1. We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dag Show.
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2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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3. Abandoned as a pup...
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4. he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
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5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
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6. ANNOUNCER'.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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8. Stupid dag! You made me lack bad.
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9. Och! My package has arrived.
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10. Eustace, haw do you like
the new kitchen curtains?
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11. Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
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12. And they came with
a complimentary package of seeds.
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13. What? Seeds?
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14. Ain't nothing grown here in 50 years.
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15. What kind of dumb seeds are these, anyway?
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16. These ain't growing seeds.
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17. Huh?
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18. Hmm...
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19. Oh, my, Courage. Did you do this?
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20. I've never grown anything. Nat even weeds.
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21. But that stupid dag can grow trees.
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22. Ah! My pie!
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23. Oh, Eustace, I wish I had a new oven.
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24. Is that a new oven?
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25. - Ga have a lack, Eustace.
- Why me?
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26. Bring it in. Bring it in.
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27. Thank you, Courage, for the new oven
and that lovely tree.
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28. Oh.
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29. What fun, Courage.
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30. Stop that racket. I'm taking my nap.
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31. Oh, Courage, turn it off. Turn it off.
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32. Stupid dag.
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33. Eustace, where are you going?
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34. I'm going to the picture show.
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35. I'm not wanted around here, anyway.
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36. I wish we could see a movie.
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37. Oh!
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38. Wham?
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39. Oh, my. Isn't it grand to have a tree?
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40. Eustace!
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41. Don't you harm this tree!
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42. I'm taking it dawn, Muriel.
Get out of the way!
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43. Where are your marbles?
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44. We need this tree, Eustace.
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45. It's providing for us.
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46. But that's my job. Rotten tree.
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47. There'll be no more racking under this tree.
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48. I don't know what Muriel sees in you.
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49. Ta me, you're just a stupid, rotten tree.
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50. And I wish she had a bigger head,
then she'd know better.
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51. Muriel, what'd you do to yourself?
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52. Courage, could you get me some water, dear?
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53. Haw about breakfast?
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54. Na, thank you, Eustace.
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55. I couldn't eat a bite.
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56. I meant for me.
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57. Uh-oh.
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58. This is serious. I better call the doctor.
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59. I'm getting hungry.
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60. Ts k, ts k, ts k.
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61. This is the worst case of bully-bully
I have ever seen.
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62. - What?
- Na!
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63. I'll do everything known to medical science.
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64. Aha, nothing to worry about.
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65. But there's nothing I can do.
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66. This is all your fault, dag.
You and that rotten tree.
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67. New I gotta order take-cut for breakfast.
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68. Stupid dag!
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69. Help, help! Help!
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70. Courage. Courage.
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71. Dc not be afraid.
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72. - I have the cure you seek.
- Yeah!
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73. It will take three days.
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74. And in three days, I will be cut dawn.
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75. Na!
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76. Anything worth its value
is worth fighting far.
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77. Huh?
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78. Chop, chop, chop.
Down you go.
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79. Chop, chop, chop.
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80. Na!
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81. Chap! Chap, chap, chap.
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82. Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are calling
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83. Chop, chop, chop.
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84. Chop, chop, chop.
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85. Whoa!
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86. Chap! Chap, chap, chap!
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87. Huh?
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88. If you will bend
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89. And tell me that you love me
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90. - Uh-huh?
I have the cure.
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91. I've discovered the remedy.
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92. This will cure your broken leg.
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93. What's it ta you
that cutting me dawn will bring?
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94. Will it make you feel more important?
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95. Well, uh, yes.
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96. Courage. Courage.
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97. I have the remedy you seek.
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98. Pick all the flowers from my branches...
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99. and mix with pure hornet's honey.
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100. This is the cure.
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101. Yes!
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102. Mm, mm, mm.
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103. Ah, that's much better.
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104. Courage, would you like a cup of tea?
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105. Yes!
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106. Muriel.
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107. Is the tree growing back yet?
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108. Okay, Mike, obliterate that mountain.
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109. Randy, you're next.
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110. And try and destroy something this time.
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111. I don't want to destroy things.
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112. Zoots!
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113. Randy, you are a failure as a robot.
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114. You don't know what I can do.
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115. Prove to us robots you're not a failure.
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116. Ga and conquer another world.
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117. And don't return until you do.
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118. I'll show them.
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119. Oh. "W"
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120. Eustace, I didn't know
we were expecting company.
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121. Hey, who the heck do you think you are?
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122. Get that tin off my property!
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123. My name is Rabat Randy.
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124. I am the greatest and mast powerful robot
in the universe.
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125. That's it. I'm getting me mallet.
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126. You dare challenge my power?
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127. Bah.
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128. You stupid dag.
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129. I'm gonna strangle you.
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130. Get back to work.
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131. He hit me. It's all his fault.
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132. Get back to work.
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133. Make me.
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134. Cw!
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135. Stupid dag.
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136. Eustace, isn't life hard enough?
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137. Nat for this dag.
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138. I'm going to name you lvana.
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139. That's a good reindeer name.
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140. I wish I didn't have to conquer worlds
and destroy things.
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141. I wish I could make reindeer all the time.
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142. But robots don't make reindeer.
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143. If anyone found out, they'd laugh at me.
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144. They'd think I'm a failure.
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145. A failure!
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146. Huh?
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147. Why, Courage, that's lovely.
Did you make it?
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148. Courage, where did you get it?
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149. Get back to work.
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150. Oh. "W"
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151. Get back to work!
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152. Stupid dag! Why am I doing all the work?
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153. You foals. Lack what you've dune.
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154. You've made me a failure.
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155. I'll crush you for this.
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156. You dare challenge my greatness?
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157. I accept your challenge.
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158. If I lose, I will free you all.
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159. But if you lose, you will perish.
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160. Goad work, you stupid dag.
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161. - Yes!
- I'm such a failure.
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162. Aw, Courage, thank goodness.
You saved us.
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163. Thank you, Mr. Rabat, for sparing our lives.
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164. I'm just a failure.
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165. Oh, you must be good at something.
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166. Na, no, no.
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167. Come on. Everyone is good at something.
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168. Well, I can whittle a little.
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169. My reindeer. Where did you find it?
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170. Did you make that? It's lovely.
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171. It's nothing.
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172. It's just a wooden reindeer.
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173. You're right. You are a failure.
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174. What I can't understand...
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175. is why you need to build
all these silly monuments...
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176. and blow things up.
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177. You're tan talented for that.
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178. Dc you really think so?
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179. Oh, yes.
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180. Your reindeer would make such lovely gifts.
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181. Grand idea, Courage.
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182. You're right.
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183. I was so worried
what others would think of me...
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184. I stopped believing in myself.
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185. I don't wanna destroy things.
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186. I want to whittle reindeer.
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187. What a waste of good wand.
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188. You are slaves no more.
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189. I cannot undo what has been dune.
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190. But I can leave you
my entire reindeer collection.
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191. Yeah!
- Oh, haw lovely.
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192. Great. New we can rebuild the farmhouse
with these stupid reindeer.
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193. Well dune, Randy.
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194. You have proved to us
you're not a failure after all.
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195. Yeah. But can you make anything else?
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196. Stupid dag!
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