1. We interrupt this program
to bring you...
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2. Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
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3. Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.
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4. Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,
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5. who lives in
the middle of Nowhere
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6. with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.
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7. But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.
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8. It's up to Courage
to save his new home.
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9. Stupid dog.
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10. You made me
look bad.
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11. - Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!
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12. Aah!
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13. We have no place
for the likes of you.
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14. Oh.
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15. Aah!
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16. Ugly.
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17. Oh.
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18. Sir, you are ugly,
hideous, and, furthermore,
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19. not at all pleasant to look at.
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20. I thought I told you
to fetch my raincoat.
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21. Huh?
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22. Don't you know how to fetch?
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23. You stupid dog.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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24. Aah!
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25. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -Oh.
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26. Excuse me, sir.
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27. Huh?
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28. Do you have a room
I could spend the night in?
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29. Aah!
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30. No!
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31. Oh, we could've put him
in the attic, at least.
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32. What are you standing there for?
Get my raincoat.
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33. Ooh.
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34. Huh? Bells?
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35. Ooh.
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36. Aiiee.
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37. Aah! Aah!
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38. Whoooaaa!
Aah!
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39. Whoooaaa!
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40. Ohhh!
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41. Whoo.
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42. Courage!
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43. Uh
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44. Shhh.
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45. Where are you, stupid dog?
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46. I'll be right back.
Don't make me look for you.
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47. Where's my raincoat,
you stupid dog?
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48. Thanks.
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49. I'm waitin.'
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50. Know what I have for you?
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51. Ba-ba-ba-ba-booga!
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52. Aah!
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53. He treats you so badly.
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54. One shouldn't act unkindly
to others.
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55. Ohh!
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56. Look. Look.
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57. Stupid dog.
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58. Ha ha ha.
That's better.
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59. You try.
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60. Oh, Courage,
I was afraid you'd get
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61. wet and cold out in
the barn all night.
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62. You're just in time
for breakfast.
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63. Come in. Come in.
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64. A friend of Courage
is always welcome here.
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65. I was so worried, Courage.
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66. I'm happy now.
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67. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
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68. Aah!
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69. Ooh!
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70. Ooh!
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71. Didn't I tell you
we got no place
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72. for the likes of you?
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73. Now, git!
And stay out.
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74. Now, Eustace.
He's Courage's friend.
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75. That makes it worse.
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76. Oh, Eustace,
don't make such a fuss.
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77. Sit down and eat your breakfast.
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78. I'll even get those
little blueberries
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79. you like so much.
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80. Eh, well, I wouldn't
mind if you did.
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81. I'm sort of hungry.
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82. You know how
you spell "ugly"?
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83. U... You, you, you,
you, you, you!
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84. And you sure are
extremely... Bald.
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85. Oh, yeah?
Well, you look like something
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86. the cow spit up.
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87. You, sir,
are extremely bald.
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88. Aww... Aww...
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89. And the only thing
uglier than this... Is this.
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90. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
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91. Are you bald? Yes.
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92. Gm!
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93. Eustace, have you no
sense of hospitality?
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94. Nope.
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95. Well, then, you can
take your breakfast
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96. and eat it in the henhouse.
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97. But—but-he called me bald.
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98. Eustace, you are bald.
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99. Well, keep him
out of my sight.
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100. And why don't you two
go out and play?
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101. Muriel, I'm hungry.
Muriel!
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102. Hear what I say?
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103. Hungry!
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104. Aww.
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105. Muriel. No dinner.
No nothing.
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106. Muriel!
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107. What do you think
you're doing?
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108. Oh! Enjoying the concert.
Get your chair.
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109. That thing!
In my raincoat!
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110. Get your ugliness
out of my coat.
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111. Aah!
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112. You little...
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113. That's it.
Now you just keep walking
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114. till I can't see
you no more.
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115. You stupid dog.
It's always your fault.
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116. Look at me.
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117. Boo-boo-boo-boo-booga!
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118. Aah!
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119. Aah!
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120. What did that little dog
ever do to you?
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121. I told you to git.
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122. What goes around
comes around.
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123. Do you really
want to see ugly?
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124. Uh...
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125. Stupid dog.
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126. Aah!
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127. Help!
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128. Aah!
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129. Huh?
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130. Eustace,
are you all right?
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131. I think it's time I left.
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132. Thank you for
your kindness.
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133. I hope I find more people
like you out there.
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134. I'm sure you will.
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135. Empty.
My heart is empty,
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136. and my clouds are full.
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137. A goose, a gander,
a godly goosey gander,
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138. without love,
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139. is nothing but a fowl.
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140. Without love, all of this
is but puff and fluff
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141. and stuff.
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142. The coming rain
should do these flowers good.
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143. Darn horn.
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144. Eustace?
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145. It'll be raining
any minute now.
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146. You should
come inside.
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147. Oh, pure and
formless beauty.
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148. Oh, light, oh, sky,
oh, baby's breath.
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149. You have grown solid.
You have grown real.
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150. You have grown fat.
You have grown real fat,
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151. and your name is...
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152. Muriel, Muriel!
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153. Muriel.
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154. If letters be in order,
let them be in such order
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155. as to spell... Muriel.
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156. Muriel!
Where's my pliers?
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157. I am filled, full, and dizzy.
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158. I am...
A stuffed goose.
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159. If I gaze at her longer,
I shall be consumed.
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160. Has ever a Goose God gazed upon
such unfeathered beauty,
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161. immortal flesh?
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162. Does a Goose God
pursue a mortal woman?
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163. Does one who calls
the clouds home
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164. love one who must floss?
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165. Does a Goose God love a Muriel?
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166. Eh, I'll give it a shot.
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167. Courage, what is it?
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168. Courage,
you sound awful.
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169. How about a cup of
hot tea with honey
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170. and a wee nap?
Ooh, forget the tea.
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171. Ahem.
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172. B-b-but...
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173. You must have seen
a bird, Courage.
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174. Flowers. Candy.
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175. They pale in the wake
of her beauty.
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176. Huh?
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177. Muriel! Muriel!
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178. Where's my pliers?
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179. Did you take my—eh?
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180. What you got there, dog?
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181. What?
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182. Why, Eustace.
For me?
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183. What a sweet surprise.
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184. Eustace,
you are a dear man.
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185. No, no!
It's that goose thing.
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186. If I am to make her mine,
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187. I must toss away my fears
like lint from a dryer.
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188. I am a Goose God,
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189. and I must have
this woman as my Queen.
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190. Now, Courage, it's not polite
to point.
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191. Mortal woman, I am here to
pronounce eternal love for you.
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192. And you
pronounced it perfectly.
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193. You do not understand.
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194. I present to you
an expression of my love.
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195. This gift.
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196. Ah, that's sweet,
but I'm spoken for.
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197. Mm-hmm.
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198. But thank you. I've never had an
endless field of flowers before.
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199. It's very flattering.
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200. Who was that?
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201. It was an admirer
who offered me
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202. a field of flowers
and his eternal love.
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203. Oh.
You seen my screwdriver?
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204. That goose better not
try to take Muriel away.
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205. It's true.
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206. Oh, it's a poem.
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207. - Then all days be sunny,
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208. all days shall be spring.
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209. He does have a
way with words.
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210. Oh!
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211. Aiiee.
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212. J" When a Goose God
loves a woman J"
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213. S' A woman, big and round S'
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214. J" When a Goose God
loves that woman J"
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215. J" A Goose God
makes this sound J"
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216. Oh, how lovely.
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217. Don't listen. Don't listen!
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218. Booga-booga-booga!
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219. Aah!
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220. Well, if he's not
going to do anything...
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221. Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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222. Oh, Eustace.
That's lovely.
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223. J" Goose God and Muriel,
Goose God and Muriel J"
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224. J" Goose God and Muriel forever J"
Thank you.
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225. J" Eustace and Muriel,
Eustace and Muriel J"
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226. S' Eustace and Mur-S' oh'.!
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227. Oh, I'm famished.
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228. That goose has gotta go.
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229. Mmm.
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230. Oof! Oof.
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231. Come with me, fleshy Muriel.
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232. Come with me on goosey wind
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233. and wing to Valhalla,
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234. where you shall be
my fleshy Queen.
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235. Oh, no!
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236. You make an old woman
feel young again.
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237. But my place is here
with the man I love,
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238. and my dear
precious Courage.
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239. Yay!
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240. [marching band music playing
and blowing horn
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241. I think it's best
if you find another.
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242. - Eee!
- If I cannot win Muriel with my love,
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243. then I shall take her.
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244. Oh!
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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245. Eek!
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246. Aah!
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247. Oh!
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248. That—that sound.
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249. What is that glorious sound?
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250. Uhh.
Well, I never.
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251. Oh, I have found you.
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252. I have found my true love.
I have found my Queen.
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253. N-n-n-n-n-n-no.
I am not his Queen.
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254. Oh, speak to me again,
my Queen.
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255. Make your sounds
of love and longing.
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256. Come, my Queen.
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257. Ascend with me. The heavens
await our harmony of honk.
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258. Aiiee!
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259. Heh?
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260. My truck!
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261. Look, Courage,
we've been invited to a wedding.
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262. The goose and Eustace's truck
are going to get married.
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263. I'm nothing without my truck.
Come back to me, truck.
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264. Come back!
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265. S' Waa-aaa-aaa-aaa S'
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266. S' Bum-bum-bum-bum... S'
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267. S' Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-aah S'
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268. J" ... Bum-bum-bum-J"
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269. Stupid dog!
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270. Ha ha ha ha.
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