Community 2x6

Directed by Anthony Hemingway

Richard Erdman as Leonard • Dino Stamatopoulos as Star-Burns • Craig Cackowski as Officer Cackowski • George Takei as Himself (Voice) • Greg Cromer as Rich • George Takei as Himself (voice) • Kim Robillard as Man In Suit • Sigmund Watkins as Commando #1 • Trevor Brunsink as Guy • Jim Rash as Dean Craig Pelton • George Takei as George Takei (voice)

Dean Pelton's army surplus party food sparks an outbreak of zombie-ism at the Greendale Halloween party.

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1. Halloween...

2. a time of vampires,

3. Hobgoblins, Draculas, Boogens, and headless mice.

4. I'm George Takei.

5. You know what? Let's just get to it.

6. How is it?

7. Pretty good taco meat. I wonder how the dean scored this sweet spread.

8. Chef Gaga never reveals her caterer.

9. And don't try reading my poker face.

10. It's military rations from an army surplus store.

11. I didn't read your poker face. You left the containers in the garbage.

12. You guys have fun. I'm gonna take out the garbage.

13. You may also want to adjust your iTunes setting.

14. When it's not playing an endless loop of Abba's greatest hits,

15. it's playing what I think may be your personal voice memos.

16. What? Note to self... get oil changed,

17. check Netflix for that movie where Greg Kinnear...

18. Plays a ghost... no, an angel...

19. and something called human centi...

20. David Beckham.

21. Dragon turtle?

22. T-Rex.

23. I wonder how much effort you put into being accidentally handsome

24. for a costume every year.

25. Only half the effort you'll be putting into eating and drinking tonight.

26. Let me help you, dragon turtle.

27. Shirley's costume is once again unwittingly ambiguous.

28. I don't know what she's supposed to be, but she's not Miss Piggy.

29. I repeat...

30. she is not Miss Piggy.

31. You're on your own.

32. Hello! Guess who I am.

33. - Can't you just say? - No.

34. Pierce, are you okay?

35. What?

36. If you get any more sweaty and puffy,

37. your costume's gonna reach new levels of authenticity.

38. I don't understand. Shut up.

39. He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.

40. Get away from me!

41. Man, just when you think it's funny.

42. Excuse me. I think my friend is really sick.

43. - I'm not a doctor. - I'm a doctor.

44. Annie! Rich from pottery class.

45. This looks serious.

46. Let's get him over here.

47. He is just not in very good shape, is he?

48. But you look fantastic.

49. - Thank you. - Look at you with your hood.

50. Get away from those hotties!

51. You're safe now.

52. But if that thing comes back, I'm gonna need your phone numbers.

53. Yeah, right.

54. I don't get it.

55. - How do you do it? - Well,

56. I am wearing a $6,000 suit,

57. and you spent 3 days making cardboard robot armor.

58. You're saying they feel sorry for you?

59. I'm saying I remind girls less of taking their little brothers to Comic-Con.

60. - Rich. - More?

61. Put her with the others.

62. 102... this may be food poisoning.

63. - Rich, what did I tell you? - To rule out food poisoning.

64. Yes. But also not to say the words out loud.

65. Who wants to walk my plank, huh?

66. OK, I'm ruling out food poisoning.

67. - Feygnasse Team -

68. La Fabrique ::.

69. 2x06: Epidemiology

70. Guess who I am.

71. Michelle Kwan?

72. Wrong.

73. - Kristi Yamaguchi? - Peggy Fleming.

74. Just been proven racist by the racist-prover.

75. - Guess who I am. - Drink.

76. Have you noticed a weird vibe taking a hold of this party?

77. It's like every fifth person is on something seriously hard-core.

78. Yeah, I wonder who's holding...

79. The key to your riddle.

80. - Where's your costume? - Trying something new.

81. But our costumes go together,

82. if you're not in yours, I'm a guy in a spandex suit and a bike Helmet.

83. - I'm a sexy Dracula. - You mean vampire.

84. I don't need to know which Dracula I am to be a Dracula.

85. Nerd.

86. Your symptoms progressing even faster than everyone else's.

87. How much of that taco-meat stuff did you eat?

88. I didn't eat Any. My name is Alex!

89. That must have transferred through Pierce's bite.

90. My God, I think you're right.

91. You make quite the little nurse.

92. Thank you, Rich. You're quite a banana.

93. Jeez, why don't you guys just get a roo...

94. But the only people getting sick are the ones eating what I bought

95. at your surplus store.

96. I never said the stuff was delicious,

97. but you can't get sick from it. It's nonperishable.

98. What about the taco-meat stuff...

99. - The what? - The classic flavor?

100. - The one with the goofy label. Here. - What goofy label?

101. "Classified Phoenix. If found, repeat key phrase...

102. echo, tango, X-ray, nine, nine, seven."

103. Yeah. Sounds delicious.

104. Anyway, it looks like taco meat and...

105. - Hello? - Greendale community college?

106. Speaking.

107. This is special operations Officer McHenry.

108. I need you to listen to me very carefully.

109. Okay, one hint.

110. I'm a beloved character from our childhood.

111. - I can't stop seeing it. - I know.

112. Leonard, behave yourself. I'm a Christian woman.

113. You better back that pumpkin ass up, or I will make a pie.

114. Hey, Jeff, it's me, Rich, from pottery class.

115. - "Doc Potterywood," remember? - Rich, bigger fish.

116. There's some kind of infection at the party

117. making people act weird and bite each other.

118. We need to coordinate

119. an orderly evacuation without causing unnecessary panic.

120. Holy crap! Leonard's a zombie!

121. Zombie attack!

122. Never mind.

123. Open the door!

124. I've been told we need a little baby quarantine

125. until the army gets here.

126. The army?

127. I know, right?

128. They said to wait for six hours.

129. Stay strong.

130. Guys... I hate to be the "we've got company" guy, but...

131. guess who I am.

132. Or don't.

133. Head to the back!

134. Run!

135. You punched a lady bee!

136. Let go of the door,

137. you little bitch!

138. Welcome! Thank God you're all right!

139. We did it!

140. OK, did we lose anybody out there?

141. - Is anybody hurt? - No.

142. Last question, and I know it's a long shot,

143. but did anybody happen to shut off the dean's playlist?

144. Two percent milk, eggs, deodorant, puppy chow...

145. It's a officially a waking nightmare.

146. When are the police coming?

147. - Help is on the way. - Hello?

148. Help is on the way.

149. Flavor Flav was right.

150. It's the end of days.

151. It can't be the end of days.

152. It's not 2012 yet.

153. It's not the end of days. Seems to be a rabies-related pathogen

154. affecting the prefrontal cortex, causing hyper aggression.

155. It'd take years for it to take over the world.

156. - How many years? - 1, 1 and a half.

157. 2012! End of days!

158. End of days! End of days!

159. Good thinking... vertical fold.

160. You making fun of me?

161. That jacket is worth more than the island

162. you were grown on, Chiquita M.D.

163. "Chiquita M. D.". I like it.

164. It's a good time to tell you that I hate you.

165. - Shouldn't we be barricading the room? - I don't know.

166. These guys don't seem so... I will help you.

167. Wait!

168. Before you barricade us in, tell me if anyone has been bitten.

169. You bit?

170. You bit?

171. This pathogen is spread through bites,

172. so if anyone has been bitten and you let us seal ourselves

173. in here with you, you're putting us all in danger.

174. Go ahead.

175. Are we really just gonna sit here?

176. The army will be here in six hours.

177. Why six hours? Are they hosting the Oscars?

178. Damn.

179. And the winner for best adapted Oscar burn,

180. Jeff Winger for "Oh, snap! The man who went there."

181. They don't have six hours.

182. Judging from the temperatures of those infected...

183. In 3 hours, they'll start suffering from brain damage.

184. 3 hours later, they'll be dead.

185. What? We have to do something for them.

186. Do something? For the zombies?

187. If we lower the temperature of the building,

188. would it break the fever and kill the virus?

189. It might.

190. I know where the thermostat is. Out there on the wall.

191. We have to rise to the occasion like Ripley and kick monster butt.

192. I'm not Ripley.

193. I'm a cool, sexy Dracula.

194. - I make love to ladies, and I survive. - I'm with Troy.

195. Those are not zombies.

196. But our classmates, and they're sick.

197. And they can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so.

198. The incubation only takes minutes. First, stomachache.

199. Then your skin turns red, followed by cold sweats.

200. Muscle spasms, high fever,

201. and then the uncontrollable urge to bite uninfected flesh.

202. And I forgot one symptom.

203. Slurred speech.

204. You got bit!

205. I felt like maybe I was special.

206. Special? You're not special.

207. I'm special.

208. I was bit ten minutes ago, and I'm...

209. Fine.

210. Great.

211. Nobody is special!

212. Just so you know, I hate you less now.

213. That's how much I hate your normal self.

214. You have to destroy the brain.

215. A hamster!

216. Way to go! Run!

217. Head for the stairs!

218. - What about Annie? - Don't look back!

219. Why not?

220. Don't look back!

221. This is how I die... As miss Piggy.

222. You're not miss Piggy. You're Glenda the good witch.

223. You knew?

224. Just so you know, I've always loved Peggy Fleming.

225. You're not racist.

226. A dark basement.

227. I was thinking we should be doing this in a dark basement.

228. Troy, why did you ditch your costume?

229. Why bring that up now? We might die down here.

230. All the more reason to get this ironed out.

231. You called me a nerd up there. What defines a nerd?

232. Committing to an awesome Halloween costume with your best friend?

233. - Is that what nerds do? - I don't know, I'm not a nerd,

234. which is why I'm not taking part in this conversation.

235. Shh! Nerds.

236. Did you hear that?

237. Just a cat. Let's keep moving.

238. Holy crap!

239. What is up with that cat?

240. - Is someone throwing it? - Let's keep moving.

241. Let's not keep moving,

242. because there is an insane cat down here.

243. What about the zombies?

244. Back burner, Troy! This cat has to be dealt with.

245. There it is! Grab it!

246. This lead upstairs. The thermostat...

247. Enough with the thermostat, Abed.

248. This is not pretend play time, save-the-world time.

249. It's quarter past let's-get-out-of-this-building time.

250. There. There's a window.

251. If we climb that fence, we can hoist each other against he wall

252. and squeeze through it.

253. I vote we take the door.

254. He doesn't want to dirty his suit.

255. For real?

256. Clothes make the man, Troy.

257. What the...

258. That's my jacket!

259. My jacket... You're stretching it!

260. You're stretching it!

261. Wrong way! Go back!

262. - I'm not going without you! - Troy, make me proud.

263. Be the first black man to make it to the end.

264. Go, go, go, go, go!

265. - I love you. - I know.

266. Make it fast.

267. Troy, be honest.

268. Are you a zombie? I will mace you.

269. Give me the keys.

270. Those people will get brain damage if we doesn't help 'em.

271. There is something called "chain of command", so unfortunately...

272. Are you crazy? How are you gonna survive those zombies?

273. I'm gonna be a nerd.

274. Better have a plan B!

275. That's right.

276. Prepare to meet the power of imagination.

277. I don't know why I thought this would work.

278. Get off me!

279. You're so strong!

280. God, I hate this!

281. Get off! Stop using your mouth!

282. Hello, zombie Annie. What big fists you have...

283. In your face!

284. Beam this up, Scotty.

285. In your face!

286. I don't know what you are, but in your face!

287. We're friends.

288. I've been bit, y'all.

289. Dag. Congrats. You did what the zombies do.

290. Still cool as a zombie.

291. Out of the way!

292. Out of the way!

293. Block that perimeter.

294. - You dean Pelton? - Speaking.

295. Six hours on the dot.

296. Practice makes perfect. You the only witness?

297. I am.

298. Hey, we got uninfected in here.

299. - How many we talking? - I think it might be all of 'em.

300. All right, scenario B. Repeat, scenario B.

301. Let's dose these suckers.

302. Dose what now?

303. So you remember nothing past your decision to be Lady Gaga?

304. Can't believe that somebody would mass-roofie an entire party.

305. - I can't believe it wasn't me. - I can't believe I believe you...

306. And I don't.

307. Want to watch a movie?

308. Sure.

309. Aliens, cyborgs, or zombies?

310. I don't know why, but I'm kind of over zombies.

311. Yeah, I don't feel like anything action-heavy.

312. - How about something light? - You seen Marmaduke?

313. And so Troy and Abed went back to the dormitory

314. for a viewing of Marmaduke.

315. I'm George Takei, and if you're name is Kevin,

316. here's a little freebie for your cell phone.

317. Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone.

318. He's on a spaceship with me, George Takei.

319. Please leave a message.

320. You're welcome Kevins.

321. Happy Halloween.

322. Voice mail?

323. This is Chang.

324. There's not much time. I don't think we're gonna make it.

325. Listen, if you survive,

326. please spread this message for me.

327. Shirley and I totally did it!

328. - Chang, what are you doing? - Nothing.

329. Gotta go!

330. Why did he call me?

331. Www. sous-titres. Eu