1. We interrupt this program
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2. Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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3. Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.
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4. Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,
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5. who lives in
the middle of Nowhere
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6. with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.
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7. But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.
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8. It's up to Courage
to save his new home.
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9. Stupid dog.
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10. You made me
look bad.
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11. - Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!
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12. Who's the master?
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13. Aah!
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14. Ha ha ha!
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15. Ow! What did I do?
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16. Huh?
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17. Courage, what is it?
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18. Stupid dog.
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19. Courage, do you mind
repeating that?
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20. Oh, Courage,
it must have been a fish.
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21. Nothin' to worry about.
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22. But—but—but...
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23. Oh...
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24. I think I'll have
some more tea myself.
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25. What's that dripping sound?
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26. Eustace...
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27. Oh.
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28. Eustace...
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29. oh!
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30. Eustace...
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31. Oh, my. What is it now?
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32. Ahh...
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33. Are you all right,
Eustace?
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34. What?
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35. Yeah, yeah.
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36. Darned herbal teas.
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37. The kitchen ceiling's
leaking again, Eustace.
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38. You'd better go
fix it.
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39. "Go fix it, Eustace".
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40. "Better fix it, Eustace".
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41. Can't even fix
a cup of tea.
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42. Eustace...
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43. Eustace...
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44. Huh?
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45. Eustace...
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46. Aah!
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47. Eustace...
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48. Ahh...
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49. Nee!
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50. Tsk tsk tsk.
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51. Oh, Eustace,
you don't look so well.
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52. Let's get you
to bed now.
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53. Huh?
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54. Come with me...
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55. Come with me.
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56. Come with me...
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57. Oh, my.
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58. I'm beginning to worry
about you, Eustace.
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59. Tomorrow, we're off
to see the doctor.
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60. That's all
there is to it.
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61. Huh?
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62. Aah!
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63. This can't be
happening.
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64. Eustace...
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65. Eustace is gone.
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66. Oh, my Eustace.
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67. I knew something
was wrong.
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68. I want my Eustace.
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69. There's only one thing
to do.
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70. But I won't like it.
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71. Ah, the things
I do for love.
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72. Hey, is this puddle
getting smaller?
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73. It is getting smaller!
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74. I'd better hurry
before it closes up.
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75. Oh...
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76. Ah... Ah...
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77. Why does that
look familiar?
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78. Eustace...
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79. Aah!
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80. Let me out of here!
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81. I'll get you,
you good-for-nothing...
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82. Ow!
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83. Oh!
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84. Eustace!
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85. Courage!
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86. Uh!
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87. Wait till I get out of here!
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88. I'll get you, you...
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89. You're back!
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90. Oh, Eustace,
you're back!
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91. Where have you been?
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92. Ow!
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93. What did I do?
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94. Hmm?
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95. Oh!
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96. I wonder who
that could be.
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97. Hello.
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98. Hello.
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99. Who the heck
are you?
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100. I'm Benton Tarentella.
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101. Benton Tarentella?
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102. The famous
independent movie director.
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103. Oh, Eustace.
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104. He's a famous
movie director.
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105. Never heard of him.
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106. I knew I saw
your face before.
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107. You've been
on television, haven't you?
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108. Well, yes.
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109. I knew it!
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110. I just knew it.
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111. He's famous,
Eustace.
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112. Big deal.
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113. What do you
want?
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114. I'll explain.
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115. May I?
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116. Oh, yes.
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117. Come in,
Mr. Tarentella.
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118. Come in.
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119. Hmm...
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120. I was driving by,
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121. scouting locations
for my latest blockbuster.
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122. Oh, scouting
locations.
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123. That sounds
so fancy!
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124. So what?
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125. This is
my next Opus:
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126. The Return of the Zombies
from Beneath the Farm.
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127. Ohh! A real
movie script, Eustace!
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128. And?
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129. I want to make my movie here...
On your farm...
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130. In this house.
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131. Oh, "W-
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132. We ain't
interested.
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133. We'll pay tons of cash.
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134. Ok.
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135. We're interested.
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136. Excellent.
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137. Now, if you'll both
sign down there on the "X."
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138. Aah!
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139. What is it,
Courage?
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140. Muriel, has anyone
ever told you
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141. that you should
be in pictures?
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142. Oh, my goodness, no.
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143. Here's your contract.
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144. When do we get paid?
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145. Right after
we shoot the movie...
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146. And we start shooting
tonight.
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147. Ohh...
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148. Tonight?
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149. Oh, yes.
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150. Isn't this exciting?
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151. May I see your basement?
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152. Yeah, this is great.
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153. Great!
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154. We'll do the zombie
resurrection scene here.
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155. This is a great angle.
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156. I love it.
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157. We can do a tracking shot
over here,
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158. and then rack focus.
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159. Eustace, this place
is a mess.
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160. We should really
straighten up for the movie.
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161. Right.
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162. This is great.
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163. Great!
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164. Aah!
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165. Courage,
is something wrong?
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166. Muriel...
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167. In this light,
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168. well, you look like...
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169. You look like you have
to be in my movie.
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170. Oh, "W-
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171. In this scene,
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172. you will play the victim
of the zombie sacrifice.
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173. Gracious.
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174. That's so
exciting!
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175. What's my role?
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176. Your role is digging
the zombie's tomb.
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177. Now you're talkin'.
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178. Get away from me!
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179. This is my role.
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180. Oh... Oof... Ow... Ooh!
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181. And don't let me
catch you down here again!
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182. Stupid
scene-stealing dog...
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183. Sorry.
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184. No record of
Benton Tarentella
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185. in the independent
film database
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186. or in any film
listings.
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187. Hey, you want to
sing a song I know?
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188. Just keep checking!
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189. Yeah.
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190. This is great!
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191. This is gonna be great!
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192. "Amateur Filmmakers Slay 12".
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193. Oh, no!
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194. "Benton Tarentella
and Errol Van Volkheim
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195. "Pose as film directors to lure
unsuspecting victims to their fate.
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196. "Tarantella and Van Volkheim
jailed.
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197. "Van Volkheim released
for good behavior.
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198. Tarentella dies in prison."
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199. I knew it!
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200. Tarentella's a zombie!
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201. Ooh!
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202. But where's this other guy—
Van Volkheim?
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203. He's dead.
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204. Yes!
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205. And he was buried in a cemetery...
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206. Good.
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207. That this house was built over.
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208. Not good.
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209. Right. That's right.
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210. Nice and tight.
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211. "Scene One:
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212. Fool old people.
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213. Scene Two:
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214. Dig Big Hole.
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215. Scene Three:
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216. When planets align,
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217. Dead partner rises
from the grave.
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218. Scene Four:
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219. Eat old lady."
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220. Ooh!
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221. Perfect.
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222. You're just in time,
doggie.
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223. I have a great role
for you.
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224. You'll play the dog
locked up in the trunk.
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225. Eustace?
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226. Stupid overacting dog!
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227. And quit stealing
my scenes!
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228. That's very good, Courage.
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229. I didn't know
you could act.
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230. The light is perfect.
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231. Now what do I do?
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232. Why, you're
the cameraman.
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233. All you have
to do is run the camera.
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234. Ha ha ha!
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235. Do I get paid extra?
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236. Sure.
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237. Excellent.
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238. Let's roll camera.
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239. Rolling!
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240. Ha ha ha!
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241. Great!
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242. This is gonna be great.
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243. Great effects!
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244. Benton.
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245. Errol.
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246. Let's set up for
the next shot.
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247. Ja. I'm starving.
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248. Eustace,
this next scene
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249. features Mr. Van
Volkheim and myself
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250. as newly risen zombies
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251. about to devour Muriel.
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252. I'm going to promote
you to director.
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253. What's the pay?
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254. Tons.
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255. Deal!
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256. Ha ha!
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257. Ok. ls everyone ready?
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258. Yes, yes.
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259. We know
what to do.
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260. Let's roll it.
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261. Wait, wait!
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262. What?
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263. What?
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264. Move over.
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265. I can't see
Muriel's face.
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266. Can we start now?
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267. How should I know?
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268. Check the script.
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269. Let's see.
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270. Here's the scene.
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271. The big zombie lets the
dog out of the box.
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272. What?
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273. That's what it says.
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274. Let me see that.
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275. I don't remember...
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276. Well, if it's
in the script...
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277. Ok.
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278. Yes!
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279. Now what?
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280. It says that
the zombies
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281. go back in the hole
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282. and the dog
buries them.
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283. What?
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284. This is not my work!
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285. This is not my work!
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286. I can't believe it.
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287. You are such
a lousy writer.
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288. You have always been
a lousy writer.
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289. It's not my work!
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290. I come all this way
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291. just for you to write me
back in the grave!
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292. That's it.
Our partnership is kaput,
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293. once and for all.
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294. I never want to work
with you again.
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295. Ah, who wants to work with
a hack like you, anyway?
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296. Oh, shut up!
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297. I never saw
that ending coming.
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298. Courage,
isn't this exciting?
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299. When am I
gettin' paid?
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300. Courage, dear,
you stole the whole movie.
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301. I'm ready for
my close-up now.
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302. Ouch!
Not that close!
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303. Stupid dog!
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