1. This is from
all of us, troy.Copy !req
2. When you're sailing
around the world,Copy !req
3. You'll be going
through a lot of countries,Copy !req
4. So we got you
a universal translator.Copy !req
5. Cool.
Automated voice: Bueno.Copy !req
6. Bueno?
Cool.Copy !req
7. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
8. I didn't know
going-away parties
could be so much fun.Copy !req
9. I should leave all the time.Copy !req
10. Let's not forget
it's okay to be sad too.Copy !req
11. Britta, do you get kickbacks
from big buzzkill?Copy !req
12. I'm serious.
We know.Copy !req
13. The truth is, a member
of our family is leaving.Copy !req
14. For a year, maybe more.Copy !req
15. Psychology has taught me
the human mind hasCopy !req
16. A tendency to rechannel
separation anxietyCopy !req
17. In the form of frivolity
and giddiness, and...Copy !req
18. I don't want us
to waste our chanceCopy !req
19. To acknowledge how much
we're gonna miss you.Copy !req
20. Pelton over pa:
Attention, greendale.
Oh, announcements!Copy !req
21. Announcements!Copy !req
22. Oh, I love these.
Whoo!
Announcements!Copy !req
23. I'm standing here
with abed nadir,Copy !req
24. Who has chosen to give
his best friend, troy,Copy !req
25. The very special
going-away present
of declaringCopy !req
26. A school-wide game
of hot lava!Copy !req
27. Cool!
Ooh, that sounds like fun!Copy !req
28. What? No!
Process your feelings.Copy !req
29. Hot lava is
the sweet, classicCopy !req
30. Children's game
in which you are not allowedCopy !req
31. To touch the floor,
or you're dead.Copy !req
32. I think it's cute,Copy !req
33. And while I normally
don't condoneCopy !req
34. Climbing on furniture,Copy !req
35. Troy and abed's friendship
has been suchCopy !req
36. A special and magical part
of greendale,Copy !req
37. We owe it to ourselves
to honor it.Copy !req
38. Abed, anything to add?Copy !req
39. Yes, take this seriously.
Stay on furniture.Copy !req
40. No books, no bags.
The dead can't talk.Copy !req
41. No coming back
as a lava monster.Copy !req
42. Ooh!
Yes!Copy !req
43. hot lava!Copy !req
44. Come on, guys,
this is classic avoidance.Copy !req
45. I have to go talk to him.Copy !req
46. Abed over pa:
Oh, and because
the non-awesomeCopy !req
47. Often need incentive
to do awesome stuff,Copy !req
48. The final survivor will win
my near-mint conditionCopy !req
49. Number one issue
of space clone,Copy !req
50. Valued by the comics authority
at $50,000.Copy !req
51. I'm sorry?Copy !req
52. The floor turns
to lava in 10...Copy !req
53. nine, eight, seven...Copy !req
54. Did you say 15 or 50,000?Copy !req
55. Six...
Oh, who am I kidding?Copy !req
56. Help, lava!Copy !req
57. Five, four,
three, two...Copy !req
58. Professor duncan?Copy !req
59. You stay back, britta!
I'm not afraidCopy !req
60. To push a girl
into make-believe lava.Copy !req
61. In fact, it's been
my primary strategy.Copy !req
62. I'm staying in the game,
so I can talk to abed.Copy !req
63. I'm worried about him.Copy !req
64. What I'm worried
about is money.Copy !req
65. My self-published novels
aren't going to publish
themselves.Copy !req
66. Don't regress
to primal behavior
just because it's allowed.Copy !req
67. We're human beings,
not the editors of
teen vogue.Copy !req
68. They're setting
a terrible example for
today's young women.Copy !req
69. Well, I'm sorry, britta,Copy !req
70. But it's either you or me...Copy !req
71. And I'm me.Copy !req
72. No!
Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
73. Oh!Copy !req
74. Real nice, winger.Copy !req
75. This is why the english
never win any sports.Copy !req
76. 'cause everyone else cheats!Copy !req
77. Britta, there you are.Copy !req
78. Sweet, sweet, portable chairs.Copy !req
79. Plastic gold.
Four-legged diamonds.Copy !req
80. You claiming this?Copy !req
81. Lava joust?Copy !req
82. Did you all hit your heads
on each other's heads?Copy !req
83. Let's get real, britta.Copy !req
84. Once the last of
the chairs are gone,Copy !req
85. A sofa hopper like you
won't last 20 minutes.Copy !req
86. You want to
join this alliance,Copy !req
87. Or you want to
join the lava?
Fine.Copy !req
88. But I'm not learning
the new names for anything.Copy !req
89. Centipeding isn't
the fastest form of travel,Copy !req
90. But if we find more chairs,Copy !req
91. We can do the inchworm,
scootenanny,Copy !req
92. The reverse danny thomas.Copy !req
93. Do you think this game's
gotten a little out of hand?Copy !req
94. Eh, feels normal enough
for a schoolCopy !req
95. That's on 911's
blocked caller list.Copy !req
96. And I like that abed
wanted to send
troy off in a cool way.Copy !req
97. Send him off
or put off sending him?Copy !req
98. I think this imaginary lavaCopy !req
99. Might symbolize
abed's fear of change.Copy !req
100. I think that diagnosis
symbolizesCopy !req
101. Your lack of a psych degree.Copy !req
102. Mama mahogany,
feast your feetCopy !req
103. On that stack of sticks.Copy !req
104. Eh, too easy.
Could be a trap.Copy !req
105. As if someone else
is taking this game
as seriously as you.Copy !req
106. Let's keep
this centipede rolling.
Give me a chair.Copy !req
107. Ugh, so stupid.Copy !req
108. Come on.Copy !req
109. Shh, shh!
Locker,
locker, locker.Copy !req
110. Locker, locker.
Locker boys!Copy !req
111. Oh!Copy !req
112. locker!Copy !req
113. Winger, edison, and perry.Copy !req
114. What a delicious combination.Copy !req
115. lock, lock!Copy !req
116. What are we getting
from this extra level
of commitment?Copy !req
117. We're getting your chairs,
your food,Copy !req
118. And the names of your
same-sex celebrity crushes.Copy !req
119. Everyone has one, don't lie.Copy !req
120. Then you're free to go...
Into lava!Copy !req
121. lock, lock.Copy !req
122. Abed and troy:
Ooh-whoo-ooh!Copy !req
123. Stand down
or meet your doom, chang.Copy !req
124. You're in no position
to make threats,
floor strider.Copy !req
125. Our truce ended when
you banished us
from the pay phone bench.Copy !req
126. You used that bench
to upset the balance.Copy !req
127. By the vapors of magmarath,
we will restore it.Copy !req
128. You have gods?
Locker boys!Copy !req
129. Earn your m&m's!Copy !req
130. Locker!Copy !req
131. Troy and abed
intimidation stance.Copy !req
132. I guess that actually looked
the way it did in my head.Copy !req
133. Hiya, kids.Copy !req
134. I'm criminology professor
buzz hickey,Copy !req
135. And this...Copy !req
136. This is just a little
something I threw together.Copy !req
137. Aah!Copy !req
138. jump!Copy !req
139. Aah!Copy !req
140. Centipede, centipede!
Okay!Copy !req
141. Pull harder!
Pull harder! Pull harder!Copy !req
142. My same-sex celebrity crush
is nathan fillion!Copy !req
143. Nathan fillion!Copy !req
144. Jeff, annie!
Get to shirley island.
We'll meet you there.Copy !req
145. Abed, save yourself!Copy !req
146. Abed, before troy
"dies in lava,"Copy !req
147. You can save yourself
emotionallyCopy !req
148. By honestly experiencing
the pain of him leaving
greendale!Copy !req
149. We can do this
in three steps.Copy !req
150. Britta, jump to
that trash can.Copy !req
151. Troy, start inchworming.Copy !req
152. What's the third step?Copy !req
153. The third step's survival.
Good luck, britta.Copy !req
154. Seriously?
Troy!Copy !req
155. Sorry, britta,
abed knows best.Copy !req
156. But I'll always remember you
as kind of slowing us down
and complaining a lot.Copy !req
157. Oh, my... No!Copy !req
158. They abandoned you?Copy !req
159. This game's doing
bad things to people.Copy !req
160. Now me, I'm just in it
for the money.Copy !req
161. My son's getting gay married.Copy !req
162. The flowers alone,
you have no idea.Copy !req
163. I get it.Copy !req
164. I lived in new york.Copy !req
165. All right, miss perry,
climb aboard.Copy !req
166. It's fake killing time.Copy !req
167. Welcome to shirley island.Copy !req
168. No furniture
beyond this point.Copy !req
169. Leave your weapons
at the doorCopy !req
170. And any spare doors
at the entrance.Copy !req
171. then came the now-now times...Copy !req
172. When the floors
were covered...
Ah.Copy !req
173. With the burny touch.Copy !req
174. Ooh.Copy !req
175. You made it.Copy !req
176. Friends!
Welcome to shirley island,Copy !req
177. Where all your dreams
come true,Copy !req
178. If you dream of standing
on a table and
pissing in a jar.Copy !req
179. Where's britta?Copy !req
180. She didn't make it.
Oh, that's too bad.Copy !req
181. Poor britta.
It's okay.Copy !req
182. Her sacrifice got us this far,
and now we can't lose.Copy !req
183. Why not?Copy !req
184. Because now we're
on shirley island,Copy !req
185. And according to legend,
so is the orb.Copy !req
186. I'm sure I have no idea
what you're speaking of.Copy !req
187. This is a place of peace.Copy !req
188. And profit.
Come again?Copy !req
189. You're not really
playing, shirley.Copy !req
190. You're a merchant,
and more power to you.Copy !req
191. But don't withhold
power from others
just to make money.Copy !req
192. We want the orb.Copy !req
193. Abed.Copy !req
194. Listen, I'm still a little
raw from what happened
with britta back there.Copy !req
195. I mean, fun is fun, but I
don't want my last day hereCopy !req
196. To be a day
where everyone hates me.Copy !req
197. Last day?Copy !req
198. Hickey over pa:
Citizens of shirley island!Copy !req
199. What have you brought
to my door?Copy !req
200. Stay back!Copy !req
201. My god,
it's hickey.
Aah!Copy !req
202. And he's got chair walkers!Copy !req
203. Come out with your feet
on the floor,Copy !req
204. And there will be no need
for nudging or jostling.Copy !req
205. I did not skip my son's
birthday for second place!Copy !req
206. I want to say something
to you guys about
mental health.Copy !req
207. Is that britta?
Is she alive?Copy !req
208. Why did you think
she was dead?Copy !req
209. We, kind of, left her.Copy !req
210. Left her for dead?Copy !req
211. Sounds bad
when you put it that way.Copy !req
212. Can you put it
a way that sounds good?Copy !req
213. You do realize this isn't
just a pile of chairs, right?Copy !req
214. This is a crib,Copy !req
215. And you're curled up
inside there,
sucking your thumb,Copy !req
216. Because you're too scared
to say good-bye.Copy !req
217. Well, it's time to grow up.Copy !req
218. The adults are here,
and we're gonna
tear down your fort.Copy !req
219. Chair walkers, attack!Copy !req
220. My name was vicki!
Tell my story!Copy !req
221. These are my only pants!
I can't get them dirty!Copy !req
222. I'm actually british!Copy !req
223. Leonard!
Butter 'em up!Copy !req
224. You got it!Copy !req
225. Cirque du so long,
you high-stepping
acro-bastards!Copy !req
226. Do you have
any rolling chairs?Copy !req
227. Behind the curtain.Copy !req
228. Abandon fort!
Women and man-children first!Copy !req
229. Hey, seat feet!
Chair to dance?Copy !req
230. Ah!Copy !req
231. Aah!Copy !req
232. Yes!Copy !req
233. Aah!Copy !req
234. Britta, I'm your friend.Copy !req
235. I can't hear
dead people, annie.Copy !req
236. I'm in a world
of imagination.Copy !req
237. Ha! Then imagine
what the floor looks like.Copy !req
238. I don't have to.
I'll just imagine where
you're about to be!Copy !req
239. That's the same as
imagining the floor.Copy !req
240. Then you just admitted
that's where you'll be.Copy !req
241. Knock, knock, britta.
I'm not gonna say
"who's there?"Copy !req
242. Because someone
on the floor is knocking.Copy !req
243. Well, that's lame.
You have to say,
"who's there?"Copy !req
244. Floor!
What?Copy !req
245. That's who's there!
Yeah! But it's for you!Copy !req
246. Aah!Copy !req
247. Shirley, give us the orb,
and we can save
shirley island.Copy !req
248. The orb can't save
shirley islandCopy !req
249. Because shirley island
is the orb.Copy !req
250. In a cool way
like keyser sozeCopy !req
251. Or a lame way
like jewel of the nile?Copy !req
252. You tell buzz hickey
that shirley bennett said...Copy !req
253. Well, I don't want
to waste your time.Copy !req
254. Just think of something cool
and give me credit.Copy !req
255. but the door I'm knocking
on is your home,Copy !req
256. So if I'm the floor,
it means you're dead.Copy !req
257. If you're the floor,
you're already dead.Copy !req
258. Just do it right!Copy !req
259. Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!Copy !req
260. Oh!Copy !req
261. Who's there, bitch?
Floor!Copy !req
262. Floor!Copy !req
263. Aah!Copy !req
264. ♪ troy and abed in a bubbleCopy !req
265. Ha! Hickey,
you chicken.Copy !req
266. He gutted us.
Retreat!Copy !req
267. hello?Copy !req
268. Hello?Copy !req
269. I'm the only one left.Copy !req
270. I won 50,000 bucks.Copy !req
271. That's 50,000 lottery tickets!Copy !req
272. You can't outrun
your emotions!Copy !req
273. Aah! I had a dream
like this, but it was sexual.Copy !req
274. I will force you two
to grieve properly
even if it kills us all!Copy !req
275. Go away, britta!Copy !req
276. Oh! Aah!Copy !req
277. Yay!
Ow!Copy !req
278. Yay! Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
279. Sorry about
our butts touching.Copy !req
280. Okay, we'll go into the vents.
They'll never find us there.Copy !req
281. I say we take a stand here.Copy !req
282. I mean, someone's got
to win sometime.Copy !req
283. Not if we never
kill each other.Copy !req
284. Then we can play forever.Copy !req
285. Right. Wait.Copy !req
286. Abed, the floor can't
be lava forever.
The game's got to end.Copy !req
287. It's not a game
for me, troy.Copy !req
288. I'm seeing real lava
because you're leaving.Copy !req
289. It's embarrassing,
and I don't want to be crazy,
but I am crazy, so...Copy !req
290. I made a game that
made you and everyone
else see what I see.Copy !req
291. I don't want it to be
there either, I swear.Copy !req
292. I want you to be
able to leave,Copy !req
293. But I don't think
the lava goes away
until you stop leaving.Copy !req
294. So the only way I can help you
is by giving up my chance
to be one person?Copy !req
295. You guys ready for closure?
Of your caskets?Copy !req
296. Guys, stop, okay?Copy !req
297. The lava's real to abed.Copy !req
298. It's not a game to him.
Oh, no.Copy !req
299. You know what I think?
I think he's used
to getting his own way.Copy !req
300. I think he's never met me.Copy !req
301. Aah!
No!Copy !req
302. Abed! Abed.Copy !req
303. Unbelievable.
When this game is over,
I'm gonna shove you back.Copy !req
304. Abed, give me
your other hand!Copy !req
305. It's down to us.
You or britta will be
the winner.Copy !req
306. I'm not leaving, okay?
Just... I promise.Copy !req
307. the floor's
not lava now.
Just give me your hand.Copy !req
308. I don't think the lava's here
because you're leaving.Copy !req
309. I think it's here
because I won't let go.Copy !req
310. Sorry.Copy !req
311. Bye.
Abed.Copy !req
312. Abed. Abed!Copy !req
313. Abed!Copy !req
314. Abed! Abed!Copy !req
315. Abed.Copy !req
316. He's fake dead.Copy !req
317. Forever.Copy !req
318. Shut up.Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. Stop!Copy !req
321. He's not really dead.Copy !req
322. No, but he's really
playing dead,
and he's not gonna stop.Copy !req
323. Here.Copy !req
324. Congratulations, you win.Copy !req
325. You don't get it.Copy !req
326. No one gets abed.Copy !req
327. I got him a little.
This is my fault.Copy !req
328. I don't deserve to fake live.Copy !req
329. Wait! No.Copy !req
330. I can fix him.Copy !req
331. How?
I don't know.Copy !req
332. In real life, I don't know,
but I can fake fix him.Copy !req
333. Uh, I can clone him.
I'll clone him.Copy !req
334. Go on.
I just need
his dna.Copy !req
335. Let's get his dna.Copy !req
336. Don't touch the lava.Copy !req
337. You might be
onto something.Copy !req
338. I'm gonna find
discarded technologyCopy !req
339. From this once great
civilization and start
a cloning machine.Copy !req
340. Mm! Okay,
I'm placing this cellular
regeneration sequencerCopy !req
341. On the spot
where he died.Copy !req
342. Here, don't forget this.Copy !req
343. This is a laser guidance
system that keeps the
regeneration sequence fromCopy !req
344. Um, jib-jabbing.
Jib-jabbing?Copy !req
345. Initiate
regeneration sequence.Copy !req
346. It worked.
We made a perfect
clone of abed.Copy !req
347. Actually, britta's
work was sloppy.Copy !req
348. I'm not an exact replication.Copy !req
349. I have all of abed's
abilities and memories,Copy !req
350. But I'm missing
his wild emotionality.Copy !req
351. Although I think I may be
able to let troy go now.Copy !req
352. I don't know.Copy !req
353. I haven't been
completely honest.Copy !req
354. I'm really scared
to go on my trip.Copy !req
355. Well, you don't have to go.
Your clone can.Copy !req
356. Right.Copy !req
357. So you guys are
all cloned up too, huh?Copy !req
358. Yeah, believe in cloning.
Yeah.Copy !req
359. Well, guess that's my ride.Copy !req
360. I'm so excited for you.Copy !req
361. You're gonna see the world
and experience new cultures.Copy !req
362. I mean, technically
all culture has
been homogenizedCopy !req
363. By 50 years of
american imperialism,Copy !req
364. But at least
the candy bar wrappers will...Copy !req
365. god, there I go.Copy !req
366. Almost britta'd
our good-bye, huh?
I'm the worst.Copy !req
367. You're the best,
and I love you.Copy !req
368. I'm better at sex
than jeff, right?Copy !req
369. I've yet to have
anyone worse.Copy !req
370. All I ever wanted in
high school was for
troy barnes to notice me,Copy !req
371. And then I ended up
living with you.Copy !req
372. I'm pretty lucky.Copy !req
373. I'm not. I had a chance to be
your friend in high school,Copy !req
374. But I was too busy
trying to be cool.Copy !req
375. I missed out on four more
years of annie.Copy !req
376. Aw!Copy !req
377. You are the coolest
guy I know.Copy !req
378. I hope I make you proud.Copy !req
379. I've never stepped foot
outside of colorado.Copy !req
380. You're becoming much cooler
than me by doing this.Copy !req
381. Thanks for looking
out for me.Copy !req
382. Thank you for putting up
with the boring, old mom
in your college study group.Copy !req
383. You made a furniture fortress.Copy !req
384. You're the badass
from our study group.Copy !req
385. Clone troy.Copy !req
386. Clone abed.Copy !req
387. By the way, when I cloned you,
I had to patch some missing
parts of your dnaCopy !req
388. With genes from
a homing pigeon.Copy !req
389. You may notice side effects,
like a compulsion
to come back.Copy !req
390. Cool. Clone hug?Copy !req
391. So, you're really just
gonna pilot this thing
all on your own?Copy !req
392. Well, pierce's will stated
that someone would be
assigned to travel with meCopy !req
393. To verify that I don't cheat.Copy !req
394. Captain barnes.Copy !req
395. We should probably set sail
while the wind is still in
our favor, don't you think?Copy !req
396. Engage.Copy !req
397. Now, troy, I know
it's gonna be difficult
for you to interact with me...Copy !req
398. No, no. That was
the original troy.Copy !req
399. I'm his clone.Copy !req
400. Let's get
the lead out, burton.Copy !req
401. Aye, aye, sir.Copy !req
402. You know,
starting a sea voyageCopy !req
403. From landlocked colorado may
not have been the best idea.Copy !req
404. We'll drive to the river
and then take
the river to the ocean.Copy !req
405. Actually, I never thought
I'd see you again.Copy !req
406. I have a couple
star trek questions,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
407. No, go ahead.Copy !req
408. What time did you guys have
to get up in the morning?Copy !req
409. Does every writer
write for one character?Copy !req
410. What's a best boy?
I saw it in the credits once.Copy !req
411. Why don't they
call it planet trek?Copy !req
412. You never go to a star.Copy !req
413. Not one episode.Copy !req