1. We interrupt this program to bring you...
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2. Courage The Cowardly Dog Show!
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3. Starring Courage the cowardly dog.
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4. Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
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5. who lives in the middle of Nowhere,
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6. with her husband— Eustace Bagge.
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7. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
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8. It's up to Courage to save his new home.
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9. Stupid dog, you made me look bad.
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10. Ooga-booga-booga!
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11. Why, look at this. A wee rabbit.
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12. Are you hungry?
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13. Would you like a carrot?
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14. Is a carrot what you're wanting?
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15. I'll get you a carrot.
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16. Huh?
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17. Little rabbit! Where did you go?
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18. Oooh!
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19. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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20. Must be a bad carrot.
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21. Hmmmm...
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22. There's nothing to worry about.
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23. It's nothing at all.
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24. Nothing at all.
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25. The swelling is going to go down.
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26. To go down. Just keep soaking it.
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27. There's nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.
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28. B-b-but-but-but—
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29. Now, now, I don't want to be any trouble.
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30. Then you shouldn't have gotten bit.
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31. Come on, stupid dog.
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32. Thank you, doctor.
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33. Just keep soaking it.
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34. Ahhhh...
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35. Ohhhh...
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36. Muriel! You're missing your favorite show!
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37. Muriel!
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38. Go find her.
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39. Ahhhhh!
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40. You almost bought it, boy. What is up with that?
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41. You have nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all.
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42. Your son here says there is something wrong with you.
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43. What is up with that?
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44. Shhhh! I'm watching my favorite show.
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45. Now, I want you to open your mouth and say, ahhh!
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46. Ooohhhh!
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47. What?
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48. Stupid dog.
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49. Ahhhh!
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50. That is the worst case of chicken pox I have ever seen.
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51. Mice? Mice in my house!
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52. Gonna get me a mallet!
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53. Eh, where did I put that mallet?
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54. Muriel... big mole... eating people... ugly teeth...
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55. Search, search, search!
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56. Oh, you're such a lousy typist.
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57. Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.
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58. You're welcome. What you've got here is a weremole.
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59. - Don't tell me that. -They come out in the full moon
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60. and they've got a taste for rabbits and people.
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61. And if you're bitten by a weremole,
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62. you become one yourself.
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63. Ooooh! What should I do?
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64. If I were you, I'd get a big mallet and—
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65. No, no, no! A cure! A cure!
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66. Oh... that's easy.
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67. Get a little hair of the mole that bit you.
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68. Just don't get bitten.
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69. Where's that darn mallet?
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70. Can't bop a mouse without me mallet.
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71. Owww!
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72. That's not me mallet!
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73. Ahhh! Me mallet!
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74. Whoa!
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75. The things I do for love.
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76. Ahhhh!
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77. Ahhhh!
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78. Ahhhh!
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79. Ahhhh!
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80. Ahhh!
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81. What'd you do? I almost had it!
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82. You ruin everything.
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83. But-but-but—
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84. Eh, stupid dog.
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85. Muriel?
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86. Where have you been? You've missed the whole show.
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87. Muriel!
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88. Now where'd that mouse get to?
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89. I swear, all this bother over a wee mouse.
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90. Ahhhh!
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91. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
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92. Ahhhhh!
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93. Is there a doctor in the house?
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94. Oooh...
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95. Eustace, it's Mother's Day,
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96. you have to go see your mom.
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97. Then you're coming with me.
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98. Oh, no, I'm not going to see that woman.
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99. Well, I ain't goin' if somebody doesn't go with me.
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100. So why not take Courage?
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101. Ohhhh!
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102. I don't wanna take that dog.
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103. Well, all right, I'll take him.
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104. You're better than nobody.
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105. Now, are you sure you have all the presents?
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106. Yeah, I got 'em.
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107. And be polite, take your hat off in the house,
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108. and give your mommy my regards.
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109. Are you sure you don't want to go?
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110. Be off with you now, my favorite show is starting.
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111. Listen up, dog. Here's the plan.
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112. When we get to ma's, I'll give you the high sign.
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113. That's the high sign.
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114. When I give the high sign,
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115. you act like a mad dog and attack ma!
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116. You know how to growl, don't you?
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117. You just open your mouth and...
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118. Ahhhh!
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119. Got that?
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120. Got that?
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121. Hi, ma!
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122. Hello, Courage!
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123. Good to see you!
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124. Urgh!
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125. Eustace, you stupid boy!
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126. Grrr!
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127. Ahhhh!
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128. Mad dog! Mad dog!
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129. I'll protect you, ma!
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130. Ahhh! That's no way to treat my little Courage.
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131. We'll go in and sit down and have us a nice visit.
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132. I'm sorry, ma.
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133. How impolite to wear my hat in the house.
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134. Put your hat back on. You look like a billiard ball.
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135. Aw, the little hound.
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136. Don't you feed him? Poor little fella looks hungry.
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137. Grrr!
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138. Now, Courage, you just make yourself comfortable
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139. and I'll be back with some food.
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140. What are you doing sitting at the table?
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141. Okay, I'm not at the table!
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142. Courage, please sit down.
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143. Now, you just eat to your heart's content.
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144. Grrr!
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145. It's not my fault! I'm not even hungry!
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146. You can have the cherry.
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147. Get that thing away from me!
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148. No wonder the little dog wants to share his food.
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149. You're all skin and bones.
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150. If you'd come to see your ma, you might get something to eat,
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151. but do you come? No!
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152. I'm here, ain't I?
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153. Yeah, and I suppose you want me to feed you, too.
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154. Uh, well, I wouldn't mind if you did...
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155. I'm sort of hungry.
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156. Well, all right.
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157. What are you doing sitting at the table, dog?
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158. I'm not! I'm not!
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159. Eat up.
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160. Oh...
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161. Don't put your head down.
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162. Don't eat too fast. Pull your socks up!
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163. Don't slouch! Sit up!
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164. Why can't you be more civilized? Like Courage.
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165. - Noooooo! -Eh, well—
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166. Don't talk with your mouth full.
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167. In fact, don't say anything at all.
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168. How'd you like that meal?
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169. Ohhhhh...
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170. Fine, let's go sit in the next room and chat.
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171. Stop making ma like you so much!
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172. Got it?
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173. [Ma] Eustace, come here, you stupid boy!
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174. Hold on, ma.
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175. I got you some gifts.
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176. Oooh, I hope this works.
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177. Ah-choo!
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178. Ohhhh...
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179. Yuck! You know I don't like chocolates!
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180. Aww.
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181. - How about a photo? -Heh heh heh.
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182. Good. Hold the mirror.
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183. Heh heh heh heh.
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184. Okay, I'm done.
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185. Make it nice.
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186. Aw.
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187. Cheese.
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188. Courage, don't we look great?
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189. Guess what? I have a surprise for you.
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190. Here! When ma gets back, you take a picture of us.
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191. You stupid little dog—
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192. [Ma] Stop it!
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193. Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
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194. Ready for your surprise?
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195. Hey! That's mine!
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196. Why don't you ever give me any presents?
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197. Want something, do ya?
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198. - Ooga booga booga! -Ooohhhhh!
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199. Ha ha ha!
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200. You're still a fraidy baby!
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201. Ha ha ha ha! Your pa was a real man.
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202. You can't fill his shoes.
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203. Not a man, huh?
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204. I'll show you!
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205. We'll see who's the best man.
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206. You want me to shame you in front of your dog, huh?
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207. Okay, let's do it.
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208. You never liked me.
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209. You stupid boy!
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210. Ahhhh!
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211. Do something.
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212. If I lose...
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213. you lose.
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214. You stupid dog.
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215. Nooooo!
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216. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
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217. ah-chooo!
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218. My hair! Oh, no!
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219. I'm ugly! I'm ugly!
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220. Ma! Where'd your hair go?
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221. You upset ma, you stupid dog.
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222. It's all your fault.
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223. My hair! My hair!
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224. I'm ugly!
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225. How could you love a mother who has no hair?
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226. No, ma.
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227. You always looked good to me.
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228. Boo hoo... I did?
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229. Thank you, son.
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230. But you're the ugliest boy I ever did see.
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231. Ha ha ha ha!
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232. Heh heh heh heh!
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233. That's my ma.
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234. Well, how did it all go?
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235. Yeah, yeah, nice visit.
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236. Have to do it again... Real soon.
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237. Isn't that nice?
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238. What did you all do? Oh!
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239. Isn't that lovely?
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240. Stupid dog!
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