Community 3x10

Directed by Tristram Shapeero

Travis Richey as Inspector Spacetime (voice) • Derwin Jordan as Reggie • Taran Killam as Cory Radison • Rebecca Ann Johnson as Glee Club Girl • Kim Gatewood as Glee Club Girl #2

The study group is slowly convinced to fill in for the Glee Club at Greendale's Christmas pageant.

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1. Wow, they found a way to make the Human Being even creepier.

2. Covering him in icicles. I think it's festive.

3. Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition

4. is trimming the Hellraiser. Guys, found something

5. we can watch together for Christmas this year.

6. The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special.

7. Runtime two-and-a-half hours.

8. So critically reviled that after it aired,

9. the creator had his knighthood revoked.

10. That sounds terrible.

11. I wanna watch it twice,

12. but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives.

13. Or rather, I'm spending the day with them

14. while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.

15. You Jehovah Witnesses, so severe.

16. Andre and I are spending Christmas giving gifts

17. to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends.

18. I wouldn't call a visit from your pastor a gift.

19. And don't bother this year. I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.

20. You're not taking both of them?

21. Well, one's dead. What?

22. I was looking forward to hanging out with you.

23. This semester's been so long, dark, angry.

24. I was thinking we could have some fun.

25. What we've learned

26. is that attempts to make the holidays brighter

27. give them a certain darkness.

28. I don't know if I agree with that.

29. Actually, maybe I do.

30. Merry Christmas, Greendale. Glee Club here,

31. reminding you that our Christmas pageant is coming.

32. Next stop, regionals.

33. What are regionals? They never stop talking about it.

34. Please tell me we were

35. not this obnoxious the year we filled in.

36. T-minus five seconds till the hip-hop remix. Four, three...

37. You're awfully quiet, Jeff.

38. Nobody hates Glee Club more than you.

39. I'm just content to sit back and enjoy the show.

40. And now our pop music mash-up.

41. Elton Lil Jon Lennon.

42. Kick it. Hey, tiny dancer.

43. Okay.

44. Stop!

45. Cease and desist.

46. Glee Club, meet ASCAP.

47. Protecting musical copyrights since 1914.

48. They've received an anonymous tip

49. unlicensed material was being performed here

50. without the artists' permission. Merry Christmas, everyone.

51. Glee Club just became History Club.

52. Oh, no! No!

53. No! Why?

54. My soul is dead. Oh!

55. Okay, anyone asks, we were never here.

56. Why?

57. The Glee Club is at Westside Hospital,

58. recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.

59. This is the second Glee Club we've lost in two years.

60. We might have to cancel the Christmas pageant.

61. And to think they were this close to regionals.

62. What the hell are regionals? They're this close, Pierce.

63. Anyway, an old friend wants to talk to you.

64. Your favorite Glee Club instructor,

65. the dreamy and boyish Mr. Cory Radison.

66. Uh— I thought I told you to call me Mr. Rad.

67. Or Cory. Just don't call me late to dinner.

68. Unless you're serving Brussels sprouts.

69. Aah! I won't, I promise.

70. This guy's like human froyo.

71. Look, when the last Glee Club died in that bus crash,

72. you guys stepped up.

73. You were the best gosh-darn emergency substitutes

74. I've ever worked with. Well, this time,

75. I'm not gonna kid you. It won't be easy.

76. Oh. Your best won't be good enough.

77. And 10 times your best will be so bad,

78. I will yell at you.

79. But I promise, if we dig down—

80. Pass. Yeah.

81. Okay.

82. Don't you hurt him.

83. Mr. Rad?

84. I feel like we let Mr. Rad down.

85. He let himself down

86. when he left the house wearing a sweater vest.

87. I guess we did have fun last time.

88. Did we? I can hardly remember.

89. It's all a weird, happy, musical fog.

90. It was like being on ecstasy,

91. only instead of having pointless conversations

92. and dancing like idiots— Wait.

93. It was exactly like being on ecstasy.

94. That's what worries me about this guy.

95. He's equal parts Hanson and Manson.

96. Nobody let him corner you until he is out of recruitment mode

97. or next thing you know,

98. we'll all be caring about Christmas pageants

99. and regionals. You're right.

100. Agreed. Gotcha.

101. What the hell are regionals?

102. What are you still doing here?

103. I thought I'd give her one more tinkle

104. before I took down decorations.

105. No Glee Club means no pageant, means no Christmas.

106. Trying to make things brighter

107. just would've made more darkness.

108. That sounds like a certain ex-lawyer talking.

109. I see a lot of myself in you, Abed.

110. You care about your friends.

111. And you wish they cared more about each other.

112. That's not an easy position to be in sometimes.

113. I want my friends to have a merry Christmas.

114. Well, maybe you could start

115. by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all.

116. What's that?

117. How's your piano still playing this song?

118. Glee!

119. Thank you, Mr. Rad. Don't break down the set yet.

120. I'm gonna try to get my friends to be in the Christmas pageant.

121. Thank you, Abed.

122. Thank you.

123. Merry Christmas, Troy.

124. Abed, you look gleeful.

125. Don't you think it might actually

126. be fun doing this pageant?

127. Abed, we hate the Glee Club.

128. Yeah. I guess I just like liking things.

129. Abed.

130. Look, you know I'd do anything you did, but—

131. I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

132. We're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.

133. I've been thinking about that. I may have a loophole.

134. What if you were a Jehovah's Witness

135. merely pretending to be into Christmas,

136. gathering clues to take down the holidays from within?

137. You mean like a spy investigating,

138. making it seem like I'm celebrating,

139. when actually I'm infiltrating

140. Santa's operation? Yoip!

141. Hey, guys.

142. Rapping? Yep. Wanna join us?

143. Totally.

144. Wait. You guys never let me rap with you.

145. We're gonna need all hands on deck

146. if we're gonna go to regionals.

147. Cool.

148. I just need to study though. In my room.

149. So have fun.

150. And then this morning I could hear them in the bathroom

151. doing country mash-ups.

152. And they won't stop talking about regionals.

153. Maybe it's nothing.

154. Yeah, if nothing wears a sweater vest

155. and seems aggressively asexual.

156. Let's all study for our final in our old—

157. Where's our table?

158. Who's that guy?

159. You guys all see him too, right?

160. Hey, guys. Merry Christmas, y'all.

161. Sorry about the rearrangement. We need this space to rehearse.

162. But we're not doing the pageant.

163. Look, guys, I hear your negativity,

164. but also, can I counter with this? Who hates glee?

165. Listen to how that sounds.

166. "Glee" literally means "glee."

167. Oh, stop it. Not liking Glee Club doesn't make us bullies.

168. And implying that is reverse bullying.

169. Good point. Sing about it? No!

170. I understand them, but you, Pierce?

171. Your generation invented music.

172. I don't know about invented. Perfected, maybe.

173. Pierce, they're just trying to pander

174. to your demographic's documented historical vanity. Resist.

175. Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself part of Pierce's peer group?

176. I believe so.

177. One, two, three, four.

178. Aah! Ow!

179. Pierce is on board. That's great.

180. For the Christmas queen, we can get Shirley or Annie.

181. They both have really strong voices, natural vibrato.

182. There's also Britta. Britta's adorable.

183. So Shirley or Annie for the Christmas queen.

184. There's a leaf on Britta's head. She's playing a tree.

185. And it's gonna be so fun.

186. Mr. Radison, who authorized you to rearrange our study room?

187. Who do you think you are?

188. I'll tell you.

189. I'm scared to go into the study room.

190. So many top hats in there.

191. I wish there was a way we could stop all this.

192. I realize the stakes aren't that high.

193. That just makes it extra scary. I know.

194. Jeff, I think I know what Mr. Rad is up to.

195. There's something you have to see.

196. Mr. Rad plans to get every single member of our study group

197. to join the Glee Club.

198. I don't know how that's gonna happen.

199. I'll show you.

200. What—?

201. This is just one of the many costume changes

202. I'll be doing during the show.

203. We're a shoo-in for regionals, right?

204. Annie, you too? This is beneath you.

205. You are an intelligent woman.

206. Also, you're Jewish.

207. I guess I have a lot to learn about holiday tradition.

208. Is this a bit?

209. Annie. Oof! Oh-ho.

210. Eventually you hit a point

211. of diminishing returns on the sexiness.

212. What's a dimin...?

213. Stay back, old man. Don't even hum.

214. Shirley, Britta, I have no intention of singing.

215. Good.

216. I can't speak for these angels, though.

217. Oh.

218. Shirley, you need to get out of here.

219. They're not gonna tell you.

220. That's what they do. That's what they do.

221. Oh, I gotta tell the babies.

222. Oh, Jeff, thank God.

223. They've got Shirley. It's just you and me now.

224. Jeff?

225. Guys, I am swelling with pride.

226. You stepped up and you saved the Christmas pageant.

227. And it's all thanks to you, Mr. Rad.

228. I just hope we can repay you by making regionals.

229. I thought this was regionals.

230. Don't let my confusion undercut their importance.

231. Places, everyone. Oh!

232. Great. Okay, scooch, scooch, scooch.

233. I could not have done this without your skills, Abed.

234. I was happy to do it.

235. I thought we were gonna end the semester on a dark note.

236. I'm glad we're singing together instead. It's been a good time.

237. It's going to continue to be a good time.

238. If we win regionals, it's straight on to sectionals.

239. And then a week later is semis, then semi-regionals.

240. Then regional semis, then national lower-zone semis.

241. Oh.

242. But I kind of thought this was,

243. you know, just for Christmas.

244. No, no, no.

245. This is forever.

246. This is what we do now.

247. This is who we are.

248. Britta.

249. Is this about regionals?

250. I talked to Cory, he needs you to be the Mouse King.

251. Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.

252. It's an emergency.

253. This will help us get to regionals.

254. I knew it.

255. Wait. What are the lyrics?

256. They're in your heart, Britta. Right. Duh-doy.

257. What—?

258. Oh, Britta's in this?

259. No. She's ruining it.

260. No, stop, stop, stop.

261. What are you doing? Get off the stage.

262. I'm singing my heart's song.

263. Get off the stage and never sing again.

264. You are the worst.

265. Hey!

266. You do not get to call Britta the worst.

267. Yeah!

268. Mr. Radison, I think it's fine.

269. Greendale is an all-inclusive school.

270. Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?

271. Yeah!

272. No, no, no!

273. This show is supposed to be gleeful and bright and fun,

274. and you can let me do that or there can be another bus crash!

275. Well, figuratively. Heh-heh.

276. I'm not saying "I killed the last Glee Club."

277. I'm saying you not listening to me

278. is like metaphorically cutting the brake lines on your own—

279. Look, Kings of Leon.

280. What did he say?

281. Did Mr. Rad kill the last Glee Club?

282. And to think I trusted him enough

283. to captain a magic carpet in that dream I had last night.

284. Maybe Jeff's right.

285. Forcing things to be bright

286. makes darkness underneath darker.

287. This is all my fault for insisting we do the pageant.

288. Sorry.

289. Merry Christmas.

290. I guess I'll just see you guys after the holidays.

291. Happy Time Day, Reggie.

292. It is tradition to give one's constable a gift

293. at the end of each orbital cycle.

294. Oh, thank you, inspector.

295. Blimey! A hologram. Mm-hm.

296. Let's activate it and view the performance.

297. This is terrible.

298. We decided we wanted to spend the holiday together.

299. It's been a dark semester.

300. I basically killed a guy.

301. And I kind of attacked you guys with a fire ax.

302. I'm thinking about seeing a new shrink.

303. What? Don't.

304. Holy crap.

305. Look how terrible this Christmas special is.

306. Ho, ho, ho.

307. Merry Time Day!

308. No, no— What—? No, no, no. No!

309. No!