1. Chomsky, come here.
Come here, chomsky.Copy !req
2. Abed, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
3. I told you
cats don't like me.Copy !req
4. They consider me
a competitorCopy !req
5. Because of my natural stealth
and ambivalence.Copy !req
6. Uh-oh,
did she get high againCopy !req
7. And forget she doesn't
wear contacts?Copy !req
8. Before britta moved
her cats into our apartment,Copy !req
9. She wanted to introduce them
to us on neutral ground.Copy !req
10. One of them scratched abed
and ran under the couch.Copy !req
11. Oh, I'll get it.
Cats love me.Copy !req
12. What? Are you sure?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
13. Hello, there.Copy !req
14. Well, she is...
Is it a he or a she?Copy !req
15. He.
Well, he's really got his
teeth in my flesh right now.Copy !req
16. Okay, he's touching bone.Copy !req
17. I'm just waiting
for him to finish up.Copy !req
18. Not a lot I can do
at this point.Copy !req
19. This was
a pretty big mistake.Copy !req
20. Okay, I guess he's done.Copy !req
21. Oh!
Ooh!Copy !req
22. See you tomorrow?Copy !req
23. I'm pretty embarrassed
about this.Copy !req
24. Chomsky...Copy !req
25. I didn't know
britta was moving inCopy !req
26. With annie and abed.
That's...Copy !req
27. Expository? Yeah.Copy !req
28. Britta's fallen
on hard times,Copy !req
29. And our apartment
is the cheapest game in town.Copy !req
30. Abed,
it's a little embarrassingCopy !req
31. When you put it that way.Copy !req
32. Britta's a rich genius
with superpowers,Copy !req
33. And she's gonna
live on our sofa
for no reason.Copy !req
34. Oh, no, dinosaurs!
My tax documents!Copy !req
35. Facts about
native americans!Copy !req
36. just kidding.Copy !req
37. Guess what
I just purchased
for the schoolCopy !req
38. From a local manufacturer?Copy !req
39. Greendale's first virtual
reality operating system.Copy !req
40. Did greendale need
a virtual reality system?Copy !req
41. Uh, like a hole
in the head.Copy !req
42. A hole in the head
is something that
you don't need.Copy !req
43. She said through
a huge hole in her head.Copy !req
44. Didn't vr
go out in the '90s?Copy !req
45. The last people
I saw using it were in
the honeycomb hideout.Copy !req
46. Ah, we mock
what we don't understand.Copy !req
47. We also mock what's silly.
Jeffrey.Copy !req
48. Abed, you're more
machine than man.Copy !req
49. You want to give me a hand
setting up the equipment
after lunch?Copy !req
50. We're all gonna help britta
move into our place today.Copy !req
51. Jeffrey?Copy !req
52. Britta, something's
come up. I'd love to.Copy !req
53. Oh.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
54. At least you don't have
to bust out your usual excuse.Copy !req
55. You don't know for sure
that I'm not a veteran,Copy !req
56. And nobody can
say for sure that today
isn't veterans day.Copy !req
57. Hi, I got bit by a cat.Copy !req
58. Chang, we know.Copy !req
59. Why are you guys
and all these books
in the nurse's office?Copy !req
60. Dean,
where did you get thisCopy !req
61. And for how much
of the school's money?Copy !req
62. Oh, relax,
my little bean countess.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
63. You pay me
to worry about that.Copy !req
64. Oh. "and how much
do I pay you?"Copy !req
65. That's you.
It was onlyCopy !req
66. $5,000.Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Frankie, jack me up.Copy !req
69. I would like to see this
company's website.Copy !req
70. can I use
your computer?Copy !req
71. Sure.Copy !req
72. Have fun in the stone ageCopy !req
73. While I step into
the third dean-mension.Copy !req
74. Width?Copy !req
75. Read the instructions,
analog man.Copy !req
76. "when entering
virtual reality,Copy !req
77. "you should calibrate
the system by looking
at your own hands,Copy !req
78. "then turning them overCopy !req
79. "and looking at
the backs of them with
a sense of wonder."Copy !req
80. Roger that.Copy !req
81. Welcome
to the virtugood 6500.Copy !req
82. oh.Copy !req
83. Initiate calibration.
My god!Copy !req
84. It's... It's incredible.Copy !req
85. I can see all around.Copy !req
86. Oh!Copy !req
87. Let me take a closer look
at these structures.Copy !req
88. I...Copy !req
89. Oh!Copy !req
90. I'm walking.Copy !req
91. I am walking.Copy !req
92. My god.Copy !req
93. I know what this is.Copy !req
94. Yah!Copy !req
95. I set the time zone.Copy !req
96. I... Set the time zone!Copy !req
97. And my phone
does that automatically.Copy !req
98. I'm gonna see
if I can make
the font bigger.Copy !req
99. The font is larger,Copy !req
100. And Jesus wept,Copy !req
101. For there were
no more worlds to conquer.Copy !req
102. Thank you guys again
so much.Copy !req
103. I know that I already
owe you money,Copy !req
104. But I want you to know
that I got a new
bartending jobCopy !req
105. With better hours
and free corn nuts,Copy !req
106. Which I feel like have
a small but significant
resale value.Copy !req
107. I feel like everybody's
talking about that haircut
I gave vicki,Copy !req
108. So...Copy !req
109. Aww, britta,
it's okay.Copy !req
110. Am I... Do I do this too?
Okay.Copy !req
111. This is gonna be good
for all of us, right?Copy !req
112. It's like a fresh start.Copy !req
113. Oh, did you guys
get a new couch?Copy !req
114. We got it for you.
It has a pull-out.Copy !req
115. You guys!Copy !req
116. I wanted a murphy bed
for shenanigans,Copy !req
117. But the cost-to-shenanigan
ratio was too high.Copy !req
118. How did you guys
afford this?Copy !req
119. Ah, don't worry.
We got a good deal.Copy !req
120. "for pickup, perry."
why is my name on here?Copy !req
121. Because we got it for you.Copy !req
122. And we told
the sales guy that, so...Copy !req
123. So he put your friend's name
on the delivery slip?Copy !req
124. That seems weird, right?Copy !req
125. Roommate movie night!
Roommate movie night, yay!Copy !req
126. Portuguese gremlins.
Portuguese gremlins, ooh.Copy !req
127. It's portugal's answer
to gremlinsCopy !req
128. If gremlins' question
was, "how can you
totally rip us offCopy !req
129. "without spending any
money and having watched
us maybe twice?"Copy !req
130. Chi-chu chi-chu!Copy !req
131. That's what the portuguese
gremlins say, right?
It's close enough.Copy !req
132. Chi-chu chi-chu!Copy !req
133. I did it.Copy !req
134. It's 2:39.Copy !req
135. That was the time when
you started setting the time.Copy !req
136. It's 20 minutes later now.Copy !req
137. The power, the facility.Copy !req
138. Jesus wep...Copy !req
139. Stop saying "Jesus wept."Copy !req
140. Dean, here's something fun
you might want to try.Copy !req
141. Let's see if we can find
the serial numberCopy !req
142. To this system.Copy !req
143. Oh, that could be fun.Copy !req
144. So go to settings.Copy !req
145. Is settings the volcano
or the cobbler's workshop?Copy !req
146. It's a monastery.Copy !req
147. I feel the power!Copy !req
148. huh!Copy !req
149. Welcome to settings.Copy !req
150. Ah. Oh!Copy !req
151. The majesty,
the filing cabinets.Copy !req
152. You're looking
for one called purchase info.Copy !req
153. These cabinets would
never be this easy
to climb in real life.Copy !req
154. This is the future
of scrolling!Copy !req
155. My world is officially
boundless.Copy !req
156. I'm here.Copy !req
157. Inside that drawer
should be a file called
serial number.Copy !req
158. I've got it!Copy !req
159. All right, now you just
have to print that file out.Copy !req
160. You can do that
by dragging itCopy !req
161. To the accessories
and peripherals castleCopy !req
162. And planting it
in the printer garden.Copy !req
163. What's so funny?
I mean, besides everything?Copy !req
164. I have no intention
of returning this system.Copy !req
165. On the contrary,Copy !req
166. I intend...
To keep it.Copy !req
167. Dear god.Copy !req
168. Ah!Copy !req
169. Delete.Copy !req
170. One file selected.Copy !req
171. Oh, hold on.Copy !req
172. File sorted.Copy !req
173. What?
Oh, come on.Copy !req
174. come here, you little...Copy !req
175. hyah!Copy !req
176. Shh, shh.Copy !req
177. don't fight it.Copy !req
178. just let go.Copy !req
179. File deleted.Copy !req
180. Jesus wept!Copy !req
181. He deleted
the serial number.Copy !req
182. Jeff, help me out here.Copy !req
183. I don't get paid
enough for this.Copy !req
184. How much do you think
you're gonna get paidCopy !req
185. If I have to find 5 grand
in the budget?Copy !req
186. You're not the new annie.Copy !req
187. You're the new abed.Copy !req
188. Don't know
what that means yet.Copy !req
189. So are the gremlinsCopy !req
190. Supposed to be
the good guys
in this version?Copy !req
191. The blue ones are,
the green ones are bad,Copy !req
192. And the red ones are
kind of like isolationists.Copy !req
193. It's a metaphor
for world war ii.
Ooh.Copy !req
194. Um, I will be
right back.Copy !req
195. I left something in my car.Copy !req
196. Oh.Copy !req
197. hi, yes.Copy !req
198. I picked up a sofa
from your store recently.Copy !req
199. The last name is perry.Copy !req
200. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Are you strong or angry?Copy !req
203. My parents?Copy !req
204. My parents bought that couch?
Explain yourself.Copy !req
205. well, are we... Okay.Copy !req
206. They kind of reached out
to us on facebook.Copy !req
207. What?
You know I don't
talk to them.Copy !req
208. Well, yeah,
that's why they
talked to us.Copy !req
209. They knew you wouldn't
let them help you,
at least not directly.Copy !req
210. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.Copy !req
211. You needed our help,
but we needed their help
to help you.Copy !req
212. That's why we were able
to get you such a good
deal on the rent.Copy !req
213. They're supplementing
my rent too?Copy !req
214. You make them
sound like monsters,Copy !req
215. But they're actually
really nice.Copy !req
216. Well, they are.Copy !req
217. My parents
are horrible people.Copy !req
218. You're being dramatic.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
219. That's what people say
when they take your soulCopy !req
220. And they rip it
out of your chestCopy !req
221. And then shove it
in your mouth!Copy !req
222. I got bit by a cat.Copy !req
223. Yes, I will create
more worlds here,Copy !req
224. And those worlds
will have worlds!Copy !req
225. They're file folders.
Stop calling them worlds.Copy !req
226. I found an address.Copy !req
227. Elroy patashnik,Copy !req
228. Founder of
virtugood technologies.Copy !req
229. All right, I'll go see if I
can get the school's
money back.Copy !req
230. You keep white morpheus
inside the matrix.Copy !req
231. Jeff.
Britta, you look distraught.Copy !req
232. You have 10 seconds
to tell me it's not
about stupid politics.Copy !req
233. I just found out
that annie and abedCopy !req
234. Have been cheating on me
with my parents.Copy !req
235. They've been sabotaging
my life from the shadowsCopy !req
236. By paying off my debts
and buying me things.Copy !req
237. Oh, thank god.Copy !req
238. What... "thank god"?Copy !req
239. The charade
can finally end.Copy !req
240. Now you know everything
you thought you owed usCopy !req
241. You can actually just owe
to deb and george.Copy !req
242. "deb and george"?Copy !req
243. You know my parents too?
Since when?Copy !req
244. I don't know,
since thousands
of dollars ago?Copy !req
245. I'm bad with dates.Copy !req
246. I remember the new year's
glasses having zeros for eyes,Copy !req
247. And when did stella
get her groove back?Copy !req
248. You've all been lying
to me for years?Copy !req
249. What kind of friends
are you?Copy !req
250. Poor. We're poor friends,
and you mooch off usCopy !req
251. Because you're too
proud to use your own
support system.Copy !req
252. What kind of friend
are you?Copy !req
253. And having met them,
what were you
rebelling against?Copy !req
254. Was it generosity,
whimsical game nights,Copy !req
255. Or delicious lobster bacon
mashed potatoes?Copy !req
256. You ate their potatoes?
You... You don't
even eat carbs.Copy !req
257. I eat love, britta.
Hot, delicious loveCopy !req
258. That you were willing
to wipe your ass with.Copy !req
259. Oh, my god,
I have no friends.Copy !req
260. Can we not be so dramatic
about this?Copy !req
261. There are people
in this world
with serious problems.Copy !req
262. Chang, go see the nurse.Copy !req
263. I'm trying.Copy !req
264. Yeah?
Elroy patashnik?Copy !req
265. Who's asking?
Well, that's always a yes.Copy !req
266. Nobody ever says,
"who's asking?"
to the wrong name.Copy !req
267. They just say,
"that's not my name."Copy !req
268. When my phone rings
and I say, "hello,"Copy !req
269. And they say,
"is pablo there?"Copy !req
270. I don't say,
"who's asking?"Copy !req
271. I say, "wrong number."Copy !req
272. You're a clever young man.Copy !req
273. I'm 40.
Come in.Copy !req
274. So...Copy !req
275. You sold a virtugood 6500Copy !req
276. To craig pelton
at greendale community
college,Copy !req
277. And we need to return it.Copy !req
278. I'll need
the serial number.Copy !req
279. He deleted the serial number
because he loves the system.Copy !req
280. So what's the problem?Copy !req
281. The problem is,
in order to copy a file,Copy !req
282. You have to throw
a fireball at it,
then absorb the fire,Copy !req
283. Then drop the flaming file
into a crystal lake,Copy !req
284. Then take out
both copiesCopy !req
285. And throw them
into the side
of a mountain.Copy !req
286. Worlds within worlds.Copy !req
287. That doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
288. I can copy a file by holding
my finger down on a phone.Copy !req
289. Oh, so can a monkey.Copy !req
290. Now, you're describing
a system for animals,Copy !req
291. Terrestrial slobsCopy !req
292. Bound to the earth
by their meaty feet.Copy !req
293. I designed a system for gods.Copy !req
294. Oh, come on,
you know what you've done.Copy !req
295. You know how lame
virtual reality is.Copy !req
296. You know the damage
it caused mid-'90s cinema.Copy !req
297. I mean, michael douglas
walking around like
a jackass,Copy !req
298. Moving files with
a magic glove?Copy !req
299. And lawnmower man...
Did you see lawnmower man?Copy !req
300. You bet your sweet ass
I saw lawnmower man.Copy !req
301. I consulted on it.Copy !req
302. Took brigitte nielsen
to the premiere.Copy !req
303. We were building worlds
within worlds.Copy !req
304. And now you're living
in homes within campersCopy !req
305. Within parking lots
and using an ipadCopy !req
306. To clearly design
what looks like
a rip-off of angry birds.Copy !req
307. Get out.
Get out of my winnebago!Copy !req
308. You're not allowed
to say that like
it's a punishment.Copy !req
309. Pssh.Copy !req
310. I know what it's like
to lie for a living, elroy,Copy !req
311. And you should know
it feels better to stop.Copy !req
312. And my feet aren't meaty.Copy !req
313. britta, honey.Copy !req
314. An unexpected treat.Copy !req
315. This is a check
for all the dirty moneyCopy !req
316. You've used to control and
monitor me without my consent.Copy !req
317. Well, we're not
gonna cash this.Copy !req
318. Well, you can't.
I postdated it a year.Copy !req
319. And in that year,
I'm gonna get a new job,Copy !req
320. New friends in a new cityCopy !req
321. Where you and your spies
can never find me.Copy !req
322. Oh, please, don't do this.Copy !req
323. What choice
do you leave me?Copy !req
324. Who acts this dishonestly
towards their own daughter?Copy !req
325. What choice do
you leave us?
Yeah.Copy !req
326. Every time we get
too close, you run off.Copy !req
327. We sent you a birthday cardCopy !req
328. To your apartment
in new york,
and the next week,Copy !req
329. You're setting fire
to a jamba juice
in san jose.Copy !req
330. How long is that gonna
stick with me?Copy !req
331. Until arson is legal,
sweetie,Copy !req
332. But your father's point isCopy !req
333. We've arrived
at the closest relationshipCopy !req
334. You can tolerate.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
335. We've learned
after a decadeCopy !req
336. How to love and admire
and finance you from afarCopy !req
337. Through your friends and...
And the social media.Copy !req
338. Tinder and the like.Copy !req
339. It's called tumblr, dad.Copy !req
340. No, I mean tinder.Copy !req
341. It's a matchmaking app,Copy !req
342. And by the way,
if you were on tinder,Copy !req
343. Your mom and I think
you would be the prettiest.Copy !req
344. Absolutely.
The boys would
be swiping right.Copy !req
345. Or girls.
Yeah.Copy !req
346. Whatever makes you happy.
Totally.Copy !req
347. What has happened
to you two?Copy !req
348. Who are these doddering,
open-minded geezers?Copy !req
349. Where are the people
who wouldn't let meCopy !req
350. Dress up like prince
for halloween,Copy !req
351. Or told me that
the cat ran away
because I tried alcohol,Copy !req
352. Or had me drug tested
when I was 11Copy !req
353. Because they said
I was "laughing too much"?Copy !req
354. We are definitely sorry
about all of that stuff.Copy !req
355. Quite frankly,
we don't remember
that stuff.Copy !req
356. it's true.Copy !req
357. Woodstock, oh.
Oh, my god.Copy !req
358. I remember woodstock!Copy !req
359. Woodstock was amazing.
We had the...Copy !req
360. But... But you have
to realize, britta,Copy !req
361. That your woodstock...
Yep. Yeah.Copy !req
362. Which was us
being bad parents...Copy !req
363. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
364. That has more
to do with you,Copy !req
365. So that's what
you remember, see?Copy !req
366. Yeah, mmm-hmm.Copy !req
367. Where are they?Copy !req
368. I'm sorry?Copy !req
369. Get out here now!Copy !req
370. Britta, let me explain.Copy !req
371. We were worried about you,
so we just came over...Copy !req
372. You can explain
to each other in hell!Copy !req
373. Friends don't visit
each other's parents!Copy !req
374. I hope you...
Have... A wonderful... Life!Copy !req
375. Oh.Copy !req
376. george, george, yes.Copy !req
377. Britta, at least take
some money
and fix your car.Copy !req
378. Or at least get a cab,
or there are apps
we can callCopy !req
379. Where strangers
pick you up.
I don't want your help!Copy !req
380. Stop infantilizing me!Copy !req
381. Hey, stop!Copy !req
382. Stop!
Get out of here.Copy !req
383. Hey!Copy !req
384. Green machine... Nice.Copy !req
385. Here, greg.
Here, take some cash.Copy !req
386. Holy crap.Copy !req
387. What's her problem?Copy !req
388. She's growing up.Copy !req
389. Yah!Copy !req
390. Yah!Copy !req
391. Oh, my god,
I put a tilde on this n.Copy !req
392. I can do any... Thing!Copy !req
393. Any luck?Copy !req
394. Oh.Copy !req
395. I'm going home.Copy !req
396. Oh, and to warn you,
he joked about wanting
a pee jar earlier,Copy !req
397. And it's gradually becoming
less of a joke.Copy !req
398. Hey, dean, I'm coming over,Copy !req
399. And I'm pulling you
out of there.Copy !req
400. I'll bite you.
I'll beat you up.Copy !req
401. I'll like it,
and then I'll fire you,Copy !req
402. And then
I'll get right back in it.Copy !req
403. Well, still get to
beat you up.Copy !req
404. Hold it. Hold it.Copy !req
405. Who is that?Copy !req
406. I recognize that
baritone voiceCopy !req
407. And the scent of tic tacs
with a tinge of naugahyde.Copy !req
408. It's elroy patashnik.Copy !req
409. the architect.Copy !req
410. Listen, I've come
to tell you something
very importantCopy !req
411. About this system.Copy !req
412. It's lame.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. I wasted your time with itCopy !req
415. And 10 crucial years
of america's time.Copy !req
416. I'm giving mr. Winger
your refund.Copy !req
417. I don't want a refund.Copy !req
418. I want to stay
in here forever,Copy !req
419. and you can't stop me.Copy !req
420. Die!Copy !req
421. Hyah, hyah, hyah,
hyah, hyah, hyah!Copy !req
422. How long has he been
in there?Copy !req
423. Four hours?Copy !req
424. Oh, I was thinking weeks.Copy !req
425. Ha! Yup!Copy !req
426. This guy
runs your school?Copy !req
427. To use a phrase
I coined in the '90s,Copy !req
428. "I'm going in."Copy !req
429. You coined that?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
430. Lock and load.Copy !req
431. That's mine too.Copy !req
432. All right.Copy !req
433. I'm awake!Copy !req
434. Oh, my god!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
435. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
436. What are you doing
in my car?Copy !req
437. I didn't have
anywhere else to go.Copy !req
438. Nowhere else
but my car?Copy !req
439. Do you know
how big the planet is?Copy !req
440. What is going on, britta?Copy !req
441. My friends... They all think
my parents are adorable,Copy !req
442. And they think
I'm the bad guy
for hating them.Copy !req
443. But I have a right
to hate them,Copy !req
444. 'cause I had to be there
when they sucked.Copy !req
445. Yeah, jimmy fallon
syndrome. I get it.Copy !req
446. I had that with
my parents too.Copy !req
447. You did?
Yeah.Copy !req
448. You know,
one of the most
unfair lessonsCopy !req
449. We're forced to learn
is that our parents
are human beings.Copy !req
450. We want to think of them
as gods or demons,Copy !req
451. Because then that
would make us heroes, but,Copy !req
452. Ugh, give me a break.
We all suck.Copy !req
453. What can I do
to help you tonight, britta?Copy !req
454. How many quarters
were in this cup holder?Copy !req
455. The same amount.Copy !req
456. Ahh... Yeah.Copy !req
457. Calibrated. Welcome.Copy !req
458. No! Go away!Copy !req
459. Preferences. Grow.Copy !req
460. No!Copy !req
461. no, no, let go of me!Copy !req
462. Do you really want
the power of a god?Copy !req
463. Yes, more than anything!Copy !req
464. Should I order dinner?Copy !req
465. A lot of good delivery
places are closing.Copy !req
466. I know how you feel.Copy !req
467. The sadder reality,Copy !req
468. The less real we want it.Copy !req
469. I just want to be
a good dean.Copy !req
470. I can give you a device
that will accomplish that.Copy !req
471. Oh.Copy !req
472. You can use this
to manipulate worldsCopy !req
473. With the flick of a wrist.Copy !req
474. My god, it's incredible.Copy !req
475. Now!Copy !req
476. Ahh!
What's happening?Copy !req
477. No, I want to go back in!Copy !req
478. I want to be back in!Copy !req
479. I want to be...Copy !req
480. Here, here, here.
Here's your power.Copy !req
481. here.Copy !req
482. Now, manipulate worlds.Copy !req
483. Yeah.Copy !req
484. He'll be back to his
old self in an hour.Copy !req
485. Great.Copy !req
486. Do you have
a way to fix that?Copy !req
487. Seriously, though,
thank you.Copy !req
488. And... Ooh.Copy !req
489. Britta,
we were so worried.Copy !req
490. What happened
to the kid's
green machine?Copy !req
491. What?
I don't know.
I ditched it.Copy !req
492. Where and how long ago?Copy !req
493. Okay, I assume that's not
what's important here.Copy !req
494. Britta, we...
It's okay, dad.Copy !req
495. I have something
that I want to say.Copy !req
496. I ran away from home at 17
to become an adult,Copy !req
497. But maybe all that
did was leave
a part of me stuck at 17...Copy !req
498. The part that tends
to run awayCopy !req
499. When I'm confronted
with the truth.Copy !req
500. The truth is good, britta.Copy !req
501. Mom, shut up!Copy !req
502. Frankie taught me
something important.Copy !req
503. It doesn't matter
how mature we areCopy !req
504. Or what resentments
we carry.Copy !req
505. All that matters is
that we're all going to die.Copy !req
506. You have a lovely home.Copy !req
507. Thank you.
So we're really
getting our daughter back?Copy !req
508. Yeah, but it's not gonna
be that big of a deal.Copy !req
509. I mean, you guys
missed the good years.Copy !req
510. Now it's just gonna
be margaritas,
pottery barn,Copy !req
511. Fighting our
family's tendency
toward obesityCopy !req
512. As we slide into oblivion...Copy !req
513. First you guys
and then me
quickly thereafter.Copy !req
514. Well, I'll drink to that.Copy !req
515. Oh, britta.
Hi, mom.Copy !req
516. Oh.
Abed.Copy !req
517. benjamin!Copy !req
518. I got bit by a cat, deb.Copy !req
519. I'll get the antibiotics.Copy !req
520. Thank you for the refund,
elroy.Copy !req
521. No, thank youCopy !req
522. For one last taste
of what it was likeCopy !req
523. When my work was valuable.Copy !req
524. Oh, it's still valuable.Copy !req
525. Here, $500 for the taste
I got of being powerful.Copy !req
526. Dean, the school
can't afford 500...Copy !req
527. Wait for it.Copy !req
528. I have no idea what
to do with the rest
of my life now.Copy !req
529. We offer a wide variety
of classes.Copy !req
530. Hmm.Copy !req
531. And that, my friend,
is the greendale effect.Copy !req
532. I'll never get out of here,
will I?Copy !req
533. I haven't met many
that do.Copy !req
534. Let's walk arm in arm.Copy !req
535. There are times
when change needs
to be different,Copy !req
536. And there's changes
that are more the same.Copy !req
537. But the same changes
don't tend to be differentCopy !req
538. Than the changes
that came before.Copy !req
539. If you change everything
that's different,Copy !req
540. Sometimes you find out...
You're back, troy.Copy !req
541. Everything's still the same.Copy !req
542. As for me,Copy !req
543. I'm just changing...
Everything that's different.Copy !req
544. Change.Copy !req
545. Chi-chu chi-chu.Copy !req