have no enemies.
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175. Don't you, Floyd?
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176. No.
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177. Well, good luck.
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178. I mean, good to have you.
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179. Uh -oh.
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180. It's the new sheriff.
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181. He's a goner.
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182. He sure is.
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183. Trouble's coming, cowboy.
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184. Better call the undertaker.
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185. Another sheriff bites the dust.
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186. Let me have a root beer from a new friend
here.
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187. He'll be needing it.
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188. Root beer coming up.
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189. You're the 22nd sheriff here in dusty
little town.
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190. This year, they've all well disappeared.
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191. Because of the rumors.
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192. The rumors that the well is coming back.
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193. But you don't believe rumors, do you?
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194. Well, see ya.
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195. One root beer.
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196. Hi, cowboy.
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197. My name's Minnie.
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198. Huh?
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199. Ah, you're a brave one, you are.
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200. Coming into town like this, ready to sail
and protect.
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201. You really have nothing to worry about.
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202. The whip is gone.
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203. To the big round up in the sky.
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204. Buried up on boot hill.
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205. His partners and him.
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206. They pulled a bank job.
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207. But the partners double-crossed him.
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208. Set him up.
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209. Whip's been gone a year now.
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210. A year today.
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211. This is him.
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212. And his last words were...
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213. I wish back in a year it sundown to get me
loot from those ones swindling.
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214. And ain't no law then gonna stop me.
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215. What's the matter?
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216. You look like you've seen a ghost.
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217. Get out of town.
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218. While you still can.
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219. Get out now.
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220. Now.
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221. Now.
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222. Get out of town.
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223. While you still can.
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224. Now.
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225. Now.
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226. Who
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227. did this to you?
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228. The walrus?
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229. The whale?
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230. The wintergreen mint?
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231. It sounds like it's coming from the
mayor's office.
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232. Surely you're not leaving me here alone.
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233. I mean, he ain't scared.
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234. I swear it wasn't me.
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235. It was the barber.
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236. Had the butcher.
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237. It was their idea.
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238. It's him.
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239. It's the whip.
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240. He's come back.
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241. Oh no.
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242. We've got to help that man.
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243. I know I'm not gonna like this.
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244. You're a low-down, double-stealing,
no-good crook of a crook.
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245. You've set me up.
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246. Admit it.
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247. Okay, okay.
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248. I admit it.
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249. But you can't run away.
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250. You're the brave sheriff.
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251. I don't know where the loot is.
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252. I don't know.
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253. Okay, okay.
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254. It's in the safe behind the picture.
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255. The picture of...
Boy, that's Minnie.
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256. Minnie's my girl.
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257. You think it's a guy in that way.
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258. He thinks you belong to him.
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259. Mm-hmm.
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260. What are you doing with a picture of me,
Minnie, on your wall?
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261. Oh, that's who that is.
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262. The picture just came with a ball that I
bought.
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263. No-good-girl-stealing double-crosser?
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264. What's that?
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265. Now you're stealing my girl, law man.
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266. Stupid law man.
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267. You're my girl and you're coming with me.
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268. I don't think so.
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269. Okay, I'm coming with you.
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270. Help!
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271. Sheriff!
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272. What kind of cheap horses are they making
nowadays?
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273. Put Minnie down or else.
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274. Or else what?
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275. It's not me, birthday.
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276. What?
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277. Oh,
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278. Sheriff, I knew you couldn't let me down.
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279. You've taught me the meaning of the words.
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280. Courage.
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281. Courage.
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282. Courage.
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283. Courage.
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284. Courage.
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285. I think you nodded off before I led you
the ending.
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286. And the Sheriff and Minnie rolled off into
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287. Happily ever after.
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288. And that's the end of the story.
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289. Not yet.
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290. The story's just starting.
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291. Well, here we go again, partner.
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292. Stupid dog!
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