1. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU...
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2. STARRING COURAGE
THE COWARDLY DOG!
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3. ABANDONED AS A PUP,
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4. HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
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5. WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE
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6. WITH HER HUSBAND,
EUSTACE BANG!
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7. BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS
IN NOWHERE.
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8. IT'S UP TO COURAGE
TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
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9. STUPID DOG!
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10. YOU MADE ME
LOOK BAD!
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11. AAH!
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12. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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13. FASTER!
DRIVE FASTER!
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14. IF THEY CATCH US WITH IT,
WE'RE DONE FOR.
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15. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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16. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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17. WE GOT TO HIDE
THE THING
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18. WHERE WE CAN FIND IT
LATER.
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19. THERE,
THE WATER PUMP.
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20. WE'LL COME BACK FOR IT
WHEN THE HEAT'S OFF.
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21. AND WE'LL BE RICH.
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22. HEY!
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23. WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE ROAD?
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24. Eerie voice: RETURN THE SLAB
OR SUFFER MY CURSE.
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25. CURSE?
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26. WHAT CURSE?
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27. AAH!
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28. WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
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29. HUH?
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30. WHY, WHAT'S THIS NOW?
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31. OH, MY,
THIS LOOKS VERY OLD.
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32. EUSTACE?
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33. HUH?
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34. COME LOOK WHAT COURAGE FOUND.
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35. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE
IT COULD BE?
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36. WELL, JUDGING BY
THE MARKINGS
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37. AND THE OBVIOUS AGE
OF THE RELIC,
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38. I'D HAVE TO SAY
IT WOULD BE GARBAGE!
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39. EUSTACE!
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40. GARBAGE FROM KING GARBAGE
OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY.
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41. STUPID DOG. ALWAYS BRINGING
GARBAGE INTO THE HOUSE.
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42. Television announcer:
BUT THE BIG STORY TODAY...
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43. MILLION-DOLLAR SLAB STOLEN
FROM THE TOMB OF KING RAMSES.
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44. EH?
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45. I'M RICH!
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46. BUT THE MAN SAYS
IT WAS STOLEN, EUSTACE.
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47. WE MUST RETURN IT
TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE.
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48. HE SAID
A MILLION-DOLLAR SLAB,
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49. AND THAT MEANS I GET
A MILLION DOLLARS.
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50. AND YOU KNOW WHAT
A MILLION DOLLARS MEANS.
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51. OOH!
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52. THAT'S RIGHT!
NEW LAWN CHAIRS.
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53. NOWHERE NEWS?
I WANT TO PUT
AN AD IN THE PAPER.
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54. YES, SIR.
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55. YOU START RUNNING
THAT AD RIGHT AWAY.
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56. WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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57. I AM PROFESSOR FRITH
OF THE INSTITUTE
OF THE PHARAOH.
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58. I'VE COME TO RETRIEVE
THE SLAB.
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59. YOU SEE, EUSTACE,
I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOLEN.
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60. HA HA HA!
WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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61. SIR, THE INSTITUTE
FOR PHARAOH IS
MEMBER SUPPORTED.
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62. BUT FOR EVERY
MILLION-DOLLAR
DONATION,
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63. YOU'LL RECEIVE
THIS SPORTY TOTE BAG
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64. WITH OUR THANKS.
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65. EUSTACE, WE REALLY SHOULD
GIVE IT BACK, YOU KNOW.
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66. UH-UH.
FINDERS KEEPERS.
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67. RICH, RICH,
RICH, RICH, RICH.
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68. FLY SWATTER,
SPARK PLUGS,
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69. SHOVEL HANDLE,
RAZOR BLADE,
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70. LIGHT BULB
FOR THE ATTIC.
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71. OH!
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72. RETURN THE SLAB.
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73. WHAT?
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74. RETURN THE SLAB
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75. OR SUFFER MY CURSE.
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76. WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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77. THIS NIGHT, YOU WILL BE VISITED
BY 3 PLAGUES,
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78. EACH WORSE THAN THE LAST.
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79. RETURN THE SLAB.
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80. HAH! NICE TRY,
PROFESSOR.
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81. WHO'S HE KIDDING?
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82. I CAN SEE THE ZIPPER ON THAT
CHEAP DIME STORE COSTUME.
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83. OH!
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84. HUH?
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85. HUH?
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86. COURAGE, DID YOU LEAVE
THE TUB RUNNING?
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87. OH! EEE! OOH!
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88. EUSTACE? HOLD ON.
WHERE'S EUSTACE?
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89. OH, COME ON.
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90. AHH.
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91. RETURN THE SLAB.
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92. WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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93. WHAT'S YOUR—HUH?
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94. OH!
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95. COURAGE, MAKE IT STOP.
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96. WHEW.
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97. RETURN THE SLAB.
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98. OH! EUSTACE, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?
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99. TILL WE'RE 6 FEET UNDER?
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100. ALL RIGHT, BUT A MILLION'S
AS LOW AS I'LL GO.
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101. AAH!
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102. RETURN THE SLAB.
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103. AAH!
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104. RETURN THE SLAB.
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105. LET GO!
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106. RETURN THE SLAB.
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107. AAH!
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108. OK, OK,
YOU CAN HAVE IT!
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109. AHH.
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110. WHEW! OH!
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111. NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DID THAT.
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112. IT'S MINE!
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113. THAT'S 3 PLAGUES.
YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO,
MISTER.
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114. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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115. AND DON'T THINK YOU
CAN COME AROUND HERE
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116. PUSHING NO TOTE BAGS
ON US, NEITHER.
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117. WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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118. RETURN THE SLAB.
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119. AAH!
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120. AT LAST, THE ALLEGEDLY
CURSED SLAB
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121. HAS BEEN RETURNED
TO KING RAMSES' CRYPT,
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122. WHERE IT WILL REMAIN BURIED
IN ANTIQUITY FOR ALL TIME.
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123. OH, I WONDER
WHERE EUSTACE IS.
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124. AAH!
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125. WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
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126. WOOL SOCKS.
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127. WOOL SOCKS!
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128. YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH!
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129. WOOL SOCKS!
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130. YOU STUPID DOG!
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131. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ITCHING MY FOOT?
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132. EUSTACE?
EUSTACE.
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133. IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG?
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134. MY FOOT. MY FOOT!
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135. OH!
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136. EW!
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137. LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE GOT
A FUNGUS.
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138. DON'T WORRY,
EUSTACE.
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139. I KNOW SOME
FAMILY REMEDIES.
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140. AAH!
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141. AAH!
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142. AAH!
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143. AAH!
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144. HUH?
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145. AAH!
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146. AAH!
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147. OH, DEAR.
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148. THERE'S JUST
ONE THING LEFT TO DO.
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149. AIN'T GOIN'
TO NO DOCTOR.
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150. YOU REALLY SHOULD,
EUSTACE.
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151. I AIN'T GOING!
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152. IT'S AS BIG
AS A COW.
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153. YOU HAVE TO GO.
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154. MAKE ME!
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155. AH, SUIT YOURSELF.
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156. BUT I THINK IT'S
STARTING TO FESTER.
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157. ALL I NEED IS A NAP.
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158. EW!
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159. THAT'S ALL I NEEDED... A NAP.
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160. I FEEL LIKE
A MILLION BUCKS!
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161. YEP! NAP DID THE TRICK.
FOOT FEELS FINE.
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162. AAH!
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163. AAH!
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164. OOH!
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165. I'M THE BIG TOE, SEE?
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166. YEAH, SEE?
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167. AND WHAT I SAY GOES, SEE?
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168. GOT ME?
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169. YEAH, GOT IT, BOSS.
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170. SEE WHAT?
SEE WHAT?
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171. SEE THIS!
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172. OOH! OOH! OW!
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173. OOH. AAH!
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174. WHERE'S MY EUSTACE?
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175. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY EUSTACE?
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176. SHUT UP, FAT WOMAN.
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177. YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
YOUR HUSBAND ANYMORE,
SEE?
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178. SO, LISTEN UP.
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179. YEAH, LISTEN UP.
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180. YEAH, LISTEN UP.
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181. WE'RE GOING TO PULL
A HEIST, SEE?
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182. YEAH, A HEIST.
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183. IT'S SUNDAY,
AND THE BANKS
ARE CLOSED.
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184. SO, WE KNOCK OVER
A BANK, SEE?
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185. OH, NO! GANGSTERS!
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186. MURIEL, GET AWAY!
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187. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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188. IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
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189. AAH!
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190. OW!
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191. OK, DOG.
IT'S LIKE THIS.
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192. YOU DRIVE US
TO THE BANK
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193. OR THE FAT LADY
GETS IT, SEE?
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194. YEAH,
OR THE FAT LADY
GETS IT.
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195. YEAH,
THE FAT LADY
GETS IT.
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196. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE
LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE
A STICK.
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197. OK, DOG, NOW YOU
BREAK INTO THE BANK
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198. AND YOU BRING US
ALL THE DOUGH, SEE?
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199. NOW, SEE?
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200. UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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201. GET GOING
OR WE'LL PUT THE SQUEEZE
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202. ON THE FAT LADY,
SEE?
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203. AAH! OOH.
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204. OW!
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205. AAH!
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206. YIPES!
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207. I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT
THAT WOULD WORK.
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208. OH! OH! OH!
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209. UH-OH.
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210. AAH!
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211. OH!
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212. COURAGE, YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT.
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213. DUMB DOG, YOU BLEW UP
THE MONEY.
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214. QUICK, DOG,
GET US OUT OF HERE.
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215. OK, I GOT
ANOTHER PLAN, SEE?
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216. YEAH, ANOTHER PLAN.
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217. OK, YOU STAND STILL, SEE,
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218. AND YOU MAKE SURE
THE TRAIN STOPS.
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219. HUH?
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220. OR THE FAT LADY
GETS IT.
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221. YEAH,
THE FAT LADY
GETS IT.
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222. YEAH, THE FAT LADY
GETS IT.
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223. AAH! OOH.
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224. OOH!
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225. OOH!
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226. YEAH!
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227. YOU DUMB DOG, YOU MADE
ME KICK TOO HARD, SEE?
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228. UH-OH!
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229. I'VE BEEN THINKING
TOO SMALL, SEE?
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230. SO NOW WE'RE GOING
TO PULL A BIG JOB.
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231. A REAL BIG JOB.
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232. WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK OVER
FLORIDA, SEE?
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233. YEAH, FLORIDA.
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234. YEAH, FLORIDA.
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235. WHERE'S FLORIDA?
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236. BUT KNOCKING OVER FLORIDA
IS AGAINST THE LAW, I THINK.
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237. NOT ME—THE FARMER!
HIS FOOT!
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238. OH!
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239. TAMPA, FORT LAUDERDALE,
SAINT PETE, MIAMI.
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240. NOT BOCA.
THEY CAN KEEP BOCA.
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241. I HATE BOCA.
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242. DOG SPIT.
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243. OH!
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244. THEN THE BRASS RING,
THE POT OF GOLD,
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245. THE BIG BAZOOLY,
THE BURT REYNOLDS
DINNER THEATRE.
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246. I JUST KNOW THIS
IS GOING TO LEAVE
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247. A BAD TASTE
IN MY MOUTH.
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248. OW!
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249. YUCK! YUCK! STOP IT.
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250. YEAH, SEE? YEAH, SEE?
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251. HA HA HA!
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252. YEAH, YEAH!
HA HA HA!
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253. HA HA HA!
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254. AH. WOOL SOCKS.
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255. OOH.
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256. AH!
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257. OH, THANK YOU, COURAGE.
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258. I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO BE SQUISHED.
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259. PLACK! PTOOIE!
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260. Fungus, muffled:
A BIG HEIST, SEE?
YEAH, SEE?
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261. YEAH, BIG HEIST, SEE?
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262. OK, LISTEN UP.
HERE'S THE PLAN, SEE?
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263. OK, DOG.
IT'S LIKE THIS...
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264. OR THE FAT LADY
GETS IT, SEE?
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265. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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266. STUPID DOG!
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267. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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