1. We interrupt this program to bring
you Courage! The Cowardly Dog Show!Copy !req
2. Starring Courage! The Cowardly Dog!Copy !req
3. Abandoned as a pup, he
was found by Muriel, who livesCopy !req
4. in the middle of nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bag!Copy !req
5. But creepy stuff happens in nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home!Copy !req
6. But dog, you made me look bad!Copy !req
7. Oh, Courage! You did such
a nice job repainting my chair!Copy !req
8. That quick drying
paint is amazing!Copy !req
9. An emergency! Watch for a tornado!Copy !req
10. Oh my! A tornado!
We'd better get to the center!Copy !req
11. Oh my! I'm stuck!Copy !req
12. Courage! I thought you'd use
the quick drying paint on the chair!Copy !req
13. Quick drying glue? Oh no!Copy !req
14. You'd better find Eustace!Copy !req
15. Wake up!Copy !req
16. I'm only three and a half years old.
Who are you?Copy !req
17. Muriel?Copy !req
18. That's my name. Do you want to wear a dot?Copy !req
19. What happened to you?Copy !req
20. You're funny, Ducky!Copy !req
21. Oh no! You'll be home soon, Muriel!Copy !req
22. I want to go to the candy
store! I want to buy a toy!Copy !req
23. I want to watch TV! I
want to go to the zoo!Copy !req
24. I want to go swimming!
I want a new doll!Copy !req
25. I want a new front tooth! I want
a tea party! I want a party dress!Copy !req
26. I know I'm not going to like this!Copy !req
27. Hey!Copy !req
28. Okay, okay. I'll be right back!Copy !req
29. Muriel, what am I going to do?
What am I going to do?Copy !req
30. Hi, I'm Muriel. I'm only three
and a half years old. Who are you?Copy !req
31. What?Copy !req
32. I want an Easter egg! I want an egg!Copy !req
33. Hey! Stop that!Copy !req
34. I'm hungry! I'm hungry!Copy !req
35. Okay, okay!Copy !req
36. This stinks! I hate it this way!Copy !req
37. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
38. Less cheese!Copy !req
39. More macaroni!Copy !req
40. Less macaroni!Copy !req
41. More cheese!Copy !req
42. More cheese and macaroni!Copy !req
43. I hate macaroni and cheese.Copy !req
44. Bad! You'll hurt yourself!Copy !req
45. You're funny, Ducky!Copy !req
46. Where are... What are you
doing, dog? Where's Muriel?Copy !req
47. Hi, I'm Muriel. I'm only three
and a half years old. Who are you?Copy !req
48. Huh?Copy !req
49. Why'd you do that first, stupid dog?Copy !req
50. Okay, that's it! Go to your room!Copy !req
51. Don't cry. It'll be okay. Okay?Copy !req
52. Guess what I found?Copy !req
53. Fooka, fooka, fooka!Copy !req
54. To get the old Muriel
back, you have to place herCopy !req
55. into a tornado that spins
in the opposite direction.Copy !req
56. Do tornadoes spin in reverse?Copy !req
57. Only in the southern hemisphere, you twit.Copy !req
58. All the way down there?Copy !req
59. Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Peru.
Your choice.Copy !req
60. Personally, I like the
chicken tandoori in Sri Lanka.Copy !req
61. Huh?Copy !req
62. I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
63. I can't take it anymore either!Copy !req
64. Good luck.Copy !req
65. Sit down! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
66. Sit down!Copy !req
67. I'm thirsty! I'm hungry!
I'm dizzy! I'm nauseous!Copy !req
68. I'm gonna hurl! I'm gonna blow a chokes!Copy !req
69. Yes!Copy !req
70. I hope this works!Copy !req
71. You're wonderful!Copy !req
72. Excuse me, pilot. Have you got any
of those little bags of salted peanuts?Copy !req
73. Courage!
I didn't know you could drive a plane!Copy !req
74. Muriel?Copy !req
75. Muriel!Copy !req
76. Muriel!Copy !req
77. Muriel! Where's my dinner?Copy !req
78. Courage! You're such a good driver!Copy !req
79. But you need a little work on your parking.Copy !req
80. The Latino emergency is over. Now the...Copy !req
81. What's that?Copy !req
82. Oh my, it's a stage!Copy !req
83. Big deal!Copy !req
84. Not just a stage, little lady.
The one, the only, Fusilli Magic Stage!Copy !req
85. The great Fusilli at your service.Copy !req
86. And I bring my world-famous magic
stage right here, to nowhere, just for you.Copy !req
87. How exciting!Copy !req
88. I got my TV!Copy !req
89. Ah, bellissimo!Copy !req
90. This stage, she call you, no?Copy !req
91. Yes! Just ask my actors.Copy !req
92. What actors? I don't see no actors.Copy !req
93. Oh, don't worry. That's the magic.Copy !req
94. Have you never dreamed of
the excitement of being on stage?Copy !req
95. Have you not dreamed of putting on the
makeup that takes away all the cares of life?Copy !req
96. I am right, no?Copy !req
97. Nope.Copy !req
98. I'm too shy.Copy !req
99. No, I think you could be a star.
Don't you think so too?Copy !req
100. Nope.Copy !req
101. Just you step on a stage,
you hear the applause,Copy !req
102. the cheers, the magic,
all your fears, they go.Copy !req
103. And then, oh then, you stay forever.Copy !req
104. I couldn't.Copy !req
105. Do not deny Fusili his greatest
pleasure to see the stage come alive.Copy !req
106. Oh my!Copy !req
107. Now, you say the line.Copy !req
108. How now brown cow.Copy !req
109. That stink!Copy !req
110. Is all that applause for me?Copy !req
111. The audience is always here,
is always cheering for you.Copy !req
112. When I was a girl, I did juggle a little.Copy !req
113. Muriel, you're making
a dang fool of yourself.Copy !req
114. You're a natural.Copy !req
115. I, the great Fusili, invite
you, Eustacean Muriel,Copy !req
116. to join my magic stage.
You tour the world.Copy !req
117. What's in it for us?Copy !req
118. You be rich.Copy !req
119. Give me your autograph.Copy !req
120. This is your dressing room.Copy !req
121. Makeup.Copy !req
122. Costumes.Copy !req
123. And your script.Copy !req
124. The audience, she's a love you.Copy !req
125. You feel the magic, no?Copy !req
126. And once you feel the magic,
you no wanna leave the stage.Copy !req
127. And then, you no wanna leave Fusili, ever.Copy !req
128. Ah, we're ready for the next scene.
You be in this too.Copy !req
129. Everybody, place on the stage.
The show, she's about to begin.Copy !req
130. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
131. The great Fusili brings for
your entertainment pleasure,Copy !req
132. a simple family scene, starring
Eustace, Muriel and the cute little doggy.Copy !req
133. Stupid dog.Copy !req
134. For Fusili, everybody play
a part and make Fusili laugh.Copy !req
135. Belong to Fusili, like all my stars.Copy !req
136. What's this? Muriel? Doggy?Copy !req
137. Doggy, you're just in time
for the greatest magic of all.Copy !req
138. I feel a little strange.Copy !req
139. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
140. I don't feel quite myself.Copy !req
141. It's a good show, no?Copy !req
142. Hey, what do you do?
That's not part of the act, but I fix it.Copy !req
143. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
144. No one break up my act.Copy !req
145. This is so funny.Copy !req
146. It's a phantom!Copy !req
147. It's a phantom! Don't come near me!Copy !req
148. How now, brown cow?Copy !req
149. How now, brown cow?Copy !req
150. Nice evening, isn't it, Eustace?Copy !req
151. Long as it don't rain.Copy !req
152. Stupid dog.Copy !req
153. The things I do for love.Copy !req
154. The things I do for love.Copy !req