1. School's out, bitches!Copy !req
2. Congratulations,
Greendale students.Copy !req
3. We've pulled off another year
and we're still standing.Copy !req
4. Take that, health inspector,
building inspector,Copy !req
5. foundation inspector,
water line inspector,
geologist,Copy !req
6. exterminator, plumber,
and dad.Copy !req
7. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
8. Abed.Copy !req
9. Why bring a metronome?Copy !req
10. I thought the sound
might accentuate
the anxious idlenessCopy !req
11. of our last meeting's
final seconds.Copy !req
12. Good job. Bad idea.
Okay, that is done.Copy !req
13. Yeah!
Whoo!Copy !req
14. There's more.Copy !req
15. This one is exciting.Copy !req
16. We have to rename
the Save Greendale CommitteeCopy !req
17. due to the fact
that Greendale
is done being saved.Copy !req
18. You think that's
more exciting
than summer?Copy !req
19. Oh, am I stealing
your rays, dude?Copy !req
20. Come on, it's neat.Copy !req
21. Our mission is finally
accomplished,
once and for all.Copy !req
22. So what do we call
ourselves now?Copy !req
23. The Accomplishers.
The Obsoletists.Copy !req
24. Stephen King's Dreamcatchers.Copy !req
25. Susan.Copy !req
26. You guys are rebelling
against yourselves,
you get that, right?Copy !req
27. The current trend in branding
is unique, simplistic,Copy !req
28. phonetically memorable
gibberish.Copy !req
29. How about Nippledippers?Copy !req
30. I like Nippledippers.Copy !req
31. You guys...
Okay.Copy !req
32. Grab that mother.
Done.Copy !req
33. Nippledippers, listen up.
Text from the Dean.Copy !req
34. "Don't leave yet,
I'm almost there.Copy !req
35. "Special celebration.Copy !req
36. "Just finished
entire semesterCopy !req
37. "without wearing
a single silly outfit."Copy !req
38. Ah.Copy !req
39. I hadn't even noticed.
Good for him.Copy !req
40. Uh-oh. Oh, ah.Copy !req
41. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
42. I made it.Copy !req
43. Obviously,
I binged pretty hard there
after the bell rang,Copy !req
44. but I made it.Copy !req
45. Are you guys going
out to celebrate
or something?Copy !req
46. Maybe I'll tag along.Copy !req
47. It's been a tough year.
I could use a drink.Copy !req
48. We were gonna
go to Britta's barCopy !req
49. whenever Mother Time
is willing to call it a year.Copy !req
50. Okay, fine, we're done!Copy !req
51. Happy summer.
All right!Copy !req
52. Whoo!Copy !req
53. Nippledippers
drink for free!Copy !req
54. I'll pay for my drinks. I'm
not acknowledging that title.Copy !req
55. Someone owes me 10 bucks
for the domain.Copy !req
56. I won't be able to join you.Copy !req
57. I got to get
on the road to California.Copy !req
58. I got a job through Linkedln.Copy !req
59. What?
That's crazy.Copy !req
60. People use Linkedln?Copy !req
61. No.
Linkedln hired meCopy !req
62. to help figure out
why people don't use it.Copy !req
63. Also, I have
an old lady-friendCopy !req
64. I went to high school with
who just became
unmarried last week,Copy !req
65. and I thought
I'd look her up.Copy !req
66. Wow, you work fast.Copy !req
67. Or actually, very slow.Copy !req
68. Either way, good luck.
Are you coming
back, Elroy?Copy !req
69. I think so.Copy !req
70. Probably.Copy !req
71. Maybe.Copy !req
72. Have a great summer.Copy !req
73. Whoa!Copy !req
74. Do you guys think bar scenes
always have to start
on a billiard shot?Copy !req
75. Or do you think every time
someone takes a shotCopy !req
76. in billiards, they start
a new bar scene
without knowing it?Copy !req
77. What?
You can just say,
"Shut up, Abed."Copy !req
78. Okay, ask me
if I'm coming back.Copy !req
79. Uh, are you
coming back?Copy !req
80. Yeah.Copy !req
81. Probably. Maybe.Copy !req
82. I mean, what
was that, right?Copy !req
83. That was an Irish goodbye.Copy !req
84. Let's give it an Irish wake.Copy !req
85. Six years, guys.Copy !req
86. Nippledippers.Copy !req
87. Nipplerdippers.Copy !req
88. Where's Annie?Copy !req
89. I mean, no offense
to you guys,Copy !req
90. but she's the only
one that gets me.Copy !req
91. She said she had
an interview.Copy !req
92. Six years.Copy !req
93. Six seasons,
right, Abed?Copy !req
94. Don't put a nickel in him.
Stop mitigating everyone.Copy !req
95. So, Abed, what happens
in season seven?Copy !req
96. Oh, man.Copy !req
97. I don't know how likely
season seven is.Copy !req
98. I mean, what show ever
peaked after season six?Copy !req
99. Simpsons, Seinfeld,
South Park, Friends.Copy !req
100. Those shows weren't
hemorrhaging characters
every year.Copy !req
101. Oh, I don't like
that word, hemorrhaging.Copy !req
102. I'll see what I can do?Copy !req
103. What if Shirley
came back?Copy !req
104. Would that change
your disposition?Copy !req
105. Shirley could get us
back on formulaCopy !req
106. but I don't see
it turning us around.Copy !req
107. Sorry, what's
our formula?Copy !req
108. Well, basically...Copy !req
109. I have a placeholder
so setupCopy !req
110. it make analogies
look like punchlines.Copy !req
111. My setup
lacks awareness.Copy !req
112. But my punchline
doesn't know.Copy !req
113. Abusively cynical
one-linerCopy !req
114. dismissing everything
you just said.Copy !req
115. Absurd reaction!Copy !req
116. You guys, can we put
in a pin in the B storyCopy !req
117. and focus
on the A story?Copy !req
118. I don't trust A stories.
Never have, never will.Copy !req
119. I had a setup about
a storyCopy !req
120. that was so placeholder,
the punchline
came five words early.Copy !req
121. And I can
tag it, too.
Ooh.Copy !req
122. I'll just take a moment
to explain the risksCopy !req
123. involved in all decisions
made from here
until eternity.Copy !req
124. Who the hell are you?
I'm Frankie Dart.Copy !req
125. Is this combination
gonna work?Copy !req
126. Not my place
to say. Abed?Copy !req
127. Lizard.
Fire hydrant.Copy !req
128. Obama. Chang!Copy !req
129. You know, I put time
into what I do,
wardrobe-wise.Copy !req
130. Yeah, see?
Shirley, no Shirley,
what does it matter, right?Copy !req
131. Abed, we're not formulas.Copy !req
132. And if I had
no self-awareness,
I think I'd know.Copy !req
133. Things have a certain
structure to them, you know?Copy !req
134. If we stray from it,
we're weird.Copy !req
135. If we stick to it,
we're boring.Copy !req
136. Yeah, but isn't that
more about the shape
of your brain, Abed?Copy !req
137. I mean,
no offense or anything,Copy !req
138. but isn't the shape
of your brain
kind of fucked up?Copy !req
139. What's your
season seven pitch?Copy !req
140. My pitch for your fall
semester at GreendaleCopy !req
141. is that everyone is nice
and has fun
and grows together.Copy !req
142. Shirley or Elroy?Copy !req
143. See, that's racist, man.Copy !req
144. Shirley or Elroy?
That's racist.Copy !req
145. How about
they both come back?Copy !req
146. How about there's
a whole third black person.Copy !req
147. Where do they all sit?
They, uh,Copy !req
148. well, they sit wherever
they want to sit
as of the 1960s.Copy !req
149. Uh, ah, they...
They sit...Copy !req
150. Just pitch it.
Don't pitch it.Copy !req
151. I'm pitching it.Copy !req
152. Guess what?
I made something.Copy !req
153. I made a belt, with fabric.Copy !req
154. How cute is that?Copy !req
155. Well, I think that's,
uh, very cute,Copy !req
156. so, uh, oh,
and I love you guys.Copy !req
157. I've got... I'm angry and you
should vote or don't vote.Copy !req
158. Sweet hallelujah,
these are good times, baby.Copy !req
159. Good times, girl.
Good times.Copy !req
160. Hey, I thought
of something.Copy !req
161. You know, we should
go to the, um, uh,Copy !req
162. to the, uh, to the...
To... To the market.Copy !req
163. Yeah, we should.Copy !req
164. But wouldn't that be,
like, a thingCopy !req
165. we saw and
didn't we do that?Copy !req
166. So, shouldn't we be
more ashamed and cleverCopy !req
167. and make everything
more difficult?Copy !req
168. Yes, and I think we
should be deeply sad.Copy !req
169. And I'm nuts.
But I'm happy.Copy !req
170. And I'm happy, too.
And...Copy !req
171. You know,
hallelujah, and church,Copy !req
172. and singing,
and street wisdom.Copy !req
173. Stop.
Crazy and racist and terrible!Copy !req
174. I agree. You're being
way too linear
about this.Copy !req
175. Shirley, Elroy,
Troy, Hickey,
living in the past.Copy !req
176. Season seven
don't need no past.Copy !req
177. What are you pitching?
Don't pitch.Copy !req
178. This is my pitch.Copy !req
179. All right, that includes
all notes and business as
it pertains to the files.Copy !req
180. How you guys doing?
Britta, how you doing,
girl?Copy !req
181. I'm cool.
It's all good.Copy !req
182. Annie, you looking fine.
Thank you.Copy !req
183. Hey, what about me?Copy !req
184. Hey, everybody,
look at me!Copy !req
185. I'm Ice Cube Head.Copy !req
186. I've got an ice cube
for a head.Copy !req
187. I also eat cell phones
so you better be carefulCopy !req
188. with those
cell phones around meCopy !req
189. because they taste
like prime rib
where I'm from.Copy !req
190. Oh, boy.Copy !req
191. Imagine the times
we'll all
get in together.Copy !req
192. Especially when I use
my powers to help
solve all your problems.Copy !req
193. Pew, pew.
Ah!Copy !req
194. Pew, pew.Copy !req
195. Pew, pew.Copy !req
196. Oh, oh,
pew, pew.Copy !req
197. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa,
it's getting crazy in here.Copy !req
198. All right, I'm going
home.
What?Copy !req
199. Guys, we just finished
year six,
and it was hard work,Copy !req
200. and I don't want to care
about Greendale,Copy !req
201. and I don't want to spend
my brief moment of humanityCopy !req
202. doing conceptual riffs
developing the imaginary
TV show of our lives.Copy !req
203. By the way, terrible improv.Copy !req
204. Ice Cube Head?
You were just looking
at your drink.Copy !req
205. Busted.Copy !req
206. Annie?Copy !req
207. I got the internship.Copy !req
208. I got the internship.Copy !req
209. I'm gonna intern
for the FBI!Copy !req
210. I leave in a week.
I'll be in D.C.
all summer.Copy !req
211. You're leaving the nest.Copy !req
212. Can I have your bedroom?
If you don't come back.Copy !req
213. If you don't
come back.Copy !req
214. Well,
I'm definitely coming back.Copy !req
215. Probably.Copy !req
216. Maybe.Copy !req
217. Okay, the next order
of business.Copy !req
218. Mr. Winger, Garrett's
holding
Leonard's hand again.Copy !req
219. Garrett, stop doing that.
I'm checking for a pulse.Copy !req
220. Hey, hands
off the Leonard-dise.Copy !req
221. Question, when can
we start the next
paintball game?Copy !req
222. I don't think
you can force it.Copy !req
223. Lots of things
can be forced.Copy !req
224. Like a human head
through
a six inch drainpipe.Copy !req
225. What?
I'm just kidding, pal.Copy !req
226. Okay, did anyone on
the Sustain
Greendale CommitteeCopy !req
227. do any of
their assignments
this week?Copy !req
228. Scrunch?Copy !req
229. Sorry, bro.
I don't work for you.Copy !req
230. You work for me.Copy !req
231. I'm the tech billionaire
that bought this dump
and cuts your paycheck.Copy !req
232. If you can call that
a paycheck. I've seen more
zeroes over Pearl Harbor.Copy !req
233. There were hundreds of 'em.Copy !req
234. The sky was black
with smoke and bombs.Copy !req
235. Double-click this, Winger.
It's your job to work.Copy !req
236. It is our job to party.Copy !req
237. And hatch
hare-brained schemes.Copy !req
238. And get laid.
And get laid!Copy !req
239. And eventually leave
you here as well.Copy !req
240. Jeff, you okay?Copy !req
241. Huh? Oh, uh,
I was taken aback.Copy !req
242. It's big news.Copy !req
243. What have you guys
been doing?Copy !req
244. We were just looking
for ways to make
season seven work.Copy !req
245. I mean, we got
through six seasons.Copy !req
246. I mean, what's up with that?
I mean, where's season seven?Copy !req
247. We got to figure out
season seven.Copy !req
248. Or maybe we
could just hang out.Copy !req
249. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
250. Last night was so insane,Copy !req
251. it made
the Insane Clown PosseCopy !req
252. look like
the Well-Adjusted
Clown Posse.Copy !req
253. It must be hard work
running away
from your own age.Copy !req
254. Has anyone seen
my e-cigarette?Copy !req
255. There should be a charity
for people like you.
Thank you.Copy !req
256. I don't know if I can keep
making the commute from here
to the FBI Headquarters.Copy !req
257. Britta, Abed,
I'll have to move back in.Copy !req
258. I moved in with them.Copy !req
259. Chang, we have files.
Moving out.Copy !req
260. You seem stressed, Annie.Copy !req
261. Are those last few
criminology credits
you needCopy !req
262. hard to get at Greendale?
Please.Copy !req
263. The only credit hard to get
at Greendale is from a bank.Copy !req
264. It's just, they have schools
for this stuff at Quantico.Copy !req
265. Being with you guys is great,Copy !req
266. but why is this
a good choice for me?Copy !req
267. Why doesn't the audience
feel sorry for me?Copy !req
268. Britta, your parents
have been murdered.Copy !req
269. By whom?
The police won't touch it.Copy !req
270. They're calling
it a double suicide.Copy !req
271. Britta, I got this.Copy !req
272. You're proposing a version
of the showCopy !req
273. in which Annie comes back
and it hinges on the murder
of my parents?Copy !req
274. It's a placeholder.Copy !req
275. I'm just saying,
there's alwaysCopy !req
276. gonna be a need
for law at Greendale.Copy !req
277. You remember
the Ass Crack Bandit?Copy !req
278. Yeah.Copy !req
279. Do I re... I mean,
doesn't everybody?Copy !req
280. Could've been anybody.Copy !req
281. What is with
this diaper thing?Copy !req
282. Is it about shaming me?Copy !req
283. Do you really want
a bunch of people
dressing you?Copy !req
284. It would be polite to try.Copy !req
285. It's nice to see you
interested
in this stuff, Jeff,Copy !req
286. but I wouldn't
watch that season.
Me neither.Copy !req
287. You want to know
a perfect season seven?Copy !req
288. Well, guess what, Senator.Copy !req
289. You were allowed
to call us terroristsCopy !req
290. before we moved
to international waters,Copy !req
291. but we're a nation now,
so I guess
this is fucking war.Copy !req
292. Annie, I'm gonna
need you to go to Washington.Copy !req
293. I'm scared.
Be more scared than that.Copy !req
294. Britta, the protestors
are scared.Copy !req
295. They need you to talk to them.Copy !req
296. They should be scared,Copy !req
297. but they shouldn't
need a leader
to tell them what to do.Copy !req
298. We're all born free
into a world of lies.Copy !req
299. But let's talk about you
for a second though.Copy !req
300. Well, I'm not a joke anymore.Copy !req
301. I'm strictly transgender.
I'm not all this other stuff.Copy !req
302. I represent the transgender
community,Copy !req
303. and it's a real thing.Copy !req
304. I am not crazy,
but I do have flaws.Copy !req
305. I'm smart...
"All this other stuff?"Copy !req
306. Glad to be
of service, Britta.Copy !req
307. I want my diaper back.Copy !req
308. I don't even own a TV,
and I wouldn't watch that.Copy !req
309. Oh, yeah?
What's your pitch?Copy !req
310. Oh, well, I-I mean, it's not
that complicated, is it?Copy !req
311. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
312. Hello.
How's everyone?Copy !req
313. Hello.
I have...Copy !req
314. We could learn
about science or history.Copy !req
315. It's set in a school,
after all.Copy !req
316. Why aren't we learning?Copy !req
317. And I know that's
not enough, so...Copy !req
318. And so on.Copy !req
319. Boo!Copy !req
320. It's possible there is
more skill
to it than I thought.Copy !req
321. Yes! Yes! Yes!
There is skill to it.Copy !req
322. More importantly,
it has to be joyful.Copy !req
323. Effortless.Copy !req
324. Fun.Copy !req
325. TV defeats its own purpose
when it's pushing an agendaCopy !req
326. or trying to defeat
other TV,Copy !req
327. or being proud or ashamed
of itself for existing.Copy !req
328. It's TV.Copy !req
329. It's comfort.Copy !req
330. It's a friend you've
known so well and for so long.Copy !req
331. You just let it be with you.Copy !req
332. And it needs to be okay
for it to have a bad day,Copy !req
333. or phone in a day.Copy !req
334. And it needs to be okay
for it to get on a boatCopy !req
335. with Levar Burton
and never come back.Copy !req
336. Because eventually
it all will.Copy !req
337. I'm fine.Copy !req
338. I know.Copy !req
339. It's not just that.Copy !req
340. It's such a classic mistake,Copy !req
341. but I got really attached
to my pitch.Copy !req
342. I had a soundtrack
in my head and everything.Copy !req
343. Well, I agree with Abed.Copy !req
344. And I have
an effortless pitch.Copy !req
345. Hmm.Copy !req
346. So, how's this semester's
crop of apples looking?Copy !req
347. Well, bruised
but not rotten.Copy !req
348. Asian kid in my math class
doesn't want to studyCopy !req
349. because he doesn't want
to be a stereotype.
That's pretty funny.Copy !req
350. Sounds like a strong B story,Copy !req
351. and I can say that stuff
without throwing anyoneCopy !req
352. because I teach
TV Appreciation.Copy !req
353. Chang, you could send
that student to meCopy !req
354. and we'll make it
more serious.Copy !req
355. I'm the school shrink,
I can wear these glasses
every episode.Copy !req
356. Well, you are
super-hot in them.
Yeah.Copy !req
357. Very hot.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
358. This gives me a more solid
reason to interact with you
than a stupid committee.Copy !req
359. By the way,
I'm a lesbian.Copy !req
360. It's why
I haven't hit on Jeff.Copy !req
361. Mmm.
Well, here's my deal.Copy !req
362. I teach criminology,
but look.Copy !req
363. It's the original Annie.
Ah.Copy !req
364. But I'm grown up
and I'm hot,Copy !req
365. but not little girl hot.Copy !req
366. And I'm happy
and we're all togetherCopy !req
367. and it makes sense.Copy !req
368. We might just live
the good life yet.Copy !req
369. Hey! Dean.Copy !req
370. Dean Jeffrey.
Dean Winger.Copy !req
371. Dean, I told you not to come
into the teacher's lounge.Copy !req
372. You're supposed
to be in Dean Class.Copy !req
373. How can I learn to be dean
if I can't hang out
with teachers?Copy !req
374. Ah, we're supposed
to be shaping mindsCopy !req
375. but we keep
shaping each other.Copy !req
376. Bring it in.Copy !req
377. In this version, would you
tell me what to do a lot?Copy !req
378. Am I on meds in it?Copy !req
379. I'm mellow and relatable.
I like it.Copy !req
380. I would love
to teach at Greendale.Copy !req
381. And I do miss wearing skirts.Copy !req
382. Once you swallow the horse
pill-sized contrivance,Copy !req
383. it would open up new areas
and dynamics.Copy !req
384. And it's evergreen.
Well, great. That's settled.Copy !req
385. How do we make it real?Copy !req
386. Annie, maybe you should
start looking into
education classes?Copy !req
387. You too, Abed.Copy !req
388. Well, I should probably
tell you guysCopy !req
389. that I'm moving
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
390. What?
What?Copy !req
391. Yeah,
like a real TV executive,Copy !req
392. I was letting you guys
work your ass offCopy !req
393. because there's no profit
in saying no to an idea,Copy !req
394. but now that it's time for me
to commit, I have to pass.Copy !req
395. I got a job as a PA
on a Fox show set
in a video game studio.Copy !req
396. It's like 30 Rock
meets IT Crowd
meets, well, me.Copy !req
397. I'm growing up.
Aww.Copy !req
398. That's so great, Abed.
Congratulations, Abed.Copy !req
399. Congratulations, Abed.
But you're
coming back, right?Copy !req
400. Maybe.Copy !req
401. Probably.Copy !req
402. Maybe.Copy !req
403. But six seasons and a movie.Copy !req
404. Jeff, I know it comforts
you to look at thingsCopy !req
405. through that meta lens,
but this is reality.Copy !req
406. TV's rules aren't based
on common sense, they're basedCopy !req
407. on a studio wanting
to milk their properties dry.Copy !req
408. Here, here. Cheers
to that and cheers to Abed.Copy !req
409. Cheers.
Cheers.Copy !req
410. What? Jeffrey?Copy !req
411. Hey?
Oh.Copy !req
412. And so on.Copy !req
413. Annie?
I'm home.Copy !req
414. Hey, there.Copy !req
415. How was your day?
Did anything funny happen?Copy !req
416. Ah, who cares?Copy !req
417. How was your day?Copy !req
418. Good.
Sebastian did
some drawing.Copy !req
419. Sebastian.
Let's look at him.Copy !req
420. Sebastian!
Sebastian!Copy !req
421. Aww.Copy !req
422. Back to your child area.
Aww.Copy !req
423. Yeah!Copy !req
424. I love you.Copy !req
425. Are you okay?Copy !req
426. Is this really
what you want?Copy !req
427. Of course.Copy !req
428. I mean,
I'd be fine with a dog too,Copy !req
429. but whatever you want.Copy !req
430. Do you have any idea
what I want?Copy !req
431. Yes?Copy !req
432. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
433. Well, I hold the spare keysCopy !req
434. so the Dean would stop leaving
them under the welcome mat.Copy !req
435. You left... weirdly.Copy !req
436. Yeah, there's no normal
way to do anything now.Copy !req
437. Yeah.Copy !req
438. You're gonna be fine,
you know.Copy !req
439. I don't want to be fine.Copy !req
440. I want to be 25
and heading out
into the world.Copy !req
441. I want to fall asleep
on a beachCopy !req
442. and be able
to walk the next day.Copy !req
443. Or stay up all night
on accident.Copy !req
444. I want to wear a white T-shirt
without looking
like I forgot to get dressed.Copy !req
445. I want to be
terrified of AIDS.Copy !req
446. I want to have an opinion
about those...Copy !req
447. boring-ass
Marvel movies.Copy !req
448. And I want those opinions
to be of any concern
to the people making them.Copy !req
449. Well, I want to live
in the same home
for more than a year,Copy !req
450. order wine
without feeling nervous,Copy !req
451. have a resume
full of crazy mistakes
instead of crazy lies.Copy !req
452. I want stories and wisdom,
perspective,Copy !req
453. I want to have
so much behind meCopy !req
454. I'm not a slave
to what's in front of me.Copy !req
455. Especially these...Copy !req
456. flavorless,
unremarkable
Marvel movies.Copy !req
457. They are so not a big deal!
I know!Copy !req
458. It's just all there is.Copy !req
459. Yes!
And you get to say that!Copy !req
460. I could screw myself
if I say it,Copy !req
461. but there's pressures on me
you don't have to live under.Copy !req
462. If you accept
that you're older.Copy !req
463. And let the kid stuff go.Copy !req
464. I let you go, Annie.Copy !req
465. With my hands, and my head.Copy !req
466. The heart,Copy !req
467. which cynics say
is code for penis,
wants what it wants.Copy !req
468. But I let you go.Copy !req
469. The others are coming,Copy !req
470. so I think you should
kiss me good-byeCopy !req
471. or you might regret it
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
472. What about you?Copy !req
473. I'll regret the kiss
for a week.Copy !req
474. I'm in my 20s.
Who cares?Copy !req
475. Ooh, are we interrupting?Copy !req
476. Stop being gross.Copy !req
477. Are you guys doing an
unauthorized finale in here?Copy !req
478. Not cool.Copy !req
479. Abed,
I know it gives you comfortCopy !req
480. to see everything
through that meta lens,Copy !req
481. but we were just
saying good-bye
to the room.Copy !req
482. For season six.Copy !req
483. Season seven, who knows?Copy !req
484. It's out of our hands.
Too many variables.Copy !req
485. Cool. Cool, cool.Copy !req
486. Cool, cool.Copy !req
487. Cool.Copy !req
488. That was one cool
for each season.Copy !req
489. Wait, do it again,
I want to try something.Copy !req
490. Cool. Cool, cool.
Cool.Copy !req
491. Oh.Copy !req
492. Cool, cool.Copy !req
493. I farted
during the fourth one.Copy !req
494. It's an inside joke.Copy !req
495. I'm gonna miss you guys.
Gay.Copy !req
496. You know what I think
everybody should do?Copy !req
497. As a humble outsider
that came in and nailed it,Copy !req
498. I think everyone
should imagine their
own personal versionCopy !req
499. of season seven
and not share it with anyoneCopy !req
500. and then maybe
it'll come true.Copy !req
501. No cutting to any of them.Copy !req
502. If you cut to it,
it won't come true.Copy !req
503. You just stopped being
a study group.Copy !req
504. I hereby pronounce you
a community.Copy !req
505. Brianna,
you're the driven idealist.Copy !req
506. Kaylee, you're the fiery,
passionate one.Copy !req
507. We might have a fun
no-stringsy thing.Copy !req
508. And Mackenzie, the kooky,
nerdy one.Copy !req
509. And Hallie,
the other nerdy one.Copy !req
510. You guys should
be best friends
and have pillow fights.Copy !req
511. And there's Phoebe,
the wise one.Copy !req
512. No?
You're nerdy too?Copy !req
513. Okay.Copy !req
514. And the rest of you
other redhead ones,Copy !req
515. and we're gonna
have some pretty crazy times.Copy !req
516. And eventually, you'll leave
and be replaced by new ones,Copy !req
517. and that's something
I'm equipped to handle now.Copy !req
518. I'm sort of a hero that way.Copy !req
519. We can cut to them at home
though, right?Copy !req
520. I mean, by ourselves?
Sure.Copy !req
521. I love that I got
to be with you guys.Copy !req
522. Gay.
You saved my lifeCopy !req
523. and changed it forever.Copy !req
524. Gay!Copy !req
525. Thank you.Copy !req
526. I'm gay.Copy !req
527. I'm for real gay.Copy !req
528. I'm legit gay!Copy !req
529. This is the show.
Right? Right.Copy !req
530. Community!Copy !req
531. The hit show
is now a hit board game.Copy !req
532. More like an I'm bored game.
Shut up, Leonard.Copy !req
533. You look like a German
puppet maker and smell
like the inside of a church.Copy !req
534. Blah, blah, blah,Copy !req
535. commercial VO describing
the rules of gameplay.Copy !req
536. I like you, Winger.
As a friend.Copy !req
537. Ooh.
Ooh, snap.Copy !req
538. Sorry, Britta,
but that friendship
just got a benefit.Copy !req
539. Collect all the other
players' identitiesCopy !req
540. and be the first to figure out
if the game is part
of the show or...Copy !req
541. I got it. The whole show
is happening
inside this game.Copy !req
542. Then explain this.Copy !req
543. What is it?Copy !req
544. It's a script
of a fake commercial
at the endCopy !req
545. of season six starring
this family.Copy !req
546. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
547. Guess I win.Copy !req
548. You stupid child.Copy !req
549. Nobody's winning anything.Copy !req
550. Don't you see?Copy !req
551. This means we don't exist.Copy !req
552. We're not created by God.
We're created by a joke.Copy !req
553. We were never born
and we will
never actually live.Copy !req
554. Dice not included,
some assembly required.Copy !req
555. Lines between
perception, desire,Copy !req
556. and reality may become
blurred, redundant,
or interchangeable.Copy !req
557. Characters may hook up
with no regard
for your emotional investment.Copy !req
558. Some episodes
too conceptual to be funny,Copy !req
559. some too funny
to be immersive,Copy !req
560. and some so immersive
they still aren't funny.Copy !req
561. Consistency between
seasons may vary.Copy !req
562. Viewers may be measured
by a secretive,Copy !req
563. obsolete system based
on selected participantsCopy !req
564. keeping hand written journals
of what they watch.Copy !req
565. Show may be canceled
and moved to the internetCopy !req
566. where it turns out tens
of millions were watching the
whole time, may not matter.Copy !req
567. Fake commercial may end
with disclaimer gagCopy !req
568. which may descend
into vain, Chuck Lorre-esqueiCopy !req
569. rant by
a narcissistic creator.Copy !req
570. Creator may be unstable.
Therapist
may have told creator,Copy !req
571. "This is not how you make
yourself a good person."Copy !req
572. Life may pass by while
we ignore or mistreat
those closest to us.Copy !req
573. Those closest to us
may be those watching.Copy !req
574. Those people may
want to know I love them,Copy !req
575. but I may be incapable
of saying it.Copy !req
576. Contains pieces the size
of a child's esophagus.Copy !req
577. Did you get any of that?Copy !req