1. I'm so glad you're moving
out of this neighborhood Annie.
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2. Some dude peed on my car
while I was parking it.
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3. Oh, you met spaghetti!
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4. - Yeah, I won't miss him.
- Speaking of missing people,
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bullet... Of friendship.
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under the weather.
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7. - Pshaw!
- Thanks for helping.
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8. Can you imagine how much fun
this is gonna be?
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a honeymoon phase,
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You're 20.
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It's natural.
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them become the things
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to smother them with a pillow.
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23. Yeah, like I'm gonna
get sick of this.
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27. - Nice! Tweet it!
- Tweeting it.
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28. - What are you tweeting?
- Everything.
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Annie's move on Twitter.
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30. Hashtag #Annie'sMove.
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31. How fun.
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32. How was I supposed to know
it was a handicap space?
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the wheelchair was yelling it.
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- Sick.
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The Gap or Banana Republic?
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you got me all figured out.
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you're not in bed.
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to be violently ill
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50. And who's your primary care
physician, Mr. Winger?
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51. Uh, Dr. Schroeder.
S-c-h.
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my insurance card?
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58. It's a machine telling me
I'm low on khakis.
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59. Dr. Tarpenian to radiology,
Dr. Tarpenian.
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60. Crap, I- I'm sorry.
I just assumed—
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I don't blame you.
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that I'm sick.
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if you had what I have,
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67. Sorry.
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you guys on Monday.
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69. You are fantastic.
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70. So are you.
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76. I don't know.
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77. I think I left some
in the bathroom.
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78. Nope, uh, nothing in here.
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You used all of it?
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81. Nice. Tweeting it!
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82. Okay, there might be
a slight danger
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84. Man children...
Can't live with them,
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with your tape.
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86. Britta, don't make jokes.
You're bad at it.
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to live anywhere else.
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88. And everything is riding
on this, and I'm out of tape—
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89. Annie, listen.
Breathe.
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who ate too many shrooms
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at the Anne Frank house.
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93. Oh, no, no, he's fine.
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94. The doctor said that the drugs
made his body just limp enough
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breaking his neck.
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what your taste in men
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103. - Limp...
- Loosey-goosey.
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104. Okay... New Annie.
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105. Going with the flow.
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106. Loosey-goosey— Is it
loosey-goosey or goosey-loosey?
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107. Is that hyphenated?
You know what?
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108. Don't tell me.
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109. I don't need to know.
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110. Bro... Heim.
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111. Okay, go.
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112. - Aah!
- Didn't feel it.
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113. What... a fun use
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115. I know! We have to
sell this to the military.
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116. Yeah, baby.
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117. Yah, babuh.
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118. Here's the other tape gun.
Think fast!
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119. Ooh!
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120. You broke my pluggy thing.
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121. No worries.
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122. That's what
the security deposit is for.
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123. Hashtag #ThatlsAll.
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124. Oh no, you're not
letting some slumlord
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126. I'll fix it.
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kind of thing all the time
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128. - when I was a slumlord.
- Really, Pierce?
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129. My landlord's coming by
to do the inspection at 5:00.
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130. Do you think you're gonna
have it done by then?
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131. Easy peasy, George and Weezie.
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132. This is probably the last
that'll fit in our car.
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133. I'll help you.
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134. But not in an uptight way.
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135. I'm very concerned about
this living situation.
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136. I mean, I've seen enough
episodes of Friends
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137. to know that cohabitation
leads to sex, drugs
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138. and something a parade magazine
called Schwimmer-fatigue.
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139. Good for you, Shirley.
What's the saying?
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140. If you can't stop 'em,
judge 'em?
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141. Well, somebody's gotta be
this group's moral compass.
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142. And that somebody
has to be you, right?
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143. Because by moral compass,
you mean Shirley's religion.
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144. Well...
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145. Want a ride?
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of the conversation,
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148. Don't worry, Shirley.
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151. Britta!
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152. Well, hey there, stranger!
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153. What a coincidence, huh?
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154. This is just like that, uh,
Lake House movie.
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155. I can only assume.
Even I have limits.
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156. Dean Pelton.
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157. Jeff, it's Saturday.
Call me Craig.
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158. Off campus,
I'm just a craigular Joe.
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159. Ooh, what'd you get?
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160. Ah, now I feel like I have to
head back out there.
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161. Dean—uh, Craig,
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162. it's nice to see you
but I actually have to run.
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163. Oh, yeah, you're probably
heading to help Annie move.
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164. Right?
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165. Oh, I follow Troy
and Abed on Twitter.
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166. Looks like Annie's moving
and you're...
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168. Curious.
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169. I might head there myself.
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170. I could tell them you said hi.
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171. I'd rather you didn't.
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172. Well, maybe I won't have time.
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173. Especially if we're doing...
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174. Lunch?
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175. Yeah, but your religion
isn't the same as morality.
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because I'm atheistic
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persecute you?
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179. You don't have a religion.
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180. Oh, look!
A hitchhiker.
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181. A person in need.
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182. Oh, my God.
What am I doing?
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to help him out.
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184. Do not help him out.
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185. Why, because it
proves the existence
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187. No, because he looks stinky.
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188. Judge not, Shirley.
Judge not.
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thank you.
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190. Where are you headed,
fellow human?
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191. Riverside Falls?
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192. That's 40 minutes away.
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193. Oh, I guess I'm just
a really good person.
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194. I knew you were.
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in your faces.
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accepted Jesus Christ
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198. Oh, that's nice.
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199. Ow!
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200. Needed a coat of paint anyway.
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201. Welcome, Annie,
to your new home.
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202. Okay... To reacquaint you,
there's the bathroom,
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and, of course, our bedroom.
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204. And if the room's a rockin'
please come a knockin'
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205. because there's something
probably terribly wrong.
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206. Yeah, we're pretty chill
in there.
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207. Mm-hmm, now let's go
see your room.
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208. What's that?
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210. You said this was
a two bedroom.
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211. It is, one, two.
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212. Yours is a blanket fort.
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213. An awesome blanket fort.
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214. But still highly flammable
so no candles.
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215. What do you think?
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216. - Tweet it?
- Tweeting it!
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you're so taken aback.
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218. This apartment
is where dreams come true.
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219. We spent our whole lives
being told that blanket forts
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or when uncles die.
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222. But that's a lie, Annie.
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in a fort of blankets
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226. I'm surprised you guys haven't
chosen to live in one.
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enough time in yours.
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228. I mean, it's where
we're gonna watch tv.
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229. Right.
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230. Uh, what's that door
over there?
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232. - No.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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234. Something like that.
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235. What's a linen closet?
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236. A siesta salad and an iced tea.
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237. Excelente.
And for you?
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238. Ahem.
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239. - The gentleman...
- Oh...
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a top notch-os
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241. and a watermelon Margarita.
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242. Thank you, Jeffrey.
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243. So, any brothers or sisters?
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244. And we'll take the check too.
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245. Oh!
What's the rush?
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and then I'm leaving.
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I just hope that I don't
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your study group on Monday.
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on Saturday.
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unlike a certain someone,
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to those sweet people.
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253. Dean, this is blackmail.
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255. And call blackmail
"a day at the mall with Craig."
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256. Because that's all
I require, Jeffrey.
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to have some fun.
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260. Because that counts.
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261. A song for the señor, señor?
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262. Adiós amores.
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263. Oh, what a surprise.
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264. Mmm!
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265. Jeez.
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266. This is actually
quite calming for some reason.
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267. And that's when I realized
I had to forgive them.
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268. That's a beautiful story.
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to find the lord.
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270. - Isn't it, Britta?
- Yeah, yeah.
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to find the lord.
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273. Amen!
What's your name, friend?
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274. - Jesus.
- Oh.
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I am him.
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278. I am the one true son of God.
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279. I was sent here
to save humanity.
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280. Oh, no.
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281. Well, it is a pleasure
to have you in my car, Jesus.
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282. Britta, stop.
It's not funny now.
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283. Hey Jesus, just curious, what's
your position on marijuana?
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285. It should be legal.
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286. Oh, that's nice.
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287. Hear me, hear me!
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the real-life fairy tale
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291. by woodsman Troy.
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292. And Bebad, his emotionally
unavailable unicorn.
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Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop.
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a package of it in the fridge
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princess named Annie.
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300. Who was harassed every day
by Count Spaghetti.
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outside of her building.
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302. Whoa!
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307. Or else.
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311. We've sang it a thousand times
together in my mind.
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Oh come on, Jeffrey.
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back here next Saturday.
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316. Ah!
That was great.
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317. Yeah, might have been
a little fun.
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318. Huh, see?
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319. And you emailed your therapist
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alone this weekend.
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322. Hmm?
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323. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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324. Now, with your permission,
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325. I'd like to sing a little song
about race-mixing.
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326. This one's called
"Don't You Do It."
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328. Ah, good evening, senator.
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330. What do you want to do next?
I paid for a full hour, so—
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from my Greendale account.
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where I received an email
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about today's sale.
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337. says I can do it, Jeffrey...
Technically.
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338. Need I remind you
the nation is at war— Ow!
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339. - I'll kill you.
- No, Jeffrey, no!
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we were making memories!
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343. Aah!
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No, no, it's too violent!
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Don't let the terrorists win!
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happily ever after!
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the little dipper.
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349. - Kiss me, woodsman Troy!
- Mwah!
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351. Living here is gonna be
fun all the time.
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the entire apartment a fort.
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for virtual adventures.
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only works in our minds.
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There's only two bedrooms,
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to fit in.
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366. - Yes.
- And you guys are hoarding
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as some kind of playroom?
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on a pile of laundry?
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369. Hey, we worked hard on that.
And it's a blanket fort.
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for half-witted children!
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in this apartment,
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Stupid dreamatorium.
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374. Dreamatorium is non-negotiable.
Read the lease.
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we added in crayon.
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take this to court.
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can be a courtroom
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I joined the study group
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about how uptight I am
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that I wouldn't fit in here
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with you guys.
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that has to adapt?
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our apartment too!
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393. And just because we're awesome
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397. - I want our Annie.
- Yeah, we blew it.
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to quit.
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400. In security deposit terms,
it's a gold mine.
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401. And you're lucky it's only
gonna cost you money.
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killed himself.
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slipped me a Mickey.
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by helping me
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from Troy and Abed's.
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How long was I out?
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for me to realize
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to keep living alone.
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Nothing I do counts.
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in our own little world.
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we make even littler worlds.
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tunnels between those worlds.
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One time a snake.
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Do you like it?
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It's perfect.
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the throw pillows.
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by size instead of color, but—
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432. But what about
the dreamatorium?
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433. Oh, it's staying.
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important than any of us.
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than our bedroom,
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in the blanket fort.
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things that we were hoping
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441. Yes, like where does
the water go in the iron?
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442. And what's the iron for?
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443. And what
gets out kool-aid stains?
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that the opposite
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doesn't work.
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446. Also, Troy scraped me when
we were fork-jousting last week
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it's healing right.
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448. - Oh, Abed, that's infected.
- Ew!
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449. Infected. That's the word
I was looking for.
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450. - Hi, guys.
- I thought you were sick.
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451. I was... n't.
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452. I kind of made it up
to get out of helping.
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453. Oh, that's okay.
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454. - It is?
- Yeah, it is.
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455. Oh, hey, Jeff, did you
know that when it snows
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456. my eyes become large?
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457. He tweeted it?
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458. - Oh, look out, asteroids!
- That was close.
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459. Thanks for getting us
to planet Greendalia
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460. safely, horsebot 3000.
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461. - Well—
- Oh, no!
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462. Greendalia has been overrun
by evil King Blorgon!
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463. - Look out, Troyborg!
- Pew pew pew!
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464. Ah! I'm dead.
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465. Horsebot 3000, no!
I love you!
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466. I am King Blorgon.
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467. And my plan is
to blow up the world!
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468. Your lasers are
useless against me.
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469. Aim for his butt.
It's his only weakness.
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470. - Pew pew!
- Bam bam!
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471. - Aah!
- We did it!
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472. Peace and tranquility have
been restored to Greendalia.
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473. And all thanks
to horsebot 3000.
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474. He belongs to the stars now.
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475. All right, five more minutes
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476. and we should probably
put a stop to this, right?
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477. Jeff, are you—
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478. I liked horsebot 3000.
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