1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage, the Cowardly Dog Show!
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2. Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who lives
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4. in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bay!
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
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6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
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7. Stupid dog!
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8. You made me look bad.
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9. And as we honor the land,
may the blessing of the
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10. Harvest Moon fill this lovely
plant with life and beauty.
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11. If possible...
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12. Don't waste your breath, Muriel.
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13. Nothing ever grows here.
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14. Nothing ever will.
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15. I'm done trying.
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16. Oh!
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17. Rotten soil?
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18. Let's eat.
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19. Oh my.
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20. I must be hearing things.
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21. I am hearing things.
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22. And I'm hearing a voice saying...
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23. Yes, that's right.
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24. And now, by special request, Happy
Birthday by J.P.
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25. One, two, three, four, Happy Birthday!
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26. Happy Birthday!
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27. Darn commercial.
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28. Happy Birthday!
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29. Help!
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30. New York City.
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31. Live from the...
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32. Dern talk radio.
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33. Blah, blah, blah.
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34. What?
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35. Who said that?
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36. Muriel!
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37. Muriel!
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38. Whoa!
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39. Would
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40. you look at that!
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41. It's a floating head.
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42. I was talking about that leaky pipe.
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43. Waste of money.
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44. Gotta fix that leaky pipe.
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45. That's not very polite.
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46. You didn't let me finish.
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47. I'm sorry.
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48. It's time to hit the road.
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49. Well, that's not much better.
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50. Just who do you think you are,
Hen?
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51. I'm the spirit of the Harvest Moon.
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52. And I'm a bucket of sardines.
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53. On this night of the Harvest Moon...
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54. when all that grows from the soil is
celebrated... and offerings are made...
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55. you have nothing, nothing, nothing.
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56. Bousy soil!
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57. It's not the soil... because
you don't respect your land.
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58. You must leave it.
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59. I ain't leaving nothing.
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60. We've been here almost all our lives,
Mr. Ghost.
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61. Spirit.
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62. We can't just leave.
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63. I ain't going nowhere.
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64. Then you will suffer the consequences.
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65. You've got big ears for Jane hearing me.
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66. I ain't going nowhere.
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67. Please have mercy on us.
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68. We're a poor farm family.
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69. We'll try harder.
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70. We will.
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71. All right.
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72. You have until midnight to grow something.
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73. And if you can't, well, you were warned.
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74. But that only gives us ten minutes.
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75. By midnight, you are.
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76. Blah, blah, blah.
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77. I ain't growing.
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78. And I ain't going.
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79. I don't believe you, man.
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80. What a stubborn old goat you are.
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81. Blah, blah, blah.
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82. You can't grow a thing, and you won't
admit it.
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83. You don't know nothing about farming.
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84. I'm a farmer.
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85. I've got a green thumb.
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86. And two.
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87. Are not.
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88. Stubborn is what you are.
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89. And not.
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90. Are two.
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91. The
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92. farmer ain't stubborn, ain't, ain't,
ain't.
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93. At least I've got arms and legs.
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94. You don't even got a neck.
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95. Get out of my face.
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96. Make me.
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97. Wait until midnight comes around.
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98. Stubborn.
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99. Not a farmer.
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100. Time is up.
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101. Not a farmer.
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102. Now you've gone and done it.
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103. It's midnight and we haven't grown a
thing.
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104. Get out now or face the consequences.
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105. No such thing as consequences,
and I ain't going.
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106. Use this.
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107. It's getting awfully warm in here.
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108. And I suppose that's my fault too.
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109. This is no time to argue, but yes.
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110. Stubborn!
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111. Stubborn!
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112. Again!
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113. Use this.
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114. I'm feeling faint.
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115. Ain't nothing.
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116. I'm melted.
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117. I love you.
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118. It's your plant, Eustace.
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119. It's alive.
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120. Did I do that?
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121. Mm-hmm.
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122. I didn't know I could grow something.
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123. That's... that's pretty.
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124. I did that.
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125. You did say you have a green farm.
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126. Uh, yeah.
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127. Well, I do.
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128. I'm a farmer, you know.
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129. What did he mean by that?
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130. I think he meant you grew something
inside.
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131. Yeah, a great big hungry hole in my
stomach.
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132. Well, I guess
Eustace really did learn
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133. something under the
Harvest Moon in his own way.
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134. And then I'll grow hundreds of plants.
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135. Thousands of plants.
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136. And I'll be rich, rich, rich.
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137. I got me a green farm, Muriel.
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138. Green.
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139. Like money.
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140. Ten, one, two, three, four.
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141. Happy birthday!
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142. Whoa!
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143. Is it time to get up already?
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144. Eustace, there was an earthquake.
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145. Or an explosion, or worse.
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146. Must have been those darn neighborhood
kids again.
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147. There's no kids that can do that.
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148. Better call the exterminator.
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149. Ickett?
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150. Ickett Bag?
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151. Ickett Bag?
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152. That's me father's name.
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153. I'm sorry, Mr. Whale, but Ickett Bag is no
longer with us.
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154. He's standing right there.
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155. Don't try to fool me.
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156. Eustace, that sand whale thinks you're
your own father.
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157. I don't see any resemblance.
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158. Ickett, I've come for my accordion.
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159. What?
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160. Accordion?
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161. I don't know what.
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162. Hey, me father had an accordion.
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163. Maybe you should give it to Mr. Whale
here.
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164. Me ma has it.
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165. You're trying to cheat me like you cheated
me before, Ickett Bag.
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166. You won that accordion off me in a crooked
card game a long time ago.
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167. And I want it back.
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168. Now!
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169. I ain't Ickett.
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170. I ain't got no accordion.
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171. And I don't want to be talking to no
whale.
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172. It's taken me all this time to find you.
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173. And I won't be cheated again.
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174. Blah, blah, blah.
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175. Ickett?
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176. Ickett Bag?
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177. I'm telling you, I don't have the
accordion.
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178. Me ma has it.
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179. Okay, Ickett.
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180. If you don't give me my accordion, I'm
going to have to shape you up until you do.
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181. Ickett!
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182. Courage!
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183. Good to see you.
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184. Nah.
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185. Where's my stupid son?
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186. Ickett!
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187. Ickett!
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188. Ickett!
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189. Ickett!
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190. Ickett!
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191. Ickett!
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192. Ickett!
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193. Ickett!
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194. Ickett!
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195. Ickett!
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196. Ickett!
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197. Ickett!
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198. Ickett!
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199. Ickett!
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200. Ickett!
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201. That sand whale was me husband's mortal
enemy.
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202. Ickett spent his life hunting that darn
whale.
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203. And this was Ickett's fine vessel.
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204. Come on, dog.
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205. We're going after whale.
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206. The things I do for love.
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207. Stupid dog.
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208. Now, row.
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209. Stupid sand whale.
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210. Stupid dog.
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211. You know how much a sand whale is worth.
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212. I'm begging of it.
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213. Taking them all the way to the west.
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214. The tail bank.
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215. He can keep me stupid son of his stupid
wife.
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216. Now, row.
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217. The period.
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218. I found me chair.
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219. I'm black.
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220. You're uncomfortable.
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221. This will attract them.
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222. Then I'll let them.
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223. Hey, that's my accordion.
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224. We got him now.
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225. Go faster.
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226. Him is all that's happening.
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227. Row, you stupid dog.
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228. Follow that whale.
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229. I found a refrigerator.
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230. Stupid accordion given dog.
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231. Keep rowing.
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232. Who's this?
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233. I think I'm getting digested.
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234. Oh, fuck.
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235. My accordion.
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236. Stupid dog.
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237. But
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238. the whale got me more.
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239. I'm glad that all worked out.
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240. I just wonder one thing.
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241. What does a whale want with an accordion
anyway?
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242. I
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243. got that cheap treat.
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