1. His name is Archie Decoste.
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2. Age, 22, total years spent
in high school, seven.
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3. Sat score zero.
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4. And he was recently arrested
for selling marijuana
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5. to a police officer
at a police station.
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6. So, you want us to help
you recruit this idiot
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7. instead of an honors student
or a science genius?
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8. Do we go to the same Greendale?
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9. Ah, but let me reveal the
fortune inside this cookie.
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10. Family net worth, $8 million.
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11. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is what we
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12. in the community college
recruiting game call a "whale."
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13. The perfect mix
of low intellect,
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14. high lack of ambition,
and limitless parental support.
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15. So, a rich dumb-dumb
who will never graduate
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16. and keep dropping money into the
school indefinitely. Got it.
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17. Is there really that much
money in this, Dean,
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18. or is it like that endorsement deal
you made with let's potato chips?
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19. If you don't like the
crispy-licious taste of Let's,
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20. feel free to eat
that other greasy brand.
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21. Splingles?
Not this guy.
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22. Thank you, Troy,
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23. and, I will explain the value
of this whale by describing one
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24. who's been swimming
right under your nose.
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25. Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%
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26. of Greendale's classes
more than twice.
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27. He is the only Greendale student
who has ever paid for a premium locker
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28. or the extended
pencil warranty.
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29. Pierce cannot know about this.
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30. He's a big baby who throws tantrums
when anyone else gets attention.
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31. Remember when Kerri Strug
visited our campus?
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32. - That was horrible.
- That was awful.
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33. I have scheduled
Archie's visit for tomorrow
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34. when Pierce has no classes.
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35. Guys, I'm asking,
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36. as treasurer
of the forensics club.
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37. The Dean said we could use some of
the whale money for a new body farm.
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38. - Mmm.
- Who wants to help?
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39. I'm in.
Sounds like a romper.
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40. We do need money.
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41. The biology department's been dissecting
the same dead pig for 10 years.
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42. If we land this kid,
we can buy 100 dead pigs
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43. and make everybody happy.
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44. I'll help where I can, but
I started a new PE class.
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45. I've been avoiding it for three years,
but you can't run from running forever.
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46. I'm in PE too.
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47. I made room in my trophy case.
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48. Then, I remembered classes
don't give out trophies,
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49. so I put a fishbowl
there instead.
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50. It's been quite the week.
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51. So, the rest of us will
have to pick up the slack,
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52. and, yes, Jeffrey,
I assume you're out,
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53. because of your track record of
literally being too cool for school.
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54. Actually, you can
count me in on this one.
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55. What?
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56. You had me at
"no Pierce."
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57. He's been all over me lately to hang out.
It's weird.
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58. You just want to be
a part of something.
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59. Admit it, Thanksgiving softened
that Winger underbelly.
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60. Ugh, Britta.
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61. Now, let's set sail
and hunt that whale!
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62. - Yeah.
- Hey, let's do that.
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63. Oh!
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64. You know
what the commercial says.
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65. "Keep your damn hands
off my Let's."
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66. 4x07
Economics of Marine Biology
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67. Hey, Jeff, there you are.
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68. I was thinking we could swing by
this great barbershop I know.
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69. You're looking
a little stubbly,
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70. and nobody handles a razor
like an Italian.
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71. They develop nimble fingers
from pleasing their mistresses.
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72. Thank you for opening my
eyes to two new stereotypes.
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73. Now, how can I put this?
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74. No.
I don't want to go.
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75. Not now, not ever.
No.
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76. No prob.
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77. We'll work around your skedge.
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78. Ah.
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79. - It's okay. Pierce is gone.
- Yes.
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80. Walking Dead has left the building.
Resume operation, Deadliest Catch.
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81. Archie is gonna love
this banner.
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82. The name, brand
glitter really shows.
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83. Yo, yo, yo.
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84. School board guys
in the hizzie!
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85. Richie, Richie, pace yourself.
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86. Hey, there, Dean.
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87. Just thought we'd pop in
and check on the big whale hunt.
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88. Ah, what a day we have
planned for young Archie.
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89. Library tour, calculator
lab demonstration...
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90. And, it all culminates
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91. in the "spirit of
Greendale" reception.
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92. Magnitude is a soft yes.
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93. Oh, wow, that's a get.
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94. As much as we love
that magnitude,
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95. your tour may be
lacking a little...
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96. Tour sucks, bro.
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97. - What?
- You gotta think big.
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98. Hookers, blow, hookers.
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99. He's been mixing,
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100. but there is some wisdom there.
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101. We need this whale money.
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102. The kid likes snowboarding.
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103. Maybe Shaun White finds his
way on the faculty roster.
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104. He likes to party.
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105. Maybe Greendale
suddenly has a frat.
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106. The Delta Cubes, or whatever.
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107. Dean, you're not
considering this, are you?
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108. No, no. Greendale
stands on its own.
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109. No hookers, no blow,
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110. no Shaun White frat.
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111. College dean
threatening a fraternity.
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112. You'll never shut down
the Delta Cubes.
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113. - What?
- Delta Cubes, Delta Cubes, Delta Cubes...
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114. Look, it's your call, Craig.
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115. Don't let this whale swim away.
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116. Cruise by Skeeper's
Express for a refill?
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117. I'll second that motion.
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118. I've been working
on my victory dances.
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119. Basketball, football,
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120. and crab soccer.
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121. That one's the hard one.
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122. Well, that's nice.
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123. Hey, when I was
in grade school,
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124. PE was about being picked
on and picked last,
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125. but, you'll put me
on your team, right?
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126. - Right, but also, wrong.
- Ah.
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127. PE's about
survival of the fittest.
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128. Line up, class.
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129. Welcome to PEE
I'm coach Jason Chapman.
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130. Physical education education?
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131. I thought that was a typo
in the course cartalogue.
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132. It started as a typo,
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133. but it's grown
into one of Greendale's
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134. most successful programs.
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135. Anyone can take PE.
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136. I teach my student coaches
to teach PE.
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137. - Something funny, coach Barnes?
- No, it's just...
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138. You're teaching us
how to be gym teachers.
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139. Gym teachers?
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140. A gym is a building,
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141. a man-made structure
inside which
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142. physical education teachers
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143. teach physical education to
physical education students.
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144. Pop quiz, coach Barnes,
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145. a student is choking
on a plastic golf ball.
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146. - What do you do?
- I...
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147. How many orange cones does it take
to line a regulation soccer field?
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148. What if students are
talking during stretches?
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149. When my kids talk past bedtime,
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150. I use my angry voice,
and I say,
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151. "the next peep I hear will be the last."
And I give 'em one of these.
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152. Not bad, coach Bennett.
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153. - Look at me!
- I see you.
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154. Two hours late?
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155. This is exactly the lack of follow-through
that makes Archie so appealing,
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156. but still, send a text, right?
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157. Okay, Abed, I told you we're
not doing the fraternity idea.
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158. The Delta Cubes will never die.
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159. We've only just begun to fight.
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160. You only began yesterday.
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161. Whale, ho!
Look alive, everyone.
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162. Hey, what are you guys
all doing out here?
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163. Oh, no! Pierce will
ruin everything!
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164. What's an Archie?
Why does he get a banner?
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165. Jeff!
Do something.
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166. Oh!
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167. Ugh.
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168. There you are, Pierce.
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169. Thought you were
gonna cancel our plans.
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170. - Plans?
- To spend the entire day
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171. together away
from everyone else.
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172. Oh, yeah!
Those plans.
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173. Suck it, bozos.
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174. You're getting ditched
by the cool kids.
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175. Oh, what a day
we're gonna have.
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176. Text me the instant
I can ditch him.
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177. - Oh!
- Hey, guys.
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178. Sweet campus.
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179. Welcome to Greendale.
I'm bean Pelton.
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180. "Bean Pelton?"
Dean Pelton.
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181. Gosh, I'm nervous.
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182. Please enroll in our school.
Please, please.
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183. Nice scooter, Archie.
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184. Yeah, city college gave
it to me as a present.
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185. - City college?
- Mmm-hmm.
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186. City college
bought you a vespa?
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187. Brand-new.
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188. So, Archie,
have you heard about
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189. our half-pipes and hash pipes class,
taught by professor Shaun White?
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190. - What?
- Yeah, let me tell you about it
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191. in our Mountain Dew
cool zone tent.
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192. Put up a tent, write "Mountain
Dew" on it, make it cool.
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193. Ah, here we go. Let's keep going.
This is our library.
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194. Okay.
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195. Archie, why don't you
"hang ten" on the web
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196. while I talk business,
and you know what?
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197. You can take that computer.
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198. Wah!
Sweet!
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199. My friends and I can
drop it off an overpass.
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200. Ah, I shouldn't
have heard that.
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201. Dean, you're giving him
our computers?
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202. He is a 22-year-old stoner-head
whose parents bought him a GED.
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203. Which college is he
going to choose?
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204. Vespa state, or "ooh, look
at our library" university?
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205. Those school board guys
were right.
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206. - Britta, where do we get drugs?
- Really?
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207. Look who stumbled
onto the high road.
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208. This is a slippery slope.
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209. Well, city college slipped that slope
when they slipped him that scooter,
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210. but they sure slipped up when they
let him set foot on our soil.
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211. Three, two, one!
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212. Time!
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213. Coach Barnes, it seems
dodge ball storage
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214. isn't quite in your skill set,
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215. much like table tennis prep.
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216. Excellent job, coach Bennett.
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217. You have the spatial reasoning
skills of a young Kevin Miller,
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218. a really good PE teacher
I know.
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219. The skill of ranking others in
order of ability is crucial.
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220. In this next drill, our
two best student coaches
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221. will split the rest
of the class,
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222. coach Bennett, coach Neil.
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223. - Yeah!
- Pick your teams.
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224. - Coach Donovan.
- Coach Goldman.
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- Coach Cutler.
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- Ooh, coach Dornetto.
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227. - Coach Guest.
- Coach Panos!
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228. Oh.
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229. Choose wisely.
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230. You're one decision away
from victory or defeat.
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231. Coach...
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233. Oh, yay!
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234. Well picked,
coach Bennett.
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235. Your team wins!
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236. Oh, we won!
Nice!
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237. Ah,
the barbershop.
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238. A reminder of a bygone era
when men were men,
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cooks who did laundry.
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240. I've been getting a daily
shave here for decades.
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241. And apparently, reading the same
eight magazines the entire time.
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242. Yeah, National Geographic's
got some
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243. tribal boob shots
that are exquisite.
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244. There's something
about a breast
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245. that's never been touched
by white hands.
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246. You are a complicated man.
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247. Silvio, spin up
lucky number seven.
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248. You know what?
That feels good,
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249. I'll give you that.
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250. Now, that soda goblet
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251. gets you free refills
in the cafeteria,
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252. and it was painted
by our professor Ed Hardy...
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253. - Whoa!
- Who teaches bikini class.
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254. Oh, yeah!
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255. Whoa, check out that bling!
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256. I want that.
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257. You heard him, Annie!
Bling the king!
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258. Yeah, just take it off of him.
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259. - There you go.
- Thank you.
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260. Delta Cubes!
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261. Prepare to bond
through embarrassment.
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262. Pacifiers in!
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263. Commence...
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264. Code Dean!
Code Dean!
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265. Gosh dean it, Abed!
I told you, no fraternities!
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266. There's soda all over my kicks!
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267. Britta, give Archie your scarf
so he can dry his kicks.
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268. Dry his kicks, Britta.
Put your back into it!
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269. No!
Line drawn!
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270. If I wanted to wait
on a rich man hand and foot,
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271. I would've gone to Dubai what
that sheik I met at trader Joe's.
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272. Don't worry about her, Archie.
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273. Onward to
the Microbrew Pizzatorium!
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274. I think all a man needs in life
is a close shave, a cold beer,
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275. and you know,
maybe a faithful dog.
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276. Hmm, I had a chocolate lab
growing up, Rosie.
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277. Oh.
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278. She used to wake me up every
morning by licking my feet.
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279. Mine was Walter,
a German Shepherd.
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280. Followed me to school
every day.
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281. I'd look out the window,
and there he was,
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282. dropping a steaming
fat one on the lawn.
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283. Would someone please tell me
why I've been shaving my own face
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284. all these years like a sucker?
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285. This state-of-the-art
mock locker room,
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286. or "mocker room,"
simulates the conditions
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287. of an actual locker room.
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288. Don't we have
an actual locker room?
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289. You think you're ready
for that, coach Barnes?
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290. For our next drill,
drama students
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291. will play the role
of PE students,
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292. and each of you will oversee them
in a "mocker room" setting.
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293. My character just had
her first period.
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294. Mine has eczema!
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295. Coach Bennett,
care to go first?
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296. Yes!
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297. Keep yo hands to yourself!
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298. Running will get you
five laps, mister!
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299. - Ow!
- Joey!
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300. I will come in that shower
and kick yo bare ass!
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301. Sorry,
coach Bennett.
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302. I have never seen such
natural disciplinary skills.
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303. You're up next, coach Barnes.
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304. Entertain us
with your ineptitude.
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305. How's the foam machine
coming, Leonard?
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306. Memories will be made tonight.
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307. Destiny!
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308. Oh, thank you for coming
on such short notice.
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309. Well, I did get
your Christmas card.
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310. Look... no, so... no, no,
no time to pre-party.
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311. You and the girls get in
position and wait for my signal.
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312. Strippers?
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313. Oh, tons.
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314. - It's good for the school.
- Mmm-hmm.
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315. The whale is here.
Balloon drop, go!
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316. There you go.
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317. Release the whores.
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318. - Oh, yeah.
- No way!
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319. Pierce.
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320. I was wrong about this shop.
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321. It really is special.
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322. Well, if you like the place so
much, why don't you gay marry it?
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323. You probably
didn't notice it, Jeff,
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324. but I've been subtly trying
to get us some alone time.
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325. I might've picked up on that.
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326. I'm no stranger
to father issues,
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327. so I know confronting your
dad couldn't have been easy,
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328. and I just want to say
I'm proud of you.
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329. Well...
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331. Why don't you gay marry me?
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332. You guys, behave!
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333. Hit the showers!
Everybody in the showers!
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335. Hit the showers!
Cut! Scene!
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337. I can't control these drama
students or their characters.
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338. No! No!
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339. PE is survival
of the fittest, Troy.
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340. Hey, your phone's buzzing.
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341. Ooh, it's from Annie.
You sly dog.
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342. "Need more time.
Keep Pierce busy."
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344. Look, the group is giving
some big shot a tour,
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to keep you busy.
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346. You know how you get jealous.
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347. So, that's why you
spent the day with me?
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348. You drew the short straw.
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349. Well, that's how it started,
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having a good time.
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351. Yeah, I used to regret not
having a son to bring here.
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disappointing you.
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356. Sicker than ever, bro!
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in this Greendale.
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359. Whoo!
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360. Human beings, it's official!
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361. Say hello
to our newest Greendalian,
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362. Archie Decoste!
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363. Pop pop!
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364. Pop pop!
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365. I want that to be my thing now.
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367. Magnitude, you're not to
say "pop pop" ever again.
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368. Not pop?
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369. That's right.
Find a new thing.
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371. Ah! Here we go!
We're back!
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372. Pop pop!
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We did what we had to do,
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375. - It's all for Greendale.
- All for Greendale.
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376. Oh, you look pretty sad for someone
whose forensics club can now afford
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body farm.
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378. Mmm!
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380. None of this
is weighing on you?
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381. Sha!
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382. The only thing weighing on me is
tons and tons of whale money.
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383. - Ah, Jeffrey.
- Hey. Landed a whale, huh?
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384. Yeah, but I'm starting
to feel like maybe we...
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385. Okay, Archie
goes to Greendale now.
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386. We're moving forward, Annie!
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387. Okay, we all paid a price.
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388. You don't hear
Jeffrey grumbling,
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389. and, he had to spend a whole
day with walking dead.
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390. Well, that's true.
You know what?
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I'm gonna say this.
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like that.
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393. Look, maybe the only reason
he can be so unpleasant
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395. If we don't treat him
like such a dick...
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396. Well, he'll probably still
be one 98% of the time,
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399. Well, who put the salt
in his cereal, huh?
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400. Look, I, for one, am still proud
of what we did for Greendale.
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401. I've been up all night
trying out new catchphrases.
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402. Diggity doo?
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403. My God, what have we done?
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404. I thought you dropped pee.
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405. I did, but I lost my
keys in the mocker.
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406. I had to hitchhike home last
night in a burrito truck.
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407. It's not as fun as it sounds.
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I acted in class.
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fittest, and you survived.
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to be mocked
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in a mock locker.
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412. Friends should help
friends survive.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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student there is.
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417. - Well done, coach Barnes.
- I can't breathe.
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to teach you two
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425. I used the water fountain.
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426. Archie, wake up!
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427. Chillax, bro.
It's not even noon.
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428. I will neither chill nor relax.
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429. All this hoopla is not
what Greendale really is.
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430. Greendale is
a nice welcome banner.
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431. Greendale is
a foamless cafeteria.
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432. And Greendale is Magnitude
saying "pop pop."
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433. Now, I am a man
of very little integrity,
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434. and I let students get away with
practically anything on this campus,
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435. but I will not allow Greendale
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436. to lose the things
that make it Greendale.
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437. Now, Archie, I would love for
you to enroll in my school,
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438. but I will not
change it for you.
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439. Greendale will stay Greendale,
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440. no matter what.
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441. You know what?
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442. Everybody kisses my ass
because my dad is loaded,
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443. and they always give me
free stuff,
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444. like that jet ski I sunk,
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445. but it would be pretty sweet
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446. to be treated
like a normal dude...
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447. So I'm in.
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448. Magnitude.
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449. You usually
have the perfect blend
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450. of brevity and wit that sums
up situations like this.
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451. Pop pop!
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452. Yay!
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453. Oh, that's so good!
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454. So good!
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455. I think we all learned today that
all human beings deserve dignity.
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456. Delta Cubes!
Delta Cubes!
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457. Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!
Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!
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458. Delta Cubes,
operation, slack attack!
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459. Slack attack?
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460. Ah!
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461. Delta Cubes!
Delta Cubes!
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462. Mark my words, Delta Cubes,
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463. you'll pay for this!
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464. is this seat taken?
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465. Free country.
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466. You know, I was thinking
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467. I might start coming here
more often.
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468. I like the vibe.
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469. You know what sport
I never got?
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470. Golf.
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471. No argument here.
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472. They lost me immediately
with the clown clothes.
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473. You know, I belong to a
dozen country clubs.
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474. Never played.
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475. I just spend my time
hitting on the waitresses.
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476. There's something about
a country club waitress
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477. that just makes you wanna
pay your dues every year.
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478. Get your damn hand
off of my Let's!
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479. Honestly, after all that,
you still eat splingles?
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480. Uh, yeah, Troy.
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481. Splingles have 30% less fat.
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482. They're the fit chip.
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483. You know, I kinda have a headache.
Maybe you should go home.
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484. Sync and corrections by Norther
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