1. Something for the committee
to put on their radar,
insurance.Copy !req
2. What about it?
School needs some.Copy !req
3. I can ask around
on the street.Copy !req
4. What the hell?
Oh, too cool
for street insurance?Copy !req
5. Must be nice.Copy !req
6. My sister wants to know
what I'm bringing to my
grandson's birthday party.Copy !req
7. I'm sensing
an emergency
collage situation.Copy !req
8. No, I wasn't invited.
My son had a kid
three years ago.Copy !req
9. I barely get to see him
on major holidays.Copy !req
10. I mean, who in the hell
does he think he is?Copy !req
11. You saw your son
at his wedding.Copy !req
12. No, that's furio.
That's my gay son.Copy !req
13. Him I get.
Hank's a knob.Copy !req
14. He doesn't have
any hobbies or interests.
All he does is play that...Copy !req
15. What do you call that crap
with the dungeons
and the dragons?Copy !req
16. Dungeons & dragons?Copy !req
17. That's the crap.Copy !req
18. Ooh.Copy !req
19. I know that game.
We play dungeons & dragons.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
20. Guys, let's play d&d
to help hickey reconnect
with his son!Copy !req
21. Huh?Copy !req
22. Was everyone's
takeaway from last timeCopy !req
23. That we can use d&d
to reprogram brains?Copy !req
24. Nobody feels that
we almost caused a suicide?Copy !req
25. We prevented one.Copy !req
26. Fa... Bulous neil
felt like a nobody,Copy !req
27. And thanks to us,
he's still out there,Copy !req
28. Doing this and that
in the background.Copy !req
29. A satisfying sequel
is difficult to pull off.Copy !req
30. Many geniuses have
defeated themselves
through hubris,Copy !req
31. Making this a chance
to prove that I'm better
than all of them, I'm in.Copy !req
32. All in favor of a game
of dungeons & dragonsCopy !req
33. To reunite hickey
and his son tomorrow night?Copy !req
34. Aye!Copy !req
35. Well, okay.Copy !req
36. It's short notice,
but, uh, I think
it'll be good for me.Copy !req
37. So, dad,
I'm just curious.Copy !req
38. Um, what is it
about dungeons & dragonsCopy !req
39. That suddenly leapt
out at you at age 60?Copy !req
40. Um... Dungeons.
It'd be the dungeons.Copy !req
41. Let's begin.Copy !req
42. A blood-orange sunrise
crests the peaksCopy !req
43. Of rage mountain,Copy !req
44. As the eight of you
arrive at the troubled realm
of galindor.Copy !req
45. Ahead to the north,
a bridged ravine.Copy !req
46. Beyond that,
a mysterious black towerCopy !req
47. Where, rumor has it,
an evil necromancer dwells.Copy !req
48. Your goal,
reach to the top
of the towerCopy !req
49. And destroy the necromancer,Copy !req
50. Freeing the realm
from his evil magic.Copy !req
51. Oh, that's just
what I love about
role-playing games,Copy !req
52. Is being told
exactly what to do.Copy !req
53. Me too.Copy !req
54. You should introduce
yourselves.Copy !req
55. I am...Copy !req
56. Oh, boy!
Joseph gordon diehard.Copy !req
57. Really.Copy !req
58. Son of sir riggs diehard.Copy !req
59. Well, I'm sir riggs diehard,Copy !req
60. So I guess I'm your dad
in the game too.Copy !req
61. Oh, my god, so cool.
Oh, it's nice.Copy !req
62. Isn't that weird?Copy !req
63. Oh, boy.Copy !req
64. Guys, I don't suppose
that this is some sortCopy !req
65. Of contrived
paint-by-numbers adventure
that's designedCopy !req
66. To force an emotional bond
between meCopy !req
67. And my emotionally
stunted father, is it?Copy !req
68. No way, jose.Copy !req
69. I got an idea.
Why don't we just
sort of reshuffle these...Copy !req
70. And just
redistribute them...Copy !req
71. No, I don't...
And just mix
'em up a bit.Copy !req
72. Is this right, abed?
Should we...Copy !req
73. And here we go.
Hello, everyone.Copy !req
74. I am tristram steelheart.Copy !req
75. I'm a holy cleric
with a mace
and a dumb name.Copy !req
76. Ouch.Copy !req
77. I'm tiny nuggins,
a, uh, a thief,Copy !req
78. And the rest is gibberish.Copy !req
79. Greetings,
I am fibrosis the ranger.Copy !req
80. I'm crouton,
the half-orc druid.Copy !req
81. Druid? Oh, crouton.Copy !req
82. Hector the well-endowed?Copy !req
83. Again?Copy !req
84. You think that's
a weird coincidence?Copy !req
85. I'm a troll named
dingleberry.Copy !req
86. That's my mom's
nickname for me.Copy !req
87. Well, I'm who hickey was,
sir riggs diehard.Copy !req
88. I am Joseph gordon,Copy !req
89. Son of riggs.Copy !req
90. I protect the blade
of diehard,Copy !req
91. A family sword
whose power
knows no equal.Copy !req
92. In our clan,
the leader carries the hilt,Copy !req
93. His eldest heir,
the blade,Copy !req
94. For we believe
man's greatest weapon
against evilCopy !req
95. Is the bond between...Copy !req
96. Is the bond
between a father and son.Copy !req
97. Aw.Copy !req
98. What would you guys
like to do?Copy !req
99. We should cross
the bridgeCopy !req
100. And head for
the black tower.Copy !req
101. Huzzah? Huzzah?
Huzzah.Copy !req
102. Yeah, I don't know
if I'm gonna head
across the bridge, actually.Copy !req
103. I mean,
what else is out there?Copy !req
104. What's south
or east or west?Copy !req
105. How about it, aziz?Copy !req
106. If I walk too far south,
do I fall off your
graph paper there?Copy !req
107. You can head south.Copy !req
108. I've generated some details
about the surrounding area.Copy !req
109. You know,
for god's sakes, hank,Copy !req
110. It's been five seconds.Copy !req
111. Can you not do this?Copy !req
112. Hey, you tell me.Copy !req
113. Are we losing?Copy !req
114. No. It's not
a competition.Copy !req
115. The only winner
is fun.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
116. We're having fun!Copy !req
117. I go to tristram,
and I'm laughing,Copy !req
118. And I pick him up,Copy !req
119. And I carry him
to the bridge.Copy !req
120. It's fun!Copy !req
121. Hector the well-endowed
is trying to lift you.Copy !req
122. I cast
torvin's flesh of fire.Copy !req
123. Tristram murmurs
an incantation.Copy !req
124. His body becomes wreathed
in white-hot flame,Copy !req
125. Burning hector for...Copy !req
126. Six damage.Copy !req
127. Hey!Copy !req
128. Well, hector,
that's called
self-defense.Copy !req
129. Tristram's
flesh of fire spellCopy !req
130. Has caught the bridge
on fire.Copy !req
131. The rope supports
in the middle snap,Copy !req
132. Causing the bridge
to twist.Copy !req
133. I'm rolling dexterity checks
to see if you all hold on.Copy !req
134. Oh!Copy !req
135. Abed, considering
the bigger picture,Copy !req
136. You think
it might be possible
you miscalculatedCopy !req
137. The strength
of the bridge, hmm?Copy !req
138. Good point.
It would've been
constructedCopy !req
139. In the third age
by goblins,Copy !req
140. And they used
primitive iron anchors.Copy !req
141. The ropes are yanked
from the rocky slopesCopy !req
142. On both sides,
and you all plummetCopy !req
143. Into the ravine below.Copy !req
144. Abed!Copy !req
145. Oh!
Abed!Copy !req
146. You plunge into
the icy, raging waters
of skull river.Copy !req
147. ow!Copy !req
148. You know,
what's your problem?
What's your problem?Copy !req
149. You didn't invite me
to sebastian's birthday.Copy !req
150. I knew it!Copy !req
151. Who hoards
a man's grandson?Copy !req
152. He's not your grandson.
He's my son.Copy !req
153. And I didn't invite you
to the birthday partyCopy !req
154. 'cause I wanted
to enjoy it.Copy !req
155. You know,
fathers and sons,Copy !req
156. There is a lot of power
between them.Copy !req
157. Yeah.
Stop it.Copy !req
158. And I spent
a long timeCopy !req
159. Letting that power
push me away
from my dad,Copy !req
160. And I regret it.Copy !req
161. So what's ever
between you guysCopy !req
162. Will only get fixed
when you're together.Copy !req
163. They're not together.Copy !req
164. Abed, you're not helping.Copy !req
165. I'd be a pretty bad
dungeon master if I was.Copy !req
166. Jeff, hickey, annie,
and shirley,Copy !req
167. You've been washed
down the left fork
of the skull river,Copy !req
168. The others to the right.Copy !req
169. father!Copy !req
170. If you're
going to continue,Copy !req
171. I need hank, britta,
chang, and dean pelton
to go into a different room.Copy !req
172. Yeah, we're not
going to continue.Copy !req
173. Thank you very much, guys.Copy !req
174. This was just awesome.Copy !req
175. Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
I'll play your dragon game
with you.Copy !req
176. But let's
make it interesting.Copy !req
177. If I kill the necrophile
before you do,Copy !req
178. I come
to my grandson's birthday.Copy !req
179. We'll settle it like men.Copy !req
180. Or whatever you call
the guys that play this.Copy !req
181. Okay.Copy !req
182. But if I kill
the necromancerCopy !req
183. Before you do,Copy !req
184. Then you don't
go to christmas
or thanksgivingCopy !req
185. At aunt rachel's.Copy !req
186. You don't even go to that.Copy !req
187. Yeah, but I will
if you don't.Copy !req
188. Okay, fine.
Okay.Copy !req
189. Let the real game begin.Copy !req
190. I will find you!Copy !req
191. Well, I'm assuming
you guys can help me
beat him,Copy !req
192. Because if we lose,
I'm gonna punch each
of you in the heart.Copy !req
193. You awaken
on a muddy riverbank,Copy !req
194. Surrounded by treacherous,
god-forsaken,Copy !req
195. Non-zipline
vacation jungle.Copy !req
196. I build a fire
and construct
a crude wooden rackCopy !req
197. To dry my boots
and oversized codpiece.Copy !req
198. All right, and I can
make some s'moresCopy !req
199. Out of horse meat
and s'more horse meat.Copy !req
200. Build a fire?
Horse s'mores? Screw this.Copy !req
201. The river runs east.
I head west.Copy !req
202. Tiny nuggins scampers
into the jungle.Copy !req
203. Hey, pal,
I didn't scamperCopy !req
204. In the jungles
of nicaragua,Copy !req
205. And I'm not gonna do it now.Copy !req
206. Wait, come back!
I follow him.
Me too.Copy !req
207. Tiny nuggins, if we rest,
we'll regain our strength.Copy !req
208. And lose my family.Copy !req
209. I'll imaginary sleep
when I'm imaginary dead.Copy !req
210. Through the brush
in the distance,Copy !req
211. You notice a patrol
of half a dozen hobgoblins.Copy !req
212. hobgoblins?Copy !req
213. Larger, stronger, and
worth more in scrabble
than regular goblins.Copy !req
214. Everybody, get down.
I punch him in the heart.Copy !req
215. What?
Well, I punch him
in the heart,Copy !req
216. And I keep running.Copy !req
217. There are no women
with them, are there?Copy !req
218. I got class.Copy !req
219. You charge toward them,
alerting them
to your presence,Copy !req
220. And you attack
the nearest one
in the chest.Copy !req
221. You miss and fall down.
What?Copy !req
222. Oh.Copy !req
223. The hobgoblins
are heading toward
nuggins with spears.Copy !req
224. Oh, no!Copy !req
225. Uh, I cast entangle
on them.Copy !req
226. Crouton the druid
waves her arms,Copy !req
227. Causing grass, vines,
and branchesCopy !req
228. To entangle
the limbs of...Copy !req
229. four hobgoblins.Copy !req
230. The two free hobgoblins
fire arrows at crouton.
One pierces her shoulder.Copy !req
231. oh!Copy !req
232. The other her chest.
Ow!Copy !req
233. I fire an arrow at them.Copy !req
234. hit.Copy !req
235. Ah, these hobgoblins
don't like their odds.Copy !req
236. They bolt into the jungle.Copy !req
237. Yes.
Yeah, you better run.Copy !req
238. Go find a nameCopy !req
239. That's not just
another creature's name
plus "hob."Copy !req
240. Uh-oh.Copy !req
241. Crouton?
I'm here.Copy !req
242. She was badly wounded
from her fall
in the skull river,Copy !req
243. And the arrows
were just too much.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
244. That's it?
Is she dead?Copy !req
245. Yes, that's it, hickey.Copy !req
246. I'm dead.
But it's okay.Copy !req
247. I'm on your side.Copy !req
248. Which is why I'm dead.Copy !req
249. And I may be gone,
but just rememberCopy !req
250. Whenever the wind whispers
through the woods,Copy !req
251. You got me killed.Copy !req
252. Now, you listen to me,
young man.Copy !req
253. I've punched about
a thousand hearts
in my life.Copy !req
254. I never, never missed.Copy !req
255. Have you ever been
a three-foot-tall halflingCopy !req
256. Running through
two-foot-high vines,Copy !req
257. Trying to punch
a seven-foot monster?Copy !req
258. I'm gonna go check
on the others.Copy !req
259. You might want
to check your character.Copy !req
260. Or just kind of
generally take
this game seriously.Copy !req
261. Your son does.Copy !req
262. I take a moment
of silenceCopy !req
263. To mourn my fallen comrade,
crouton...Copy !req
264. Before rifling
through her belongings.Copy !req
265. What news of my father?Copy !req
266. You have no way of knowing
where the others are.Copy !req
267. Damn it.Copy !req
268. You're still
traveling northCopy !req
269. Along the narrow
cliff edges of
the hawthorne mountains.Copy !req
270. Okay, I'll roll
for any encounters.Copy !req
271. I'd like to cast
a healing spell
on fibrosis.Copy !req
272. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
273. But I... I'm not gonna
help you kick your dad
out of your life.Copy !req
274. I don't think
this competition
is healthy,Copy !req
275. And I don't think
what you did back there
was cool.Copy !req
276. Look, you think
I'm the bad guyCopy !req
277. Because I didn't invite him
to my son's birthday.Copy !req
278. But you know
where he was
for most of my birthdays?Copy !req
279. Little place that rhymes
with "not there."Copy !req
280. Times square?Copy !req
281. The four of you
hear an ominous screeching.Copy !req
282. Moving upward into view,Copy !req
283. Three huge, white arachnids
with eagle wings.Copy !req
284. Sky spiders.Copy !req
285. I draw my sword
and I cry out...Copy !req
286. "back, eight-legged demons!Copy !req
287. "I will not scoop you up
with a catalogCopy !req
288. "and let you outside
on this day!"Copy !req
289. Stay your blade,
Joseph gordon.Copy !req
290. Sky spiders are
as frightened of us
as we are of them.Copy !req
291. Plus they eat
all the sky mosquitoes.Copy !req
292. Mmm.Copy !req
293. I cast speak with monsters,
and I say,Copy !req
294. "hello.
You're looking well."Copy !req
295. The lead spider
bends four kneesCopy !req
296. And twitches
its hairy ovipositor,Copy !req
297. Rhythmically secreting
and retractingCopy !req
298. A giant droplet
or drop of silk.Copy !req
299. Oh.Copy !req
300. Fibrosis, as a ranger,
you recognize thisCopy !req
301. As the arachnid's signal
of submission.Copy !req
302. Oh. Nice work, tristram.Copy !req
303. Damn, you made
that sky spider
your bitch, yo!Copy !req
304. You've tracked
the hobgoblins
to this shack.Copy !req
305. One guard
hob-guards the door.Copy !req
306. That's what they
call guarding.
Go.Copy !req
307. Sniper arrow on the guard.Copy !req
308. It strikes true.
The guard drops.Copy !req
309. I move to the doorway.
Detect traps.Copy !req
310. None detected.
I enter.Copy !req
311. Left flank.
Right!Copy !req
312. One hobgoblin, facing east.Copy !req
313. Backstab.
Double damage.Copy !req
314. Critical hit.
He's dead.Copy !req
315. Footsteps behind
the door to the north.Copy !req
316. I notch two arrows.Copy !req
317. I climb the walls
to get above the door.Copy !req
318. Five goblins enter
from the north.Copy !req
319. I fire.
Both arrows hit.Copy !req
320. Cleave!
You kill one
and wound another.Copy !req
321. I drop on the last one
and grapple.Copy !req
322. You got ahold of him.Copy !req
323. This one is for crouton.Copy !req
324. With his dying breath,
he utters...Copy !req
325. "the dark lord
will kill you all."Copy !req
326. Wait, these things can talk?Copy !req
327. I want two taken alive.
I want to try something.Copy !req
328. Hi. I'm tiny nuggins.Copy !req
329. I'm gonna put
my dagger down
right here,Copy !req
330. So we can just talk.Copy !req
331. human trash.Copy !req
332. Yeah, look,
I'm gonna give it to
you straight.Copy !req
333. We're looking
for a necromancer.Copy !req
334. We don't need
two goblins to find him.Copy !req
335. So between
you and your friend,Copy !req
336. Who do you think's
the most useful?Copy !req
337. man, your friend
sure can talk.Copy !req
338. Liar. He'll never turn.Copy !req
339. Oh, yeah,
because of that
famous goblin loyalty.Copy !req
340. I could never drive
a wedge between you
and some guy from work.Copy !req
341. Uh, I was best man
at that guy's wedding.Copy !req
342. Oh?Copy !req
343. Your friend says
you just got married.Copy !req
344. Congratulations.
Too bad about the food.Copy !req
345. I hope your
flesh rots in...
Wait.Copy !req
346. What about the food?Copy !req
347. Oh, I guess he didn't
like your wedding toast.Copy !req
348. Golbak said that?Copy !req
349. Klang doesn't approve
of you and lisa, golbak,Copy !req
350. And I don't get the sense
it's because of his
feelings for you.Copy !req
351. You know,
I think about lisa,Copy !req
352. Sitting in that hole
in darktooth canyonCopy !req
353. With little framrok
and griknogCopy !req
354. Rolling about
on the wolf pelts.Copy !req
355. Come on,
between you and me,Copy !req
356. Which one do you
think is yours?Copy !req
357. No!Copy !req
358. I know where the tower is.Copy !req
359. The sky spiders
have flown youCopy !req
360. As far as their complex
religion allows.Copy !req
361. They set you down and express
through intricate prancing
directions to the tower.Copy !req
362. Yes.Copy !req
363. Father, forgive me.Copy !req
364. I have traveled
so far from you.Copy !req
365. How many game days
since the skull river
ripped us apart?Copy !req
366. How many real hours
since I've gone pee?Copy !req
367. We seek this necromancer.
Why?Copy !req
368. Why?Copy !req
369. Our reasons are dreams,
our dreams, dust.Copy !req
370. I send word
on wings of sparrows,Copy !req
371. In hopes they might find you.Copy !req
372. Abed says the odds
are near impossible.Copy !req
373. That's enough for me.Copy !req
374. Should you receive
this message,Copy !req
375. I know of a way
to reunite.Copy !req
376. According to
my character sheet,Copy !req
377. If I rub the blade
of our magic family swordCopy !req
378. While you rub the hilt,Copy !req
379. Twin beacons of light
will reveal our locations
to each other.Copy !req
380. Each night,
I will think of you and rub,Copy !req
381. Praying for the night fate
will find us
rubbing together.Copy !req
382. Your son,
Joseph gordon diehard.Copy !req
383. Something strange
has happened.Copy !req
384. A sparrow lands
on riggs diehard's shoulder.Copy !req
385. it carries a note.Copy !req
386. Abed, I...
Rub my sword's hilt?Copy !req
387. A beam of light shoots out
from your location,Copy !req
388. As the hilt of diehard
seeks its blade.Copy !req
389. The beam arcs
and meets an equal beam
in the woods to the north.Copy !req
390. Is that where
the others are?Copy !req
391. Yes, 10 miles away,
same as you.Copy !req
392. So we'll be arriving
at the tower...Copy !req
393. At the same time
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
394. This began as a race.Copy !req
395. But it may end in war.Copy !req
396. Does anybody
have a toothpick?Copy !req
397. I got a piece of popcorn
stuck in my tooth.Copy !req
398. You know, it's, like,
right under the gum,Copy !req
399. And, you know,
I've been trying, like,
for 15 minutesCopy !req
400. With, you know, my tooth
and, like, with my tongue
and with my finger,Copy !req
401. And I'm always one tooth off,
and I just can't seem to...Copy !req
402. Oh, hello, there we go.
Anyway.Copy !req
403. But it may end in war.Copy !req
404. Maybe after all
we've been through,Copy !req
405. We should just call
this thing off.Copy !req
406. What, you think
that's up to us?Copy !req
407. You've seen the way
he talks to me.Copy !req
408. He doesn't want
his own father in his life.Copy !req
409. He'll do anything to win,
and that includes
attacking you.Copy !req
410. And you best believe
that your little friendsCopy !req
411. In there are drinking up
his kool-aid.Copy !req
412. This is a man who
thinks of grandchildren
like trophies.Copy !req
413. Which is why
he'll play to win.Copy !req
414. And why I can't let him.Copy !req
415. Rise, brave,
sweet dingleberry.Copy !req
416. Rise.Copy !req
417. Both parties have
arrived at the black tower.Copy !req
418. Hi, guys.Copy !req
419. Father.
Joseph gordon.Copy !req
420. mmm-mmm.Copy !req
421. We are here,
so tristram steelheart,Copy !req
422. Lord of the sky spiders,
can slay the necromancer.Copy !req
423. You guys cool,
or are we gonna
have to get red?Copy !req
424. Tiny nuggins,
waterboarder of goblins,Copy !req
425. Will do the slaying,
because every man
has the rightCopy !req
426. To hang out
with his grandson.Copy !req
427. Too bad you're outnumbered.Copy !req
428. No, they're not.Copy !req
429. I'm not part of this.Copy !req
430. I'm Joseph gordon diehard,
and I am only hereCopy !req
431. To hug my father,
which I now do.Copy !req
432. It's a trick.Copy !req
433. I'm not letting
him hug me.Copy !req
434. I hug my father.
He has gunpowder
in his pants.Copy !req
435. I draw my sword.
Stay back!Copy !req
436. I draw an arrow.
So do I.Copy !req
437. Troll sound!Copy !req
438. Jeff, do you lower your sword?
No!Copy !req
439. Dean, are you...
I hug my father!Copy !req
440. You're impaled.Copy !req
441. Oh!Copy !req
442. worth it.Copy !req
443. Ugh. Good lord.Copy !req
444. Son slayer!Copy !req
445. I attack jeff!
Arrow at chang!Copy !req
446. Arrow at annie!
I head for the door
of the tower.Copy !req
447. So do I!Copy !req
448. Taste the blade
of diehard!Copy !req
449. I run for cover.
I turn a snake into a rope.Copy !req
450. Fire two arrows at annie.
Spear, spear.Copy !req
451. I take the kid. I pop him.
Three damage.Copy !req
452. Lightning bolt,
lightning bolt,
lightning bolt.Copy !req
453. Cure moderate wounds!Copy !req
454. I spray all over them.Copy !req
455. I hold britta's face
in a puddle.Copy !req
456. Seven damage.
Cleave, cleave, cleave!Copy !req
457. I fire two arrows.Copy !req
458. Dingleberry smash!Copy !req
459. Plus three,
demonic eye look.Copy !req
460. And shove it up them!Copy !req
461. After that, I put one
right behind the ear.Copy !req
462. Sir riggs,
hand in your character sheet.Copy !req
463. Top floor of the tower,
one door.
I open it.Copy !req
464. I cast flame
strike on him.Copy !req
465. You cast that already.
Mace.Copy !req
466. Okay. Missed.
Ah.Copy !req
467. I hit him
with a throwing dagger.Copy !req
468. You used all your knives.
Ah, what... Will one of you
guys take care...Copy !req
469. What? You're all dead?
I keep going.Copy !req
470. I follow.
You've reached
the necromancer's workshop.Copy !req
471. You see his bed,
some bottles of goop,Copy !req
472. Some other
necromancing crap,
but no necromancer.Copy !req
473. I search.
I search.Copy !req
474. Can I search,
or are you gonna
stab me in the back?Copy !req
475. Hey, I am a thief,
not a wuss.Copy !req
476. I search, too.Copy !req
477. Mmm-hmm.
You find a secret door.Copy !req
478. It's easy because
it's already open.Copy !req
479. It leads to a ladder,
which goes straight downCopy !req
480. To another open door
on the back of the tower.Copy !req
481. Ah, man.Copy !req
482. Way to go.
That's great.
He just got away.Copy !req
483. Hey, you can't just
say he's gone.Copy !req
484. You owe us an ending.Copy !req
485. I owe you nothing.Copy !req
486. I am a dungeon master.Copy !req
487. I create
a boundless world,
and I bind it by rules.Copy !req
488. Too heavy for a bridge?
It breaks.Copy !req
489. Get hit?
Take damage.Copy !req
490. Spend an hour
outside someone's front door,Copy !req
491. Fighting over who
gets to kill him?Copy !req
492. He leaves through the back.Copy !req
493. He's out there somewhere.Copy !req
494. You might find him,
if you get your
crap together.Copy !req
495. Hey, guys.
Take it from
a bunch of ghosts.Copy !req
496. This is no kind of life.Copy !req
497. You need fresh air
and frozen yogurt.Copy !req
498. It's on me.Copy !req
499. Hug it out.Copy !req
500. Oh, see...
Hug it out?Copy !req
501. Gag me.
Who even uses that phrase?Copy !req
502. All right, I'm climbing down
the ladder. I'm gonna
find this guy.Copy !req
503. I stay and search
the workshop.Copy !req
504. Does he have any stuff
there that can heal me?Copy !req
505. You do find some potions.Copy !req
506. Okay, well,
I get half of that.Copy !req
507. Excuse me, you just
went down the ladder.Copy !req
508. Well, I can hear you...Copy !req
509. Can I hear him
looting upstairs?Copy !req
510. Not if I move about
silently.Copy !req
511. Fine. Fine.
If I heal you,
can we divide the potions?Copy !req
512. Okay. But I decide
who gets what.Copy !req
513. All right, fine, but
we've gotta be
wary of traps.Copy !req
514. I don't have to do a damn
thing that you tell me to do.Copy !req
515. What's going on?
Shh.Copy !req
516. You outta your mind?
Do you wanna get...
Oh, you give me a break.Copy !req
517. The necromancer or not?Copy !req
518. Do you want...Copy !req
519. Do they like each other now?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
520. They can't stand
being in the same room.Copy !req
521. I also don't think
they can handle being apart.Copy !req
522. And I think
they just found a way
to avoid doing either.Copy !req
523. And that's the best
most fathers and sons
can do.Copy !req
524. you've made me
so proud today.Copy !req
525. Ugh.Copy !req
526. Does anyone know
where we can buy
a real sword?Copy !req
527. Oh, jeffrey.Copy !req
528. You're still at the entrance
to the chamber of grief.Copy !req
529. Your move, mr. Tickles.Copy !req
530. You successfully pour more tea
into count frogula's cup.Copy !req
531. That puts it
at hillary rodham kitten.Copy !req
532. Okay, you attempt
to pass crumpets.Copy !req
533. You fail.Copy !req
534. Okay, guys, I'm getting
a little frustrated.Copy !req
535. If you'd just take a look
at your inventories,
you'll see that...Copy !req
536. Abed, are you almost done?Copy !req
537. I can't sleep
without my stuffies.Copy !req
538. Fine. Hold on.Copy !req
539. Oh, a goblin notices you
and murders you all.Copy !req
540. You're dead.
They're all yours.Copy !req