1. We interrupt this program
to bring you Courage!
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2. The Cowardly Dog Show, starring
Courage! The Cowardly Dog!
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he was
found by Muriel, who lives in
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4. the middle of nowhere, with
her husband, Eustace Bagg.
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home!
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6. You made me look bad.
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7. What did I do?
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8. Courage, what is it?
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9. Stupid dog!
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10. Courage, do you mind repeating that?
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11. Oh, Courage, it must have been a fish.
Nothing to worry about.
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12. Think I'll have some more tea myself.
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13. What's that dripping sound?
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14. Abuse!
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15. Oh!
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16. Eustace!
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17. Eustace!
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18. Oh my, what is it now?
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19. Are you alright, Eustace?
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20. What? Yeah, yeah. Darn herbal teas.
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21. The kitchen ceiling's leaking
again, Eustace. You'd better go fix it.
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22. Go fix it, Eustace. Better fix it, Eustace.
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23. Can't even fix a cup of tea.
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24. Eustace...
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25. Eustace...
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26. Eustace...
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27. Eustace...
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28. Ah...
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29. Oh, Eustace, you don't look so well.
Let's get you to bed now.
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30. Oh!
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31. My, I'm beginning to
worry about you, Eustace.
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32. Tomorrow we're off to see the doctor.
That's all there is to it.
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33. This can't be happening!
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34. Eustace...
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35. Eustace is gone!
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36. Oh, my Eustace! I knew something was wrong!
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37. Eustace...
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38. My Eustace...
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39. There's only one thing
to do, but I won't like it.
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40. The things I do for love... Hey,
is this puddle getting smaller?
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41. It is getting smaller!
I'd better hurry before it closes up!
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42. Why does that look familiar?
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43. Eustace...
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44. Eustace! Courage!
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45. You're back! Oh, Eustace, you're back!
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46. Where have you been?
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47. Ow! What did I do?
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48. I wonder who that could be.
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49. Hello.
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50. Hello.
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51. Who the heck are you?
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52. I'm Benton Tarantella.
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53. Benton Tarantella?
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54. The famous, independent movie director?
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55. Oh, Eustace! He's a famous movie director!
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56. Never heard of him!
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57. I knew I saw your face before.
You've been on television, haven't you?
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58. Well, yes.
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59. I knew it! I just knew it!
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60. He's famous, Eustace!
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61. Big deal. What do you want?
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62. I'll explain. May I?
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63. Oh, yes! Come in, Mr. Tarantella. Come in.
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64. I was driving by, scouting
locations for my latest blockbuster.
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65. Oh, scouting locations.
That sounds so fancy.
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66. So what?
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67. This is my next opus.
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68. The Return of the Zombies
from Beneath the Farm.
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69. Oh, a real movie script, Eustace.
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70. And?
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71. I want to make my movie
here, on your farm, in this house.
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72. Oh, my!
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73. We ain't interested.
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74. We'll pay tons of cash.
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75. Okay, we're interested.
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76. Excellent. Now, if you'll
both sign down there on the X.
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77. What is it, college?
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78. Muriel, has anyone ever told
you that you should be in pictures?
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79. My goodness, no!
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80. Here's your contract. When do we get paid?
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81. Right after we shoot the movie.
And we start shooting tonight.
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82. What?
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83. Oh, yes.
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84. Isn't this exciting?
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85. May I see your basement?
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86. Yeah, this is great.
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87. Great. We'll do the zombie
resurrection scene here.
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88. This is a great angle. I love it.
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89. We can do a tracking shot
over here and then rack focus.
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90. Eustace, this place is a mess.
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91. We should really
straighten up for the movie.
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92. Right.
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93. This is great. Great.
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94. College is something wrong.
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95. Muriel, in this light,
where you look like...
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96. You look like you have to be in my movie.
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97. Oh, may?
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98. In this scene, you will play the
victim of the zombie sacrifice.
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99. Jesus, that's so exciting.
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100. What's my role?
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101. The Lord is digging the zombies' tomb.
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102. Now you're talking.
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103. Get away from me. This is my role.
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104. And don't let me catch you down here again.
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105. Stupid scene-stealing dog.
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106. Sorry, no record of
Benton Tarantella in the
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107. independent film database
or in any film listings.
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108. Hey, what a single song, I know.
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109. Just keep checking.
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110. Yeah, this is great.
This is going to be great.
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111. Amateur filmmaker Slay 12.
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112. Oh no!
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113. Benton Tarantella and Errol
Van Volkheim pose as film
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114. directors to lure unsuspecting
victims to their fate.
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115. Tarantella and Van Volkheim jailed.
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116. Van Volkheim released for good behavior.
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117. Tarantella dies in prison.
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118. I knew it!
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119. Tarantella is a zombie.
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120. But where's this other guy, Van Volkheim?
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121. He's dead.
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122. Yes!
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123. And he was buried in a cemetery.
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124. Good.
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125. That this house was built over.
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126. Not good.
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127. Right, that's right. Nice and tight.
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128. Scene 1. Fool old people.
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129. Scene 2. Dig big hole.
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130. Scene 3. When planets align,
dead partner rises from the grave.
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131. Scene 4. Eat old lady.
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132. Perfect. You're just in time, doggy.
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133. I have a great role for you.
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134. You'll play the dog locked up in the trunk.
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135. Yousters.
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136. Stupid overacting dog.
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137. And quit stealing my scenes.
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138. That's very good, courage.
I didn't know you could act.
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139. The light is perfect.
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140. Now what do I do?
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141. Why, you're the cameraman.
All you have to do is run the camera.
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142. Do I get paid extra?
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143. Sure.
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144. Excellent. Let's roll camera.
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145. Rolling!
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146. Great. This is going to be great.
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147. Great effect.
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148. Yay!
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149. Let's search up for the next shot.
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150. Yah, I'm starving.
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151. Yousters, this next scene
features Mr. Van Volkheim and
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152. myself as newly risen
zombies about to devour Muriel.
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153. I'm going to promote you to director.
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154. What's the pay?
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155. Tons.
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156. Deal!
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157. Okay, is everyone ready?
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158. Yes, yes. We know what to do.
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159. Let's roll it.
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160. Wait, wait!
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161. What?
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162. That!
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163. Move over! I can't see Muriel's face.
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164. Can we start now?
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165. How should I know?
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166. Check the script.
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167. Let's see. Here's the scene.
The big zombie lets the dog out of the box.
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168. What?
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169. That's what it says.
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170. Let me see that. I don't remember.
Well, if it's in the script.
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171. Okay.
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172. Yes!
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173. Now what?
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174. It says that the zombies go back
in the hole and the dog buries them.
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175. What?
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176. This is not my work. This is not my work.
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177. I can't believe it. You
are such a lousy writer.
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178. You have always
been a lousy writer.
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179. It's not my work.
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180. I come all this way just for you to
write me back in the archive. That's it.
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181. Our partnership is kaput, smarts and for
all. I never want to work with you again.
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182. Who wants to work with
a hack like you anyway?
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183. Shut up!
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184. I never saw that ending coming.
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185. Courage? Isn't this exciting?
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186. When am I getting paid?
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187. Courage dear, you stole the whole movie.
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188. I'm ready for my close up now.
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189. Ouch! Not that close.
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190. Stupid dog!
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