1. "always scare, daniel-san.
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3. "miyagi hate fighting."
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4. Line?
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5. "yeah, but you
like karate."
right, right.
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like karate, though.
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9. Chang,
the audition's at 3:00.
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I shouldn't go.
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maybe I'm a bad actor.
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a fraction of acting.
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16. "always scare, daniel-san.
Miyagi hate fighting."
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18. I heard
karate kid quotes.
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for a stage adaptation
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21. Yeah, and it's for the part
of daniel larusso.
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with that, racist?
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You're acting now?
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you got a problem with that?
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and they turned it
into a plumber.
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into barrels.
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they made into a gorilla,
but I recognize my design.
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law anymore.
But we have a case, right?
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you'd be suing dead?
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throw eggs at a snake?
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be fighting a monkey?
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I don't know.
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is still broken.
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to "good morning"?
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no wi-fi.
Yeah.
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carried away.
We need oxygen.
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We need wi-fi.
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what I'm doing.
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to find the it lady.
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back to me in aramaic,
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I hear an undulating,
high-pitched whistle
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a bad it lady,
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Frankie,
hire a new it lady.
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with technology.
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it's still the same,
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up to now, mega?
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Tera.
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those bastards.
They finally did it.
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Elroy, you're the it lady.
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Not for money.
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Elroy,
abed is your friend.
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I came by.
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but imagine how bad
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about the wi-fi.
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Oh, you people are no help.
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you're surrounded.
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the bonfire,
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the weather breaks.
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ups and downs,
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we love this school
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doing with it.
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82. What? Why?
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about moving up?
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on the board?
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on the school board.
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Awesome.
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gay, right?
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91. And gay doesn't begin
to cover it. No.
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over you guys
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for a school board parade.
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fancy all year!
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No, no, no.
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isn't about that.
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a new face to the board.
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happened to be openly gay,
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we're so tolerant.
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to deal with.
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have to ask is,
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106. Because if you are,
that gayness
could be a rocket
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to new gay heights.
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of gay guys out there.
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point of the lifestyle.
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thought about it that way.
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Cutting women out of sex.
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113. It's genius.
Huh.
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115. This should lead
to the router.
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116. Back up. Back up. Back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
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What's going on?
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in there with babies in it.
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built it there
because of the heat.
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my half brother to arizona.
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121. That's probably why
the wi-fi is down.
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the mother won't come back.
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the new it lady, I am.
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won't come back.
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murdering each other
for 3 billion years.
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their 15 million
in the spotlight,
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lizards and plants.
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131. And they all just use it
to murder, eat, screw,
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saving this world
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or making a new one,
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135. But we can't do
any of it while
scheduling our evolution
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of the least lucky birds.
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137. What are you, a demon?
Did clive barker write you?
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138. Anyone who finds
that nest will come
to the same decision.
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have to get mean.
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murder monologue.
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142. Maybe they're close
to leaving the nest.
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just stall by doing
what real it people do?
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144. What's that?
Exactly.
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to make it all work.
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146. And that's what
I'm gonna do,
make it work.
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147. All of it.
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150. Next up, ben chang for
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152. "daniel-san,
why you want learn karate?"
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Sorry,
I can do better.
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Who are you?
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a friend of chang's.
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why you want...
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Oh, sorry. No.
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You read miyagi.
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miyagi's office.
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really leaking there.
Aye.
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after what?
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to go home.
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173. Well, yeah, annie got my part,
and I got the asian part.
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175. We were cast as mr. Miyagi
and the karate kid
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because one of us
is so talented,
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outside her gender
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because of eye shape.
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or meg ryan before you,
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with the role they get
that matters, all right?
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185. You're right.
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how goes it?
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And?
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to fix it.
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you work in it.
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interesting news.
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offered me a position.
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in a play,
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talking about that,
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pelton.
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gonna take the job?
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201. Jeffrey, frankie, could I
see you in my office, please?
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a token homosexual?
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the most power
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was the center square.
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is a magic show
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a rabbit out of a hat,
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never-ending handkerchiefs.
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for a school board.
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important point is,
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to make your sexuality,
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in society?
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becomes symbolic,
they gain symbolic power
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of independent power.
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an excellent point.
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good for greendale
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to be on the school board.
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you'd be leaving
a few items
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I mean...
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isn't transparency.
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always win.
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don't they?
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a chance to win.
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is pare down my sexuality
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which is heavily in the mix.
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two-sevenths
of what he is.
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don't leave me hanging.
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Oh?
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Oh.
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Let's just get it
up on its feet.
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okay?
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247. Great, go.
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come fix faucet.
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Yeah.
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back at the y in jersey,
where I'm from.
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252. What happen eye?
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right there.
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wrong answers.
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Yeah.
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Act better. Thanks.
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Keep doing what you're doing.
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Can I ask about
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the theater and kill myself.
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261. Go, after "what happen eye?"
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my bike.
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can I see this toolbox?
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This is good. Got it.
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'cause the tools
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than you.
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say it!
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Liar!
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Say it!
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What happen actor?
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274. You cry when
I tell you to cry.
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disgusting droplet of salt
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back into your doughy body
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278. To see if you can be
reabsorbed back
into her doughy body,
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279. Or so help me god,
I will take that tear,
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and I will stab you
in the eye with it,
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hole forgotten by god.
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What should I...
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You're prefect.
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286. All right.
I'm rich countee.
This is my man carl.
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the school board.
Yeah, we do!
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exciting news for you.
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has been selected
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colorado community colleges.
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291. I'll just go...
Go ahead, dean.
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this is something
I've wanted
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all the people at greendale
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299. Very proud
of my craig.
Aw, that's...
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the recent controversy
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pride parade?
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you were selected
to join the board
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sexual preferences?
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307. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I would just like to say
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to have mr. Pelton
on the board,
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lifestyle may be.
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Hey, it gets better!
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Oh, good.
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Gay people are scum?
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that card with me,
young man.
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mormonism, okay?
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thanks for doing this.
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but I wasn't sure.
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have anything to do
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323. Yeah, but it's helpful
to me, you know?
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to your role, domingo.
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you much humor.
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Let's stop there.
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because it's illegal,
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not because I'm afraid
you know karate,
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333. Because there is nothing
about your performance
that is believable.
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that affect us.
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or old mayonnaise
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has dissipated,
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I've ever directed!
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both wahlbergs!
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with the floor sanders!
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gets me another
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I don't know what to do.
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drop out of the play.
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not being mean to me.
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into auditioning,
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and now he's suffering.
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I should threaten to quit.
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threaten to quit,
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enough for him
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born to act, britta.
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pleasing the universe.
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360. That's dramatic.
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if they're sparrows,
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in less than 12 days.
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364. If they're albatrosses,
we're in trouble.
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a 270-day fledging period.
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when you're working?
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370. All right, look,
there's a bird's nest
in the router.
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fire me.
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until those birds are gone,
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373. Nobody gets any closer.
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374. Well, of course not.
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375. If you move them,
the mother won't come back.
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I've ever seen in my life.
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just turned his back on you.
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are clawing their way
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to get away from you.
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to have thumbs.
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around you.
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paint fence.
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Anybody home?
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388. Oh, look, there's nobody here.
Oh, it's so dusty.
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been here in years.
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391. Never let me act!
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I'm sorry,
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while you do this.
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394. That's fine.
You can go.
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more talented
by yelling at them.
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398. Your lead character
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400. You play danny larusso.
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I'm the karate kid.
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is about kesuke miyagi,
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against his own people
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while his wife lost a child
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for his performance!
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measurements allow me
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as last year.
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the sadness and talent
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this show great
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drill into his chest
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with a straw!
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415. So you can take
a flying kick
and a rolling doughnut.
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417. But I'm talented too,
right?
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vinnie barbarino up here.
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capable of anything better,
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I've been so nice to you.
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425. Ooh, what a diva.
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427. No problem?
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428. From now on,
she's dead to us.
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429. Hey, gay dean,
we've got a problem here.
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430. You reading
the local papers?
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431. You've shut down
the campus wi-fi
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432. Until a nest
of baby birds can grow?
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433. That's a little too gay.
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434. I didn't do it
because I'm gay.
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435. Wait, I'm not gay.
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436. Oh!
That did not
just get said to us.
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437. You are gay.
You are openly gay,
and we love it.
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438. But now we're dealing
with more flak
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439. From conservatives
for appointing you
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440. Than we ever did from gays
from not having one of you.
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441. Yeah, and the gays
aren't coming to your side.
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442. You know why?
Because the whole point
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443. Is to get a job
by being gay
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444. And then to do
as good a job
as the normals.
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445. That's what the gays want.
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446. They don't want
a gay dean
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447. Who acts like
a weird gay monster.
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448. I'm not a gay dean.
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449. Whoa, not cool, man!
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450. Don't bring us
into your web of lies.
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451. Well, now what do you
want me to do?
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452. Figure it out, gay dean.
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453. Figure it out!
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454. Hey, domingo.
Hey, what's up?
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455. Guys, the school needs wi-fi,
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456. And my job
is to run the school.
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457. The school doesn't need
baby birds.
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458. The nest needs to be moved.
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459. You are not crossing
this line.
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460. I'm taping this.
This is on video.
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461. Guys.
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462. This is two white
security guards versus
one unarmed black man
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463. And two baby birds.
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464. Your move.
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465. Stand down.
Stand down!
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466. No security,
no weapons,
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467. Just one unarmed black man
versus one unarmed
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468. Openly gay dean.
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469. Now, move that nest,
please.
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470. Just a hair back, domingo.
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471. It's like you're
breathing for me.
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472. Thank you so much.
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473. You are an inspiration.
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474. I have called
this press conference,
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475. Because I have been less
than honest with the public.
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476. You know me
as the openly gay dean
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477. Of greendale
community college,
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478. But that doesn't even begin
to describe
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479. What I really am.
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480. I belong to one
of the most marginalized
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481. And least openly
honest groups in america.
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482. I am
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483. A politician.
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484. Now, what does that mean?
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485. Are politicians like you?
Well, we look like you.
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486. But we will say
and do whatever we have to
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487. In order to acquire
and keep our jobs.
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488. It means nothing I say
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489. And very few of the things
I think can be trusted.
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490. I am tired of being
in this particular closet,
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491. So I am coming out now.
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492. I only hope that
you can accept
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493. An openly political person
on your board.
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494. If not, I understand.
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495. Thank you.
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496. It's just faster if I get
to my office this way.
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497. We don't need
pictures of this.
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498. I can't believe the dean
got kicked off
the school board
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499. Just for admitting
he's political.
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500. Yeah, some groups
take longer than others
to gain acceptance.
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501. We like our politicians
in the closet
because we're afraid.
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502. Deep down, we're all
a little political.
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503. Any of you guys smell
a bird murderer?
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504. I came here
to apologize.
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505. I hope your apology
comes with a beak
and hollow bones
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506. And a special magnet
in its head
it uses to migrate.
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507. You skipped wings.
Insects have wings!
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508. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, abed.
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509. I lost myself in a role.
It won't happen again.
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510. Two of them died.
There's one left.
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511. He's hanging on,
but I'm worried
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512. He's turning into a symbol
of my own innocence.
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513. Aw.
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514. Isn't chang's play tonight?
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515. If any of you go,
you're supporting abuse.
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516. Oh, dial it back,
annie.
Oh!
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517. Well,
I'm definitely in.
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518. It'll be interesting to see
how his fake crying
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519. Is different
from his real crying.
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520. Well, I'm a big fan
of the performing arts,
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521. But I'll go to chang's play
anyway.
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522. Karate kid adaptation?
Karate kid adaptation?
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523. Karate kid adaptation?
Karate kid adaptation?
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524. Karate kid adaptation?
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525. Karate kid adaptation?
Okay.
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526. Ah, I'm coming.
I'm catching up.
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527. directors have a saying.
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528. Actors are worthless,
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529. Empty-headed homunculi.
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530. But the right one
in the right role
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531. Can change the world.
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532. I have found the right one.
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533. He's found the right role.
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534. And tonight,
your world changes.
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535. You're welcome.
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536. He replaced me
with annie kim?
Shh.
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537. Ow!
Sorry. You okay?
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538. You must be the new people
in apartment 20.
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539. What was that?
Karate?
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540. Yeah, you know.
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541. Hey, me and some of my friends
are gonna have a party
at the beach later.
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542. You should come.
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543. Hey,
are you the repairman?
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544. Aye.
Faucet's really
leaking there.
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545. Aye.
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546. When are you
gonna fix it?
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547. After.
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548. After what?
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549. After after.
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550. Come ask leave boy alone.
To train.
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551. You got
a lot of nerve, old man.
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552. But I like that.
I like that.
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553. Name a place.
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554. Tournament.
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555. "sergeant miyagi."
yes, sir.
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556. regret to inform wife, sir!
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557. Complication at birth,
sir.
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558. No doctor at camp.
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559. what she...
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560. What she do...
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561. Please forgive me.
Shh.
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562. No need fight anymore.
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563. You proved point.
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564. What, that I can
take a beating?
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565. Every time
I see those guys,
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566. They'll know
they got the best of me.
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567. Close eye.
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568. Get up, daniel.
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569. Get up.
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570. You're all right,
larusso.
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571. We did it, mr. Miyagi.
We did it!
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572. I'm speechless.
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573. I forgot chang
was up there.
Me too.
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574. It's such a relief
to be able to support him
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575. Out of something
other than fear.
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576. I guess all that suffering
chang endured paid off.
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577. It's not what the play
suggests, but you
have to wonder
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578. If it wouldn't have been
better for daniel to get
beat up even more.
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579. I am at a total loss
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580. About what lesson
I'll learn
from any of this.
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581. Maybe that's the lesson.
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582. Hmm.
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583. I lost a button.
Maybe we all
lost a button.
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584. Hey. Hey, guys.
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585. You were so wonderful.
Thank you so much.
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586. Hey, thank you
for making me do this.
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587. You're welcome.
Congratulations.
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588. I'm jealous.
Oh, no, no, don't be.
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589. Believe me, I sit in
my dressing room,
and all I dream about
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590. Is a white picket fence
and the dog.
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591. I don't have those either.
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592. chang, let's go.
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593. I guess all the actors
go to some sort of
actor bar together.
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594. So I'll see you guys
in school.
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595. Bye.
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596. Hey, I know this great bar
for people that
don't hate themselves.
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597. What do you say?
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598. Milady?
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599. Milord.
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600. We are gathered here today
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601. To celebrate the release
of this bird into these skies,
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602. That its now
fully formed wings
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603. May find purchase
upon the four winds.
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604. If anyone would like
to say something,
now is the time.
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605. Oh, uh, I'll always remember
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606. How you kept me
from getting email for a week.
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607. And that chirp you do
when you want more bread.
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608. yeah, that one.
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609. And now, everyone,
please put on your
cat masks and finger wings.
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610. With these cat masks,
we remind you
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611. That this place can
no longer be your home.
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612. But with the fluttering
of these wings,
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613. We symbolically
join your flight
into the natural world.
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614. Wings, everyone.
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615. Okay, you can go now.
Go.
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616. Time to go, little bird.
That's just the way it is.
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617. Then it's done.
You did
the right thing, abed.
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618. Thanks to you,
that bird has his whole
bird life ahead of him
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619. To fly, meet lady birds,
even start a bird family.
You made a difference.
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620. Aw.
Abed.
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