1. welcome back to greendale,
now ranked fifthCopy !req
2. On colorado's alphabetical
listing of community colleges.Copy !req
3. Rest in peace,
fatboy slim's dj school.Copy !req
4. This school owes
its continued existenceCopy !req
5. To the following heroes:Copy !req
6. Jeff winger, a teacher
so dedicated to clean energy,Copy !req
7. He's already parking
like his car is electric.Copy !req
8. Britta perry, currently
raising awareness
of homelessness,Copy !req
9. Not that she has a choice.Copy !req
10. Abed nadir, who actually
wrote this announcementCopy !req
11. For the sake of, as he put it,
catching everyone up.Copy !req
12. And annie edison,
who led the effort
to save greendaleCopy !req
13. From 534 critical
emergencies.Copy !req
14. Five hundred
thirty four?Copy !req
15. frisbee!Copy !req
16. Hey, leonard,Copy !req
17. What, are you gonna
bogart the disk all day?Copy !req
18. Like... Tears in rain.Copy !req
19. What?Copy !req
20. I can't believe
a roof collapsed.Copy !req
21. We almost killed fat neil!Copy !req
22. That was garrett.
See? We're monsters.Copy !req
23. Okay, if they blame us
for this, let me
take the heat.Copy !req
24. I'd never see the
inside of a cell.Copy !req
25. I've been reliving this day
over and over for 1,000 years.Copy !req
26. Guys, this is not on us.Copy !req
27. That roof was gonna collapse.Copy !req
28. 80% of the rubble
was styrofoam.Copy !req
29. Speaking of guilt,
where's shirley?Copy !req
30. You didn't tell him?Copy !req
31. I was waiting
until we were all together.Copy !req
32. Abed's not comfortable
with c-h-a-n-g-e.Copy !req
33. Hey, screw you.
I can spell.Copy !req
34. And screw you.Copy !req
35. Is shirley gone?
Did she spin off?Copy !req
36. Nobody spins off
in real life, abed.Copy !req
37. Shirley went to look
after her dad in atlantaCopy !req
38. And ended up taking a job
as a personal chefCopy !req
39. To a brilliant but troubled
southern detective.Copy !req
40. I told her I'd manage
her sandwich shop
while she's gone.Copy !req
41. Oh, that's very
generous of you.Copy !req
42. I have a friend in townCopy !req
43. Every time you're gonna
need help with that.Copy !req
44. She'll be back.Copy !req
45. Like troy?Copy !req
46. Are any of you
white peopleCopy !req
47. Noticing what's happening
to this group?Copy !req
48. Do abed and I
need to be concerned?Copy !req
49. You have my word
as leader of the white peopleCopy !req
50. There's no cause for alarm.Copy !req
51. Say hello to new shirley!Copy !req
52. I'm just kidding.
This is francesca dart.Copy !req
53. I have brought her on as an
administrative consultant.Copy !req
54. I thought it would be
fun and mandatoryCopy !req
55. For you to add her
to your little committee.Copy !req
56. Why? Because one
roof collapsed?Copy !req
57. No. God, god, no!Copy !req
58. I'm your friend
bringing you a new friend.Copy !req
59. One with training
in not collapsing roofs.Copy !req
60. Is she...
Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
61. Is she above us
or below us?Copy !req
62. She is... Whoop!Copy !req
63. I'm getting a call here,
and I'll have to take it.Copy !req
64. Frankie, why don't you explain
what your role will beCopy !req
65. While I leave to
take this call.Copy !req
66. My phone is vibrating,
but it is...Copy !req
67. In your office,
which you didn't realizeCopy !req
68. When you started
the fake phone call move.Copy !req
69. My phone is in
my pocket, jeffrey.Copy !req
70. I'm walking away so I can
get it out and answer it.Copy !req
71. Let me know how it goes.Copy !req
72. Okay,
I'll just have a seat and...Copy !req
73. No!
No. No. No.Copy !req
74. Our friend
used to sit there.Copy !req
75. she spun off.Copy !req
76. I'm sorry.
What about here?Copy !req
77. Yeah,
I guess that's okay.Copy !req
78. Okay, so I took
an informal surveyCopy !req
79. To get a sense
of how greendale
is perceived,Copy !req
80. And three themes emerged:Copy !req
81. Weird, passionate and gross.Copy !req
82. Now, you want to hang on
to that grouping.Copy !req
83. In marketing, it's what
we call the good belushi.Copy !req
84. If I had a magic wand,Copy !req
85. I would use it to
make sure greendale
never had to grow up.Copy !req
86. I would also probably use it
to cut the magic wand classCopy !req
87. That I noticed
is actually offered here,Copy !req
88. As well as vcr repair,
a class called "ladders,"Copy !req
89. And, "when is it okay
to shake a baby?"Copy !req
90. In terms of hierarchy,
I'm a big believer in it.Copy !req
91. Someone needs to say,
"I'm in charge,"Copy !req
92. And that person is me.Copy !req
93. That's my decision.Copy !req
94. That doesn't mean
that we don't work together,Copy !req
95. But all communication
and decisions
will go through me.Copy !req
96. I'll send out an email later
to set up our next meeting.Copy !req
97. Awesome.
Great seeing you,
professor.Copy !req
98. Yeah, coolios.
Awesome.Copy !req
99. Who in the crazy bitch...Copy !req
100. Did that just happen?Copy !req
101. Did you see her binder?
Ha. Ha!Copy !req
102. Pretty nondescript.Copy !req
103. She seems
like she may be trouble.Copy !req
104. To be fair, she's
an additional "white person,"Copy !req
105. Which has clearly
become important here.Copy !req
106. No, thank you.Copy !req
107. I'm just glad
I was able to answer.Copy !req
108. My phone got
lodged in my pocket.Copy !req
109. I know.Copy !req
110. I guess that is a thing.Copy !req
111. So you were saying
about the thing...Copy !req
112. The reason you
were calling was...Copy !req
113. What were you
talking to me about?Copy !req
114. Looks good, tony.Copy !req
115. I'm sorry,
I just assume
your name is tony.Copy !req
116. Here you go.
I gave you some extra heat.Copy !req
117. Aw, man.Copy !req
118. Britta,Copy !req
119. What is the weekly cost
of this restaurant?Copy !req
120. Oh, that's easy.
My dignity.Copy !req
121. It seems like
this sandwich counterCopy !req
122. Is consuming
your happinessCopy !req
123. And converting it
into burnt bread and debt.Copy !req
124. So?Copy !req
125. Frankie, hi.Copy !req
126. Um...Copy !req
127. Someone removed all the liquor
from the faculty lounge.Copy !req
128. I'm sorry,
I cannot legally protectCopy !req
129. Or insure a campus
with free-flowing booze.Copy !req
130. Well, I can't teach
with free-flowing sobriety.Copy !req
131. is that true?Copy !req
132. Do you really think
you're an addict?Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. Dean!Copy !req
135. Hello?
Oh, oh, hey.Copy !req
136. Yes, I can talk.Copy !req
137. Damn it.
I am available
any time for you.Copy !req
138. Frankie.
Frankie, hi.Copy !req
139. I had an idea about
how to de-electrify the pool.Copy !req
140. Oh, that's already
been dealt with.Copy !req
141. Okay, well,
then there's...Copy !req
142. Ooh, let's see.Copy !req
143. Done, done, deloused,Copy !req
144. Appraised, defused, rebuilt,Copy !req
145. De-peanut buttered, debunked,
spayed, neutered,Copy !req
146. Underway, re-sanctified,
plunged, deported and exhumed.Copy !req
147. Thank you.Copy !req
148. Oh, this is pretty.Copy !req
149. I'm gonna name one
of my sandwiches after her.Copy !req
150. My sandwiches suck.Copy !req
151. Well, she is
improving greendale.Copy !req
152. Yeah, but how much
can you improve greendaleCopy !req
153. Before it stops
being greendale?Copy !req
154. She didn't suffer
for this place.
Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
155. She doesn't
understand it.Copy !req
156. She's gonna end up messing
with something that...Copy !req
157. Abed.Copy !req
158. Temporal mutation?
In english, doc.Copy !req
159. Simply put,
mr. President,
in 12 hours,Copy !req
160. These dinosaurs
will become...Copy !req
161. Mind if I sit here?Copy !req
162. Time-osaurs.Copy !req
163. Go ahead.
I can reshoot.Copy !req
164. How's everything going?Copy !req
165. I have concerns.
I'd like to hear them.Copy !req
166. I'm worried you're not
distinct enough from annie,Copy !req
167. Both in terms
of physicality and purpose.Copy !req
168. Okay.Copy !req
169. I can't determine
if you haveCopy !req
170. Any specific flaw,
quirk, or point of viewCopy !req
171. That makes you a creative
addition to the group.Copy !req
172. I don't know
what that means,Copy !req
173. But I'm writing it down.Copy !req
174. My umbrella concern
is that you, as a character,Copy !req
175. Represent the end of what
I used to call "our show,"Copy !req
176. Which was once an unlikely
family of misfit studentsCopy !req
177. And is now a pretty
loose-knit group
of students and teachers,Copy !req
178. None of whom are
taking a class together
in a school which,Copy !req
179. As of your arrival,
is becoming
increasingly grounded,Copy !req
180. Asking questions like,
"how do any of us
get our money?Copy !req
181. "when will we get
our degrees?" and,Copy !req
182. "what happened
to that girl I was dating?"Copy !req
183. As opposed to questions
I consider more important,Copy !req
184. Like, "what is real?
What is sanity?Copy !req
185. "is there a god?
Where's that pierce hologram?"Copy !req
186. Jeff said last year
he saw a pierce hologram.Copy !req
187. None of the rest
of us have ever seen it,Copy !req
188. So if there's a
pierce ghost on campus,Copy !req
189. I'd like to get
a head start
on busting it.Copy !req
190. All right.Copy !req
191. This is the first
I've heard that I'm
a character on a show.Copy !req
192. I'm excited to be one,Copy !req
193. But I agree
I'll be a boring one.Copy !req
194. Quirks are not
my strong suit.
Results are.Copy !req
195. I love quirky people.Copy !req
196. I come from a big family
of people who are
literally insane.Copy !req
197. I moved out here
to take care of
one of them,Copy !req
198. But I myself am
exceptionally boring,Copy !req
199. And I am quite proud
to be that wayCopy !req
200. Because it allows
me to helpCopy !req
201. The less boring people
turn quirks into results.Copy !req
202. That's the most
interesting takeCopy !req
203. On not being interesting
that I've ever heard.Copy !req
204. As far as what I represent
about your show,Copy !req
205. I wouldn't give me or anyone
else that kind of power.Copy !req
206. Good shows change,
I assume.Copy !req
207. Personally, I don't
own a tv.Copy !req
208. You're the first person
to say thatCopy !req
209. That I didn't immediately
delete from my brain.Copy !req
210. Thank you.Copy !req
211. Emergency meeting
at shirley's sandwiches
right now.Copy !req
212. Everyone freaking out.Copy !req
213. New lady is evil.Copy !req
214. Crazy frown.Copy !req
215. I should go.Copy !req
216. Abed, I could really
use someone's helpCopy !req
217. In learning the
ropes around here.Copy !req
218. I'll ask around.Copy !req
219. Wearing
that dumb hat.Copy !req
220. Running around...
Totally
talking down to you.Copy !req
221. She hates you.Copy !req
222. I got it from shirley.Copy !req
223. What are you guys
doing back here?Copy !req
224. Are you the big chill -ing?Copy !req
225. Yeah, only there's not
a hippie that diedCopy !req
226. To make us come together
and complain, it's our school.Copy !req
227. Frankie's taking
over the campus.Copy !req
228. She canceled ladders.
She's banning substances.Copy !req
229. She wants to shut down
shirley's sandwiches.Copy !req
230. She called annie a bitch.
She implied I was a bitch.Copy !req
231. She implied annie
was a stuck-up bitchCopy !req
232. Who thinks she's
better than everyone.Copy !req
233. Okay, now you're just...
She was nice to me.Copy !req
234. In fact, we kind
of got along.Copy !req
235. Abed, are you sure
she wasn't actuallyCopy !req
236. Being sweetly
condescending?Copy !req
237. Yep, I learned to
pick up on that one.Copy !req
238. I make a movement
that we form a separate,
secret committee.Copy !req
239. I second britta's motion,
not movement.Copy !req
240. I third annie's number two-ing
of the movement britta made.Copy !req
241. Gross.
Our mission:Copy !req
242. To preserve the
real greendale,Copy !req
243. Oppose frankie or drink,
whatever's easiest.Copy !req
244. Are you guys
sure she's bad?Copy !req
245. Are you sure you're not
doing what I usually do,Copy !req
246. Overreacting to change?Copy !req
247. Nobody's ever doing
what you usually do, abed.Copy !req
248. You're nuts.Copy !req
249. In a good way!Copy !req
250. I'm just saying,
leave reality to us.Copy !req
251. We always support you.Copy !req
252. Don't make it
more dramatic than it is.Copy !req
253. It's a blood oath
to defy evil.Copy !req
254. You're either in
or you're out.Copy !req
255. Can I hang around
if I don't do the oath?Copy !req
256. Oh, gee, you mean
just be friends?Copy !req
257. Sure, great, abed.Copy !req
258. Okay.Copy !req
259. Can I have some pretzels?Copy !req
260. No.Copy !req
261. Those are
secret committee pretzels.Copy !req
262. Okay.Copy !req
263. Well...Copy !req
264. Yes, that was a test.Copy !req
265. You guys are bad friends.Copy !req
266. Don't think of it
as bad baking,Copy !req
267. Think of it as
a crushing blowCopy !req
268. To a gender stereotype.Copy !req
269. Britta, it might help
if every burnt sandwichCopy !req
270. Didn't come with
a self-aware burnt
sandwich bit.Copy !req
271. Is that how you're gonna
help increase sales?Copy !req
272. Creative notes?Copy !req
273. I had that
sign spinner idea.Copy !req
274. We're a restaurant
inside a cafeteria, annie.Copy !req
275. Our weak point
wasn't traffic.Copy !req
276. Flo, alice,
stop fighting.Copy !req
277. We can't afford
to lose this place.Copy !req
278. If I have to start drinking
in the men's room,Copy !req
279. The score in my
head has to change
from trent reznorCopy !req
280. To johnny cash
doing trent reznor.Copy !req
281. I'm a bartender, annie.Copy !req
282. I know a little bit more about
the human side of service.Copy !req
283. I can't eat this.
Can I get my money back?Copy !req
284. You're human garbage.Copy !req
285. Hi, mr. Winger.Copy !req
286. Nice lecture yesterday.
Don't patronize me, dave.Copy !req
287. It might not seem
like this,Copy !req
288. But you're killing a small,
black-owned business.Copy !req
289. I'll call it even
for a drink with mr. Winger.Copy !req
290. You will?
That's absurd.Copy !req
291. Let's see some id.
You snitch, you die.Copy !req
292. Morning.
Morning.Copy !req
293. Morning.Copy !req
294. Well, I guess we'll
wait for the others
before we start.Copy !req
295. I don't think they're coming.
What?Copy !req
296. The committee had
a meeting last nightCopy !req
297. And decided you are evil.Copy !req
298. Ooh. Wait.Copy !req
299. You guys had
a meeting last night?Copy !req
300. So we broke up as friendsCopy !req
301. Because I don't
think you're evil.Copy !req
302. I think you scare people
because you liveCopy !req
303. In the real world
instead of up your butt.Copy !req
304. I'm sorry
that happened, abed.Copy !req
305. It's like I said
yesterday at lunch,Copy !req
306. Drama and conflict
are exciting and easy.Copy !req
307. Making a difference
can be pretty boring.Copy !req
308. You guys had lunch?Copy !req
309. I'd like to try
to live in that world.Copy !req
310. I'm a little tired
from all the drama,Copy !req
311. The heroes,
the villains,
monsters...Copy !req
312. Pokemons.Copy !req
313. You're just a person
that sees things
the way they are.Copy !req
314. Leprechauns. Scary.Copy !req
315. I don't know
if I could be like that,Copy !req
316. But I don't think
it makes sense
to be against it.Copy !req
317. You guys ever hear of
the slender man?Copy !req
318. I'd like to try
to help you,Copy !req
319. And if possible,
learn from you.Copy !req
320. Are you guys
on reddit, 4chan?Copy !req
321. That would be great, abed.
'cause it's awesome.Copy !req
322. I think we'd all benefit
if we were more like you.Copy !req
323. So what do you say?Copy !req
324. Let's order some food.Copy !req
325. Let's save greendale.
Let's save greendale.Copy !req
326. Tacos!Copy !req
327. We are something else.Copy !req
328. Abed. Abed.Copy !req
329. yeah?Copy !req
330. What are you doing?
What do you mean?Copy !req
331. Someone told me
you were sweeping,Copy !req
332. Straightening clocks.
Why are you cleaning
that sign?Copy !req
333. I gave you a list.Copy !req
334. Yeah, the list felt
pretty similar visually.Copy !req
335. I can't picture a
montage cutting from meCopy !req
336. Verifying diane's
invoice to me emailing
confirmation to diane.Copy !req
337. Right, but a montage
is what, abed?Copy !req
338. It's a movie
apologizing for reality.Copy !req
339. And we are where?
Reality.Copy !req
340. And what do
people do here?Copy !req
341. They email diane.Copy !req
342. Abed, if you change
your clothesCopy !req
343. One more time today,
you're fired.Copy !req
344. Sorry.Copy !req
345. Hey, abed.
Hey, todd.Copy !req
346. Are annie and
britta around?Copy !req
347. No.Copy !req
348. Abed.Copy !req
349. Maybe you should
order the special.Copy !req
350. I'll have the special.Copy !req
351. The specials are
kept in the back.Copy !req
352. You should...
You should go in the back.Copy !req
353. I'd like the special.Copy !req
354. Vaporizers? Skittles?Copy !req
355. Abed.
Hey, annie.Copy !req
356. This place is so conceptual.
It's practical too.Copy !req
357. We made enough money
to save shirley's.Copy !req
358. And in an ironic way,
because if shirley saw this,Copy !req
359. Her soul would die.Copy !req
360. Hey, abed,
check this out.Copy !req
361. Aw, britta's still
the worst?Copy !req
362. Yeah.
A bar gets dirty.Copy !req
363. You're gonna need
someone to clean it,Copy !req
364. Probably after hours,Copy !req
365. And those floor polishers
can get pretty loud.Copy !req
366. I'd hate for
someone to hear it.Copy !req
367. You blackmailing me?Copy !req
368. Just talking shop.Copy !req
369. What's the rumpus, abed?Copy !req
370. Miller's crossing?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
371. This is really great.Copy !req
372. You guys should be
proud of yourselves.Copy !req
373. We missed you.
Have a drink.Copy !req
374. Put on an old-timey jacket.
That's okay.Copy !req
375. I don't really do
this anymore.Copy !req
376. Um, all right, come on.Copy !req
377. I said I don't do this, see?Copy !req
378. You dirty rat.Copy !req
379. You guys are
all dirty rats.Copy !req
380. What's your romper room?Copy !req
381. All right,
maybe just one drink.Copy !req
382. And then maybe cut to
a montage of drinks.Copy !req
383. Whoo!
Huzzah!Copy !req
384. drinks are good!Copy !req
385. Go, go, go!Copy !req
386. ow!Copy !req
387. Let's never stop
being friends again, ever.Copy !req
388. Mmm-hmm, cheers.Copy !req
389. We shouldn't have made you
choose between frankie and us.Copy !req
390. Oh, she's good
for business.Copy !req
391. We're sorry that we
made you choose between...Copy !req
392. You're just
repeating what I said.Copy !req
393. No, you're repeating
what I said.
Oh, I'm a time traveler?Copy !req
394. This is a show!Copy !req
395. Abed, I just got
word from dianeCopy !req
396. That one of your emails
was a little shaky.Copy !req
397. Are you okay?
I'm good.Copy !req
398. Late night last night.
Yeah?Copy !req
399. Yeah, I could use
a little protein.Copy !req
400. I'm gonna go get
an early lunch.Copy !req
401. You guys know
about tardigrades?Copy !req
402. They're these
microscopic creaturesCopy !req
403. That look like robot bears.Copy !req
404. They can survive
in space.Copy !req
405. Mmm-hmm.
Get into space,Copy !req
406. You dirty tardigrades, see?Copy !req
407. And they're everywhere.Copy !req
408. There's a lot
of little things
in real lifeCopy !req
409. That are just as cool
as fake stuff.Copy !req
410. I learned that
working for frankie.Copy !req
411. You guys would like her,
you know.Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
413. raid!Copy !req
414. Is this what
you guys want?Copy !req
415. You want to play cops
and robbers with costumes?Copy !req
416. Why is that
guy a carrot?Copy !req
417. Because they ran out.
Who tattled?Copy !req
418. In what world, britta,Copy !req
419. Do you see this
as covert enough
to require tattling?Copy !req
420. You built a bar
in a school.Copy !req
421. There was lumber involved.Copy !req
422. I have been letting you
hole up down hereCopy !req
423. Because it kept you
contained and satisfied,Copy !req
424. Because you are
all compulsively defiant,Copy !req
425. But it wasn't enough.Copy !req
426. You had to drag
abed back in,Copy !req
427. And abed deserves better.Copy !req
428. Oh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.Copy !req
429. It finally comes out.Copy !req
430. "abed deserves better."Copy !req
431. That's been out.
Shut up, leonard.Copy !req
432. I once mistook six people
for you at a pharmacy.Copy !req
433. It's not
their fault, frankie.Copy !req
434. I chose this.
These are my friends.Copy !req
435. I hate emailing diane.Copy !req
436. She can't commit to a font.Copy !req
437. It's pathological,
and so am I.Copy !req
438. This is where I belong.Copy !req
439. I know you
think that, abed,Copy !req
440. But you don't
know any better.Copy !req
441. Whoops.Copy !req
442. Shut up, leonard.Copy !req
443. You are...
You are old,Copy !req
444. And you deserve less
because of your age.Copy !req
445. I don't...
I don't actually believe that.Copy !req
446. I'm just trying to...
I'm trying to...Copy !req
447. And everybody
here is a fart!Copy !req
448. A living fart
from the butt
of a lesser god!Copy !req
449. And I'm...
I'm better than this.Copy !req
450. Cut to everyone on campusCopy !req
451. Getting as drunk
as they want montage!Copy !req
452. Jeffrey,Copy !req
453. Frankie hasn't
come back to work today.Copy !req
454. That's terrible.Copy !req
455. The insurance company
dropped us.Copy !req
456. The school has no insurance.Copy !req
457. What was frankie's salary?
A lot.Copy !req
458. What were the
insurance premiums?
A lot.Copy !req
459. Add those two
numbers together.Copy !req
460. That's your new
school dance budget.Copy !req
461. Oh. Nice.Copy !req
462. Welcome to ladders!Copy !req
463. Ladders!Copy !req
464. Who wants to see the ladders
professor go higher?Copy !req
465. Ladders!
♪ I'm as high as hellCopy !req
466. You did it, jeff winger.Copy !req
467. This is your school now.Copy !req
468. Annie.Copy !req
469. It was worth it.Copy !req
470. All right, that should
be the extent ofCopy !req
471. The professor's
medical bills.Copy !req
472. What about the lawsuits
from the students?Copy !req
473. I think we should
fight those.Copy !req
474. Actually, I suggest
you settle out of court.Copy !req
475. This is my fault.
Obviously not.Copy !req
476. It's my fault.
It's my fault.Copy !req
477. Guys, it's my fault.
It's my fault too.Copy !req
478. It's my fault.
It's my fault.Copy !req
479. It's my fault.Copy !req
480. It's my fault.
It's my fault.Copy !req
481. it's my fault.
It's my fault.Copy !req
482. All right, all right,
all right!Copy !req
483. So whose fault wasn't it,Copy !req
484. And who knows anything about
handling anything like this?Copy !req
485. In terms of hierarchy,
I'm a big believer in it.Copy !req
486. Someone needs to say,
"I'm in charge,"Copy !req
487. And that person is me.Copy !req
488. That's my decision.Copy !req
489. Wait, what?Copy !req
490. I'm sorry?
Who talks like that?Copy !req
491. Why would anyone
hire someone so pompous?Copy !req
492. Ms. Dart, word of advice.Copy !req
493. Change your personality,Copy !req
494. Or start looking for
companies run by
insane people.Copy !req
495. Don't hire this woman!
Fifth time's the charm.Copy !req
496. He's barged into
four offices screaming,Copy !req
497. "don't hire this woman!"Copy !req
498. What the hell is going on?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
499. How did you even find me?Copy !req
500. I emailed diane.Copy !req
501. She knows way too much
about your schedule,
by the way.Copy !req
502. Whatever he's offering you,
greendale...Copy !req
503. Well, we can't double it.Copy !req
504. We probably can't
even match it.Copy !req
505. Whatever he's offering you,Copy !req
506. Greendale will give you
less and an apology.Copy !req
507. Do you know...Copy !req
508. It's not enough.Copy !req
509. But maybe if you
added more apologies...Copy !req
510. Like a montage of them?Copy !req
511. We're sorry.Copy !req
512. A flyer.
Thanks.Copy !req
513. Take a look.Copy !req
514. Okay, is that clear
to everyone?Copy !req
515. I told you I wouldn't
be needing dinner tonight.Copy !req
516. I'm guessing
you wouldn't,Copy !req
517. Not if you're
looking for this.Copy !req
518. How'd you know?Copy !req
519. Nobody makes more
crumbs than a cook.Copy !req
520. Well, the same goes for
clues and detectives.Copy !req
521. You're too busy solving
murders to get away
with your own.Copy !req
522. Well, then what about
the case of my wifeCopy !req
523. And my leg, shirley?Copy !req
524. Can you solve that one?
Huh, can you?Copy !req
525. 'cause if you can't,
then I ain't got
nothing to live for.Copy !req
526. Begging your pardon,
mr. Butcher,Copy !req
527. I think the people
on this bayou would disagree.Copy !req
528. You rescued a
runaway girl today!Copy !req
529. Rescued balls!Copy !req
530. I couldn't even rescue
a bulb from a socket.Copy !req
531. And you did all the work
today, didn't you?Copy !req
532. I'm just a detective
from the swamps of atlanta,Copy !req
533. Can't even walk!Copy !req
534. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
535. Then let me be your legs!Copy !req
536. Let me do for you
what I did today every weekCopy !req
537. Until you find
your wife or your legs.Copy !req
538. You are a stubborn
son a bitch, shirley bennett.Copy !req
539. Now, come on.
I got a dinner to make.Copy !req
540. You got cases to solve.Copy !req
541. I have a feeling
someone's gonna murderCopy !req
542. Some tater tots tonight.Copy !req
543. That's no mystery
at all.Copy !req
544. Male announcer: Next week,
on the butcher and the baker,Copy !req
545. When a new detective
on the bayou disappearsCopy !req
546. And butcher
is the prime suspect,Copy !req
547. It's up to shirley
to cook up some answers.Copy !req