1. It's settled.Copy !req
2. The urinals
in the women's restroom
will be turned into planters.Copy !req
3. Onto chores.Copy !req
4. We need some able bodies
to clear out a spaceCopy !req
5. in the east hall's
storage room.Copy !req
6. I'll do it.
Really?Copy !req
7. Yeah, Annie always
goes from the easy chores
to the hardest.Copy !req
8. That's true, isn't it?Copy !req
9. I'll do it too.
Yeah, me too.Copy !req
10. Okay, that concludes
this meeting.Copy !req
11. Oh!
Aw, man!Copy !req
12. Nobody picks up
on my patterns!Copy !req
13. What am I
gonna say next?Copy !req
14. Graham cracker!
You didn't know.Copy !req
15. Hey, it's the "Aw couple."Copy !req
16. Aw.Copy !req
17. Look what Rachel got me.
Pile of Bullets.Copy !req
18. An interactive old west themed
VCR game from the '90s.Copy !req
19. I found it at goodwill.Copy !req
20. It was between a thighmaster
and a Dick Tracy
burger king glass.Copy !req
21. Happy anniversary.
Anniversary?Copy !req
22. I guess I should learn
your name, young lady.Copy !req
23. Oh, Rachel.
Rachel.
Nice to meet you, Rachel.Copy !req
24. You can go.Copy !req
25. Okay.Copy !req
26. Aw!Copy !req
27. Anniversary?
Yeah, Rachel and I
have been datingCopy !req
28. for one of your months,
but our relationshipCopy !req
29. is 12 times more efficient,
so it's really been a year.Copy !req
30. Our sleep cycles
are in synch,Copy !req
31. we can communicate
with our eyebrows,Copy !req
32. and she knows
my Netflix password,Copy !req
33. Jeff's Netflix password.Copy !req
34. Damn it.
I'm changing that.Copy !req
35. I changed it.
To what?Copy !req
36. Nice try.Copy !req
37. Annie, can Rachel
come to our place
to play this tonight?Copy !req
38. I can't afford
to take her anywhere.Copy !req
39. Well, my brother's in town
for the week,Copy !req
40. and I'm broke too,Copy !req
41. so I was gonna make him
dinner tonight.Copy !req
42. Cool.
Double date?Copy !req
43. Dinner and 1993
interactive VCR game?Copy !req
44. What are you making?
Salmon.Copy !req
45. (GRUMBLES)
Buttered noodles.Copy !req
46. Buttered noodles
are my favorite.Copy !req
47. Hmm.
Ah!Copy !req
48. Quick announcement
for two of Greendale's finest.Copy !req
49. Payday is postponed
until next week.Copy !req
50. So this...Copy !req
51. Is my freestyle rap apology.Copy !req
52. (SOBBING) I don't know
what that was, I don't.Copy !req
53. I don't know what that was.Copy !req
54. So nice
to have the Edison kids
under one roof again.Copy !req
55. Remember when we used to
cut carrots for mom?Copy !req
56. (MONOTONE)
Yes.Copy !req
57. I need a soda.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
58. One, two, three.Copy !req
59. Door's busted.Copy !req
60. Landlord's in jail
and money's tight.Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. Oh, my God!Copy !req
63. Anthony!
Thank you!Copy !req
64. Yeah.Copy !req
65. Hey, Abed, a quick word.
Hmm.Copy !req
66. What would you think
about my brother
moving in with us?Copy !req
67. Do I just
keep cutting carrots?Copy !req
68. Yes, Anthony!Copy !req
69. He has money.
He's handy.Copy !req
70. You're putting me
on the spot.Copy !req
71. I guess my kneejerk concern
would be that he's a VikingCopy !req
72. and might only use our home
as a temporary base
before moving inlandCopy !req
73. where lumber
is more plentiful.Copy !req
74. He's a good guy.
We can't afford to keep
splitting the rent two ways.Copy !req
75. You have a better idea?
How about Rachel?Copy !req
76. Is that a joke?
Is it cool if I poop?Copy !req
77. No, Anthony!
Just cut the carrots!Copy !req
78. You've been dating Rachel
for a month.Copy !req
79. I don't think
you heard his question.
The answer is yes!Copy !req
80. Rachel and I have been dating
for the equivalent of a year.Copy !req
81. Oh, really? 'Cause I feel like
I've been hearing about that
for two years.Copy !req
82. You can't just microwave
a relationship
like it's a bean burrito.Copy !req
83. Annie.
I ain't living with your
month long girlfriend, brah.Copy !req
84. Well, I ain't living
with your wack ass,Copy !req
85. don't-know-whether- to-keep-
cutting-carrots-Copy !req
86. or-ask-if-he-can-take-
a-poop-brother.Copy !req
87. Can we discuss this later?Copy !req
88. Rachel's on her way,
and I'd like to
practice my smile.Copy !req
89. I guess it was just air.Copy !req
90. Why are we organizing
a storage room?Copy !req
91. How is this
not a janitor's job?Copy !req
92. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
93. Why the hell do you have
all those musclesCopy !req
94. if you're gonna bitch
about moving boxes?Copy !req
95. Is the air working in here?Copy !req
96. I'm sweating like a catholic
on judgment day.
(GIGGLES)Copy !req
97. Just a little
protestant humor.Copy !req
98. I've got more.
Oh, can't wait.Copy !req
99. Nothin'.Copy !req
100. Wait, there's something
in there blocking the vent.Copy !req
101. You gonna open it?Copy !req
102. You do realize nothing good
has ever been found
in a vent, right?Copy !req
103. It's a vent.Copy !req
104. Whoa.Copy !req
105. Huh.Copy !req
106. Oh!Copy !req
107. Intro to Chemistry.
Third edition.Copy !req
108. Mint.Copy !req
109. $200 retail.
160 on the street.Copy !req
110. Why are there books
in an air duct?Copy !req
111. Why is there hot sauce
in the bathroom?Copy !req
112. It's Greendale.
They must be stolen.Copy !req
113. We have to tell the dean.
Hold on.Copy !req
114. Let's just calm down
and have a slow,
pleasant chatCopy !req
115. about possibilities.Copy !req
116. What kind?
All kinds.Copy !req
117. Anything is possible.Copy !req
118. We might one day
have hover cars.Copy !req
119. Kale might be poisonous.Copy !req
120. And we might not have
to get the dean involved here.Copy !req
121. Jeffrey, these are stolen!
From who?Copy !req
122. By who?
How long ago?Copy !req
123. It's "from whom,"
"by whom."Copy !req
124. But he nailed
the third question.Copy !req
125. Look, we are the committee
that deals with
Greendale's problems.Copy !req
126. Now did you see
anything on our listCopy !req
127. about a pile of missing books
that are worth more than
the school they're hidden in?Copy !req
128. One thing's for sure.Copy !req
129. If we hand these over,
they'll really go missing.Copy !req
130. And you think
that money's gonna be used
to cut our paychecksCopy !req
131. or to make another
rapping peanut costume?Copy !req
132. I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
Fine.Copy !req
133. You wanna go to heaven?
Walk away, more for us.Copy !req
134. I'm an accomplice now!Copy !req
135. If I walk away,
I'll only get into heaven
by turning you in.Copy !req
136. But what
about your restaurant?
What about your kids?Copy !req
137. Ms. Bennett,
when god talks to you,
what language does he use?Copy !req
138. Because in my experience,Copy !req
139. when he thinks
you deserve something,Copy !req
140. he drops it on you
like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. All right.Copy !req
143. But if we're gonna do this,Copy !req
144. we're gonna do this
clean and safe.Copy !req
145. We're gonna move these
to my restaurant
in bread carts,Copy !req
146. and we're gonna sit on 'em
until we know they're cold.Copy !req
147. Then we're gonna price them
through a third party,Copy !req
148. and we're gonna unload them
in a single score.Copy !req
149. None of
that nickel and dime crap.Copy !req
150. I don't wanna leave a trail.Copy !req
151. Yeah, great.
Wonderful.Copy !req
152. Okay, let's count
these babies up.Copy !req
153. Yeah, great.Copy !req
154. When we were kids,Copy !req
155. Anthony and I would play
time machine.Copy !req
156. We would go,Copy !req
157. "Oh, no!
We're in barbarian times!"Copy !req
158. Quick!
Back to the time machine!"Copy !req
159. And then we would run
back to the time machine.Copy !req
160. It's true.Copy !req
161. I bet that's why Abed
is like a brother to me.Copy !req
162. You guys are so alike.Copy !req
163. I can't accept that based
on one time machine story.Copy !req
164. Rachel, did you tell Annie
about your waterpik?Copy !req
165. I suppose now is
as good a time as any.Copy !req
166. I own a waterpik.Copy !req
167. Annie has one too.Copy !req
168. You guys both care
for your teeth
the same amount.Copy !req
169. If you shared a bathroom,
it'd go pretty smoothly.Copy !req
170. Anthony said
he could fix our cabinets.Copy !req
171. Rachel used to mop floors
when she worked at Kmart.
She mops good.Copy !req
172. Is this a real conversation
or are we being bugged
by the feds?Copy !req
173. Abed.Copy !req
174. Sidebar.Copy !req
175. What do you think happens
after you die?Copy !req
176. I don't know.
You're lucky.Copy !req
177. Stop trying to
sell me on Rachel.Copy !req
178. Stop pitching Anthony
so hard.Copy !req
179. You're like ice cream cake
out there. Overkill.Copy !req
180. We need a roommate.
We're broke.Copy !req
181. I vote for Rachel.
I vote for Anthony.Copy !req
182. Flip a coin?
No. Coins create
parallel timelines.Copy !req
183. Rock, paper, scissors?Copy !req
184. That's a nine sided coin.Copy !req
185. What about Pile of Bullets?Copy !req
186. You wanna decide
on a roommateCopy !req
187. with a 1993 old west themed
VCR game?Copy !req
188. If Rachel or I win,
Rachel moves in.Copy !req
189. If you or Anthony win,
I'll politely surrenderCopy !req
190. and count down the days
until he eats me.Copy !req
191. All right, it's settled.Copy !req
192. Is this working?
It's a handshake
in progress.Copy !req
193. Who wants to play
Pile of Bullets?Copy !req
194. Not me.
You have to.Copy !req
195. Oh, it's okay,
we don't have to.Copy !req
196. It's not okay.
We do have to.
We all have to,Copy !req
197. and one day
we'll tell you why.Copy !req
198. But for now, let's simply
retire to the TV area.Copy !req
199. For the highest stakes
1993 interactive VCR gameCopy !req
200. of your entire
young adult lives.Copy !req
201. Okay, let's see
what you got.Copy !req
202. Yeah.Copy !req
203. Okay.Copy !req
204. I know somebody
that knows people.Copy !req
205. I can get you
a price per book,Copy !req
206. find a buyer,
and make a deal.Copy !req
207. For half.
That's ridiculous.Copy !req
208. I'm assuming
more than half the risk.Copy !req
209. Half is fair.
Not really.Copy !req
210. Because they're ours,
all 100% of them.Copy !req
211. Giving you half is not fair,
it's silly.Copy !req
212. Okay, good luck.Copy !req
213. You wanna re-blindfold me?Copy !req
214. I know we're in E9
in the east wing.Copy !req
215. I know that
because it smells like weed.Copy !req
216. Not my weed.Copy !req
217. Look, I'm willing
to give her half.Copy !req
218. Hear that, Britta?
You can have half
of Jeff's share.Copy !req
219. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
220. That's what you're offering
by giving her
half of the total.Copy !req
221. Either she can get half
of all of our moneyCopy !req
222. or she can get half
of your share.Copy !req
223. Either way, you walk away
with about 16%.Copy !req
224. That's not fair.
Damn right.Copy !req
225. Here's what is
25% for each of us.Copy !req
226. Take it or leave it, Britta.Copy !req
227. ♪ Legalize itCopy !req
228. Hey, guys.Copy !req
229. Hey.Copy !req
230. Look, if something sketchy
is happening,Copy !req
231. I don't care.Copy !req
232. So I'm just gonna back
out of the room now and...Copy !req
233. He can't leave.Copy !req
234. (SCREAMS)
No! No!Copy !req
235. I didn't see anything.
I did not see anything!Copy !req
236. Britta, find some rope.Copy !req
237. I've got rope.Copy !req
238. "Each player starts
with six bullet tokens,Copy !req
239. "ten gold certificates,
and a color-coded
posse token."Copy !req
240. There's two types of tokens?Copy !req
241. I'm sure
we'll figure it out.Copy !req
242. (OVER TV)
Howdy!Copy !req
243. You look like a real group
of gunslingers.Copy !req
244. Everyone in town's
mighty scared,Copy !req
245. what with all the gold
and the outlaws.Copy !req
246. But only one of us
can make it out alive.Copy !req
247. Are we robbing the town?Copy !req
248. By now, you should have
your bullets, your gold,Copy !req
249. and two wild west tokens each.Copy !req
250. Hang onto those tokens
no matter what.Copy !req
251. There's two kinds
of tokens.
Two each?Copy !req
252. Now when you hear
the word "Draw,"Copy !req
253. or when you see
a square with a color
or number matchingCopy !req
254. one of you
or your opponent's cards,Copy !req
255. the first one of you
to say, "Bang,"Copy !req
256. wins
the challenged player's tokenCopy !req
257. and the amount
of their bid in gold!Copy !req
258. What's going on?
Shh!Copy !req
259. Ready?
Yes?Copy !req
260. I'm not.
Shh!Copy !req
261. Are we supposed
to be bidding?
Draw!Copy !req
262. I bid!
Pow! Bang!Copy !req
263. (MALE VOICE OVER TV)
Rattler!Copy !req
264. Bang! Five!
Bang?Copy !req
265. Yee-haw!Copy !req
266. Bang bang! Five!
Bang?Copy !req
267. Not bad!Copy !req
268. Collect your tokens and let's
get on to the next round!Copy !req
269. What are you doing?
Stop that.Copy !req
270. He said,
"Collect your tokens."Copy !req
271. He can't see you.Copy !req
272. Didn't Abed
shoot whoever's five?Copy !req
273. Draw!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!Copy !req
274. Odd numbered players,
give up two cards!Copy !req
275. Draw!
We have numbers?Copy !req
276. (MONOTONE)
Bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang.Copy !req
277. Okay, okay,
I don't think
we're doing this right.Copy !req
278. Are we sure this is a game
and not some art film?Copy !req
279. Now what do we do?
We rewind it
and start over.Copy !req
280. Okay, I'll allow it.
No, it's okay.Copy !req
281. We gave it our best shot, no?Copy !req
282. (SCOFFS)
I'm sorry, Rachel,
is this your home?Copy !req
283. Oh, God, no, I'm sorry.Copy !req
284. Well, this is
what we're playing.Copy !req
285. But it doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
286. Oh! It sounds like
Anthony wants to forfeit.Copy !req
287. He doesn't.
Don't forfeit, Anthony.Copy !req
288. Rachel, we can do this.Copy !req
289. (WHISPERING)
Just focus, okay?
Okay...Copy !req
290. Okay.Copy !req
291. Howdy!
(FLAT)
Howdy.Copy !req
292. I love textbooks.Copy !req
293. That's why I stole these.Copy !req
294. All right, knock it off.
What?Copy !req
295. You gotta make it
sound believableCopy !req
296. or you're not getting
outta here.Copy !req
297. (WHINING) I'm trying.
Try harder!Copy !req
298. Go.Copy !req
299. I love textbooks.Copy !req
300. That's why I stole them.Copy !req
301. Mmm.
Look at this one.Copy !req
302. Stolen textbooks
are the best kind.Copy !req
303. I stole all these books
and put 'em in this roomCopy !req
304. so I could come kiss them.Copy !req
305. That's all, thank you.Copy !req
306. (SOBBING)
Please, I'm on parole!Copy !req
307. Exactly.Copy !req
308. So keep your mouth shut
or we'll send this file
to everybody.Copy !req
309. What do you mean
"Everybody"?Copy !req
310. (AS GARY OLDMAN)
Everybody!Copy !req
311. Look, I can't
do this anymore.
What?Copy !req
312. I'm out.
It's too far, it's too...Copy !req
313. Evil.Copy !req
314. Look, you guys
can split the money.Copy !req
315. I'm just gonna leave quietly.Copy !req
316. Goodbye.Copy !req
317. What the hell?Copy !req
318. Yeah?
What the hell? Ow!Copy !req
319. I can't let you leave until
we're done with this deal.Copy !req
320. Shirley, this is not what god
wants you to be doing today!Copy !req
321. We had our chance
to think about that.Copy !req
322. He dropped this on us
like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
323. Right, Hickey?Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah, definitely.Copy !req
325. Not to say that this
isn't getting insane.Copy !req
326. (OVER TV) Black hat Bill
sure ain't the forgivin' type.Copy !req
327. You! Green player!
Yes, partner?Copy !req
328. You can do better than that,
can't you?Copy !req
329. Yes, pardner!Copy !req
330. Pick another player that you
want to draw a cactus card.Copy !req
331. I choose Anthony!
Anthony, draw a card.Copy !req
332. Oh! This is a good one.Copy !req
333. Keep this for when
you're in a quick draw.Copy !req
334. Rachel, your turn!
What do I do?Copy !req
335. You roll, you roll.
Here.Copy !req
336. There. My turn.Copy !req
337. Stop! Snake bite!
Lose a turn.Copy !req
338. Anti-venom.
I'll take two.Copy !req
339. Draw!
Bang!Copy !req
340. Okay,
I bid five bullets.
I raise six.Copy !req
341. Eleven.
Pass. Reverse!Copy !req
342. Hold it!
Yee-haw!Copy !req
343. Did you remember
to say "Yee-haw"?Copy !req
344. Anyone that didn't
loses a turn.Copy !req
345. Collect your coins!Copy !req
346. Anthony, I'll trade you
two snakes for a bullet.Copy !req
347. Just say yes!
I don't wanna die.Copy !req
348. Stop her, Rachel,
stop her!
Bang?Copy !req
349. No! Bid Five!Copy !req
350. Tornado!
Tornado!Copy !req
351. Nine tornado!Copy !req
352. Pass! Seven!
Reverse!Copy !req
353. Two tornado!
Pass!Copy !req
354. Double!
Draw!Copy !req
355. Bang!Copy !req
356. (GUNSHOT)
Oh, come on.Copy !req
357. You son of a bitch!
Come on.Copy !req
358. (MUMBLING)
Come on, come on.Copy !req
359. Come on, come on.
(BLOWS)Copy !req
360. (GROWLING)
Come on!Copy !req
361. (OVER TV)
If one of you
rolled your bullet number,Copy !req
362. you're the winner!
(GROANS)Copy !req
363. Fast-forward to the red screen
to get your gold.Copy !req
364. Well, more food
for the buzzards.Copy !req
365. Looks like modern times...Copy !req
366. Have come after all.Copy !req
367. See ya in the city.Copy !req
368. I wanna go home.
Me too.Copy !req
369. No, we have to play again.Copy !req
370. Abed, I think
you're having one of
your special times, okay?Copy !req
371. So I'm gonna give you
some space.Copy !req
372. I don't want space.
I want you to move in here.Copy !req
373. What?
But that's not resolved!Copy !req
374. Anthony might
move in, so...
What?Copy !req
375. We want one of you
to live with us.Copy !req
376. Yeah, we're settling it
with a game of
Pile of Bullets.Copy !req
377. That is not an explanation
that should make anybody
want to live here.Copy !req
378. Abed, I don't like
this side of you,Copy !req
379. and I do not like that side
of VCR technology.Copy !req
380. I am glad that
it's a dead medium.Copy !req
381. That was very uncomfortable.Copy !req
382. I don't really know
how girlfriends work,Copy !req
383. but I don't think
you have one anymore.Copy !req
384. Okay, cool.
See you there.Copy !req
385. I'm meeting my guy in an hour.Copy !req
386. He wants to see a sample,
set a price,Copy !req
387. and then we'll do
the exchange.Copy !req
388. (CHUCKLING)
Oh, brother.Copy !req
389. So Britta doesn't know
how much she's getting
from this guyCopy !req
390. that none of us
will ever see again.Copy !req
391. But she knows one thing
for sureCopy !req
392. she'll be right back with it
so you can divvy it up,Copy !req
393. even steven.Copy !req
394. Oh, man, that is rich.Copy !req
395. What's supposed to stop her
from robbing you guys blind?Copy !req
396. What are you gonna do,
call the cops?Copy !req
397. I'll go with her.
Oh, yeah. Good plan.Copy !req
398. Yeah, leave Hickey here,
and the two of you
do the deal.Copy !req
399. Yeah, what the hell?
When did I volunteer
for Guantanamo dutyCopy !req
400. while you two traipse off
to the Cuban equivalent
of Las Vegas?Copy !req
401. Havana, right?Copy !req
402. Guys, don't listen to Jeff.
He's just trying to divide us.Copy !req
403. Says the woman who's willing
to take care of the cash
by herself.Copy !req
404. As if you're
Mr. Trustworthy.Copy !req
405. Why do you have
so much access to rope?Copy !req
406. Hey, you're the one
who left the door unlocked
so Chang could get in here.Copy !req
407. How do I know
you didn't do that on purpose?Copy !req
408. Guys. Guys!Copy !req
409. Calm down.Copy !req
410. I'm sure we can work this out.
We just need to stay cool
and talk it through.Copy !req
411. I'm sorry.
That didn't work out
the way I planned.Copy !req
412. I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. But you didn't leave me
any choice.Copy !req
414. You were acting very poorly,
I didn't know
if I could trust you anymore!Copy !req
415. You dragged me into this.Copy !req
416. I didn't want this.Copy !req
417. Huh?Copy !req
418. You're packing?
Yeah.Copy !req
419. You're leaving?
Yeah.Copy !req
420. Because of last night?
Yeah.Copy !req
421. I just think there's
some unresolved issues here.Copy !req
422. You're right.Copy !req
423. I'm still really hurt
by mom turning her back on meCopy !req
424. when I went to rehab.Copy !req
425. And I guess part of me
was mad at you
for siding with her,Copy !req
426. so I thought you
moving in here was
some kind of...Copy !req
427. Moral victory.Copy !req
428. What? No.Copy !req
429. I mean unresolved issues
involving the black guy
in all these photographs.Copy !req
430. Troy?
Hey, I don't know
his name, man.Copy !req
431. I just know he's clearly
left some kind of vacuum.Copy !req
432. And screw you.
What did I have to do
with mom?Copy !req
433. I was 13.Copy !req
434. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
435. I'm here
to do my third act apology.Copy !req
436. Abed, I don't think...
Wait.Copy !req
437. Don't reject it
until the whole thing's
been served up.Copy !req
438. Dobry.Copy !req
439. Open your locker please.Copy !req
440. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
441. I wanna tell you something.
Abed, this is adorable.Copy !req
442. Just because it's adorable
doesn't mean
it's not important.Copy !req
443. Listen.Copy !req
444. I've been accelerating
our relationshipCopy !req
445. because I've been worried
I wouldn't pass
a lot of the tests.Copy !req
446. I wanted you to move in
because I thoughtCopy !req
447. if Annie was around,
I'd have less chance
of screwing things up.Copy !req
448. You're not
screwing things up, though.Copy !req
449. That's good to know.Copy !req
450. But the problem with me
will always beCopy !req
451. that I can
never know for sure.Copy !req
452. There's not a huge amount
of people in my lifeCopy !req
453. that haven't
eventually kicked me out,Copy !req
454. and I don't always
see it coming.Copy !req
455. I don't want it to happen
with you.Copy !req
456. Well, don't manipulate me
and don't keep secrets from meCopy !req
457. and we'll probably be okay.Copy !req
458. Cool.Copy !req
459. (GASPS)
It stopped raining.Copy !req
460. Yeah, it sure did.Copy !req
461. Aw, you hired
a stunt person.Copy !req
462. No, I did not.Copy !req
463. Where'd you get these?Copy !req
464. They were an inheritance
from my father.Copy !req
465. He was a collector.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
466. How many?
120.Copy !req
467. Well, for the whole bunch,
maybe 20.Copy !req
468. Thousand?
Dollars.Copy !req
469. $20,000?
Twenty non thousand dollars.Copy !req
470. 20 regular dollars.
You might get that
from a recycling place.Copy !req
471. These are misprints, honey.
Check out page 105.Copy !req
472. Well, I can't because
there's no page numbers.Copy !req
473. Ah! Well, that would be
a problem.Copy !req
474. You know,
"Class, turn to page
there is no page...Copy !req
475. "Oh, well,
if there's no page number,
you can't turn to it."Copy !req
476. I've better things
to do with my life.Copy !req
477. Although we
haven't been saying it,Copy !req
478. Troy was an important part
of our apartment.Copy !req
479. He kept the peace.Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. Goin' a little crazy
without him.Copy !req
482. Maybe we need to live
with a therapist.Copy !req
483. Or at least someone
crazier than us.Copy !req
484. Let's give Craigslist
another try.Copy !req
485. I think Craigslist
is the way to go.Copy !req
486. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah.Copy !req
487. Are you guys
all wearing the same clothes
from yesterday?Copy !req
488. We've been through some stuff.Copy !req
489. But we learned something.
No, we didn't.Copy !req
490. We learned that sometimes
there's no lesson.Copy !req
491. How is that learning?
We played Pile of bullets.Copy !req
492. Can we just get
this meeting over with?Copy !req
493. So how'd the cleanup go?Copy !req
494. I learned how to smile.Copy !req
495. Don't step,
don't step to me.Copy !req
496. I like coffee and water,
don't step to me.Copy !req
497. Uh, damn it!
I lost it.Copy !req
498. I lost it!Copy !req
499. Okay.Copy !req
500. I will get back to you.
Thanks.Copy !req
501. Who was that, sweetie?Copy !req
502. Guess they want me
for that Wild West videotape
board game thing.Copy !req
503. Pile of bullets?
Yeah.Copy !req
504. Devin, you pick up
that phone right nowCopy !req
505. and you call these people
and you tell 'em
you want this part.Copy !req
506. These VCR games
is where everything is headed.Copy !req
507. Can't you see that?Copy !req
508. You just became
the Luke SkywalkerCopy !req
509. of the new Star Wars.Copy !req
510. We've gotta move.
We do?Copy !req
511. Oh, yes, indeedy.Copy !req
512. We have got to move
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
513. But I work here.Copy !req
514. Oh, please.Copy !req
515. You call
Apple Computers work?Copy !req
516. What kind of company
offers stock optionsCopy !req
517. as a Christmas bonus?Copy !req
518. That ship is sinkin'.Copy !req
519. Sweetie, remember
when we were talkin'
about trying cocaine?Copy !req
520. Yeah...Copy !req
521. I think we should start
looking for some right now.Copy !req
522. Because we're gonna
be able to afford it.Copy !req
523. Okay.
I mean, if you're sure.Copy !req
524. I've never been more sure
about anything
in my entire life.Copy !req
525. Pile of Bullets.Copy !req
526. Pile of Bullets.Copy !req
527. Oh, yes!Copy !req
528. Did you get any of that?Copy !req