1. Yahoo!
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2. Chomsky, come here.
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3. Come here, Chomsky.
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4. Abed, I'm really sorry.
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5. I told you cats don't like me.
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6. They consider me a competitor
because of my natural
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7. stealth and ambivalence.
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8. Oh, did she get high again and
forget she doesn't wear contacts?
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9. Before Britta moved her
cats into our apartment,
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10. she wanted to introduce them
to us on neutral ground.
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11. One of them scratched Abed
and ran under the couch.
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12. Oh, I'll get it.
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13. Cats love me.
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14. What? Are you sure?
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15. Mm-hm.
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16. [SOUND] Hello there.
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17. Well, she is.
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18. Is it a he or a she?
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19. He. Well, he's really got his
teeth in my flesh right now.
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20. Okay, he's touching bone.
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21. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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22. I'm just waiting for him to finish up.
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23. Not a lot I can do at this point.
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24. This was a pretty big mistake.
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25. Okay.
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26. This is done.
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27. Oh.
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28. See you tomorrow.
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29. I'm pretty embarrassed about this.
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30. Chomsky.
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31. I didn't know Britta was
moving in with Annie and Abed.
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32. That's-. Expository?
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33. Yeah, Britta's fallen on hard times and
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34. our apartment is the cheapest game in town.
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35. Abed, it's a little embarrassing
when you put it that way.
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36. Britta's a rich genius
with super powers and
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37. she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason.
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38. Oh, no.
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39. Dinosaurs. My tax documents.
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40. Facts about Native Americans.
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41. [LAUGH] Just kidding.
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42. Guess what I just purchased for the
school from a local manufacturer,
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43. Greendale's first virtual
reality operating system.
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44. [SOUND].
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45. Did Greendale need a
virtual reality system?
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46. Like a hole in the head.
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47. A hole in the head is something
that you don't need.
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48. She said through a huge hole in her head.
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49. Didn't VR go out in the 90s?
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50. The last people I saw using it
were in the Honeycomb Hideout.
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51. We mock what we don't understand.
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52. We also mock what's silly.
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53. Jeffrey. Abed, you're
more machine than man.
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54. You wanna give me a hand setting
up the equipment after lunch?
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55. We're all going to help Britta
move into our place today.
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56. Jeffrey?
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57. Britta, something's come up.
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58. I'd love to.
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59. Oh, yeah, yeah, at least you don't
have to bust out your usual excuse.
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60. You don't know for sure that I'm not
a veteran, and nobody can say for
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61. sure that today isn't Veteran's Day.
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62. Hi. I got bit by a cat.
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63. Chang, we know.
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64. Why are you guys and all these
books in the nurse's office?
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65. [MUSIC]
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66. Corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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67. Dean, where did you get this, and
for how much of the school's money?
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68. Relax, my little bean countess.
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69. Don't worry about it.
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70. You pay me to worry about that.
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71. Oh, and how much do I pay you?
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72. That's you.
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73. It was only $5000.
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74. What?
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75. Frankie, jack me up.
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76. I would like to see this company's website.
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77. Can I use your computer?
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78. Sure.
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79. Have fun in the Stone Age while I
step into the third dean-mension.
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80. Width?
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81. Read the instructions, analog man.
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82. When entering virtual reality, you
should calibrate the system by looking
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83. at your own hands, then
turning them over and
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84. looking at the backs of them
with a sense of wonder.
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85. Roger that.
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86. [SOUND] To the virtue good 6500.
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87. Oh.
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88. Initiate calibration.
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89. It's incredible.
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90. I can see all around.
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91. I gotta take a closer look at
these structures, they're!
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92. [LAUGH] I'm walking!
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93. I am walking.
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94. [LAUGH] My God.
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95. [SOUND].
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96. I know what this is.
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97. [SOUND] I set the time zone.
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98. I set the time zone.
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99. And my phone does that automatically.
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100. I'm gonna see if I can
make the font bigger.
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101. [NOISE].
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102. The font is larger.
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103. And Jesus wept, for there were
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104. no more worlds to conquer.
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105. Thank you, guys, again, so much.
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106. I know that I already owe you you money but
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107. I want you to know that I got a new
bartending job with better hours and
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108. free corn nuts which I feel like have
a small but significant resale value.
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109. I feel like everybody's talking about
that haircut I gave Vicki, so-.
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110. Oh, Britta.
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111. Can I-
It's okay.
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112. Do I do this too? Okay. This is going
to be good for all of us, right?
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113. It's like a fresh start.
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114. Oh, did you guys get a new couch?
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115. We got it for you.
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116. It has a pull-out.
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117. You guys.
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118. I wanted a Murphy bed for shenanigans but
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119. the cost to shenanigan ratio was too high.
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120. How did you guys afford this?
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121. Don't worry.
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122. We got a good deal.
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123. For pick up, Perry.
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124. Why's my name on here?
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125. Because we got it for you.
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126. And we told the sales guy that.
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127. So. So he put your friend's
name on the delivery slip?
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128. That seems weird, right?
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129. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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130. Roommate movie night!
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131. Roommate movie night, yay!
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132. Portuguese Gremlins.
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133. Portuguese Gremlins, ooh.
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134. It's Portugal's answer to Gremlins
if Gremlins' question was how can
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135. you totally rip us off without
spending any money and
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136. having watched us maybe twice?
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137. [SOUND] That's what the
Portuguese Gremlins say, right?
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138. It's close enough.
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139. [SOUND].
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140. [SOUND].
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141. I did it.
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142. It's 2:39.
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143. That was the time when you
started setting the time.
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144. It's 20 minutes later now.
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145. The power.
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146. The facility.
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147. Jesus wept.
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148. Stop saying Jesus wept.
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149. Dean, here's something fun
you might want to try.
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150. Let's see if we can find the
serial number to this system.
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151. Oh, that could be fun.
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152. So go to Settings.
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153. Is settings the volcano or
the cobbler's workshop?
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154. It's a monastery.
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155. [SOUND].
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156. [LAUGH] I feel the power.
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157. Hut.
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158. Hut. [SOUND] Hut.
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159. Welcome to Settings.
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160. [SOUND].
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161. Oh.
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162. Your majesty, the filing tabs.
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163. You're looking for one
called purchase info.
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164. Hit, yeah, ah-ha.
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165. These cabinets would never be
this easy to climb in real life.
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166. This is the future of scrolling.
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167. My world is officially boundless.
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168. Ha!
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169. I'm here.
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170. Inside that drawer should be
a file called serial number.
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171. [SOUND].
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172. I've got it!
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173. All right.
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174. Now you just have to print that file out.
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175. You can do that by dragging it to the
accessories and peripherals castle,
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176. and planting it in the printer driver.
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177. [LAUGH].
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178. What's so funny?
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179. I mean, besides everything?
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180. I have no intention of
returning this system.
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181. On the contrary, I intend to keep it.
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182. Dear God.
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183. [SOUND] Delete!
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184. One file selected.
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185. Oh.
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186. Hold on.
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187. [SOUND] File sorted.
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188. What?
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189. Oh come on.
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190. Yeah.
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191. Come here you little.
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192. [SOUND]
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193. [SOUND].
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194. [SOUND] File deleted.
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195. Jesus wept!
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196. He deleted the serial number,
Jeff, help me out here.
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197. I don't get paid enough for this.
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198. How much do you think you're going to
get paid if I have to find five grand
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199. in the budget?
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200. You're not the new Annie.
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201. You're the new Abed.
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202. I don't know what that means yet.
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203. So are the gremlins supposed to
be the good guys in this version?
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204. The blue ones are.
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205. The green ones are bad and the red
ones are kind of like isolationists.
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206. It's a metaphor for World War II.
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207. Ooh.
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208. Alma, I will be right back,
I left something in my car.
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209. Oh. [SOUND].
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210. Hi, yes, I picked up a sofa
from your store, recently.
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211. The last name is Perry.
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212. Mm-hm.
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213. What?
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214. [NOISE] Are you strong or angry?
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215. My parents?
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216. My parents bought that couch?
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217. Explain yourselves!
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218. Well, are we, okay.
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219. They kind of reached out to us on Facebook.
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220. What? You know I don't talk to them.
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221. Well, yeah.
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222. That's why they talk to us.
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223. They knew you wouldn't let them
help you, at least not directly.
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224. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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225. You needed our help, but we
needed their help to help you.
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226. That's why we were able to get you
such a good deal on the rent.
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227. They're supplementing my rent too?
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228. Mm-hm.
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229. You make them sound like monsters,
but they're actually really nice.
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230. [SOUND].
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231. Well, they are!
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232. My parents are horrible people.
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233. You're being dramatic.
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234. Oh yeah.
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235. That's what people say when
they take your soul, and
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236. they rip it out of your chest and
then shove it in your mouth.
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237. [SOUND].
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238. I got bit by a cat.
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239. [SOUND].
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240. I will create more worlds.
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241. And those worlds will have worlds.
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242. They're file folders,
stop calling them worlds.
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243. I found an address.
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244. Elroy Ptasnik, founder of
Virtu Good technologies.
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245. All right.
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246. I'll go see if I can get
the school's money back.
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247. You keep White Morpheus inside the matrix.
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248. Jeff.
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249. Britta. You look distraught.
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250. You have ten seconds to tell me
it's not about stupid politics.
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251. I just found out that Annie and
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252. Abed have been cheating
on me with my parents.
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253. They've been sabotaging my life from
the shadows by paying off my debts and
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254. buying me things.
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255. Thank God.
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256. What are you?
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257. Thank God?
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258. The charade can finally end.
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259. Now you know everything
you thought you owed us,
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260. you can actually just
owe to Deb and George.
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261. Deb and George?
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262. You know my parents too?
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263. Since when?
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264. I don't know, since
thousands of dollars ago?
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265. I'm bad with dates.
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266. I remember the New Year's
glasses having zeros for eyes.
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267. And when did Stella get her groove back?
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268. You've all been lying to me for years.
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269. What kind of friends are you?
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270. Poor.
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271. We're poor friends.
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272. And you mooch off us
because you're too proud
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273. to use your own support system.
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274. What kind of friend are you?
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275. And having met them, what
were you rebelling against?
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276. Was it generosity,
whimsical game nights, or
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277. delicious lobster bacon mashed potatoes?
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278. You ate the potatoes?
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279. You, you don't even eat carbs.
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280. I eat love, Britta.
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281. Hot, delicious love that you were
willing to wipe your ass with.
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282. Oh, my God.
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283. I have no friends.
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284. Can we not be so dramatic about this?
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285. There are people in this
world with serious problems.
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286. Chang, go see the nurse!
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287. I'm trying.
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288. Yeah? Elroy Ptasnik?
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289. Who's asking? Well, that's always a yes.
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290. Nobody ever says, who's
asking, to the wrong name.
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291. They just say, that's not my name.
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292. When my phone rings and I say hello,
and they say, is Pablo there?
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293. I don't say, who's asking,
I say, wrong number.
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294. You're a clever young man.
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295. I'm 40. Come in.
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296. [SOUND] So?
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297. You sold a Virtu Good 6500 to Craig
Pelton at Greendale Community College,
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298. and we need to return it.
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299. I'll need the serial number.
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300. He deleted the serial number
because he loves the system.
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301. So what's the problem?
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302. The problem is in order to copy a file,
you have to throw a fireball at it,
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303. then absorb the fire, then drop the
flaming file into a crystal lake,
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304. then take out both copies and throw
them into the side of a mountain.
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305. Worlds within worlds.
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306. That doesn't mean anything.
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307. I can copy a file by holding
my finger down on a phone.
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308. Well, so can a monkey.
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309. Now, you're describing
a system for animals.
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310. Terrestrial slobs bound to the
earth by their meaty feet.
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311. I designed a system for gods.
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312. Oh, come on.
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313. You know what you've done.
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314. You know how lame virtual reality is.
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315. You know the damage it
caused mid-90s cinema.
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316. I mean, Michael Douglas walking
around like a jackass,
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317. moving files with a magic glove?
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318. Lawnmower Man?
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319. Did you see Lawnmower Man?
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320. You bet your sweet ass I saw Lawnmower Man.
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321. I consulted on it.
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322. Took Brigitte Nielsen to the premiere.
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323. We were building worlds within worlds.
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324. And now you're living in homes within
campers within parking lots, and
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325. using an iPad to clearly design what
looks like a ripoff of Angry Birds.
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326. Get out.
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327. Get out of my Winnebago!
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328. You're not allowed to say
that like it's a punishment.
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329. I know what it's like to
lie for a living, Elroy!
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330. And you should know, it
feels better to stop.
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331. And my feet aren't meaty!
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332. [SOUND].
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333. [LAUGH]. Britta, honey.
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334. An unexpected treat.
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335. This is a check for all the dirty
money you have used to control and
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336. monitor me without my consent.
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337. But we're not gonna cash this.
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338. Well you can't.
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339. I postdated it a year.
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340. And in that year, I'm gonna get a new job,
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341. new friends, in a new city where you
and your spies can never find me.
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342. Oh, please.
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343. Don't do this.
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344. What choice do you leave me?
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345. Who acts this dishonestly
towards their own daughter?
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346. What choice do you leave us?
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347. I mean, every time we get
too close, you run off.
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348. We sent you a birthday card to
your apartment in New York, and
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349. then next week you're setting fire
to a Jamba Juice in San Jose.
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350. How long is that gonna stick with me?
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351. Until arson is legal, sweetie,
but your father's point is,
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352. we've arrived at the closest
relationship you can tolerate.
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353. Mm-hm.
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354. We've learned, after a decade,
how to love and admire and
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355. finance you from afar, through your
friends, and the social media.
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356. The Tinder and the like.
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357. It's called Tumblr, dad.
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358. No, I mean Tinder.
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359. It's a matchmaking app, and by
the way, if you were on Tinder-.
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360. [LAUGH] Your mom and I think
you'd be the prettiest.
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361. Absolutely, the boys
would be swiping right.
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362. Or girls! Yes!
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363. Whatever makes you happy.
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364. Totally.
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365. What has happened to you two?
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366. Who are these doddering
open-minded geezers?
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367. Where are the people who wouldn't
let me dress up like Prince for
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369. Or told me that the cat ran
away because I tried alcohol?
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370. Or had me drug tested when I
was 11 because they said I was
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372. We are definitely sorry
about all of that stuff.
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373. Quite frankly, we don't
remember that stuff.
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374. Oh, it's true.
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375. [LAUGH] Woodstock, oh!
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376. Oh, my god.
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377. [CROSSTALK]. I remember Woodstock!
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378. Woodstock was amazing [CROSSTALK] but
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379. you have to realize, Britta,
that your Woodstock,
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380. which was us being bad parents,
that has more to do with you.
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381. So that's what you remember, see?
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382. Mm-hm.
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383. Where are they?
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384. Hm. I'm sorry.
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385. Get out here!
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386. Britta, let me explain.
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387. We were worried about you,
so we just came over.
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388. You can explain to each other in hell.
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389. Friends don't visit each other's parents.
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390. I hope you have a wonderful life.
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391. [SOUND].
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392. Oh.
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393. George, George, yes.
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394. Britta, at least take some
money and fix your car!
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395. Or at least get a cab, or
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396. there are apps we can call
where strangers pick you up.
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397. I don't want your help.
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398. Stop infantilizing me!
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399. Hey, stop.
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400. Stop!
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401. Get out of here.
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402. Hey!
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403. [NOISE].
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404. Green Machine, nice.
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405. Here, Greg, here, take some cash.
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406. Holy crap!
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407. What's her problem?
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408. She's growing up.
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409. [MUSIC]
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410. [SOUND] Oh my god.
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411. I put a tilde on this n!
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412. I can do anything.
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413. [LAUGH].
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414. Any luck?
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415. Ugh, I'm going home.
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416. Oh, and to warn you, he joked about
wanting a pee jar earlier and
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417. it's gradually becoming less of a joke.
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418. Hey, Dean.
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419. I'm coming over and I'm
pulling you out of there.
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420. I'll bite you.
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421. I'll beat you up.
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422. I'll like it and then I'll fire you
and then I'll get right back in it.
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423. I'll still get to beat you up.
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424. Hold it.
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425. Hold it.
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426. Who is that?
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427. I recognize that baritone voice and
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428. the scent of Tic Tacs with
a tinge of Naugahyde.
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429. It's Elroy Patashnik.
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430. The architect.
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431. Listen, I've come to tell you something
very important about this system.
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432. It's lame.
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433. What?
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434. I wasted your time with it and 10
crucial years of America's time.
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435. I'm giving Mr. Williams your refund.
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436. I don't want a refund.
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437. I wanna stay in here forever
and you can't stop me.
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438. Die.
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439. [SOUND].
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440. How long has he been in there?
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441. Four hours.
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442. Oh, I was thinking weeks.
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443. Ha. Yep!
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444. This guy runs your school?
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445. [SOUND] To use a phrase I coined
in the 90s, [SOUND] I'm going in.
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446. You coined that?
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447. Oh yeah, lock and load.
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448. That's mine too.
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449. All right.
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450. [SOUND].
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451. I'm awake.
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452. Aah!
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453. Oh my God!
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454. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
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455. What are you doing in my car?
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456. I didn't have anywhere else to go.
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457. No where else but my car?
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458. Do you know how big the planet is?
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459. What is going on, Britta?
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460. My friends, they all think
my parents are adorable, and
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462. I have a right to hate them, cuz I
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463. Yeah.
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464. Jimmy Fallon syndrome.
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465. I get it.
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466. I had that with my parents, too.
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467. You did? Yeah.
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468. You know, one of the most unfair
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469. is that our parents are human beings.
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470. We wanna think of them as gods or
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471. demons, because then that
would make us heroes.
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472. But give me a break.
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473. We all suck.
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474. What can I do to help you tonight, Brita?
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475. [MUSIC]
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476. How many quarters were in this cup holder?
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477. The same amount.
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478. [SOUND].
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479. Oh, yeah.
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480. Calibrated.
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481. Welcome.
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482. No, go away!
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483. Preferences grow.
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484. [LAUGH].
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485. No, no, no.
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486. Let go of me.
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487. Do you really want the power of a god?
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488. Yes, more than anything.
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489. Should I order dinner, cuz a lot of
good delivery places are closing?
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490. I know how you feel.
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491. The sadder reality, the
less real we want it.
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492. I just wanna be a good dean.
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493. I can give you a device
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494. Oh!
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495. You can use this to manipulate worlds.
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496. Flick of a wrist.
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497. Ha!
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498. My god, it's incredible!
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499. Now!
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501. What's happening.
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502. No!
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503. Ow. I wanna go back in.
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504. I want to be back in there.
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505. I want to be-.
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506. Here.
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507. Here.
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508. Here's your power.
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509. Yeah.
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510. Now, manipulate worlds.
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511. Yeah.
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512. He'll be back to his old self in an hour.
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513. Great, do you have a way to fix that?
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514. [LAUGH].
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515. [MUSIC]
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516. [LAUGH] Seriously, though, thank you.
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517. Mm hm.
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518. [BLANK_AUDIO]
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519. Brita, we were so worried.
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520. What happened to the kids Green Machine?
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521. What?
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522. I, I don't know.
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523. I ditched it.
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524. Where and how long ago?
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525. Okay, assume that's not
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526. Brita, we-.
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527. It's okay, Dad.
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528. I have something that I wanna say.
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529. I ran away from home at 17
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530. maybe all that did was leave
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531. the part that tends to run away when
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532. The truth is good, Brita.
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533. Mom, shut up!
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534. Frankie taught me something important.
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535. It doesn't matter how mature we
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536. All that matters is that
we're all going to die.
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537. You have a lovely home.
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538. Thank you.
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539. So, we're really getting our daughter back?
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540. Yeah, but it's not gonna
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541. I mean, you guys missed the good years.
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542. Now, it's just gonna be
margaritas, Pottery Barn,
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543. fighting our family's tendency toward
obesity as we slide into oblivion.
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544. First you guys, and then
me quickly thereafter.
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545. Well, I'll drink to that.
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546. Oh, Abed.
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547. Benjamin.
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548. I got bit by a cat, Deb.
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549. No!
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550. I'll get the antibiotics.
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551. Thank you for the refund, Elroy.
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552. No, thank you for
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553. one last taste of what it was
like when my work was valuable.
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554. Oh, it's still valuable.
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555. Here, $500 for the taste
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557. Dean, the school can't afford 500-.
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558. Wait for it.
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559. I have no idea what to do
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560. We offer a wide variety of classes.
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561. And that, my friend, is
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562. I'll never get out of here, will I?
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563. I haven't met many that do.
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564. [LAUGH] Let's walk arm in arm. [MUSIC]
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565. There are times when change
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566. then there's changes
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567. But the same changes don't tend to be
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568. before.
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569. If you change everything that's different,
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570. sometimes you find out
everything's still the same.
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571. As for me, I'm just changing
everything that's different.
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572. Change.
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573. [MUSIC]
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575. [MUSIC]
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576. [FOREIGN].
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593. Aah!
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600. Corrections by honeybunny
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601. Did you get any of that?
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