1. We interrupt this program to bring
you Courage! The Cowardly Dog Show!
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2. Starring Courage! The Cowardly Dog!
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3. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
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4. who lives in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bay!
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5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
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6. It's up to Courage to save his new home!
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7. Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
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8. No! No! No! No!
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9. We have no place for the likes of you!
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10. Ugly!
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11. Sir, you are ugly, hideous, and
furthermore, not at all pleasant to look at.
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12. I thought I told you to fetch my raincoat!
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13. Don't you know how
to fetch, you stupid dog?
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14. Excuse me, sir.
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15. Do you have a room I
could spend the night in?
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16. No!
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17. We could have put
him in the attic, at least.
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18. What are you standing there for?
Get my raincoat!
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19. Bells?
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20. Where are you, stupid dog?
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21. I'll be right back.
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22. Don't make me look for you!
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23. Where's my raincoat, you stupid dog?
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24. Thanks!
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25. I'm waiting!
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26. Know what I have for you?
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27. Boga! Boga! Boga!
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28. He treats you so badly.
One shouldn't act unkindly to others.
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29. Look! Look!
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30. Stupid dog!
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31. That's better. You try.
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32. Oh, Courage, I was afraid you'd get
wet and cold out in the barn all night.
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33. You're just in time for breakfast.
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34. Come in! Come in!
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35. A friend of Courage is always welcome here.
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36. I was so worried, Courage. I'm happy now.
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37. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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38. Didn't I tell you I got no place for
the likes of you? Now get and stay out!
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39. Now, Eustace, he's Courage's friend.
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40. That makes it worse!
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41. Oh, Eustace, don't make such a fuss.
Sit down and eat your breakfast.
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42. I'll even get those little
blueberries you like so much.
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43. Well, I wouldn't mind if you did.
I'm sort of hungry.
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44. You know how you spell ugly?
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45. You! You! You! You! You! You!
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46. And you sure are extremely...
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47. bald.
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48. You and that! What are you doing?
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49. Oh, yeah? Well, you look like
something that cows spit up.
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50. You, sir, are extremely... bald.
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51. The only thing uglier than this... is this!
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52. Are you bald? Yes!
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53. Eustace, have you no sense of hospitality?
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54. Nope.
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55. Well, then, you can take your
breakfast and eat it in the hen house.
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56. But... but... he called me bald.
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57. Eustace, you are bald.
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58. Well, keep him out of my sight!
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59. And why don't you two go out and play?
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60. Muriel! I'm hungry!
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61. Muriel!
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62. Hear what I say?
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63. Hungry!
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64. No Muriel. No dinner.
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65. No nothing.
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66. Muriel!
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67. What do you think you're doing?
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68. Oh, enjoying the collison. Get your chair.
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69. That thing in my raincoat!
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70. Get your ugliness out of my coat!
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71. That's it! Now you just keep
walking till I can't see you no more!
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72. You stupid dog!
It's always your fault! Look at me!
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73. Booga booga booga!
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74. What did that little dog ever do to you?
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75. I told you to get!
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76. What goes around comes around!
You really want to see ugly?
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77. Stupid dog!
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78. Eustace, are you alright?
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79. I think it's time I left.
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80. Ha ha ha!
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81. Thank you for your kindness. I hope
I find more people like you out there.
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82. I'm sure you will.
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83. Ha ha ha!
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84. My heart is empty and my clouds are full.
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85. A goose, a gander, a godly goosey
gander, without love is nothing but a fowl.
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86. Without love, all this is
but puff and fluff and stuff.
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87. The coming rain!
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88. The rain should do these flowers good.
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89. Darn horn!
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90. Eustace! It'll be raining any minute now!
Eustace, come inside!
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91. Oh, pure and formless beauty!
Oh, light! Oh, sky! Oh, baby's breath!
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92. You have grown solid.
You have grown real.
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93. You have grown fat. You have
grown real fat. And your name is?
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94. Muriel! Muriel!
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95. Muriel! If letters be in order, let them
be in such order as to spell Muriel!
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96. Muriel! Where's my pliers?
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97. I am full, full and dizzy.
I am a stuffed goose.
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98. If I gaze at her longer,
I shall be consumed.
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99. Has ever a goose god gazed upon
such unfeathered beauty in mortal flesh?
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100. Does a goose god pursue a mortal woman?
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101. Does one who calls the clouds
home love one who must floss?
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102. Does a goose god love a Muriel?
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103. Meh, I'll give it a shot.
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104. Courage, what is it?
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105. Courage, you sound awful. How about a
cup of hot tea with honey? And a wee nap?
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106. Forget the tea!
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107. Uh-huh!
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108. You must have seen a bird, Courage.
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109. Flowers, candy, they pale
in the wake of her beauty.
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110. Huh?
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111. Muriel! Muriel!
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112. Where's my pliers? Did you take my A?
What you got there, dog?
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113. What?
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114. Why, Eustace, for me? What a sweet
surprise. Eustace, you are a deal now.
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115. No, no! It's that goose thing!
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116. If I am to make her mine, I must toss
away my fears like lint from a dryer.
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117. I am a goose god, and I must
have this woman as my queen.
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118. Now, Courage, it's not polite to point.
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119. Mortal woman, I am here to
pronounce eternal love for you.
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120. And you pronounced it perfectly.
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121. You do not understand. I present to
you an expression of my love, this gift.
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122. Oh, that's sweet. But I'm spoken for.
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123. But thank you. I've
never had an end to this
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124. field of flowers before.
It's very flattering.
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125. Who was that?
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126. It was an admirer who offered me a
field of flowers and his eternal love.
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127. Oh, you seen my screwdriver?
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128. That goose better not
try to take Muriel away.
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129. It's true!
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130. Oh, it's a poem.
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131. Would that you ride on
feathered goosey wing,
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132. and be my queen,
and I your goosey king.
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133. Then all days be sunny, all days shall
be spring, ever ever goosey goosey spring.
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134. It does have a way with words.
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135. When a goose guard loves a
woman, a woman big and round.
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136. When a goose guard loves that woman,
the goose guard makes this sound.
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137. Oh, how lovely.
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138. Don't listen! Don't listen!
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139. Booga booga booga!
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140. Well, if he's not going to do anything...
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141. Oh, Eustace, that's lovely.
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142. Who's got a Muriel? Who's got a Muriel?
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143. Eustace and Muriel!
Eustace and Muriel! Eustace and Muriel!
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144. Oh, I'm vanished.
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145. That goose has got to go.
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146. Come with me, fleshy Muriel.
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147. Come with me on
goosey wind, and wing to
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148. Valhalla, where you
shall be my fleshy queen.
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149. Oh, no!
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150. You make an old woman feel young again.
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151. But my place is here with the man I
love, and my dear precious courage.
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152. I think it's best if you find another.
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153. If I cannot win Muriel with
my love, then I shall take her!
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154. That... that sound!
What is that glorious sound?
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155. Why, I never!
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156. Oh, I have found you!
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157. I have found my true love!
I have found my queen!
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158. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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159. I am not his queen!
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160. Oh, speak to me again, my queen!
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161. Make your sounds of love and longing.
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162. Come, my queen, ascend with me.
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163. The heavens await our Harmony of honk.
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164. Huh? My truck!
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165. Look, Courage, we've
been invited to a wedding.
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166. The goose and Eustace's
truck are going to get married.
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167. I'm nothing without my truck!
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168. Come back to me, truck!
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169. Come back!
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170. Stupid dog!
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