1. I am the system.Copy !req
2. I consume humanity.Copy !req
3. There is no escape.Copy !req
4. Objection!Copy !req
5. ♪ jeff winger,
hero at lawCopy !req
6. ♪ best lawyer you ever sawCopy !req
7. ♪ hero to freedom,
defender of libertyCopy !req
8. ♪ south of the forty
on lincolnCopy !req
9. ♪ you park for freeCopy !req
10. ♪ jeffCopy !req
11. Are you a good person
being sued, oppressed,
or beaten?Copy !req
12. I can help,Copy !req
13. And that's
the winger guarantee.Copy !req
14. Call 555-her...Copy !req
15. Maybe you should've
spent less money
on special effects.Copy !req
16. Huh, thanks a lot,
francis ford repo man.Copy !req
17. Oh, jeff winger!Copy !req
18. ♪ loser at lawCopy !req
19. ♪ rented office
in a mini mall ♪Copy !req
20. Relax, tango.
I come in peace.Copy !req
21. Way I see it,
I screwed you.Copy !req
22. I got screwed back.Copy !req
23. Now we can bygone
the bygones,Copy !req
24. Because I got
a juicy new clientCopy !req
25. And a bone to throw you.Copy !req
26. You hear about that bridge
that collapsed upstate?Copy !req
27. A human could've said that
without salivating.Copy !req
28. I represent marvin humphries,
the engineer who designed it.Copy !req
29. He wants to seek damages.Copy !req
30. From what?
His own pencil?Copy !req
31. From the only school
reckless enoughCopy !req
32. To give him a degree
in engineering.Copy !req
33. City-funded school,Copy !req
34. Deep government pockets.Copy !req
35. Maybe you've heard of it.Copy !req
36. Greendale community college.Copy !req
37. Weird choice, by the way,Copy !req
38. The bachelor's degree
on the wall.Copy !req
39. So you're gonna sue
my old schoolCopy !req
40. And you're bothering
to tell me?Copy !req
41. You have access there.Copy !req
42. I need marvin's
records to proveCopy !req
43. That he was
irresponsibly educated.Copy !req
44. Well, why don't you
just subpoena?Copy !req
45. Right, so they can have
a shredding party.Copy !req
46. See, that's the
difference between you
and greendale, alan.Copy !req
47. They wouldn't
shred evidence.Copy !req
48. It's a good place
for good people.Copy !req
49. It's a diploma mill.Copy !req
50. It turns idiots
into bridge-collapsersCopy !req
51. And jeff winger
into an attorneyCopy !req
52. That thought
he could help people?Copy !req
53. Jeff, I once saw you convince
an arson victimCopy !req
54. That he liked
his house better burned.Copy !req
55. God, look what that
school did to you.Copy !req
56. It took
all your money.Copy !req
57. It took four years
of your life.Copy !req
58. And worst of all,Copy !req
59. It took your winger moves.Copy !req
60. I still got
my winger moves.Copy !req
61. Prove it.
Get me humphries' records.Copy !req
62. Because the next bone
you get thrownCopy !req
63. Might be
through a dude's zipper
in the warehouse district,Copy !req
64. And I can't guarantee you
it'll be from me.Copy !req
65. Look, I might be
broke, desperate,
and nearly homeless,Copy !req
66. But I still got one thing
deep down insideCopy !req
67. That gives me power...
That was it.Copy !req
68. That was all I had.Copy !req
69. ♪ give me some rope
tie me to dreamCopy !req
70. ♪ give me the hope
to run out of steamCopy !req
71. ♪ somebody said
it can be hereCopy !req
72. ♪ we could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a yearCopy !req
73. ♪ I can't count the reasons
I should stayCopy !req
74. ♪ one by one they all
just fade away ♪Copy !req
75. Welcome back, human beings.Copy !req
76. Dean pelton here,
wishing you another
magic year at greendale,Copy !req
77. Ranked america's number two
community collegeCopy !req
78. By
greendalecommunitycollege.Com.Copy !req
79. Regarding the recent
tragedy surroundingCopy !req
80. A certain collapsed bridge,Copy !req
81. We will be observing
a moment of silence
on the quadCopy !req
82. Followed by four years
of silence to the press.Copy !req
83. I told you you'd be back.Copy !req
84. Shut up, leonard.
I'm not here.Copy !req
85. I'm just a figment
of your creeping dementia.Copy !req
86. Hi.Copy !req
87. How would I go about
getting recordsCopy !req
88. For certain alumni?Copy !req
89. Why would you think
a strangerCopy !req
90. Could just walk in here
and do that?Copy !req
91. You're, uh, rita.
Rhonda.Copy !req
92. I've always regretted
not telling youCopy !req
93. How much you remind me
of my aunt.Copy !req
94. It's more disarming
than it sounds.Copy !req
95. I have a very attractive aunt.Copy !req
96. Rhonda, why are you
wearing jeff winger's...Copy !req
97. Jeffrey.Copy !req
98. Are you, uh, looking
for your friends?Copy !req
99. They don't go here anymore.Copy !req
100. Maybe you're looking
for somethingCopy !req
101. That was in front of you
the whole time, just a pitch.Copy !req
102. He's asking for recordsCopy !req
103. For a certain alumni.Copy !req
104. In the midst of all this
marvin humphries business,Copy !req
105. I doubt
this is a coincidence.Copy !req
106. You're here to save me,
aren't you?Copy !req
107. Yes.
Oh.Copy !req
108. I thought
I might contact alumniCopy !req
109. To form a committee.Copy !req
110. The save greendale committee.
Working title.Copy !req
111. Jeffrey, I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
112. Please don't.
Request denied.Copy !req
113. Mmm.Copy !req
114. Rhonda will let you
in the records room.Copy !req
115. It's actually
your old study room.Copy !req
116. After you
and your friends left,Copy !req
117. It was closed
for sentimental reasons.Copy !req
118. And asbestos reasons,
but it's clean
as a whistle now.Copy !req
119. (sighs)
"harassment reports,"Copy !req
120. "hazardous waste citations,"Copy !req
121. "herpes comma
water fountains."Copy !req
122. Come on.
Where's humphries?Copy !req
123. I see your value now.Copy !req
124. Abed, why?
"I see your value now."Copy !req
125. It's a callback
to when we met first season.Copy !req
126. And me calling years
"seasons" is a callbackCopy !req
127. To my first season dialogue,
and me calling...Copy !req
128. Abed, I know what
makes you off-putting,Copy !req
129. But why are you here?Copy !req
130. The dean called me about
the save greendale committee.Copy !req
131. Can I join?
Well, I...Copy !req
132. Oh, no.
Who else did he call?Copy !req
133. Just me.
I called everyone else.Copy !req
134. Jeff!Copy !req
135. Is that cool?
It's the coolest.Copy !req
136. Jeff, if you wanted
to save greendale,Copy !req
137. Why didn't you
call us first?Copy !req
138. Well, you guys just got
sprung from this joint,Copy !req
139. And I figured you had
careers to get started.Copy !req
140. Yeah, working hard.
Ah, yes.Copy !req
141. What have they done
to our home?Copy !req
142. The table's buried.Copy !req
143. (grunting) I got it.Copy !req
144. This is where
we became a family.Copy !req
145. (chuckles)
jeff made us a family.Copy !req
146. Hmm.Copy !req
147. We could repilot it.Copy !req
148. This could be like
scrubs season nine,Copy !req
149. A revamp, a do-over.Copy !req
150. Jeff could come back
to greendale as a teacher.Copy !req
151. I'm not gonna be
a teacher, abed.
That's lame.Copy !req
152. Come on.Copy !req
153. Sit in your chair.Copy !req
154. Complete the table.Copy !req
155. We want to help you
save greendale.Copy !req
156. Yeah!Copy !req
157. Greendale! Greendale!Copy !req
158. Greendale!Copy !req
159. I got to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
160. Mmm, give him space.Copy !req
161. Repiloting can be intense.Copy !req
162. New people show up.
Regulars shift roles
or even fall away.Copy !req
163. Season nine of scrubs,
zach braff was only in
the first six episodes.Copy !req
164. That son of a bitch.Copy !req
165. After everything
scrubs did for him?Copy !req
166. I'm sorry.Copy !req
167. Vision boarding.Copy !req
168. Okay, vision boarding!
Oh, hi, jeffrey.Copy !req
169. Dean, I have to warn you
about something,Copy !req
170. Because it's the
right thing to do.Copy !req
171. But first,
why is there a big
empty box on your deskCopy !req
172. That says
"humphries" on it?Copy !req
173. Okay, the press has been
calling about humphries,Copy !req
174. And I didn't want any details
about his enrollment hereCopy !req
175. To be spun against us,Copy !req
176. So now there are no details.Copy !req
177. Oh, ooh.Copy !req
178. That was his thesis.Copy !req
179. Okay! So sue me!Copy !req
180. This ain't harvard, jeffrey.Copy !req
181. Okay, my job isCopy !req
182. To give a certain number
of degrees per year,Copy !req
183. Or we could get shut down.Copy !req
184. And that would be bad
because...Copy !req
185. Ah, because then
I wouldn't have a job.Copy !req
186. And, you know,
greendale is a good place
for good people.Copy !req
187. That whole spiel, huh?Copy !req
188. Yeah.Copy !req
189. That whole spiel.Copy !req
190. Wingblade.
Shock me by impressing me.Copy !req
191. He shredded humphries.
What?Copy !req
192. I told you!
How could you
let this happen?Copy !req
193. Sir, I have to ask you
to leave the concierge desk.
(groans)Copy !req
194. Jeff, this case
was all I had.Copy !req
195. I am screwed!Copy !req
196. My wife left.
My girlfriend dumped me.Copy !req
197. And they're sisters, so now
the whole family's pissed.Copy !req
198. Shut up.Copy !req
199. Bring me all the paperwork
for filing a class action.Copy !req
200. Letters of intent,
engagement, everything.Copy !req
201. Multiple copies.Copy !req
202. Winger, you just lost
our client!Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. But I can create
five new ones.Copy !req
205. It's so dusty.
Let's get this
off the table.Copy !req
206. And that's
the winger guarantee.Copy !req
207. Okay, maybe
we should brainstorm
fundraising ideas...Copy !req
208. Oh!
That aren't bake sales...Copy !req
209. Hey.
Or opening a zoo where
the humans are in cagesCopy !req
210. And the animals
come to visit.Copy !req
211. G'oh!
(groans)Copy !req
212. Are you okay, jeff?
You left kind of freaked out.Copy !req
213. Well...Copy !req
214. I can't stop thinking
this school might be
in troubleCopy !req
215. Because of this
bridge-collapsing guy.Copy !req
216. He's the one
making bad bridges.Copy !req
217. That's like me
blaming owls for how much
I suck at analogies.Copy !req
218. Sometimes a student
will claim, in court,Copy !req
219. That their school
ruined their life,Copy !req
220. And they'll win.Copy !req
221. You want to save greendale?Copy !req
222. Make it litigation-proof.
How?Copy !req
223. Think like the enemy.Copy !req
224. How did greendale
damage you, annie?Copy !req
225. It didn't. I love
hospital administration.Copy !req
226. Is that your job?
Well... Not yet.Copy !req
227. But I administer things
to hospitals,Copy !req
228. Like these.Copy !req
229. Pen?Copy !req
230. "futurza"?Copy !req
231. They're a rising star
in pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
232. They invented fibromyalgiaCopy !req
233. And the cure
for fibromyalgia.Copy !req
234. You push drugs now?
That's ironic.Copy !req
235. I push pens, britta.Copy !req
236. Speaking of irony,
how's the therapy market?Copy !req
237. Depressed?
I'm on sabbatical.Copy !req
238. You're jewish?Copy !req
239. I'm doing
hands-on researchCopy !req
240. About the psychology
of alcoholism.Copy !req
241. You're a bartender,
aren't you?Copy !req
242. Which is basically like
a modern-day therapist.Copy !req
243. If somebody tells me
about a murder,Copy !req
244. I can't tell anyone.Copy !req
245. Wow, you're even bad
at bartending.Copy !req
246. What about you?Copy !req
247. Abed's working on
the next billion-dollar
social media app.Copy !req
248. And when it takes off,
all I got to do is sue him.Copy !req
249. It's fool-proof.Copy !req
250. You're programming now,
abed?Copy !req
251. Didn't get any work with
your four-year film degree?Copy !req
252. One job,
directing a commercial.Copy !req
253. Still haven't been paid.Copy !req
254. I'll cut you
a check tomorrow,Copy !req
255. But just so we're clear,
you quit.Copy !req
256. Creative differences.Copy !req
257. I asked you to put
the phone number on
the screen.Copy !req
258. I didn't like the number.
555? It's derivative.Copy !req
259. It's the number
of my business.Copy !req
260. It sounds fake.Copy !req
261. How can every number
start with 555?Copy !req
262. Are there only
10,000 numbers?Copy !req
263. Abed, you quit?Copy !req
264. You said you got fired.Copy !req
265. You haven't paid rent in our
apartment in two months.Copy !req
266. Well, why don't you
sell him a pillCopy !req
267. That will help him
give up on his dreams?Copy !req
268. Relaxabrex doesn't make you
give up on your dreams.Copy !req
269. That's a side effect.Copy !req
270. At least the drugs I sell
don't get slurped
out of my belly button.Copy !req
271. That's only on
tummy tuesdays!Copy !req
272. Oh, it's okay...
Oh, I'm sorry...Copy !req
273. Andre left again.Copy !req
274. It's... It's not like
last time.Copy !req
275. He's staying with family.Copy !req
276. He took the boys.
He took the dog.Copy !req
277. He took the d.V.R.Copy !req
278. 166 episodes of bones
just gone.Copy !req
279. It was my fault this time.Copy !req
280. I cheated on himCopy !req
281. With shirley's sandwiches.Copy !req
282. I threw the money
into expanding.Copy !req
283. I just didn't think
I could fail.Copy !req
284. Okay.Copy !req
285. Well, just so you know,Copy !req
286. This is the sort of stuff
that someone could useCopy !req
287. To make a claim
against a school.Copy !req
288. I have to go
to the bathroom again.Copy !req
289. While I'm gone,Copy !req
290. I want you to think about
what I saidCopy !req
291. As an exercise.Copy !req
292. Do you guys feel weird
about doing this without...Copy !req
293. Magnitude?Copy !req
294. That's everything
you asked for.Copy !req
295. Who are you flipping?Copy !req
296. My friends,Copy !req
297. Who are now
the save greendale committee,Copy !req
298. Which I created.Copy !req
299. Oh.Copy !req
300. Classic winger.Copy !req
301. I forgot what it was like
to be good at being bad.Copy !req
302. So just close the deal
and bring it home
to daddy, eh?Copy !req
303. Oh, sorry, alan.
Change of daddies.Copy !req
304. I'll take it from here.Copy !req
305. No, no, but it's my case.Copy !req
306. Humphries was your case.Copy !req
307. Jeff...Copy !req
308. You're scaring me.
Good.Copy !req
309. Guys like you should be
more scared.Copy !req
310. You trust-funded,
body-sprayed,
eli-roth-dvd owner...Copy !req
311. You're an amateur
monster, alan,Copy !req
312. And you stomp in the grave
of a real monsterCopy !req
313. Who was willing
to stay buriedCopy !req
314. Because real monsters
have shame,Copy !req
315. Because they wish that...Copy !req
316. You're not the monologue.Copy !req
317. Give me your tie.
What?Copy !req
318. No monologue for you.
Give me your tie.Copy !req
319. That's for making me go
to this school.Copy !req
320. That's for making
the last four years happen.Copy !req
321. And now I get to make
them un-happenCopy !req
322. For me and the only people
I care about.Copy !req
323. I failed my husband.
I failed my kids.Copy !req
324. I've failed bones.Copy !req
325. I'm helping to hook
a whole new battleCopy !req
326. Of little annies
on adderall.Copy !req
327. I've been spending
so much time with computers,Copy !req
328. Your tears are just ones
and zeroes to me.Copy !req
329. Yeah, you were a real
hallmark card before.Copy !req
330. I'm much sadder
than the rest of you.Copy !req
331. I will figure out
why later.Copy !req
332. Jeff, full disclosure.Copy !req
333. Our lives are worse than
the day we got here.Copy !req
334. Well, that is
a serious allegationCopy !req
335. To arrive at all
by yourselves.Copy !req
336. Are you sure?
Yes.Copy !req
337. And we've come
to a decision as a group,Copy !req
338. And please don't judge us
for suggesting it.Copy !req
339. Hey, I'll back you up
no matter what.Copy !req
340. We decided to re-enroll
at greendale.Copy !req
341. What? Are you nuts?Copy !req
342. (all chanting)
greendale! Greendale!Copy !req
343. Greendale! Greendale!Copy !req
344. You guys want to
keep it down?Copy !req
345. Chang?
Kevin?Copy !req
346. Chang.Copy !req
347. I've dropped
the amnesia thing,Copy !req
348. Copped to my crimes,
and went to jail.Copy !req
349. Now I'm on work release.Copy !req
350. Working as what?
Math teacher.Copy !req
351. Next, explain the pajamas.Copy !req
352. Well, I'm on work release
from house arrest,Copy !req
353. But I don't have a home.Copy !req
354. See this?Copy !req
355. This won't let me travel
100 yards from this,Copy !req
356. And this only has
a 30-yard cord,Copy !req
357. So I can only travel...Copy !req
358. Whatever.
You do the math.Copy !req
359. You said you teach math.Copy !req
360. Exactly, I teach it.
You do it.Copy !req
361. Chang was faking
his changnesia?Copy !req
362. They seriously rehired
a teacherCopy !req
363. They fired for trying
to burn down the school?Copy !req
364. After being rehired
as a security guardCopy !req
365. After being fired for
impersonating a teacher.Copy !req
366. That's insane,
and I'm abed.Copy !req
367. Worse than insane.
Irresponsible.Copy !req
368. Evil.
I don't believe in evil.Copy !req
369. But this school clearly
got a finger up its butt
as a child.Copy !req
370. This place ruins lives.Copy !req
371. If that were true,Copy !req
372. Then what could we
possibly do about it?Copy !req
373. Make 'em dance, winger.Copy !req
374. Ew, jeff, what's your evil
old legal nemesis doing here?Copy !req
375. Nemesis?Copy !req
376. No, we were partners againCopy !req
377. Until I lost my usefulness.Copy !req
378. I may be evil,Copy !req
379. But your friend here is
so much more dangerous.Copy !req
380. Tell 'em how it took you
30 minutesCopy !req
381. To make them think
they wanted to sue
their own school.Copy !req
382. I did it. (chuckles)Copy !req
383. Sorry.Copy !req
384. Anyway, I'll leave you
to pick up these pieces.Copy !req
385. I'm gonna go
score some blow.Copy !req
386. My dealer's
a gym teacher here.
(chuckles)Copy !req
387. You were lying to us?Copy !req
388. I never lied to you.Copy !req
389. I showed you
the right truth.Copy !req
390. Britta, when we met,Copy !req
391. You were
an eclectic anarchist.Copy !req
392. How did you become
the group's airhead?Copy !req
393. Thank you?
And, shirley,Copy !req
394. You've gone from
an independent divorceeCopy !req
395. Striking out on her ownCopy !req
396. To a bankrupt fry cook hoping
for a call from her husband.Copy !req
397. Troy, your entire identity
has been consumedCopy !req
398. By your relationship
with another man.Copy !req
399. You found my
clive owen tumblr.Copy !req
400. And what happened to annie
the unstoppable go-getter?Copy !req
401. Well, there was that
gas leak last year.Copy !req
402. Oh, don't blame it all
on the gas leak year.Copy !req
403. This was
a four-year process.Copy !req
404. We went in one end
as real peopleCopy !req
405. And out the other end
as mixed-up cartoons.Copy !req
406. Cool.
Sure.Copy !req
407. This coming from
the guy who's hadCopy !req
408. How many psychotic breaks
on campus?Copy !req
409. Are we including
the gas leak year?Copy !req
410. You all came here with
a chance to be something,Copy !req
411. And you all had that
taken away from you.Copy !req
412. Get something back.Copy !req
413. Seek damages.Copy !req
414. Sign here.Copy !req
415. But you're our hero.Copy !req
416. I mean, in the commercial...Copy !req
417. The commercial was a lie.Copy !req
418. You staged a robot fight?Copy !req
419. Yeah.Copy !req
420. In real life,
the robot wins.Copy !req
421. Troy?Copy !req
422. If jeff didn't change,Copy !req
423. Then jeff is right.Copy !req
424. Case closed.
Let's make some money.Copy !req
425. Okay, jeff, if this is what
you really want to do.Copy !req
426. I'll sign.Copy !req
427. The choice to make is yours.Copy !req
428. No, it's yours.Copy !req
429. We're putting greendale
in your hands.Copy !req
430. Do we all have
to say something?Copy !req
431. No, you can
just sign it.
Okay.Copy !req
432. You brought us together.Copy !req
433. With lies.Copy !req
434. But what you do is
above lying, remember?Copy !req
435. You show us the right truth.Copy !req
436. You won't regret this.Copy !req
437. I'd like to take
the study room table
in back and burn it.Copy !req
438. Burn it? Why?Copy !req
439. The same reason
I never returned time bandits
to blockbuster.Copy !req
440. Nobody else deserves it.Copy !req
441. Jesus!Copy !req
442. Looks as if you've lost
your way.Copy !req
443. Pierce?Copy !req
444. Continue on this path,Copy !req
445. And you might miss
your last chanceCopy !req
446. To see the pierce hawthorne
museum of gender sensitivityCopy !req
447. And sexual potency
on the central quad.Copy !req
448. The museum and this hologram
were donated in complianceCopy !req
449. With a court order
I'm not allowed to discuss.Copy !req
450. Let's just say some women
can't take a compliment.Copy !req
451. Unbelievable.Copy !req
452. What I am allowed
to discuss is greendale,Copy !req
453. And I'll say this.Copy !req
454. Don't turn your back on it.Copy !req
455. Take it from a man with
no legal right to be there.Copy !req
456. You're in a special place.Copy !req
457. A crappy place, sure,Copy !req
458. But only because it gives
crappy people a chanceCopy !req
459. To sort themselves out.Copy !req
460. Did I sound gay
at the end?Copy !req
461. Do you want to do
another take?Copy !req
462. Ah!Copy !req
463. Jeffrey, I'm not decent.
I know.Copy !req
464. These are the signaturesCopy !req
465. Of the five people
that are crazy enoughCopy !req
466. To care about this toilet.Copy !req
467. And tonight, I almost
got them to sue it.Copy !req
468. Heed the warning!Copy !req
469. It's not easy being dean,
jeffrey!Copy !req
470. Then stop being the dean!Copy !req
471. It's my whole ideantity!Copy !req
472. I mean, wah,
see what I did there?
That's proof!Copy !req
473. Get your crap together.Copy !req
474. Your job is not
to hand out degrees.Copy !req
475. Your job is to
make this a toiletCopy !req
476. That people don't have
to be crazy to care about.Copy !req
477. But you could stay here
and help me save the school.Copy !req
478. For how much money?Copy !req
479. I, I can't offer you
any money.Copy !req
480. I could offer you a job.Copy !req
481. You just described slavery.Copy !req
482. I mean, there's nothing
in the budget
for school saver,Copy !req
483. But I could hire you as...Copy !req
484. (sighs)
screw you, abed.Copy !req
485. I'd be depressed right now
if these samples from workCopy !req
486. Weren't giving me
a new outlook on life.Copy !req
487. If you're interested
in learning more,Copy !req
488. Ask your doctor
if joyvatrex
is right for you.Copy !req
489. Oh, honey.Copy !req
490. If we sue greendale,Copy !req
491. Can I be
a surprise witness?Copy !req
492. Wait. Don't tell me.Copy !req
493. Stop!Copy !req
494. We shouldn't
sue the school.Copy !req
495. Oh.
Come on!Copy !req
496. Are you trying to give us
emotional whiplash?Copy !req
497. Look, if you feel
there's more work to be
done on yourselves,Copy !req
498. Then as crappy
as this place is,Copy !req
499. It's a place that
you can do it.Copy !req
500. You got a job
teaching here,
didn't you?Copy !req
501. I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
502. Well, then,
I'm getting back into
forensic science.Copy !req
503. That was my actual dream.Copy !req
504. It's my fault
I bailed on it.Copy !req
505. A film degree doesn't
make me a filmmaker.Copy !req
506. I need to learn how to work
with other people.Copy !req
507. I need to figure out
who I am.Copy !req
508. I'll help you.Copy !req
509. Get out of my brain.Copy !req
510. I need to learn how
to really run a businessCopy !req
511. By my own standards,
not greendale's.Copy !req
512. I'm gonna get
a four-year psych degree,Copy !req
513. Then a master's,Copy !req
514. And become
a real psychologist.Copy !req
515. Or you could find
another major.Copy !req
516. A real psychologist.Copy !req
517. How about english?
Psychology.Copy !req
518. All right,
what's important is,Copy !req
519. No matter what,Copy !req
520. We'll be trying
to talk britta into doing
something differentCopy !req
521. Together.Copy !req
522. Burn, hopelessness.Copy !req
523. We got this.
Oh, my god, be careful!Copy !req
524. Little victories count
for a lot around here...Copy !req
525. Wow, this is good.Copy !req
526. Even if you never asked
to win in the first place.Copy !req
527. And you have to enjoy those
nice moments while you can.Copy !req
528. See, he does
a voice-over wrap-upCopy !req
529. At the end of
every episode.Copy !req
530. Wow.
Cool.Copy !req
531. Because around here,
they never last very long.Copy !req
532. Once more.
More teachery.Copy !req
533. I want to kill myself.Copy !req
534. Use that.Copy !req
535. Are you a good person?Copy !req
536. Yes, unlike you.Copy !req
537. I can guarantee
the winger beaten you.Copy !req
538. Not anymore.Copy !req