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- Nothing.
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take pictures of your feet
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- Sha-ha! No.
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he'd be that generous.
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that the operation didn't involve
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- Guys! - Hmm?
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- I am studying history.
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- Abed!
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like the classic French film trilogy
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more accessible.
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- Wow.
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It really creeps me out.
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Just really love this thing.
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research into our lives.
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one or two missing pieces,
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we were all destined to meet.
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we're all connected.
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of destiny
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fate was already taken.
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- Look.
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or nonsense you have
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Martha Stewart,
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gonna get me to believe
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at 4:15 in the afternoon.
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you ever had with your father.
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in your wallet.
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- Whoa!
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extracurriculars,
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doing that great in algebra,
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if you need a tutor for math,
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colleges to play football.
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- I don't have time for math.
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to me are statistics.
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to high school with Troy,
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remembered I existed.
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remember her at all.
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on this chart?
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has already been noted.
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Fixture at Greendale.
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- I wouldn't know.
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Here. Take this, for example.
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Shirley's sock drawer on Thanksgiving.
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for some comic book thing?
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Ah, here.
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- Oh.
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was dumb luck,
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the mall on the exact same day.
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bought for $54 at the Love Hut?
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No.
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honey.
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without the kids.
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surprise for you too.
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right?
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on the same day.
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Won't be needing it today.
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the mail.
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kind of important.
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Greendale's lease renewal.
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- It's a critical document.
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123. See, Greendale sublets our land
from the Arapaho nation.
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than you can say "wounded knee,"
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and midsize concert venue.
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with busywork?
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those puppy dog eyes.
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to hit the seamstress.
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is "Ladies and gentlemen,
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presents Steve Winwood."
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the one last smoking gun,
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the Greendale communist worker.
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collective at the courthouse.
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the An-her-chists.
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Jeff's in that photo?
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your case thrown out.
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was a masterpiece.
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it was definitely creative.
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years back taxes by getting him to agree
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flag to Back In Black
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not-for-profit performance art.
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a woman's right
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however she chooses.
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is very important to me.
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can we get a—
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- Hi.
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on this momentum.
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takes a stand on animals rights.
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an office building nearby.
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I say we break in there—
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this is our last hurrah.
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- Britta, we're done.
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suddenly I'm not cold all the time.
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I don't need you.
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without her organization?
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a really good lawyer.
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Andre cheated on me with,
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that homewrecker off,
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always destined to meet.
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the same rec center,
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their paths crossed again.
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This is really great.
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some plot holes here.
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It's really good.
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- These aren't plot holes, Abed.
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our origin story more compelling.
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Ben is murdered in Spider-Man.
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- My marriage almost ended.
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Jezebel would've been in jail
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my Laura Ashley sheets.
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work out too great for me either.
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make my career,
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his breathing?
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for a moment?
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going around the firm
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an undergraduate degree.
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- I know.
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jealous of your rising star.
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until this is settled,
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let you practice.
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in your own lie?
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even compare?
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go to school here.
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I made Andre cheat.
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cool that we're all connected,
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in bad ways.
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Annie for ruining high school.
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in high school?
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- Yeah!
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Why!
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No! Nooooo!
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that you faked that injury
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of those football recruiters.
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because of what you said to me.
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that I went to school with you.
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senior class superlatives!
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- Of course it is.
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to succeed.
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You guys know.
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most likely to succeed?
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and head of student council
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crusade for Christ.
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263. And I'm Jewish!
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264. And you are just
some mindless robot.
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they tell you to run.
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of non-tempered glass shards could.
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reconstructive surgeries.
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when I didn't feel like smiling.
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dredging up the past?
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your fate web thing does
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our happiness is.
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that woman,
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after I left the restaurant,
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my kids at the mall, I—
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you guys gonna see?
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It's kind of old.
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- Because we like Star Wars.
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wanna murder it and urinate on its grave?
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Chewbacca, at some point, go,
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You're both stupid.
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to see the movie?
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to warn people.
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I'll come get you.
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I'll be back as soon as I can.
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to go to a therapist.
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them out for three hours,
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a restraining order against you.
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By the way,
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your prescription pad.
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at the mall!
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busted for drugs!
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and you weren't looking for me?
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might've been the drug tip-off.
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that brought our group together.
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all heroes need.
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League has the Legion of Doom,
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Why didn't I see it before?
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smarter than everybody else.
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- I tried sawing off Jeff's arm.
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It's not safe to be around me.
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a teensy bit psychotic.
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who the villain is here,
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- Weee!
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possible to put more glitter on.
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like Pig-Pen.
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seem to like it.
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gave me his phone number.
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him on their anniversary?
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a bunch of money.
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You're not married.
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want in this life.
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important from me.
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other people's lawns" drunk.
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for both of us.
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affected some of us.
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not that guy anymore.
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so excited about that peeing thing.
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and I ruined everything.
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George Lucas a note of apology.
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what are you doing here?
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you're not that person anymore.
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was awfully good at it.
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every now and again.
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head through a jukebox.
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really wanted yogurt.
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to go to Greendale.
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decided to go to Greendale.
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as disappointed as I am
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we have at Greendale.
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new valuable demographic
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during the daytime.
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at Yogurtsburgh.
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one marketable skill.
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to wear it,
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a tasteless man slut.
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anything in me.
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head through a jukebox
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but I'm just...
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with you has been so great.
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to get my life back on track.
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apologize to the theater manager.
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to film school!
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Do you have any vegan froyo?
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a job application?
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hasn't blinked once.
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- Oh, nice shot, man!
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is a total joke.
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425. They'd give a degree
to a monkey.
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426. Hey, does Ian Duncan still
teach psychology at Greendale?
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427. - That drunken limey?
- That's the one.
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428. He's got tenure.
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429. Maybe getting my degree won't
be as hard as I thought.
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430. Sir, what are you doing?
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431. Can we get some help out here?
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432. Some old guy broke the machine
and is faking a heart attack.
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433. Oh, wait.
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434. Ah, stupid.
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435. Cool, cool, cool.
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436. Wait, so was that old guy
really Pierce?
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437. We'll never know, because
he'll never ever remember.
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438. What are the chances
of all of us
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439. ending up at the same place
at the same time twice?
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440. Abed, it's amazing.
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441. I mean, yes,
2008 was the height
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442. of the slightly sour
frozen yogurt craze, but...
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443. that still doesn't explain it.
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444. Maybe we really were
all meant to be together.
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445. I'm not sure I
understand it, but
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446. maybe we don't have to.
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447. What I do know is that
the ways our paths crossed,
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448. even when they were bad,
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449. all led us to this point.
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450. And I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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451. So what you're saying is that we're
all each other's Uncle Ben's murder.
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452. And we're all Spider-Men.
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453. Yeah.
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454. Let's say I'm saying that.
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455. Mm, I think we know
whose will this really is.
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456. Yeah, I think I do.
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457. I'll be right back.
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458. Hello?
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459. Hey, Abed.
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460. Just doing some Pilates.
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461. - I was looking for you.
- Wha—I—
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462. We discovered you're the
reason we all went to Greendale.
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463. You linked all of our stories.
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464. Like how the Cosmic Cube
assembled the Avengers.
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465. That, and the 4-billion-dollar
deal with Disney.
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466. Turns out you were
always one of us.
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467. So I came to see if you wanted
to get some frozen yogurt.
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468. Really?
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469. That's—
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470. that's all I ever wanted.
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471. But it's too late.
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472. Here's another thing
I realized.
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473. Because of you we got to
reinvent ourselves at Greendale.
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474. Everyone should have the
same chance, don't you think...
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475. - Chang?
- It's not Chang.
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476. It's Kevin.
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477. How long have you known?
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478. Known what?
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479. Only you know
who you really are.
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480. Also, you may have
experimental monkey fever.
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481. You coming?
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482. Yeah.
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483. Actually, can we stop
at the post office first?
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484. I have something to mail
for the Dean.
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485. It's confidential
and I don't wanna talk about it,
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486. so stop interrogating me.
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487. I'm out. I Chang-ed my mind.
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488. You're too in to be out.
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489. - Hey!
- Hi!
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490. You want some refills?
On me, huh?
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491. Refills?
You want some?
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492. Time for plan "B".
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