1. cobra, cobra, cobra,Copy !req
2. Cobra, cobra, cobra, cobra,
cobra, cobra, cobra, cobra.Copy !req
3. Cobra!Copy !req
4. Destroy the taj mahal.Copy !req
5. Cobra!Copy !req
6. Not if g.I. Joe
can help it.Copy !req
7. Roadblock, deep six.Copy !req
8. Hold off those h.I.S.S. Tanks.
Yo, joe!Copy !req
9. Hat muffs, spit take,
shoot down those rattlers.Copy !req
10. Um, excuse me, sir.Copy !req
11. Why is cobra attacking
a tourist attraction
with zero tactical value,Copy !req
12. And with all due respect
to india,
why are we defending it?Copy !req
13. Tight ship,
you can overhaul g.I. Joe
when you're commander.Copy !req
14. Which will clearly happen
any day now,Copy !req
15. As long as your
stay on full display.Copy !req
16. Whoa, buzzkill, language.Copy !req
17. No, you can't have
ice cream for lunch.Copy !req
18. Put your brother
on the phone.Copy !req
19. Three kids,
put down that phone.Copy !req
20. We're in the middle
of a battle.Copy !req
21. Oh, screw you, flint.Copy !req
22. I'm in a battle called
having three kids.Copy !req
23. Guys, we're a squad.
You're making me look bad.Copy !req
24. Well, if you're so great,
wingman,
show us how it's done.Copy !req
25. With pleasure.Copy !req
26. We'll meet again,
g.I. Joe.Copy !req
27. Good shooting, wingman,Copy !req
28. But it looks like destro's
getting away.Copy !req
29. Not necessarily, sir.Copy !req
30. Jeez!Copy !req
31. What? Oh, no.
What are you doing? Hey!Copy !req
32. Are you crazy?Copy !req
33. Yo, joe!Copy !req
34. What?Copy !req
35. What, we're
we're not saying it together?Copy !req
36. Yo, joe!Copy !req
37. Male announcer:
G.I. Joe is the code nameCopy !req
38. For america's daring,
awesomely trained,Copy !req
39. Awesome mission force.Copy !req
40. Its purpose to fight cobra,Copy !req
41. Because they're terrorists.Copy !req
42. Look, I think
I'm over-explaining it.Copy !req
43. The bad guys are snakes,
and the good guys
are army people.Copy !req
44. Wingman, three kids,
buzzkill, tight ship,Copy !req
45. You stand accused
of violence,Copy !req
46. Suggestive language,
and mature situations
unbecoming of g.I. Joe.Copy !req
47. What say you?Copy !req
48. Look, I understand
this is the first timeCopy !req
49. A g.I. Joe has killed anyone
in all of recorded history.Copy !req
50. However...
However, let's be truthful.Copy !req
51. This is a very
disorganized militia.Copy !req
52. Yeah, what's anyone's rank?
We're all just dressed like
serial killers and strippers.Copy !req
53. I have three kids.Copy !req
54. You guys are not helping.Copy !req
55. Duke, flint, scarlett,Copy !req
56. Yes, it's true
I killed destro.Copy !req
57. And I promise
not to do it again.Copy !req
58. But is it really a crime?Copy !req
59. Is cobra not a ruthless
terrorist organizationCopy !req
60. Determined to rule
the world?Copy !req
61. And if we never kill them,Copy !req
62. Are we not basically
on their side?Copy !req
63. And won't this war
therefore last foreverCopy !req
64. Unless we finish
killing cobraCopy !req
65. Or start killing ourselves?Copy !req
66. How long are we in here,
cold shoulder?Copy !req
67. Cold shoulder?Copy !req
68. What's with that guy?Copy !req
69. "start killing cobra
or killing ourselves"?Copy !req
70. We were in the fourth down.
It was a hail mary.Copy !req
71. This place is a graveyard
for g.I. Joe rejects.Copy !req
72. Look who's in here.Copy !req
73. Deep dish, shark arms,
weird head, home free,Copy !req
74. Placeholder,
sleep apnea, and us!Copy !req
75. I have three kids.
This is the worst day
of my life.Copy !req
76. Is it life?Copy !req
77. My name is fourth wall.Copy !req
78. And I believe
that what we perceive as lifeCopy !req
79. Is actually a syndicated
children's cartoon.Copy !req
80. What?
Shut up, fourth wall.Copy !req
81. If this were a cartoon,
there'd be a word
for "cartoon"Copy !req
82. In our language,
which there isn't.Copy !req
83. There'd also be less
movement, less detail,Copy !req
84. And constant
lip-sync mistakes.Copy !req
85. What if I told you
there was more,
a higher reality,Copy !req
86. With more than 65 colors
and at least three dimensions?Copy !req
87. Then I guess someone
would have to lock you up
with the crazy people.Copy !req
88. Oh, good.Copy !req
89. I recently infiltrated
a secret cobra dig site,Copy !req
90. Code name - greendale.Copy !req
91. What did you say?Copy !req
92. Cobra has discovered
an ancient buried structureCopy !req
93. Filled with strange things.Copy !req
94. Look.Copy !req
95. Oh, yeah, look at that.
It's a child's toy.Copy !req
96. The toy was more real
than this at greendale.Copy !req
97. ow, oof.Copy !req
98. What is that word?Copy !req
99. greendale?Copy !req
100. Cobra's out
to take over the world,Copy !req
101. But g.I. Joe is there.Copy !req
102. G.I. Joe must be destroyed.Copy !req
103. Cobra h.I.S.S.
Coming for attack!Copy !req
104. It's the new
g.I. Joe submachopter,Copy !req
105. Piloted by wingman.Copy !req
106. Boy 1: Retreat!
Boy 2: Yo, joe!Copy !req
107. We are in a toy commercial!Copy !req
108. Boy 3: I can't hear you
when you're covered in rocks.Copy !req
109. Boy 1: It doesn't hurt
because it isn't real.Copy !req
110. Boy 2: Good job, wingman.
Boy 1: Thank you, duke.Copy !req
111. G.I. Joe
is my entire life.Copy !req
112. Yo, joe!Copy !req
113. All other figures
and vehicles sold separately.Copy !req
114. Wingman, what happened?Copy !req
115. I don't know.Copy !req
116. He clearly has a connection
to the non-cartoon reality.Copy !req
117. When I mentioned greenda...
Shut up.Copy !req
118. Stop saying that word.Copy !req
119. You're some kind
of demon man.Copy !req
120. And... And your outfit is
three layers of racist.Copy !req
121. Oh, my god,
he's having an attack.Copy !req
122. Jeff, can you hear us?
It's annie.Copy !req
123. What did you just call me?Copy !req
124. Jeffrey, do you know
where you are?Copy !req
125. Be quiet.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
126. I... I don't belong here.
I belong in g.I. Joe.Copy !req
127. Ow! And don't touch me.
Who wears a saw on their arm?Copy !req
128. Cobra commander:
The first time I met destro,Copy !req
129. He asked me
if he should haveCopy !req
130. His entire head
coated in chrome.Copy !req
131. I said, "no.
How would you do that?"Copy !req
132. how would that even work?Copy !req
133. Look, I'm not good
at eulogiesCopy !req
134. Because I've never
had to give one.Copy !req
135. All I want to know is,
how did g.I. Joe do this?Copy !req
136. We've been shooting
at each other and missing
for 20 years.Copy !req
137. Now all of a sudden...Copy !req
138. Unbelievable.
What?Copy !req
139. Cobra commander,Copy !req
140. It's vice cobra
assistant commander.Copy !req
141. We just got a very interesting
energy surge
at the greendale site.Copy !req
142. Oh, okay.
That's super fascinating.Copy !req
143. Um, destro's dead!Copy !req
144. Oh, my gosh, destro?
Were you guys close?Copy !req
145. Were we close?
Yes!Copy !req
146. What kind of a question is...Copy !req
147. Okay, fine.
I loved him!Copy !req
148. Is that what you want
to hear?Copy !req
149. Called it.Copy !req
150. And we are going to find out
how this happened,Copy !req
151. And g.I. Joe
is going to paybra!Copy !req
152. I riffed that.Copy !req
153. No wrong answers.Copy !req
154. It's a condition that
comes on when you get
to a certain weight.Copy !req
155. Oh, I see.
So is there a
mr. Tight ship, or...Copy !req
156. Um...Copy !req
157. Tight ship:
That's a code three.Copy !req
158. Cobra forces are
infiltrating the base.Copy !req
159. Cobra!Copy !req
160. Avenge my totally
platonic friend!Copy !req
161. Oh, great, and
we're stuck in here.Copy !req
162. Deep dish:
We don't have to be.Copy !req
163. For 15 years, I have used
my trademark tablespoon
to excavate a tunnel,Copy !req
164. Swallowing handfuls
of dirt and rock
with my mealsCopy !req
165. And listening only
to smash mouthCopy !req
166. In order to justify
this poster.Copy !req
167. Now I am within inches
of reaching the...Copy !req
168. Come on, if we
help save the base,Copy !req
169. Maybe they'll let us
be g.I. Joes again.Copy !req
170. Battle stations!Copy !req
171. Snakes at 6 o' clock.Copy !req
172. Okay, now remember,
don't kill anybody.Copy !req
173. Just lay down
a suppressive fire,
like this.Copy !req
174. Oh, sorry.
Sorry! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
175. Oh, god.
Oh, man.
Oh, darn it.Copy !req
176. Yeah, I'd say
they're suppressed.Copy !req
177. Jeez.
Aw, was that a lifeline?
Sorry!Copy !req
178. Someone's killing people.Copy !req
179. It's wingman!
He's escaped!Copy !req
180. Lay down a
suppressive fire!Copy !req
181. They're suppressive
firing at us!Copy !req
182. I think we'll be okay.Copy !req
183. Remember, this is all
just a cartoon about
action figures for kids.Copy !req
184. Shut up, fourth wall,Copy !req
185. Get into the new
g.I. Joe submachopterCopy !req
186. With twin rocket launchers
and rotating attack jet.Copy !req
187. All I want to do is
be a good g.I. Joe.Copy !req
188. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
189. I'm not sure, but
I think our answers
will be at greendale.Copy !req
190. Ugh.
Fourth wall:
greendale.Copy !req
191. Fourth wall:
Whoops.Copy !req
192. Shouldn't somebody
be flying the plane?Copy !req
193. Fourth wall:
It's submachopter.
Whatever.Copy !req
194. Three kids:
Will somebody
grab the stick?Copy !req
195. I don't wanna die
up here! Oh, lord!Copy !req
196. The g.I. Joe
mutineers are even worse
than cobra,Copy !req
197. Because they're traitors.
Buzzkill...Copy !req
198. All government is a lie.Copy !req
199. Tightship...
I control everything,
or else!Copy !req
200. Three kids...
My family comes first.Copy !req
201. Fourth wall...Copy !req
202. Doesn't this guy
also do the voice
for he-man commercials?Copy !req
203. And their nefarious,
ruthless leader, wingman.Copy !req
204. Hey, that's not true!
I love g.I. Joe!Copy !req
205. I don't know, man.
Seems like you hate it.Copy !req
206. This is all
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
207. Tell it to the judge.Copy !req
208. Everything is sold separately.
Assembly required.Copy !req
209. Nothing is happening.Copy !req
210. Cartoon coffee?Copy !req
211. Tightship is piloting
the submachopter.Copy !req
212. At first it was buzzkill, but
she almost crashed five times,Copy !req
213. And when we pointed it out,Copy !req
214. She called us sexist
and went to the bathroom.Copy !req
215. Three kids:
You know she's smoking
in there, right?Copy !req
216. She broke the detector.
That's a federal crime.Copy !req
217. I keep having
these visions.Copy !req
218. Kids, little boys.Copy !req
219. Uh, are these visions
we should share
with the authorities?Copy !req
220. I want to go to this
greendale place now.Copy !req
221. We're on our way.
Do you remember
greendale, jeffrey?Copy !req
222. Why did you call me that?
What's with you people?Copy !req
223. What do you mean,
"you people"?Copy !req
224. Oh!
Nice.Copy !req
225. Cobra soldier:
Sector three, all clear.Copy !req
226. That's the entrance
to the excavation site.Copy !req
227. How do we get past
those guards?Copy !req
228. I think I got an idea.Copy !req
229. Your idea was doing
exactly what we didCopy !req
230. To those other guards
back at headquarters?Copy !req
231. It was proven effective.Copy !req
232. I don't know,
seems kind of cheap.Copy !req
233. From an animated perspective,
very cheap.Copy !req
234. Help me club
this hatch open.Copy !req
235. I know this place.Copy !req
236. It's filling me
with a sense of
endless hoursCopy !req
237. For unfair wages and
printers that never
have toner.Copy !req
238. Cobra assistant commander:
What is this, major dick?Copy !req
239. That is a request
for hazard pay.Copy !req
240. Maybe you haven't heard,
but we can actually
die now.Copy !req
241. You know we can't
afford this.Copy !req
242. Oh, so we can afford
to create a new modelCopy !req
243. Of weaponized vehicle
once a week,Copy !req
244. But we basically
get minimum wage
to risk our lives.Copy !req
245. Well, welcome to
cobra, ximxam.Copy !req
246. Maybe you noticed
our logo was a snake?Copy !req
247. Suck it up, guys!
And while I have
your attention, here.Copy !req
248. What is this?Copy !req
249. We have to lower the salaries.
Our insurance is going up.Copy !req
250. No way.
What?Copy !req
251. Hey, you people
can actually die now.Copy !req
252. It affects the health plan.Copy !req
253. vice cobra
assistant commander,Copy !req
254. We've been infiltrated
by joes!Copy !req
255. Well?Copy !req
256. Protect me!Copy !req
257. Cobra assistant commander:
(on pa) hello, greendale.Copy !req
258. I understand g.I. Joe
has breached the perimeter.Copy !req
259. Please eliminate them.
And please don't forget this
Saturday is the cobra fun run.Copy !req
260. If you miss it, you're letting
the anti-terrorists win.Copy !req
261. Ugh, overkill.Copy !req
262. Yes, it's me.Copy !req
263. But which meCopy !req
264. Is the real me?Copy !req
265. Probably the one
in the middle.Copy !req
266. The middle, right?Copy !req
267. Ahhh! Ow, my leg!
Ow!Copy !req
268. Now, before you
fight me, g.I. Joe,Copy !req
269. You should be warned.Copy !req
270. I, ximxam, have a twin
brother named mixmaxCopy !req
271. That feels all my pain.Copy !req
272. And how is that
supposed to affect us?Copy !req
273. Psychologically?Copy !req
274. Ahhh!Copy !req
275. Today's soup is
a carrot pureeCopy !req
276. With a... Ow!
Damn it! Ahhh!Copy !req
277. Sorry.
My twin brother is a...Copy !req
278. It's pointless to explain.Copy !req
279. Hurts so much!
Right?Copy !req
280. It shredded my meniscus!Copy !req
281. Whup! Whup! Whup!Copy !req
282. Oh! Ow, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
283. Shouldn't have done that.
Ooh.Copy !req
284. Nope.
Don't like that sound.Copy !req
285. Incredible.
It's as if there's
something about this placeCopy !req
286. That feeds on ambition.Copy !req
287. I came from here.Copy !req
288. I work here.Copy !req
289. My name is jeff winger.Copy !req
290. And you're annie.
And... And shirley.Copy !req
291. Aw!Copy !req
292. And abed and britta.Copy !req
293. Britta? What kind
of lame name is that?Copy !req
294. I wanna be buzzkill
because of my awesome saw.Copy !req
295. You guys are my friends
in real life.Copy !req
296. This is my imagination
or something.Copy !req
297. Freeze, everybody!Copy !req
298. Don't make me zap you!Copy !req
299. Craig, it's me, jeff.Copy !req
300. jeffrey!
Are you okay?Copy !req
301. Fourth wall:
No, he's not. Take it from
an expert in delusion.Copy !req
302. If jeff's hallucinating
something this cool,Copy !req
303. Something's wrong,
he needs to get back.Copy !req
304. Wingman, do you have
your wingpack,
or is it sold separately?Copy !req
305. Here it is.
That's good.Copy !req
306. My fourth wall
penetrating powersCopy !req
307. Combined with this medium's
lack of internal logicCopy !req
308. Should allow me
to come up with
an oversimplified solution.Copy !req
309. I'll be right back.
I have to get something.Copy !req
310. What?
The truth.Copy !req
311. Oh, crap.Copy !req
312. Ah, jeff, while you were gone,
I figured everything outCopy !req
313. And did everything
that needs to be done.Copy !req
314. This may be your delusion,
but I'm still the one
on the ball.Copy !req
315. I know why I'm here.
I'm unconscious.Copy !req
316. Jeff winger's unconscious,
because he...Copy !req
317. I drank a fifth of scotch.Copy !req
318. And I took some pills.Copy !req
319. Jeffrey, shame on you.
I have three kids.Copy !req
320. Are you saying you tried to...Copy !req
321. No, they were
these stupid youth pillsCopy !req
322. That I bought in koreatown.Copy !req
323. I took them because
it's my birthday and...Copy !req
324. I've been lying about my age.Copy !req
325. Whoa.Copy !req
326. Yeah, it's not something
I'm really ready to deal with.Copy !req
327. I guess you found a way
to deal with it unconsciously
through a psychotic break.Copy !req
328. Happens to the best of us.
Now, these are
the three layers of reality.Copy !req
329. We are in the cartoon layer.Copy !req
330. It's separated
from the live action layerCopy !req
331. By a dangerous mid-layer
called children's
toy commercials,Copy !req
332. Which I believe you're seeing
in your visions.Copy !req
333. I've modified your wingpack
to break this barrier, and...Copy !req
334. I'm not going back.Copy !req
335. Jeff, you have to go back.Copy !req
336. I don't wanna be a middle-aged
community college teacher.Copy !req
337. I wanna be in g.I. Joe.Copy !req
338. I wanna fight for freedom
wherever there's
trouble forever.Copy !req
339. Jeff, that's
your 10-year-old self talking.Copy !req
340. You've receded into some
infantile part of your mind.Copy !req
341. Imaginary britta is right.Copy !req
342. And only imaginary britta.Copy !req
343. In these visions
you're having,Copy !req
344. A giant child
is controlling you.
You have to get away from him.Copy !req
345. I am him!
That's the point.Copy !req
346. I created this.
I chose this.Copy !req
347. But do you understand
that the real jeff wingerCopy !req
348. Is in some kind of actual,
real medical jeopardy?Copy !req
349. Like the kind
in a one-hour drama?Copy !req
350. Jeff, please.
I don't want you to die.Copy !req
351. Can you hear me?Copy !req
352. I'm only dying
out there, annie.Copy !req
353. In here we're immortal.Copy !req
354. Look at the rack I gave you.Copy !req
355. Those are gonna stay
right where they are
for an eternity.Copy !req
356. You're welcome.Copy !req
357. Yo, jobra!Copy !req
358. "yo, jobra"?Copy !req
359. We talked it over
and realized that since
none of usCopy !req
360. Can kill each other,
we might as well team up.Copy !req
361. Seeing as we've got
a common enemy.Copy !req
362. Seize them!Copy !req
363. You can't seize me.Copy !req
364. I am the creator
of your reality.Copy !req
365. I am neo in the third act
of the matrix.Copy !req
366. I'm also neo in the first act
of the second matrix.Copy !req
367. I didn't get around
to seeing the third one,Copy !req
368. But my guess is... Oh!Copy !req
369. Cobra and g.I. Joe
have finally united.Copy !req
370. Boy 1:
Do you guys need anything?Copy !req
371. Boy 2: We could probably use
some milk.Copy !req
372. Boy 1: Let's go get some milk
for g.I. Joe.Copy !req
373. Boy 2: I'll wait it out
in this cell until you guys
can re-educate me.Copy !req
374. Yo, jobra!Copy !req
375. Yo, jobra.
All figures come
with their own accessories.Copy !req
376. Wingman sold separately
or something.Copy !req
377. Ah, look who's
conscious again.Copy !req
378. You're pretty selective
with those snake "s's.Copy !req
379. What are you, my life coach?Copy !req
380. I'd make fun of some
physical detail about you,
but there aren't any.Copy !req
381. You look like some
aryan foosball figure.Copy !req
382. Guys, you don't have
to keep me prisoner.Copy !req
383. I want what you want.Copy !req
384. We can't just have you
running around, wingman.
You're too powerful.Copy !req
385. So let's share the power.Copy !req
386. We can be gods here forever.Copy !req
387. For realsies?Copy !req
388. Absolutely.
I don't wanna leave here.Copy !req
389. I wanna hang out
with you guys
and blow stuff up.Copy !req
390. Hmm. All right.Copy !req
391. Yo, jobra.Copy !req
392. Yo, jobra.Copy !req
393. Yo, jobra.Copy !req
394. Say, do you mind if we ask you
a few questions
about real life?Copy !req
395. No problem.Copy !req
396. What do boobies look like?Copy !req
397. Wait.
You don't know?Copy !req
398. You guys have never seen
a naked woman?Copy !req
399. You don't have
to make us feel bad.Copy !req
400. Have you guys
ever tasted scotch?Copy !req
401. Does scotch liquor
exist here?Copy !req
402. You know what?Copy !req
403. Can I just go to the bathroom
real quick?Copy !req
404. Sure. It's the second door
over there on the right.Copy !req
405. Hey! We can't
go to the bathroom!Copy !req
406. Fool!
He's getting away!Copy !req
407. This had better work.Copy !req
408. No, no, no, wait!Copy !req
409. Get off me!
I wanna go home!Copy !req
410. Take me with you!
I want to see women's boobs!Copy !req
411. We can't both go!Copy !req
412. You're slowing me down!
Let go!Copy !req
413. I can feel it! Yes!Copy !req
414. I can feel reality!Copy !req
415. I've never felt so alive!Copy !req
416. Because you're fictional!
You can't survive this!Copy !req
417. Wait, why does my back hurt?Copy !req
418. Why do I just have
random pains in my body?Copy !req
419. Why is my ability
to appreciate
new music diminishing?Copy !req
420. Need to gain speed before...Copy !req
421. Wingman is trying
to escape g.I. Joe,Copy !req
422. And it's up to you
to hold him back
with your inner child's hand.Copy !req
423. Wing man:
Damn it, I didn't make it.Copy !req
424. I'm not controlling him!
He's doing this himself!Copy !req
425. Screw you, kid!Copy !req
426. Ow! He burnt my hand.Copy !req
427. The wingman wingpack
is not available in stores.Copy !req
428. You control the toy.Copy !req
429. You control it, my ass.Copy !req
430. What is it doing?
Making a man of you.Copy !req
431. Everything sold separately.Copy !req
432. Everyone dies eventually.Copy !req
433. nobody gets out alive.Copy !req
434. His eyes are opening.Copy !req
435. Yeah, but that happens
when people die too.Copy !req
436. Jeff! Jeffrey!
Wait, britta,
don't slap him!Copy !req
437. Jeffrey, it's me, the dean.
I'm right here.Copy !req
438. Wait, wait, no, no,
I think you have to...Copy !req
439. Oh, stop it, I'm awake.
Oh!Copy !req
440. Jeff, you've been keeping
your birthday a secret?Copy !req
441. Yeah.
Most people have cake.Copy !req
442. Not a fifth of scotch
and what the hell else.Copy !req
443. "age reverse,
life extend power"?Copy !req
444. This is Korean.Copy !req
445. Okay, what am I?
Chinese!Copy !req
446. Okay, I swear to god
I feel Korean.Copy !req
447. guys...Copy !req
448. I'm 40.
what?Copy !req
449. Wow.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
450. Yeah, we knew that.Copy !req
451. You know, I guess
we knew that you had to be
around 30 when we met.Copy !req
452. Yeah, and it has been
five years.Copy !req
453. And even if he had been 32,
we'd have to know
he would be...Copy !req
454. This isn't helping.Copy !req
455. You guys know I'm 38, right?Copy !req
456. I'm kidding.Copy !req
457. But, jeff, you shouldn't
almost die over a number.Copy !req
458. What's important
are ranges of numbers.Copy !req
459. You're still 18 to 49
for almost a decade.Copy !req
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461. You have
any more of these pills left?Copy !req
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463. It was all animatedCopy !req
464. And a g.I. Joe cartoon,
and you were all in it.Copy !req
465. In it? How much?Copy !req
466. What clothes
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468. But it was all a dream
because you were unconscious.Copy !req
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when I...
Yes!Copy !req
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at the hospital gift shop,
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He is a old boy.Copy !req
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475. Bring it in, guys.
Aw!Copy !req
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I got a former partnerCopy !req
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in a coma, so... Hmm.Copy !req
479. 1889?Copy !req
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Make my name too.Copy !req
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cavemen?
Buzzkill!Copy !req
483. What you're doing
is a waste of spray paint.Copy !req
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state disguised as democracy.Copy !req
485. You think you're gonna
shatter that illusionCopy !req
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meaningless identities?Copy !req
487. Is church over yet?
Fourth wall!Copy !req
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has a lesson at the end.Copy !req
489. But getting heavy-handed
or preachy could turnCopy !req
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And keep
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I get it!Copy !req
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what to think,
all they'll know is...Copy !req
496. And knowing
is half the battle.
What?Copy !req
497. G.I. Joe!Copy !req