1. Why did I come to Greendale?
Copy !req
2. So I can keep my job
and get busy with my education.
Copy !req
3. To meet different people.
Copy !req
4. Because Greendale's
a slam dunk.
Copy !req
5. - So why should you—
- Why should you—
Copy !req
6. Why should you go Greendale?
Copy !req
7. That's easy.
Copy !req
8. Greendale has
the most advanced typing class
Copy !req
9. in the southwestern
Greendale area.
Copy !req
10. And now you can register
by fax.
Copy !req
11. Go Greendale,
go Greendale, go!
Copy !req
12. That, as you probably know,
Copy !req
13. is the currently-running
commercial for our school.
Copy !req
14. Yeah, I always see it
during late-night marathons
Copy !req
15. of Fantasy Island.
Copy !req
16. That's not an accident.
Copy !req
17. It's the result
of intensive targeting.
Copy !req
18. But now,
Greendale's School board
Copy !req
19. has given me a budget of
$2,000 to update our little ad.
Copy !req
20. Are you sure it should change?
Copy !req
21. I chose Greendale
over city college
Copy !req
22. because of the way
that one dude goes...
Copy !req
23. Ah, okay, okay.
Copy !req
24. You know I love to be seen
agreeing with you, Troy.
Copy !req
25. But this is our chance to make
Copy !req
26. Greendale's most reasonable
dreams come true.
Copy !req
27. And I need your help—
All of you.
Copy !req
28. That's okay, Jeffrey.
Copy !req
29. You can say no.
Copy !req
30. This school asks
very little of its students.
Copy !req
31. It mainly gives.
Copy !req
32. I feel like you guys might know
what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
33. How can we help?
Copy !req
34. Oh, thanks for asking.
Copy !req
35. I've chosen you,
Greendale's brightest,
Copy !req
36. most coincidentally diverse,
hispanics not withstanding,
Copy !req
37. study group to star
in our commercial.
Copy !req
38. - Ooh.
- Pick a character.
Copy !req
39. We start this weekend.
Copy !req
40. Oh, we get to be on tv!
Copy !req
41. But if we're shooting
this weekend,
Copy !req
42. why are these cameras here?
Copy !req
43. Abed, true to form, has
decided to do the weird thing
Copy !req
44. and film a documentary
instead of helping.
Copy !req
45. As a student of character,
I have a feeling
Copy !req
46. that trying to make
this commercial
Copy !req
47. may cost the dean his sanity.
Copy !req
48. And my camera follows
the fire, not the smoke.
Copy !req
49. Ever seen Hearts of Darkness?
Copy !req
50. Way better than Apocalypse Now.
Copy !req
51. What's the catering sitch
going to be on this picture?
Copy !req
52. This isn't Hollywood, Pierce.
Copy !req
53. If it was, these glasses
would be tinted,
Copy !req
54. and I'd be friends
with Stevie Nicks.
Copy !req
55. No catering.
Copy !req
56. This is outrageous.
Copy !req
57. I'm not leaving my trailer
till there's food.
Copy !req
58. You don't have a trailer.
Copy !req
59. Well, then,
I'll rent a trailer.
Copy !req
60. And I won't leave it till
I have the one I don't have.
Copy !req
61. I'm an actor,
not a circus freak.
Copy !req
62. Oh, no.
Copy !req
63. I needed to go that way.
Copy !req
64. Eh, I'll loop around.
Copy !req
65. All right, let's rehearse
this mamajama.
Copy !req
66. Does everyone know
who they are?
Copy !req
67. Where's my script girl?
Copy !req
68. It's supervisor,
and I'm right behind you.
Copy !req
69. Thank you, supervisor girl.
Copy !req
70. Faster than a locomotive.
Copy !req
71. A script supervisor
is the person
Copy !req
72. that tells everyone
to stay on script
Copy !req
73. and keeps careful notes to
prevent logical inconsistencies.
Copy !req
74. So... basically the star.
Copy !req
75. We open on
a typical day at Greendale,
Copy !req
76. only the students
all look happy
Copy !req
77. and you can't smell that smell.
Copy !req
78. Troy?
Copy !req
79. "Why do I go Greendale?"
Copy !req
80. "With three kids at home,
Copy !req
81. you better believe
every penny counts."
Copy !req
82. "To meet different people."
Copy !req
83. And then, you and Troy hug—
Copy !req
84. if you're comfortable with that.
Copy !req
85. - Of course.
- Yeah, Troy and I are buds.
Copy !req
86. Best buds. Air buds, even.
Copy !req
87. Feeling stupid.
Copy !req
88. And then, the camera pans,
and enter Dean Pelton.
Copy !req
89. I got stuck with
the role of the dean.
Copy !req
90. So I'm going to show him
how much of a dean I can be.
Copy !req
91. And I've got a feeling
I won't make the cut.
Copy !req
92. Welcome to Dean-Dale
Copy !req
93. community colle-dean.
Copy !req
94. I'm a silly goose.
Copy !req
95. Honk, honk.
Dean-a-Lee-doo.
Copy !req
96. - Look at me.
- Stop.
Copy !req
97. This is my sister's outfit.
Copy !req
98. Jeffrey, stop.
Copy !req
99. You've hit gold.
Save some for the screen.
Copy !req
100. All right, people,
scene six is up first.
Copy !req
101. Oh, and I don't think
Pierce is coming back.
Copy !req
102. Can someone fill in
as the pencil?
Copy !req
103. Pierce Hawthorne,
screen of stage and star,
Copy !req
104. will not leave this trailer
until he gets a trailer.
Copy !req
105. And then I'm not leaving that
trailer until there's catering.
Copy !req
106. And I'm not eating
the food until—
Copy !req
107. And action.
Copy !req
108. Why go Greendale?
Copy !req
109. Just because, just dean it!
Dean machine.
Copy !req
110. Got dean, got much,
much got—
Copy !req
111. And cut.
Copy !req
112. Oh, a star is born.
Copy !req
113. I suggested to the dean
that we shoot my scenes
Copy !req
114. in front of
the Luis Guzman statue
Copy !req
115. because the dean
has no legal right
Copy !req
116. to broadcast Guzman's image,
Copy !req
117. which means every shot
will be unusable.
Copy !req
118. I even put a call in to
Guzman's lawyers to alert them.
Copy !req
119. I'm always willing
to go the extra mile
Copy !req
120. to avoid doing something.
Copy !req
121. Like sex with women.
Copy !req
122. Shut up, Leonard,
you smell like mentholyptus.
Copy !req
123. What are you even doing here?
Copy !req
124. I'm thinking about
breaking into the tv game.
Copy !req
125. Since it's apparently
sticking around.
Copy !req
126. I don't want to wake up
in 30 years
Copy !req
127. and wonder "what if?"
Copy !req
128. "Because this full-time mama
ain't breaking the bank
Copy !req
129. with your expensive tuition."
Copy !req
130. Okay, cut.
Copy !req
131. Shirley, the voice.
Copy !req
132. Can you make it, um—
I thought it would be more s—
Copy !req
133. What's another word that means
happy/threatening?
Copy !req
134. The worde's looking for
is "sassy."
Copy !req
135. He better pray
he don't find it.
Copy !req
136. As soon as we get this shot,
Copy !req
137. we are done.
Copy !req
138. - Your phone is ringing.
- Oh.
Copy !req
139. - Dean deaning.
- Dean Pelton?
Copy !req
140. Hey, man, how you doing?
It's Luis Guzman.
Copy !req
141. I hear you're making
a commercial for Greendale,
Copy !req
142. and you need permission
to use my face or something?
Copy !req
143. Well, I, um...
Uh...
Copy !req
144. Well, why not
use the real thing?
Copy !req
145. I'm sorry?
Copy !req
146. I'm saying, I'd love
to be in your commercial.
Copy !req
147. Wowee!
Copy !req
148. A real big-time celebrity
wants to be in my commercial.
Copy !req
149. Wowee.
Copy !req
150. A real big time celebrity
wants to be in my commercial.
Copy !req
151. - Come on down.
- Yeah, that's cool.
Copy !req
152. But listen, I've got
to finish this movie,
Copy !req
153. so, you know, I can't come for
a couple of weeks, all right?
Copy !req
154. Mr. Guzman, Luis,
thank you.
Copy !req
155. And can I just say,
Copy !req
156. I loved you in—
Copy !req
157. Innnnnnnn...
Copy !req
158. IMDb.
Copy !req
159. See you soon, man.
Copy !req
160. That was tragic.
Copy !req
161. The students here mean well,
they really do.
Copy !req
162. But what Greendale has
always needed is a miracle.
Copy !req
163. This is it.
Copy !req
164. This is how I get
to put Greendale on the map.
Copy !req
165. You know, I thought this
commercial was going to be okay.
Copy !req
166. Well, guess what?
Copy !req
167. It just officially
became great.
Copy !req
168. Let me give you
a little rundown
Copy !req
169. of this commercial's
great elements.
Copy !req
170. Luis Guzman is in it.
Copy !req
171. I'm sorry, will you excuse me?
Copy !req
172. Everyone gather 'round,
quick announcement.
Copy !req
173. Come on around.
Copy !req
174. Everything that we shot so far
is worthless.
Copy !req
175. I've thrown it out,
Copy !req
176. and we're starting over
tomorrow morning.
Copy !req
177. - Why?
- Because...
Copy !req
178. Luis Guzman
is in the commercial now, so...
Copy !req
179. Yeah. For realsies.
Copy !req
180. Everyone, go home.
I'm rewriting all of your parts.
Copy !req
181. Except for you, Jeffrey.
Copy !req
182. You have locked
into something here.
Copy !req
183. And the only thing
your character needs
Copy !req
184. is more screen time.
Copy !req
185. It's great that
he got a celebrity,
Copy !req
186. - but why reshoot everything?
- Perfectionism.
Copy !req
187. The dean's first step
down a road
Copy !req
188. that ends
in self-destruction.
Copy !req
189. That sounds...
Horrible.
Copy !req
190. Actually, I might end up
taking this to some festivals.
Copy !req
191. The dean's production has
taken over the entire school.
Copy !req
192. Classes are shut down.
Copy !req
193. The quilting club is being
forced to sew costumes.
Copy !req
194. Two females, both 5'10",
Copy !req
195. one brunette, one with asthma.
Copy !req
196. He's also using the P.A.
system for casting calls.
Copy !req
197. Okay, everyone—
Copy !req
198. Does everyone have
their new script?
Copy !req
199. Uh, it says I'm supposed to be
a book reading a book.
Copy !req
200. That—that doesn't
make sense.
Copy !req
201. What's this?
Copy !req
202. Scene four.
Copy !req
203. Last night, I had an epiphany.
Copy !req
204. I'm ready to step
this mother up a notch.
Copy !req
205. This commercial is going
to push every button,
Copy !req
206. starting with the one
that is so hot,
Copy !req
207. it will sizzle
your finger—
Copy !req
208. racccccce.
Copy !req
209. And action.
Copy !req
210. "To meet
different people."
Copy !req
211. Cut!
I'm coming in.
Copy !req
212. I am trying to pull
a 400-year-old dagger
Copy !req
213. out of this nation's heart,
and you two are hugging.
Copy !req
214. Her, I understand, but you?
Copy !req
215. What did I do?
Copy !req
216. You didn't.
Let's take it again!
Copy !req
217. "To meet
different people."
Copy !req
218. Again.
Copy !req
219. "To meet
different people."
Copy !req
220. I need more!
Copy !req
221. More!
Copy !req
222. Wrong!
Fight the power!
Copy !req
223. Fight it with your hugs.
Copy !req
224. Tear down those walls.
Copy !req
225. Okay, you get this wrong
one more time,
Copy !req
226. I'm segregating the school.
Copy !req
227. "To meet different people."
Copy !req
228. You can't even do it
when we're helping you!
Copy !req
229. Somebody help her!
Copy !req
230. To meet different people!
Copy !req
231. Stop saying I'm different!
Copy !req
232. Dean, we've spent
12 hours on this scene.
Copy !req
233. Maybe it's time
to move on to something else.
Copy !req
234. I'm in Psych 101, and even I
don't know what's happening.
Copy !req
235. The dean is going insane
and taking all of you with him.
Copy !req
236. If you know that,
then do something!
Copy !req
237. I'm doing everything I can.
I only have so many cameras.
Copy !req
238. - Oh!
- Aah!
Copy !req
239. I've spent an entire day
in this thing for no reason.
Copy !req
240. What if the shoot drags on
for another day?
Copy !req
241. Or, God forbid, two.
Copy !req
242. And action, and move.
Copy !req
243. "This full-time mama
ain't breaking the bank—"
Copy !req
244. Cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut—Garrett,
Copy !req
245. you're not taking advantage of
the motion capture technology.
Copy !req
246. You have to move.
Copy !req
247. I forgot what I am again.
Copy !req
248. Oh, for crying out—
you are a microscope!
Copy !req
249. No, that's a toilet.
Copy !req
250. No, that's clearly a frog
who can't get out of a box.
Copy !req
251. Jeff thinks he has it bad?
Copy !req
252. As Jeff's understudy,
I have to wear my Jeff wig
Copy !req
253. on top of my Chang hair and
then my bald cap on top of that.
Copy !req
254. There's no air
getting through here.
Copy !req
255. I'm literally dying.
Copy !req
256. But you'll never hear my story.
Copy !req
257. I mean, now you heard it,
but... That was close.
Copy !req
258. Are you sure you can't
work a little faster?
Copy !req
259. Nobody asked for perfection.
Copy !req
260. Well, perfection
is what you're getting.
Copy !req
261. And if you don't like it,
you can fire me.
Copy !req
262. Yeah, if we don't like it,
Copy !req
263. at this point,
we definitely will fire you.
Copy !req
264. Good.
That's how I like it. Ha!
Copy !req
265. I'm surrounded by assassins.
Copy !req
266. By own school's paper
has turned on me.
Copy !req
267. But when this is all over,
Copy !req
268. I'll have a commercial
with Luis Guzman in it,
Copy !req
269. and all they'll have are
their words and their fears
Copy !req
270. and whatever
embarrassing photos
Copy !req
271. they can get from
my two-faced mother.
Copy !req
272. Garrett, I've got
two men in diapers here.
Copy !req
273. I know one of them is playing
Copy !req
274. the dawn of a new era
in education,
Copy !req
275. but I've got nothing
on the other one.
Copy !req
276. Oh, um,
just a guest of the dean's.
Copy !req
277. Well, both of you
go that way, then.
Copy !req
278. The dean had
his seventh epiphany today,
Copy !req
279. which has given me
an epiphany of my own.
Copy !req
280. The dean is a genius.
Copy !req
281. He has to be.
Copy !req
282. If he isn't, I've given
almost two weeks of my life
Copy !req
283. to an idiot.
That is unacceptable.
Copy !req
284. Therefore the dean is a genius.
Copy !req
285. And I will die
protecting his vision.
Copy !req
286. Are you by any chance familiar
with Stockholm Syndrome?
Copy !req
287. Is it something
that the dean created?
Copy !req
288. Because if not, I don't care.
Copy !req
289. We all wanna go,
but the dean won't let us.
Copy !req
290. I think Pierce played this
the smartest from the beginning.
Copy !req
291. He's probably at home
watching Forensic Files
Copy !req
292. and eating cheesy popcorn.
Copy !req
293. Well, about time.
Copy !req
294. Hey, that's for Luis Guzman.
Copy !req
295. Well, when you get me
my trailer, he can have it back.
Copy !req
296. And make it
as nice as this one.
Copy !req
297. Hey, Dean.
Dean? Hey, Dean!
Copy !req
298. Pierce mistook me
for the dean today.
Copy !req
299. - I want windows.
- How did that make you feel?
Copy !req
300. I've become
a stranger to myself.
Copy !req
301. I'm bald now.
I've always been bald.
Copy !req
302. I merely dreamt of having hair.
Copy !req
303. And now the bald man is awake.
Copy !req
304. Jeff?
Copy !req
305. It's time.
Copy !req
306. Lights, camera, Dean.
Copy !req
307. Action.
Copy !req
308. Why go Greendale?
Just because!
Copy !req
309. Cut.
Cut.
Copy !req
310. Lose the bald cap.
Copy !req
311. - What?
- I don't like it.
Copy !req
312. It's hokey, it's fake.
Copy !req
313. Take it off.
Copy !req
314. No.
Copy !req
315. I beg your pardon, actor?
Copy !req
316. I have worn this stupid thing
for 12 days.
Copy !req
317. I have made bald friends.
Copy !req
318. Well, that's your mistake.
Copy !req
319. Because it's a lie.
It's Hollywood crap.
Copy !req
320. And I won't allow it
in my commercial.
Copy !req
321. You're not bald.
Copy !req
322. Yes, I am.
Copy !req
323. Well, then, you're wrong
for the part!
Copy !req
324. Understudy!
Copy !req
325. That's it.
Copy !req
326. That's reality.
Copy !req
327. Winger, you're done.
Go home.
Copy !req
328. Go home.
Copy !req
329. Okay, I don't know why,
but this is the last straw.
Copy !req
330. As a licensed psychology major,
Copy !req
331. I am declaring this production
a violation of human rights.
Copy !req
332. You have made us prisoners
of your insanity.
Copy !req
333. Shut your face, Britta.
Copy !req
334. If the dean wants his role
Copy !req
335. to be played by a Chinese man
in a blond wig—
Copy !req
336. Oh, my God, you are insane.
Copy !req
337. All right, I'm sick and tired
Copy !req
338. of hearing complaints
Copy !req
339. that I'm forcing people
to be here.
Copy !req
340. Anyone who doesn't want
to help me can leave!
Copy !req
341. - Abed, stop!
- Okay.
Copy !req
342. Keep rolling.
Copy !req
343. Hello?
Hello.
Copy !req
344. Hello?
Copy !req
345. Hello, it's me.
Luis Guzman.
Copy !req
346. - Hello!
- Hi.
Copy !req
347. Hi, Mr. Guzman,
Dean/Director Craig Pelton.
Copy !req
348. Sorry, I've been editing.
Copy !req
349. It's a ltle bit of a mess.
Copy !req
350. What the is that?
Copy !req
351. Oh, that's a possum.
Copy !req
352. Once you spend
some time with them,
Copy !req
353. you see they're just like
big, gentle rats.
Copy !req
354. - Who's the guy?
- I'm no one.
Copy !req
355. That's Abed.
He's a little bit odd.
Copy !req
356. Now, without further ado,
Copy !req
357. here is the commercial
you will be staring in.
Copy !req
358. Why do I go Greendale?
Copy !req
359. - Aah!
- What's in the box?
Copy !req
360. Ohh... Oh...
Copy !req
361. I've got to make a phone call.
Copy !req
362. I had to tell this dean
I couldn't do his commercial.
Copy !req
363. He didn't take that
too well either.
Copy !req
364. Y'all gotta help this dude.
Copy !req
365. I mean, aren't you his friends?
Copy !req
366. I'm more of a fly on the wall.
Copy !req
367. What is go—
Copy !req
368. what?
Copy !req
369. You won't be in my commercial,
Copy !req
370. but you'll be in
his stupid documentary?
Copy !req
371. All he does
is follow people around.
Copy !req
372. Yeah, but haven't you seen
Hearts of Darkness?
Copy !req
373. - Way better than—
- I want you
Copy !req
374. the hell off of my campus,
you ungrateful backstabber.
Copy !req
375. I already got rid
of your trailer.
Copy !req
376. I had a trailer?
Copy !req
377. Can anyone hear me?
Copy !req
378. I will walk off
this production.
Copy !req
379. I will quit!
Hello?
Copy !req
380. I come here to shoot
this commercial for Greendale.
Copy !req
381. That's what you had
written on the script.
Copy !req
382. Ugh, that script was terrible.
Copy !req
383. I thought it was pretty good.
Copy !req
384. Of course you'd think that.
Copy !req
385. You went here.
Copy !req
386. Oh, I get it.
Copy !req
387. You're worse than crazy.
Copy !req
388. You're ashamed of your school.
Copy !req
389. And that—that statue
of me out there,
Copy !req
390. that's just wrong, man.
Copy !req
391. Well, the bronze
adds ten pounds.
Copy !req
392. - Nah, man—
- It's not going to be perfect.
Copy !req
393. Screw you.
Copy !req
394. I'm just saying, don't worship
the people leaving Greendale.
Copy !req
395. Worship the people
that are here.
Copy !req
396. Worship this place.
It changes people's life.
Copy !req
397. Look, I loved my time here.
I got laid like crazy.
Copy !req
398. That's way before
Boogie Nights too.
Copy !req
399. Look, this is a special school.
Copy !req
400. You don't deserve to be here.
Copy !req
401. Are you still filming, Abed?
Copy !req
402. Yeah, but try not
to address me.
Copy !req
403. I'm not really here.
Copy !req
404. Neither am I.
Copy !req
405. I don't think I can finish
my commercial.
Copy !req
406. But I think I know
how your documentary ends.
Copy !req
407. Hi, I'm Craig Pelton,
Copy !req
408. Dean of Greendale
Community College.
Copy !req
409. I have failed this school.
Copy !req
410. I have failed it
because I thought
Copy !req
411. I was better than Greendale.
Copy !req
412. See, I went to a university,
Copy !req
413. so I thought it was my job
to improve this place.
Copy !req
414. But it turns out that the only
thing wrong with Greendale
Copy !req
415. is that it's run by
an insecure wreck
Copy !req
416. who holds five dances
and two talent shows a year
Copy !req
417. because he's afraid that
the school isn't good enough.
Copy !req
418. But Greendale is good enough
Copy !req
419. because it accepts me
for what I'm not.
Copy !req
420. Greendale is the best school
in the entire world,
Copy !req
421. and I'm so sorry
what I've done to it.
Copy !req
422. And I'm sorry what I've done
to the ice cream machine.
Copy !req
423. Aah!
Copy !req
424. Please, no one eat out of it
until you clean the nozzles.
Copy !req
425. The janitor knows how.
Copy !req
426. I'm horrible.
Copy !req
427. I'm horrible.
Copy !req
428. Gentlemen, what I'm about
to show you
Copy !req
429. is not the commercial
you paid me to create.
Copy !req
430. What I am about to show you
Copy !req
431. is a glimpse into
my mind and soul.
Copy !req
432. Please hold your questions
until the end.
Copy !req
433. I know you will have
a lot of them,
Copy !req
434. but I'll understand
if you'd rather I just leave.
Copy !req
435. Why do I go Greendale?
Copy !req
436. The dean is a genius.
Copy !req
437. To meet different people.
Copy !req
438. With three kids at home,
Copy !req
439. you better believe
every penny counts.
Copy !req
440. I loved my time here.
I got laid like crazy.
Copy !req
441. So why should you—
Copy !req
442. Why should you—
Copy !req
443. Why should you
go to Greendale?
Copy !req
444. Greendale is the best school
in the entire world.
Copy !req
445. Go Greendale,
go Greendale, go!
Copy !req
446. It's good.
Copy !req
447. Y-you know what,
better than good.
Copy !req
448. Good enough.
Copy !req
449. Is there any more
of the crazy Chinese guy?
Copy !req
450. He pops.
Copy !req
451. I'm confused.
That's not my commercial.
Copy !req
452. I-I didn't make that.
Copy !req
453. Yeah, yeah, okay, Zemeckis,
it moved through you.
Copy !req
454. Anyway, congratulations.
Copy !req
455. That should last us
another 16 years.
Copy !req
456. So, uh, what's next?
Copy !req
457. - Chump's rusty bucket?
- Quarter taps.
Copy !req
458. - Did you do this?
- You did mostly.
Copy !req
459. You got the footage
you needed on the first day.
Copy !req
460. I added a little bit of
my footage to fill in the gaps.
Copy !req
461. I thought you were
a fly on the wall.
Copy !req
462. Some flies are too awesome
for the wall.
Copy !req
463. Documentarians are supposed
to be objective,
Copy !req
464. to avoid having
any effect on the story.
Copy !req
465. And yet we have more effect
than anyone.
Copy !req
466. Because we decide to tell it.
Copy !req
467. And we decide how it ends.
Copy !req
468. Will your story be
yet another sad one
Copy !req
469. of yet another man
who just wanted to be happy?
Copy !req
470. Or will your story acknowledge
the very nature of stories
Copy !req
471. and embrace the fact
that sharing the sad ones
Copy !req
472. can sometimes make them happy?
Copy !req
473. Ugh.
Copy !req
474. Before you say anything...
Copy !req
475. Nope, I've got nothing.
Copy !req
476. Can you just forgive me?
Copy !req
477. Yep.
Copy !req
478. Why?
Copy !req
479. Because we've all been there.
Copy !req
480. Which is why we're all here.
Copy !req
481. Aww!
Copy !req
482. I'm a good Dean?
Copy !req
483. Yeah.
Copy !req
484. Can someone help me get
a live possum out of my office?
Copy !req
485. We could do that.
Copy !req
486. It just keeps jumping
and skittering.
Copy !req
487. And you think you're prepared,
and then it skitters again.
Copy !req
488. Okay, scene's over.
Copy !req
489. Hmm?
Copy !req
490. They'll be ready for you
in 20 minutes, Mr. Garland.
Copy !req
491. Great.
Copy !req
492. I'm a star!
Copy !req
493. Give me that.
Copy !req
494. I will not be mitigated.
Copy !req
495. Okay, you know what?
Copy !req
496. I'm not coming out of
this trailer
Copy !req
497. until I get a new trailer.
Copy !req
498. And get me
a granola bar!
Copy !req